Toy's Story (33 page)

“Okay, but I’ll need some time to process everything.”
I heard my heart speak
out loud
as my brain groaned, “Oh Hell No!
What the fuck?
”

A broad sexy grin slowly crept across Tyson’s face as the gravity of my answer slowly hit home.
Excited he kissed me hard in the mouth to seal the deal. Suddenly I found myself doing an old familiar tongue dance with an old familiar love
r
who could still get me moist and ready with just a single kiss.
Damn, I had almost forgotten how crazy this man made my body feel.

“
Okay…
Alright, but I’m going to need you to even out the playing field.”
He said as he abruptly broke our intimate embrace.

“What do you mean?” I asked confused.

“I need you to take a break from Logic while you make your decision. I don’t want you sexing him while you decide my fate. It’s really not fair to either of us.”

“Okay… You’re right.” I
quickly
conceded.

“Not so fast. And I want equal face time
, starting tonight
.
”

Now, I knew that Tyson was right. What I didn’t know was how
I was going to tell Logic any of the bullshit that just transpired. “What the fuck just happened?” My mind screamed
and I am sure many of you are screaming the exact same damn thing
.
I’m going to have to plead the Fifth on this one.

Now to say that Jamar was happy to see me would be the understatement of the Millennium. Tyson made no promises to him that he would be able to locate me, let alone convince me to come to DC to represent him. Basically, I showed up unannounced. The jail guards only told him that he had an attorney visit. When he walked in that room and saw me there he couldn’t refrain from running over to me to give me a gigantic bear hug. Naturally the slightly out of shape guard
tried
to intercept him but Jamar was as fast as a
cheetah
as he ran to me.

“Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Step away from the attorney. She doesn’t want you slobbering all over her.” The guard commanded.

“My bad, Ms. Waters is an old friend.” Jamar apologized as he backed away from me.

“I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. He’s just a little excited to see me.” I smiled and offered my apology.

“I can understand that. I’m kind of excited to see you too.” The guard mumbled as he eyed my goodies
, unconsciously licked his lips
and mentally molested my breast.

Naturally, I ignored it. Hell, let him look, it’ll just make it a little easier on Jamar the next time he encounters him.

“Somebody is glad to see me.” I joked as I casually returned my attention to Jamar to find him mentally groping my ass. I ignored him to. “Have a seat and tell me what happened.”

Jamar set across
from
me and watched in silence as I prepared to take his statement. “So that’s how it is between you and me now? We strictly business? Huh Toy?”

“What? Stop being silly. We just don’t have a lot of time before the arraignment and I need to know exactly what we’re up against.”

“I know, but you didn’t even ask me how I was doing?”

“Really Jamar, because you look fine. A little dusty but you don’t look like the boys on the cell block been beati
ng that ass before they tap that ass.” I joked.

“I wish a bitch would try.” Jamar rolled his eyes and looked off into space.

I snickered. Yeah, I’d probably have to defend you for triple homicide.”

“You’d better believe it!”

“Okay so what happened? We’re running out of time. Tyson’s trying to get you switched to the last slot on the court docket, but that’s still pushing it.”

“I don’t give a damn about that shit. I still have feelings for you Toy. Don’t you even give a fuck about me anymore now that you’re suckin Ritchie Ric
h’
s dick?”

“Why would you say that? Because I didn’t ask you how
you
were you holding up? I was in a fuckin car accident stranded in Fuckemindabutt
,
West Virgin
i
a and it never occurred to you to ask me how I was doing. I survived getting my little feelings hurt and so will you.
Stop acting like a damn little girl
!
These charges are serious. You know I love you and you know I care about you, so stop whining and let me do my fuckin job
!
” I snorted behind a pretty smile so our conversation wouldn’t draw the attention of the guard.
 

“Alright fair enough, so we’re even now.” Jamar relaxed back in his chair and reined his feelings in.

“Yes we are now even.” I said as I took my pen out of my designer original purse.

“You look good as a mother fucka. My dick is so hard it’s about to flip this fuckin table.”

“You know what? You need to stop.” I said as I casually tossed my pen on my legal pad in total surrender. “Okay, so you let me know when you’re done.”

“What happened to you and me Toy? Your skin use to boil if I said something like that. I don’t have any
ef
fect on you anymore
.
Do I
?”

“Not rea
lly, but keep wasting time and you’ll have twenty five years to life to figure it out.” I sarcastically offered.

“You don’t give a fuck about me! You never did. Did you Toy? I was just a hard dick to satisfy that
insatiable
wet pussy of yours. Right?”

Now,
I don’t know what happened but something just snapped inside of me
. Perhaps it was
the fact that
this crusty ass, fuckin nigga was trying to embarrass me by getting loud and putting my damn business out in the street.
I looked like a damn thousand dollar
and
hour attorney in my custom designer suit and designer original pumps. I couldn’t believe that this mother fucka put it out there that I use to suck his seven dollar an hour dick.
S
uddenly al
l
professionalism just left my body and the mad
,
bitter,
black,
ghetto bitch emerged.
And trust me, she was fucking pissed.

