Twain's End

In Memory of Tami and Jess

One gets large impressions in boyhood, sometimes, which he has to fight against all his life.

—Mark Twain,
The Innocents Abroad

After luncheon he came gaily into my study to say that his day's work was done and to read the result. In it he reminisced, telling of his childhood. He was deeply moved for all the morning he had been living with the ghosts of long ago. And so his gaiety was assumed.

—Isabel Lyon, daily reminder, February 12, 1909

The New York Times,
September 8, 1908

NEW YORK LOSES MARK TWAIN

Physician Leases Fifth Avenue House and Author Will Live in Connecticut.

With the leasing of 21 Fifth Avenue for a term of years to a physician that address ceases to be the town house of Mark Twain. Mr. Clemens will spend his time principally at his Italian villa at Redding, Conn., in the future. His physicians have pointed out to him the strain of life in town during the Winter, which in his case involved attendance at many dinners given in his honor.

The author's daughter, Miss Clemens, is due to arrive on the Caronia on Thursday. She has been traveling abroad with friends. With the party is Charles Wark of New York, whose engagement to Miss Clemens has been rumored.

The New York Times,
September 19, 1908

BURGLARS INVADE MARK TWAIN VILLA

Captured After a Pistol Fight on a Train in Which Prisoner and Officer Are Shot.

DANBURY, Conn., Sept. 18.—Mark Twain's home at Redding, “Innocents at Home,” was visited by two professional burglars last night. The wakefulness of Miss Lyon, the humorist's private secretary, was the undoing of the bold crooks, who were captured after a fight on a New Haven train.

January 8, 1909

Stormfield,
Redding, Connecticut

I
SABEL'S MOTHER WATCHED HER
tie on her hat with the look of intense pride and suppressed doubt that is particular to the mothers of grown daughters. “But Isabel, how
will
you serve Miss Keller tea?”

Her mind on other things, Isabel returned her gaze from the snow salting down outside the frost-etched windows. She took in the snug parlor with its fringed green velvet davenport, its painting of the Pitti Palace in Florence, its rocker turned toward the fire. The King's framed portrait presided over the mantel. He was younger in the photo, roughly handsome, his tornado of hair still dark. He frowned off in the distance in a way that suggested he could see things that mere mortals couldn't.
I Am the Youthful Sage,
he seemed to say. From the opposite wall, in a more recent photograph dated not only by his white hair but by the white suit that he'd taken to wearing two years ago no matter the season, he frowned mischievously:
The Wise Maverick.
On the side table next to the sofa, in a photo snapped with Isabel and friends in Bermuda last spring, he sternly confronted the lens while the rest of them made merry:
The Lonely Genius.
When had he last looked into a camera and let himself just be Sam Clemens?

“Miss Keller,” Isabel's mother repeated. “How will you serve her tea?”

Isabel stepped into her rubbers next to the door. “She's blind and deaf, Mother, not paralyzed. I'll simply hand her a cup.”

“But how will you ask her what she takes in it?”

“Mrs. Macy will sign the question to her in her hand. Or I'll ask her myself. She puts her thumb on your neck, her forefinger on your tongue, and her middle finger on your nose, then listens in that way.”

“With her fingers all over your face?” Mrs. Lyon pursed her own lips, accentuating the soft pouches on either side of her jaw.

She had been a handsome woman once, with a small sharp nose and large brown eyes like her daughter's. As Georgiana Van Kleek, one of the prominent Hartford Van Kleeks, she had attracted all the best men when she had come out back in '61. No one had been surprised when she won the affection of dashing widower Charles Lyon, a distinguished professor at Columbia University who was as handsome as he was prosperous.

Now she was forced to live through her daughter, who hadn't ever married and who
worked.
It might be modern times, what with people racing around in Oldsmobiles and cranking up phonographs and shouting into telephones, but for a woman of their class to
work
was still a shameful thing. At least Isabel worked for a very famous man—the
most
famous, and the most beloved, too, if you could believe the slogan on the cigar box. “Known to Everyone, Liked by All,” indeed. If everyone knew his terrible temper like Mrs. Lyon did, he would not be so very liked, she could tell you that.

Better that the public didn't know. As it was, her daughter's association with him had almost restored Mrs. Lyon's bragging rights to just below the level attainable had Isabel produced a beautiful grandchild, although they fell short of what they would have been had Isabel married a gentleman professor like her own father had been.

