Trouble With Harry (25 page)

Harry thought he couldn't love Plum any more than he already did, but he was wrong. He loved her more, bless her vengeful little heart.

That didn't mean he wasn't going to blister her ears with a lecture about not sharing her burdens, but still, he couldn't keep from tasting her just once before they arrived home.

“You're not still angry with me, are you?” she asked once he released her lips. The scent of her was dizzying, seeping into his skin, going deep into his body and soul, making him burn to claim her. “You couldn't kiss me like that if you were angry.”

“Of course I am, you wonderful, adorably silly woman. I'm going to be angry for a very long time. You're going to have to use every morsel of talent you possess to woo me back into a good mood, and I assure you I am going to take a lot of wooing.”

“Are you?” Plum asked, a wicked light dawning in her eyes. Harry felt himself responding to that light. He loved it when she got wicked. “Well, then, I shall have to put my mind to some inventive ways to woo you.”

“You do that.” He leaned forward to possess himself of her lips again. “It might just save you.”

“Might save me from what?” Plum asked five minutes later, breathless, her eyes misty with passion and love.

“My retribution,” he breathed and hauled her onto his lap in order to kiss her properly.

The Honorable Charles de Spenser was not having a very good day. First there was a nasty note from his bank that informed him that his credit was of the quality that sadly did not allow the bank to extend its services to him further, followed quickly by a visit to his family solicitor, who pointed out that under the terms of his late father's will, his quarterly allowance was to be paid only if he remained outside of England. When he returned to the rented rooms he had engaged for himself and his wife, it was to find her surrounded by boxes bearing the names of some of the finest modistes and shops. He didn't mind in the least that she had bought items for which he had neither the means nor the intention of paying; what rankled was the fact that the bank would spread the news of his insolvency, thus he wouldn't be able to visit any of the gentlemen's outfitters and purchase
himself
a new wardrobe. It just wasn't fair.

And now Plum of all creatures, soft, stupid Plum, had the nerve to ignore his demands. Well, he would see about that. He had a plan to bring her to heel, and if that plan called for him to use her body as well as her husband's money, that was her own fault. She had had it easy for too long while he suffered as an outcast; now he would have his revenge.

But first he had to get into her house to leave her proof of his intentions. Charles stood in a small garden, pursing his lips as he best considered how to get into the house unseen. The place was locked up tighter than a virgin's thighs, but at long last, he selected a small window in the back of the house to break with a convenient brick.

“Damned nuisance,” he muttered to himself as he climbed into the window, cutting his hand on a shard of broken glass. “She'll owe me for this, too.”

He sucked at the wound for a moment, then felt in his breast pocket for the letter he would leave on her pillow, a letter containing specific instructions on how the money was to be paid to him, as well as a reminder that a copy of his statement regarding the true identity of Vyvyan La Blue would be sent to the
Times
should she not pay him what he was due. He sucked at the cut once more, wrapping his hand in his handkerchief as he crept through the dark room toward the door.

The house was quiet, no footmen in attendance in the hall. Charles climbed the first set of stairs quickly, nervously glancing around to make sure no servants were about. He looked into one or two rooms, but they were day rooms and not the bedchambers he sought. He paused at the foot of the stairs, holding his breath as he listened. There was the faintest sound of voices, but they were young and high voices. No doubt it was Rosse's children.

A nasty smile spread across his face. He had a taste for young girls and had heard that Rosse had a daughter who was about the age he enjoyed. Perhaps he could force Plum into turning her over to him, as well.

His mind was so full of lewd thoughts, he failed to notice the trip wire set at the top of the stairs, nor the bucket carefully suspended from the ceiling. He did notice, however, when a bucket full of stinking, slimy, muddy water poured down onto his head, as if the skies had opened and rained down on him.

He swore profanely, wiping the muck from his eyes, unaware that the noise of children playing before bedtime had ceased for a pregnant moment before being replaced by various whoops of delight, followed by the thunder of several bare feet upon a wooden floor.

All Charles de Spenser knew was that suddenly two children in nightgowns appeared as if by magic, both of them staring at him as he pulled out a sodden handkerchief to wipe his face.

“Who're you?” a tall boy asked.

Charles was tempted to snarl an answer, but quickly changed his snarl into a hoarse chuckle. He knew well enough that one caught more flies with honey than with vinegar. “Well there, aren't you a fine-looking young lad. You must be Rosse's eldest.”

