Undead and Unappreciated (8 page)

“I
t took some doing,” Marc said into the baby monitor, “but we got it figured out. Over.”

“It’s not a walkie-talkie, and you’re not a trucker,” I said, exasperated. “And how much doing could it have taken? You started last night.”

“Hey, next time you track down Damien. Whose name is Laura, by the way.”

We were in the kitchen—everyone but Jessica—and I was getting the scoop on my lost-now-found sister. The three of them were unanimous in their dislike of screaming at Jessica’s closed door, so Marc had picked up a set of baby monitors. He’d popped one into Jessica’s room that morning, while she was out and the rest of us were conked. She couldn’t have minded—we didn’t find the monitor in little pieces in the kitchen garbage, at least.

Wait a minute.

Laura?

“Satan’s kid is named Laura?”

“Laura Goodman.” Tina giggled.

“That’s pretty dumb.”

“Almost as ridiculous a name as Betsy for a vampire queen,” Sinclair commented.

Was that a nasty comment or a nasty-nice comment? Was he getting over being mad? And why did I care so much?
He
was usually on
my
shit list.

I had to admit, I didn’t much care for the role reversal. But what could I do? I had the distinct impression that apologizing for having sex with him would just make everything worse. And things were plenty bad enough, thanks. “So, what else did you guys find out?”

Plenty, as it turned out. Laura had been adopted about ten seconds after the Ant had dumped her, thank goodness, by the Goodmans, who settled with her in Farmington, where she grew up. Even better, Laura was a student at the U of M and had an apartment in Dinkytown. My mom could probably help me out a little there.

“It wasn’t even very hard to find this stuff out,” Marc added. He turned to Tina. “My review is tomorrow. Will you please come to work with me?”

She rolled her eyes and laughed again. “Oh, Marc.”

“Well, I suppose it wouldn’t have been,” I said. I had great respect for Tina’s sinister powers. Hey, trying to kill her could be seen as a compliment! A sad, lame compliment. “If there’s someone out there Tina can’t put the vamp mojo on, I haven’t met them.”

“Less mojo was needed than you would believe. Everyone was very open about…well, everything. The adoption and where she is now and what she’s doing. We’ve even got her phone number.”

“Well, good.” I guess. That was good, right? Right! Time to regain control of this meeting. Assuming I’d ever had it. “So I guess we’ll…what? Go see her? Track her down in the root of all evil—Dinkytown, is it? Tell her we’re onto her, and she’d better not fulfill her destiny or we’ll…what?”

“One thing at a time,” Sinclair said. Since he was having very little to say these days, I was glad to hear him piping up. “We must find her first.”

“Together?”

He speared me with his dark gaze. Which was as uncomfortable as it sounds. “You shouldn’t speak to Satan’s own by yourself. Of course, I will come with you.”

“Of course.” I smiled at him, but he didn’t smile back.

“Meeting’s over,” Marc told the baby monitor. “Over.”

“S
he volunteers at the church,” I said. “Oh. My. God! She volunteers at the church!”

“No matter how many times you say it out loud,” Sinclair said, “it still seems to be true.”

We’d been shadowing a group of kids—all girls in their late teens—for the last two hours. I wasn’t sure which of them was my sister—there were three blondes, two brunettes, and even a strawberry blonde in the group. They’d gone from the U (my mom had most helpfully provided Laura’s class schedule, breaking about twenty school regs in the process) to an apartment house in Dinkytown, and now they had all trooped into the local Presbyterian church.

“They’re like a flock,” Sinclair observed.

“That’s just what girls do at that age.” Heck, any age. “They travel in clumps. Like hair!”

“Charming.”

We were in Sinclair’s Passat. I know, I know…the king and queen of the vampires, tooling around in a blue Passat? He was keeping the really good cars—the convertible (a Mustang ironically a convertible), the Spider, the various other pretty cars that I didn’t know the names of—under wraps for the time being.

Maybe he had hauled the good ones out before to impress me, and now that he was done with the mating dance, it was Passat time.

Ridiculous.

Right?

“I’m going in,” I said. I waited for him to caution me, to warn me not to be heedless, to be careful, to insist I wait until the devil’s spawn was in a place he could go, too.

Instead, I got, “That seems wise. We really must find out more about this girl.”

“Well, so I’ll go in. Wait here for me, okay?”

