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Authors: Gail Carriger

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B
Y
G
AIL
C
ARRIGER
 

The Parasol Protectorate

Soulless

Changeless

Blameless

Heartless

Timeless

Praise for
The Parasol Protectorate Series
 

“Carriger debuts brilliantly with a blend of Victorian romance, screwball comedy of manners and alternate history…. This intoxicatingly witty parody will appeal to a wide cross-section of romance, fantasy and steampunk fans.”


Publishers Weekly
(Starred Review)

“Spectacular debut novel… a real page-turner.”


Romantic Times


Soulless
is a character-driven romp with great worldbuilding and delicious rapier wit that recalls Austen and P. G. Wodehouse.”


io9.com

“A delightfully fun supernatural comedy of manners, with a refreshing romance thrown in—and a highly promising first novel.”


Locus


Soulless
has all the delicate charm of a Victorian parasol, and all the wicked force of a Victorian parasol secretly weighted with brass shot and expertly wielded. Ravishing.”

—Lev Grossman,
New York Times
Bestselling Author of
The Magicians

“I was enchanted from start to finish.”


sfrevu.com

“Light-hearted and fast-paced,
Soulless
will please fans of fantasy, historical fantasy and paranormal romance alike.”


The Miami Herald

“Carriger has created a wonderfully detailed world that is just one step to the side of our own.”


sfrevu.com

“A tapestry that is simultaneously witty, charming, exhilarating and downright fun.”


fantasyliterature.com

Contents
 

Front Cover Image

 

Welcome

 

Chapter One: In Which There Is Almost a Bath and Definitely a Trip to the Theater

Chapter Two: Wherein Mrs. Colindrikal-Bumbcruncher Does Not Buy a Hat

Chapter Three: In Which Lord Maccon Wears a Pink Brocade Shawl

Chapter Four: Several Unexpected Occurrences and Tea

Chapter Five: Under Cover of Thespians

Chapter Six: In Which the Parasol Protectorate Acquires a New Member

Chapter Seven: Biffy Encounters a Most Unsatisfactory Parasol

Chapter Eight: Alexia Makes an Unexpectedly Damp Discovery

Chapter Nine: Biffy Experiments with Flirting and Felicity

Chapter Ten: Wherein Our Intrepid Travelers Ride Donkeys

Chapter Eleven: In Which Prudence Discovers Sentences

Chapter Twelve: Wherein Alexia and Ivy Meet a Man with a Beard

Chapter Thirteen: In Which Idle Letters Waste Lives

Chapter Fourteen: Wherein Alexia Loans Mr. Tumtrinkle Her Gun

Chapter Fifteen: In Which We Learn Why Werewolves Don’t Float

Chapter Sixteen: The Curative Properties of Nile Bathing

Chapter Seventeen: A Gastropod Among Us

Chapter Eighteen: The Truth Behind the Octopus

Chapter Nineteen: How to Retire to the Countryside

Chapter Twenty: In Which Times Shift

Acknowledgments

 

Extras

 

Meet the Author

 

A Preview of
Blood Rights

 

By Gail Carriger

 

Praise for The Parasol Protectorate Series

 

Copyright

 
Copyright
 

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.

Copyright © 2012 by Tofa Borregaard

Excerpt from
Blood Rights
copyright © 2011 by Kristen Painter

All rights reserved. In accordance with the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, the scanning, uploading, and electronic sharing of any part of this book without the permission of the publisher is unlawful piracy and theft of the author’s intellectual property. If you would like to use material from the book (other than for review purposes), prior written permission must be obtained by contacting the publisher at [email protected]. Thank you for your support of the author’s rights.

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