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Authors: Anne Bishop

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“Do we ever use this room?” Daemon asked, looking around.
“Male sanctuary,” Lucivar replied. “Used to use it when the coven lived here most of the time. Gave the boyos breathing room to talk among themselves while still being close by if they were needed.” He waved a hand, dismissing further interest in the room. “Look at this.” He called in a rectangular wood-and-glass box.
Daemon obediently leaned over to look into the box.
“It’s a bug-in-a-box,” Lucivar said, grinning.
From one end of the box, a little black beetle emerged. As it made its way to the other end, it grew and grew and grew until . . .
Pop!
There were sounds. Daemon wasn’t sure a beetle actually made sounds that were a cross between insect noise and cranky grumbling, but it added to the appeal. Or the disgust. He had a strong suspicion the emotion of the person viewing this little toy would depend on whether that person had a penis or breasts.
“You have that box shielded, don’t you?” he asked.
Lucivar made a huffy sound of disbelief. “I’ve got it triple shielded. There is no way Daemonar is getting that bug out of the box.”
“If he does . . .” Daemon looked at his brother.
Lucivar sighed. “The only question will be whether Marian tries to kill me before she divorces me or after.”
“As long as you know the risks.” He grinned. Couldn’t help it. “Daemonar will love it.”
“Yeah, he will.”
Picturing Daemonar’s face when the boy opened that gift reminded him of where he was supposed to be. “I’d better get back to guarding the gifts.”
Lucivar vanished the box. “I’ll go with you. If I look like I’ve got something to do, maybe I won’t get cornered into doing something.”
They hurried back to the other room, opened the door—and froze just inside the doorway.
Hell’s fire, Mother Night, and may the Darkness be merciful.
“He wasn’t anywhere near this room when we left,” Lucivar said. “I swear by all I hold dear, he wasn’t anywhere near this room.”
Well, the little beast was in the middle of it now, sitting on the floor surrounded by various-sized boxes and drifts of torn wrapping paper.
“Papa!” Daemonar cried. “Unka Daemon! Lizzen!”
Bang bang bang.
The sound of box on floor.
And the sound of something delicate—and no doubt expensive—breaking inside the box.
Daemon felt his face muscles shift into a tight smile—or maybe it was a grimace. Must have been the appropriate response, because Daemonar grinned at him and went back to banging the box on the floor.
“Whatever is inside is already broken,” Lucivar said. “No point taking it away from him now. He’ll just grab for something else.”
“We’ll have to figure out who brought it and get it replaced.”
Sweet Darkness, please don’t let it be something that was commissioned and was one of a kind.
Lucivar stared at the boy and the mess, looking more and more baffled. “Marian wants another one of those.”
“Another one of what?”
Lucivar lifted his chin. “Those.”
Daemon looked at the little winged boy who was the reason Jaenelle was going to rip him into chunks and feed him to somebody, then back at his brother.
“Why?”
Lucivar sighed. “I don’t know.” Then he narrowed his eyes. “But I’m pretty sure it’s your fault.”
He completely lost the ability to speak. He just stood there with his mouth hanging open, staring at Lucivar.
Lucivar nodded. “Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s your fault.”
“Bt. Dt. Zt.” The sputtering sounds fired up his shocked brain. “Since I am
not
the one sleeping with your wife, it is
not
my fault.”
Lucivar was looking grimly pleased. “Yeah, it is. Marian’s been mentioning lately how much I value having a brother the same age.”
Daemon usually valued having a brother too, but that was beside the point.
“You can’t do this,” Daemon said.
“It’s not that hard,” Lucivar replied. “Just don’t drink the contraceptive brew during a woman’s fertile time, and it isn’t hard at all.” His voice changed when he added, “Besides, it might not be another little beast. It could be a cuddly little witchling. A miniature of her mother.”
There was a dopey look on Lucivar’s face.
“Ah, no,” Daemon groaned. “No, no, no. You’re being seduced by the possibility of a daughter.”
“Maybe.”
“Then let me remind you that our father had four children, and all of them had cocks.” Five, actually, if they counted the boy who had been murdered shortly after birth.
Lucivar slanted a look at him. “So you’re saying I shouldn’t count on getting a cuddly little witch?”
“I’m saying the odds aren’t in your favor, so before you pour your contraceptive brew down the sink, consider what it will be like having two of
those
in the house.”
Lucivar winced and muttered, “One of them would probably end up living with you half the time.”
It was a distinct possibility—and it was exactly what he was afraid of. Not that he didn’t love Daemonar. He did. But most days he loved him much better knowing he could send the boy home.
Suddenly, Lucivar tensed. “How long are you supposed to guard this room?”
Daemon felt all the blood drain out of his head. “Mother Night. Jaenelle is going to be back any minute now.”
They sprang forward at the same moment Daemonar gave the box one last
bang
on the floor before throwing it and reaching for another.
“You get the boy away from here, and I’ll do what I can to clear up—or hide—this mess,” Daemon said.
Lucivar grabbed Daemonar and swung him around as they twirled toward the door, distracting the boy from the fact he was being taken away from the presents.
Once brother and boy were safely out of the way, Daemon dropped to his knees and began gathering up boxes and wrappings.
He could vanish everything and sort it out later—if he could figure out an excuse Jaenelle would accept for why the packages had disappeared.
Of course, these boxes had arrived after she’d left the room, so maybe she didn’t know about them. That would be good. That would be wonderful. That would—
The door opened—and he froze. When there was no outraged shriek, he dared a look over his shoulder.