“Mmmm.” He was squinting at the church again; I could have started disrobing, and he probably wouldn’t have looked away.

“Hey, how come the devil’s kid can go in a church and you can’t?”

“Ask her,” he suggested.

“I think I’ll work up to that one,” I replied and climbed out of the Passat to cross the street.

I opened the door and walked into the church, hoping Sinclair was noticing the awesome way I could do just that. Yay, the queen!

Argh, again, why did the queen
care
? Was the queen at heart a pathetic loser who could blow off a guy while he was all over her, but the minute he started ignoring her couldn’t stop thinking about him? And why was the queen referring to herself in the third person?

But I had to admit, I’d been so focused on being mad at Sinclair for various sins against me, I’d sort of gotten used to him being around. Being concerned about me, always ready to take one for the team, that was Sinclair all the way. When he wasn’t being sneaky and withholding.

Focus, idiot
. Instead of the main part of the church, the part with the pews, I was in a dining area with tables and chairs all over. The gaggle of girls was in the far corner, chatting and giggling, and one of them—the tallest, the blondest, the prettiest—waved at me, said something to her friends, and walked over.

Too late, I realized I had no cover story. At all.

“Hi,” she said, smiling. She was wearing a white button-down, crisp and spotless, with khaki pants and loafers. Beat up, ancient, cracked, yukky loafers; no socks. Her hair was long and fine, the blond strands looking like rough silk, and caught away from her face with a white headband. Her eyes were a perfect, clear blue, the exact color of the sky. Her skin was also irritatingly perfect, creamy with peach highlights, and not a freckle in sight. No makeup—she didn’t need it.

And she was smiling so pleasantly at me, in her casual running-around clothes, that I instantly knew she was one of those beautiful girls who didn’t know they were beautiful. It took all of my powers as the queen of the undead not to instantly hate her.

“Why are you and your friend following us?”

“Uh…” Because, as king and queen of the vampires, we feel that you—or one of your friends—as the devil’s daughter (and worse, the Ant’s daughter), should be stopped from ruling the world. Welcome to the family! Now get the fuck out. “We’re…we’re looking for Laura? Laura Goodman?”

“I’m Laura,” she said, holding out a slim, pale hand for me to shake. I took it, being massively unsurprised. She was too tall (as tall as me!), too pretty, too perfect. And you know what they said about the devil taking a pleasing form. “What can I do for you?”

“Well…the thing is, I—”

“Laura!” One of her gaggle was calling over to us. “You coming? This dance isn’t going to plan itself.”

“Be right there,” she called back, and turned back to me. “You were saying?”

“It’s kind of a private thing. Do you have any time later tonight? Or tomorrow? Maybe we could have some coffee and talk?”

“Okay,” she said, and she wasn’t giving off scared vibes, which was good. Really trusting…or really scarily powerful with nothing to fear from the likes of me. “How about lunch tomorrow? Kahn’s?”

“Ohhhh, I
love
Kahn’s!” So we couldn’t go there. If I couldn’t eat the awesome garlic noodles with scallions and lamb, I wasn’t going to watch someone else do it. “But lunch is bad for me.”

“Well, I’ve got class tomorrow until four thirty…”

“How about Dunn Brothers, at five? Right around the corner?”

“All right, then.” She shook my hand again. “It was nice to meet you…”

“Betsy.”

“Right. See you tomorrow for coffee.”

“Bye,” I told my sister and watched her walk back to her friends.

“So she’s this wretched evil beast who’s fated to rule the world
and
she’s a natural blonde. Just ridiculously pretty—hair, face, long thin legs, okay clothes, terrible shoes. And sweet as sugar, so far. When she turns into her horrible demon self it should be something to see…

“I didn’t see much resemblance to the Ant or my dad, except for her being tall like me, and blond. But that’s not too hard; we’re in Minnesota, not Japan. I dunno. I’m having coffee with her tomorrow, trying to suss out her evilness…so I guess that’s everything.”