The situation could be remedied handily if Isabel would simply
marry
Mr. Clemens. Regardless of his shortcomings, he was ripe for wedlock now that “Livy” (as he had called his sickly wife Olivia, as if she were some gay young thing) had finally succumbed to whatever
it was that had kept her bound to her bed and quarantined from him for months on end. The ship had sailed for grandchildren, unfortunately—Isabel was forty-five, and Mr. Clemens was in his early seventies and looked it—but he did have an honorary degree from Oxford in England and was a friend of the English king. If the English king could overlook Mr. Clemens's crude country roots, Mrs. Lyon probably could.

As a good mother, Mrs. Lyon often reminded Isabel of the desirability of a marriage, but with no favorable results so far. Evidently, Isabel had not minded lurking behind the potted palm trees with the servants at the lavish seventieth birthday party at Delmonico's thrown for Mr. Clemens by the Harper publishing crowd, when she should have been sitting right next to him, dining on Lobster Newburg.

Such a waste of potential! Isabel had been brought up to consort with gentlemen far more educated than Mr. Clemens was. While other little girls were paging through their McGuffeys, Isabel's father had taught her to recite passages from
The Iliad,
after which he would invite her into his study and stand her on his desk so she could entertain his scholarly friends. He had delighted in broadening her mind by taking her overnight to New York to see edifying Broadway plays. It was at such a play that, as a little child, Isabel had placed her hand on Horace Greeley's knee, and the venerable editor of the
Tribune
had
not moved it.
To keep this highly cultured girl waiting by the kitchen door as if she were no better than the Clemenses' surly maid Katy was as wrong as eating roast beef with a fish knife.

“The King says that Miss Keller puts you right at ease about it.” Isabel bent down to tug the rubber over the heel of her pump. “It feels quite natural to have her touching your face. And even though she can't hear herself, she has mastered answering with her own voice. I've heard her—it's remarkable.”

“I wish you wouldn't call him that!”

Isabel righted herself. “What?”

“The King.”

“Why not?”

“It sounds so—so
subservient,
when you are so much more to him.”

The resident pain along the length of Isabel's esophagus flared, as if the organ were being wrung. She plucked up her gloves and the string bag in which she'd brought food to her mother from the big house. “I'm glad that you think so.”

“Why don't you stay here and rest? You look so tired.” Mrs. Lyon did not add that Isabel had a better chance of securing Mr. Clemens if she appeared well rested and youthful.

“I'm fine.” Isabel did not mention that yesterday her doctor had told her to get in bed and stay there until her nerves settled or risk permanent damage to her system.

On the walk back to Stormfield from her house, Isabel tried to settle herself by savoring the view of the deforested hills, paralyzed under a shroud of snow. Razed of all but a few trees lining the road—The King would have a view—his lands, blinding in the midmorning sunshine, spread out as far as one could see. Closer at hand, the shadows of the naked surviving trees striped the white road like the bars of a prison. Frozen drops clung to the rusty bramble leaves poking here and there from their glittering cover. A brook thrashed mutely against its clear lid of ice. Save for the groan of the trees in the wind, the shuffle of her rubbers on the sleigh tracks, and an occasional protest from a small bird, silence reigned.

Here at Stormfield The King would finish his autobiography, the culmination of his career, a project that he had started nearly forty years earlier and, though running thousands of pages, wasn't done yet. He seemed afraid to put it to rest, as if ending the work would be the end of the man. Isabel still could not believe that she had her own little house on the Stormfield grounds, a saltbox that dated back to the Revolution—the Lobster Pot, The King called it, his Christmas present to her. She had not expected to get this house or, indeed, any reward when she had directed the construction and decoration of Stormfield. All she had wanted was to support The King's work and to make him happy, and she believed that every
little detail—the Italian-style loggia with its view of the hills; the Orchestelle player piano set up in the library; the wooden cherubs crouching over the fireplace—did so. Surely she'd outdone his wife.

Inside the mansion, Isabel kicked off her galoshes by the front door, shed her coat and hat in the cloakroom off the foyer, and went to the kitchen, which smelled of The King's breakfast of bacon and hotcakes drenched with maple syrup—the only meal of the day he might do more than pick at, unless you counted his nightly dish of radishes.

In the pantry she came upon the new butler, Horace, a raw and gangling eighteen-year-old youth from a local farm. His knobby wrists stuck out four inches beyond his shirt cuffs as he gingerly arranged the tea set upon its silver tray. Isabel would have to tell the new maid to stop boiling his shirts so long. And where was his suit coat? Horace was serving the most famous man in the world, not sexing chickens.

He glanced up, the silver creamer cradled in his callused hands, then looked back down quickly. A blush flooded the hollows of his cheeks. He had been unable to meet her eyes since discovering that her bedroom in the big house adjoined The King's.