Saetan stood in the doorway, clearly amused. The bastard.
Daemon said, “If you love me at all, don’t ask how this happened. Just help me fix it.”
Saetan walked toward Daemon, the door closing silently behind him. “I know how it happened. As a reward, and to give you a break from the festive chaos going on in the rest of the Hall, your wife asked you to guard the gifts. And you, not having brains enough to get comfortable with a brandy and a book, decided guarding the gifts was foolish. So you left ‘for just a few minutes,’ and when you returned, you learned how much of a mess can be made in a short amount of time.”
Daemon closed his eyes and hunched his shoulders. Right now he would gladly give up the privileges of being an adult if he could shove the responsibilities of being an adult under the sofa—along with all the torn wrapping paper.
“How did you know?” Daemon asked.
“I used to have one,” Saetan replied.
Puzzled, he looked up at his father. “One what?”
“Small Eyrien boy. I learned this lesson the hard way, and now, my darling, so have you.”
“You could have warned me.”
“You wouldn’t have believed me.”
So what? You still could have warned me.
Since that wouldn’t get him any help, he swallowed the comment and tried to look woeful. It wasn’t hard to do. “Help?”
Using Craft, Saetan moved a straight-backed chair from one side of the room, placed it close to Daemon, and sat down. “I’ll show you a trick. As long as you don’t use it too often, you can get away with it. Especially during this season, when males are forgiven their foibles. Mostly.”
“The first problem is figuring out who these gifts were intended for,” Daemon said.
“That part is easy. I brought these, so I know which box belongs to which person.”
“Bt. Dt. Zt.” On the second try, he formed actual words. “You brought these? Then why in the name of Hell didn’t
you
put shields around them?”
A raised eyebrow was his only answer—and an unspoken reminder that Saetan could leave the room without incurring a woman’s wrath.
Sufficiently chastised, Daemon muttered, “Sorry.”
Figuring it was best to confess the worst, he nudged the box Daemonar had pounded on the floor—and winced at the merry tinkle of broken glass.
No response. Just the feel of his father’s formidable presence.
“Lesson one,” Saetan said, sounding too damned amused. “If you shield all the gifts, you also need to shield and Craft-lock the room sufficiently to keep small boys out. Otherwise, that boy will transform from a happy, excited child into a cranky, frustrated child. And trust me, a frustrated Eyrien boy during Winsol is twice as bad as what you’re imagining right now—especially when his little brain is dazzled by boxes and shiny ribbons.”
“Then Lucivar and I can just . . .” What? Put Ebon-gray and Black shields and locks around the room? That would keep Daemonar out, but it would also keep everyone else out of the room—including wives who wouldn’t appreciate being locked out.
“All right,” Daemon said, trying not to sigh. “Guard the room when it’s my turn. Don’t shield
all
the gifts.” He nudged the broken gift. “If you tell me where you got this, I’ll get it replaced in time.”
I hope.
“That? You can dispose of it. It’s just a box of chipped teacups and broken figurines. Helene and Mrs. Beale keep a box of that stuff for just this kind of present.”
A red haze appeared in front of Daemon’s eyes. “What kind of present?”
“The kind that rattles enough to sound interesting. Especially once things inside the box start breaking.”
“You did this deliberately?”
“Yes.”
He was trying very hard to remember why he had looked forward to Winsol this year—and why he’d been happy to see his father a few minutes ago.
“Lesson two,” Saetan said. “Fragile or delicate gifts go in the back where they’re less likely to be noticed by inquisitive children. Even so, they are shielded individually and then are grouped together before a shield ‘netting’ is put over all of them, and that netting is then connected to the floor with Craft. However, there should be one breakable, disposable gift positioned in the front of the tree to catch a boy’s eye. That way, you have a chance of stopping him while he’s distracted by the fake present, and you’re not trying to explain the loss of an expensive gift.”
Daemon looked at the mounds of gifts. All this work to keep out
one
boy? What would happen if . . .
“Marian wants another baby,” he said.
A stiff moment of silence. Then Saetan said, “In that case, my darling, you’d better learn some of these spells and work on them until you can pull them together in a heartbeat.”
Or they could just all celebrate Winsol at the eyrie, and then it would be Lucivar’s responsibility to guard the gifts.
He considered the probability of getting out of guard duty no matter where the family gathered for Winsol—and sighed.
“Lesson three.” Saetan called in a small hourglass, turned it over, and set it on air. “Stay focused on the task. When I saw Lucivar racing away with Daemonar, I asked Jaenelle and Marian to have a leisurely cup of coffee before returning to this room.”
“Aren’t they going to suspect there’s a problem and that you were stalling them until it’s fixed?” Daemon asked.
“Of course they know there’s a problem. But this request is as time-honored as Protocol—and as strictly observed. All things considered, since those two
do
understand the males involved, I estimate you have ten minutes left to put everything back the way it was.”
Maybe he could tie a ribbon around his neck and curl up with the other fragile, delicate gifts.
“Gather up the pieces of wrapping paper that have the ribbons and name cards,” Saetan said.
He crawled around until he was fairly sure he’d gotten them all. Then he picked up the first box.
“That one is yours,” Saetan said.
“Mine?”
Warm pleasure flowed through him. A present. From his father.
As he started to coax the top part of the box off, Saetan reached over and clamped one hand on the box, holding it shut. When Saetan released the box . . .
Daemon wiggled the lid, then looked up in disbelief. “You locked the box. You
Craft-locked my present
.”
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