“You know what you have some fuckin nerve! If I didn’t give a fuck about you I wouldn’t be here. I quit my job and moved to Vegas over two months ago.
For all practical purposes I am filthy
fucking
rich!
I don’t even practice anymore.
Still,
I left my man at home with a big old bat for a dick and one hundred million dollars in the bank to come down here to deal with your monkey ass and your monkey shit! And believe
me
when I say he was
ma
d
as hell
about it!
You have no idea the shit storm
of bullshit
I’m going through right now because of you
r stupid ass!
So if you really think that I really don’t give a shit about you
, well
I’ll take my
hundred million dollar Ritchie Rich dick sucking
ass home and your five dollar ass can go to jail for the rest of your
pathetic fucking
life over some stupid ass monkey shit!
Because your Public Defender is a dumbass
who’s
never won a single
damn
case in his entire fuckin life.
And me, Zatoya Waters… I’m the
shit! I’m the
toughest
bitch in the Tri State area and lucky for you I’m free. So what you gonna do Jamar? You want to whine about me and you
not fucking anymore
or do you want me to get you
r ass
out of here so you can
go home and
see your kids? Let me know, because I got a whole lot of dick sucking to do with my wet pussy ass!”
I screamed.

Noticing the guard
quickly
approach to see if everything was okay
I
immediate
ly
gave him the give me
one more
minute hand gesture.

“Miss Waters is everything okay?”
H
e asked as he eyed Jamar who was squirming
around
in his chair like a little kid
about to get the shit slapped out of them by their mother
. “Is everything okay man
?
”

“Yeah, we’re fine.” Jamar mumbled unable to take his eyes off of me.

“Good cause it looked like she was about to go on your ass.” He chuckled. “Just don’t hurt him Miss Waters. It would be funny as hell, but the paperwork would be a bitch.
”

“So what’s it going to be Jamar?” I asked
as I began to pack my shit
to leave,
not really giving a
good
damn what his answer was going to be.

“Sit down Toy and stop tripping in here before you have them lock my ass up in the hole.
Fuckin with you. You always were mean as hell.
”

Jamar began to recant his story verbatim. I
was
record
ing
his statement so I remained
absolutely
silent and did not interrupt him once. Fifteen minutes later he concluded.

“Is that everything Mr. Brown? Is there anything that you want to add or subtract from your story?” I asked.

“No that’s the truth and the whole truth. I didn’t carjack or shoot anyone Miss Waters.”

“Okay. Th
is
ends the deposition of Jamar
Travon Brown.” I said as I fumble
d
with the recorder off switch.

“So what do you think Toy?”

“Just a second, let me make sure this is off.” I said as I d
ouble
checked the digital recorder to make sure it was off before I spoke. “Okay it’s off.”

“So what do you think?”

“Wow, you want to know what I think? I think that…
”
I hesitated and tried to choose my words carefully.
“
How can I put this? Okay… I think that you’re a FUCKIN IDIOT! That
’s
what I think. Oh my God! What the hell were you thinking? Why did I even as
k
that question, because it’s obvious that you weren’t thinking?”

“Toy…” He tried to interrupt.

“No, don’t stop me I may have just come up with our defense. 
I’ll just say,
‘
Your Honor we plead Not Guilty on the grounds that my client is a complete FUCKIN MORON!
’ How could you possibly be that moronic?
”

“I know it was stupid, but damn. You make it sound like I’m retarded or something.”

“Don’t even insult retarded people by putting yourself in their class. Jamar you come across a car half
assed
parked in the middle of the street… with the driver’s door wide open and your dumb ass goes near it. Not only do you go near it you decide to go through a pile of CDs on the seat and take some. A fuckin five year old could tell that the car was stolen and abandoned. Then you have the damn dumb ass audacity to close the damn door and the
n
half ass wipe your prints off the handle. Fuckin retarded ass moron! I can’t believe I slept with your ass for two years and didn’t realize that you were a certifiable buffoon.” I snapped.

Shocked at my outburst,
J
amar simply burst into
robust
laughter. 
“Yeah, you’re right, that was some pretty dumb ass shit, even for me.
But in my defense
you know that I collect CDs. And
when we were together, I don’t recall a lot of sleeping going on.
”

“
You’re an ass, but you’re right. There really wasn’t a lot of time to sleep.
” I laughed.
“
Okay,
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say all that. It’s just that I was holding it all in and I exploded once that recorder was turned off.
Okay I’m going to
be
professional again. So I think we have a good shot of getting this thrown out, provided we can locate some witnesses. Hopefully the owner of the vehicle pulls through and can identify the carjacker. If so we’re home free.”

“That’s good news, but I don’t think anybody saw me getting the CDs. I wouldn’t have taken them if anyone was around.”

“Yeah, but someone may have seen the person who abandoned the vehicle there. Luckily you had your Footlocker uniform on. It’s hard to miss the broad black and white stripes on that shirt.”

“Yeah I know. This is one time I’m glad I had that stupid ass
job. That
uniform
may have saved my life.”
  

“I think you’re right. Look I
’d better get going. I brought
some clothes for you to wear
to court
so that you’ll
at least
look decent and nonthreatening.”

“Toy I hate to ask, but could you drop something, anything by for my kids. They locked me up on payday before I could make my rounds. ”

“Don’t worry about it, consider it done. I’ll make sure they have what they need until you get home.”

“Thanks Toy, you’re the best.”

“No problem.”

“Hey man is it all right if I give my attorney a hug
?
She’s going to represent me for free.”
Jamar asked the guard.

“Sure go ahead. Maybe she’ll give me a hug too.” The guard winked.

“Sure why not.” I agreed as I walked over and gave the burly middle aged white man a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
“Thanks for the extra latitude to deal with my client. I have some unorthodox methods, but they get results.”

“No problem Miss Waters. You’re still one classy, sexy lady.”

“Thanks George.” I smiled as I read his name off his name tag.

Jamar waited all but patiently for his chance to hold me in arms. He pulled me in close hugged me tight and buried his face in my hair. He took a long drawn out whiff of it before kissing me on my shoulder blade. “I love you so much lady. I wish I could have been the nigga that you needed me to be.”