I clicked off the baby monitor and then remembered, so I turned it back on. “Almost forgot, I told Sinclair all about this, too. Sun’s not going to be down all the way by five—I swear, vampires must have thought up daylight savings—but since it hasn’t kicked in yet, he can’t come. He didn’t even seem to mind that he couldn’t be there again. I guess he’s still pretty pissed at me. Not that I blame him. Or you,” I added hastily. “I can’t seem to fix it with either one of you. And it’s weird—it’s bugging me that he’s being so chilly and distant. And it’s bugging me that it’s bugging me. I can’t apologize, and I can’t pretend nothing happened. I guess…I guess I’ll just focus on other stuff. Oh, my mom’s having me over for supper the day after tomorrow, and she says you should come, too. If you want.”

Silence.

I clicked the monitor off again and went up to bed.

T
he devil’s own—Laura Goodman, college girl about Dinkytown—breezed into Dunn Brothers at two minutes after five. She waved at me, paused to speak to the counter guy—who was slavering like a beast, I couldn’t help noticing—and then came over to me.

“I’m so sorry I’m late,” she gasped by way of greeting, shaking my hand again. “I’m really, really sorry. Have you been waiting long? I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine, Laura. By my watch you’re right on time.” She seemed so contrite, so sincere, I found myself rushing to reassure her. “Have a seat.”

“Thanks. My cocoa’s coming.”

“Don’t like the hard stuff, huh?” I asked, indicating my own doublechocolattespressowithextrafoam.

“Oh, I try not to drink caffeine after lunchtime,” she replied. “I have to get up early in the morning for work.”

“You’ve got a job, too?”

“Too? Oh, that’s right.” She smiled at me. It wasn’t a grin, it wasn’t a smirk, she didn’t raise an eyebrow knowingly. It was just a nice smile. “You were following me half the night yesterday.”

“Well, yeah,” I admitted. “I guess it’s no good pretending I wasn’t.”

“My father says liars are fated to believe their own lies, so it’s probably good you’re coming clean.”

“Yeah…your father. Uh, listen about that…”

She leaned forward and took my hand in hers, then dropped it. “Gosh, your hand is cold! You should have another hot drink.”

“Sorry. I have bad circulation.”

“No,
I’m
sorry. I hope I didn’t make you feel bad. I shouldn’t have just blurted it out like that.”

“Don’t worry about it, Laura.” She was too good to be true! Minnesota nice was one thing, but Laura was in a class by herself. “Listen…”

She leaned forward, perfect gorgeous face lighting up. “This is about my family, isn’t it? My birth family.” She paused, then added, “Sorry about interrupting.”

I blinked in surprise. “How’d you know?”

“Well.” The counter guy brought her a white coffee cup the size of my head, absolutely brimming with whipped cream and swirled with chocolate syrup. She smiled up at him and cupped the biggest cocoa in the world in her hands. “I was thinking about you last night, after you left. And you’re tall, like me—in fact you’re about an inch taller. My whole life, I’ve never met a woman taller than me. And you’re blond, and we both have light-colored eyes…and you were so mysterious, but so nice…it just got me thinking.”

“Oh, so you know you’re—that you were adopted?”

“Yes, of course. Mama and Dad told me all about it, about how of all the babies in the world, they chose me.” She was still smiling, clearly happy at the memory. “God brought me to them.”

“Right.” God. Uh-huh. “Well, I recently—like, this week—found out about you, and I did some detective work.” With vampires. And a certain dark book bound in human skin. No,
not
chemistry. “And I tracked you down and—I don’t know.” I really
didn’t
know where I was going with this. “I just wanted to meet you and then I guess…”

“You’re my sister, right?”

“Half sister,” I hastened to correct. I did not have a single drop of blood in common with the Ant
or
the devil. Biologically, Laura was the Ant’s own blood daughter, but without the interference of Satan, she never would have been born. It was enough to make me want to lunge for the Advil. “We have the same father.”
And I’m so, so sorry about that, Laura.

“Well, I’m just so pleased to meet you!” Impulsively, she leaned over further and flung her arms around my neck. I almost broke her arms before I realized she was hugging me, not attacking me. “I really, really am,” she gushed. She was so close I could smell—vanilla? I’d smelled it before, natch, but being in a coffee shop, I’d assumed…

“Well, thanks,” I said, gently extricating myself. “It’s nice to meet you, too. Has anyone ever told you, you smell like cookies?”

“I use vanilla extract instead of perfume. It’s cheap, and they don’t test it on bunnies,” she told me soberly.

“Huh. That’s kind of clever, actually.”

“People tell me that a lot.” She sipped her cocoa and continued, oblivious of her whipped cream mustache. “I’m at the U on scholarship. Hmm, what else should I tell you? What do you want to know?”