“I'm Lord Marston,” the boy said with a smug look that Charles wanted to smack off his face. “Who are you?”

“Why, I'm a friend of your mother's.” Charles smiled as he wiped the slime off his face, vowing revenge on the little bastards as soon as he had Plum in his grip.

“What are you doing here?” the tall girl next to Rosse's whelp asked.

That must be Rosse's daughter. Charles leered at her and thought about taking the girl aside, but time was of the essence. He had to leave his letter in Plum's bed and escape before any adults noticed his presence. The children were of no consequence—he never believed a thing his own children told him; no doubt Rosse and Plum were the same way. Regretfully he swallowed his desire for the girl.

“Which way is your mother's chamber?” he asked, gritting his teeth. “I have a little present I want to leave her.”

“Our mother is dead,” the girl said, giving him a suspicious glare. “Does Papa know you're here? He said we're not supposed to talk with any strangers. We don't know you. What sort of a present?”

“I'm not a stranger. I know your stepmother,” he said, taking a step toward her, unable to keep a leer from his lips as his eyes wandered over the lithe shape concealed by the voluminous nightgown. He pulled the letter from his pocket and showed it to them. “You see? It's just a simple little note for Plum. You look like an intelligent little poppet, why don't you tell me which room is hers, and I'll leave this for her as a surprise. Won't that be nice?”

“Pet Harry!” a small child of about five demanded as he popped up in front of Charles holding up a scrawny gray kitten.

“Er…no, thank you. I don't have time for kittens.” Much as he'd like to stay and approach the girl, he was growing increasingly nervous as each second passed. He bared his teeth again. “If you show me which bedchamber is Plum's, I will give you a shiny new penny.”

“What's in that, then?” Marston asked, crossing his arms over his chest as he nodded toward the letter.

It was hard going hanging onto his smile, but he did. “Something that will interest Plum. Do you like sweets? I will give you sweets if you show me where Plum's bedchamber is.”

“You've ruined Papa's surprise,” a young girl said, pushing by the elder one. A boy followed her, a twin by the look of him. How many blasted children did Rosse have?

“Eh…” Charles said, trying to think of some way to bribe the little bastards. He was swiftly running out of time—any moment a servant could happen upon them.

“Now, listen, all of you, this is a surprise for Plum, so you mustn't say anything about it. I'll just slip it into her chamber and leave, so no one will know I was here—”

“I don't like you,” the younger girl interrupted him. His hand itched to slap the complacent look off her face.

Her twin nodded. “And we
like
Plum.”

“I wager he's the man Papa's been talking about,” Marston said. “You know, the bad one.”

“Andy, you and Anne go fetch the rope,” the eldest girl said, picking up a vase as she started toward him.

“I'll get the flint and tinderbox,” Marston said, his eyes lighting up with unholy glee.

“Now, just one moment,” Charles said, slowly backing away. A coward by nature, he never thought mere children could be threatening, but judging by the hell-spawned looks in their eyes, these weren't normal children.

From below he heard approaching voices. Desperately, he grabbed the youngest boy and shook him, hissing into his face, “Show me where Plum's room is
this
very
minute
!”

Charles's last coherent thought before he fell down the stairs was that he would never again be taken in by childish innocence. In a flash they had gone from innocuous, if annoying, innocent children into five murderous terrors bent on his destruction. The youngest boy threw the kitten at his face, scratching his cheek just as another one of the monsters kicked him. A third bit his hand, while the eldest boy and girl shoved him backward until he lost his balance and tumbled down the stairs.

Snarling, furious, and in no little amount of pain, Charles half fell, half limped down the remaining flight of stairs, followed by the shrieks and screams of the children as they ran after him. He shoved aside a startled footman who appeared at the bottom of the stairs, flinging the front door open and throwing himself out it, trailing curses and promises of revenge behind him.

Fortunately for his abused body, neither the children nor the footman pursued him. The children stood on the front steps and hurled taunts at him as he limped across the small green that graced the square, but he ignored them, pausing in the shadow of a tree to wipe the blood from his cheek.

“They'll pay, they'll all pay,” he swore as he gingerly felt around the bite on his hand. The door to Rosse's house closed with a loud bang. He shook his fist at it. “I'll see them groveling and begging for mercy before the week is out. She thinks she's smarter than me, she thinks she can outwit me, well I'll show her! I'll have her on her knees before I'm through with her. With all of them! They'll
all
feel the weight of my wrath.”

“Having a spot of trouble, are you?” A voice emerged from behind him, deep in the shadow of a nearby rhododendron. “It looks as if you had a less than pleasant send-off.”

Charles spun around, almost jumping from his skin at the man's voice. His own voice shook as he tried to brazen his way out of the situation. “What? Who…who are you, sir? Come forward where I can see you!”

“I am a friend, I assure you,” the voice said. A shadow flickered, then resolved itself into the figure of a man of middle height and age. “Someone who thinks we might be of mutual help to one another. I sense you have a grievance against Lady Rosse. Perhaps we might have a little chat, you and I, and you can explain the nature of your grievance.”

“Why would I want to do that?” Charles asked, relaxing at the sight of the man's bland, placid face. Although the stranger wasn't a gentleman, as he was, his voice was relatively educated and not that of a thug.

“I thought you might want someone to bend a sympathetic ear to your tale of woe.”

Not likely. Charles wasn't about to share the ripe goose that was sure to be his. Plum owed
him
, and
he
would collect his reward. “I don't know you, do I? What the devil do you mean accosting me in this fashion? Who are you?”

“I told you,” the man said, smiling. “I'm a friend.”

“You're no friend of mine,” Charles said with a haughty sniff, straightening his waistcoat.

“Is it not said that my enemy's enemies must be my friends? I believe we have a shared interest in the Rosse family. Yours, I gather, is to seek revenge on Lady Rosse, while mine…”

“Yes?” Charles said, only moderately interested in the man. He had no time to waste in idle gossip. He had to return home so he could best plan out the next step in his revenge.

“Mine is to see them
all
destroyed.”

Charles's head snapped up at that. He eyed the mysterious man for a moment, considering whether or not he might make use of him, then gestured graciously. “I find that you interest me strangely. Shall we take a little stroll?”

“Indeed we shall,” the man said, smiling again. “Indeed we shall.”

***

“I'm quite able to walk, Harry.”

“No, you're not. You're not doing a blessed thing until you're safely delivered of the babe. Not one single thing, do you understand me? Not one. I shall beat you mercilessly if you attempt even the littlest act.”

Plum kissed Harry's ear as he carried her up the steps to their home. “But some exercises are beneficial for ladies in my condition.”

“No,” Harry said abruptly, kicking the door until Ben the footman opened it. “No walks, no riding, no driving through the park, nothing. You are to remain off your feet at all times. Exercise of any form is entirely out of the question. I might allow you to lie in a chaise and read if you promise not to exert yourself while you do so.”

“My lord, if I might have a word with you?”

“Not even calisthenics?” Plum whispered in his ear, ignoring the footman trying to get Harry's attention. Her teeth grazed his earlobe. “Say, perhaps, ones that might be done from the comfort and safety of one's bed?”

“It is a matter of some importance, my lord.”

Harry paused at the foot of the stairs. He looked at her with narrowed eyes. She rubbed her nose against his. “Do you honestly believe, madam, that my will, my resolute, inflexible, unbending will is so easily swayed?”

“Yes,” she said, all but purring in his arms.

“You know me so well,” he said with that wonderful twinkle in his eyes as he started up the stairs.

“My lord, I would not bother you if it was not a matter of some urgency—” Ben was summarily ignored by both Plum and Harry.

“Papa!”

Both Plum and Harry looked up at the shouts that greeted their arrival.

“Papa, you'll never guess!” India said as she appeared at the landing.

“—but you should know, my lord, about the incident that happened here earlier.”

“I get to tell it, I'm the one who pushed him down the stairs,” Digger said. The other children followed quickly, swarming Harry and Plum, all of them talking at once.

“I pushed him, too, and I'm the eldest.”

“You're just a lady, I'm an earl.”

Ben gave it another valiant try. “It was just a short while ago, my lord. I was on duty in the hall, as I have been these past three nights—”

“Children—” Harry said, trying to make himself heard above the din.

“Mama, pet Harry!”

“Papa, Andy bit the man, and I kicked his shin, and he ran away!”

“—when a man ran down the stairs, followed by the children.”

“An earl is nothing compared to being the eldest,” India informed her brother. “The eldest is the most important.”