“What are your folks like?”

She wiped the cream away with the back of her hand, then wiped her hand on the napkin. “They’re wonderful. Dad is the minister at the Presbyterian church in Inver Grove—”

“Your dad’s a
minister
?” I tried to dial back my total amazement and shock. I thought the
devil
was supposed to be in the details. “That’s—really cool.”

“Uh-huh. And Mama takes care of the house, and me. She’s in school now, too! Now that I’m out of the house, she thought it would be a good time to finish up her nursing degree. We’re students together at the U! Oh, you have to come over! They would love to meet you.”

“That would be”—extremely weird; incredibly uncomfortable; horribly inconvenient right now—“great.”

“What about you, Betsy? What do you do?”

As God was my witness, I had no idea what to say. I just couldn’t blurt it all out to her. She was such a sweetheart, I didn’t want to wreck her evening. Day. Month. Life. I resolved to take it one step at a time. “I’m—I run the—a—nightclub. A bar, actually. It’s called Scratch, and I own it.”

“You
own
it?”

“Well, it was left to me. By someone—” Who I staked. “Anyway, that’s really my thing. I mean, that’s what I do.” That didn’t sound suspicious, right?

“I’d love to see it sometime.”

“Well, maybe I’ll bring you by.” Ha! The devil’s daughter, checking out my undead nightclub. “You seem to be—I mean, you seem kind of together about all this.”

I had to admit, this was so not what I expected. I expected threats, mustache-twirling death threats. Not a pleasant coffee in Dinkytown. The Book had warned me about her but hadn’t mentioned what an innocent she’d be.

“Mama and Dad were very open about my background,” she was explaining.

Not that open, honey.
“Yeah?”

“And now that I’m out of the house, I was going to do some detective work of my own. I love Mama and Dad—of course!—but I was curious, you know? I had a lot of questions, but I didn’t want to be disrespectful.”

“Sure, I can totally get behind that.”

She smiled at me gratefully. “Anyway, you just saved me a whole lot of work.” She seemed so nice, so grateful, that I couldn’t help returning her smile.

“It’s just so nice to meet you.”

“It’s nice to meet you, too.”

“I’ve always hoped for a sister.”

“Actually, me, too. My folks split up when I was a kid—”

“I’m really sorry.”

“Thanks. Anyway, I was pretty lonesome, and if it wasn’t for my friend Jess, I don’t know what—” Talking about Jessica made me feel like choking up. How could I tell Laura the truth…about anything? About what I was, how I’d been such an asshole, how she was supposed to be an asshole, too, and by the way, please don’t take over the world. “We’re kind of in a fight right now,” I finished lamely.

“If I can ask…Betsy, I hope you’re not offended…”

“Go ahead. I’ve butted into your life.”

“Well…when your folks split up…was it because of me?”

“Oh no no no,” I assured her. Then, “Well, maybe. A little. It wasn’t your
fault
. I mean, you were just a fetus. But I guess when my mom had proof my dad was cheating…things sort of went downhill.”

“Oh.” She looked down at her lap. “I guess I don’t really know how to feel about that. I’m sorry my birth father was faithless, but if he hadn’t been…”

“Don’t beat yourself up,” I advised, in big sister mode. “Trust me, you’ll screw up in your life enough without taking the blame for something that isn’t your fault.”

She looked up from her hands and smiled again. “I really—oh golly, who is
that
?”

I looked. Eric Sinclair, walking in…but not to order coffee, I bet. I realized the sun had fallen down while Laura and I were chatting.

“That’s my—” I took another look at Laura’s perfect beauty, the way she was goggling at Eric, remembered (like I could forget) his recent disinterest in me, and said it. “My boyfriend.” Except that wasn’t right, either. According to the Book, he was my consort, my husband, my king. I’d always felt just the opposite, that he wasn’t anything to me—just another vampire in a city full of the darn things.

“He’s your
boyfriend?
”

“Yep, that’s my steady sweetie.” I was digging myself quite the hole with my big fat mouth. But no matter how nice Laura was, I did not want the devil’s daughter to know the king of the vampires was available. And vice versa.

“Elizabeth.” Suddenly, Eric was right
there
, standing beside our little table by the window. I jumped and nearly threw my coffee into the window. He was holding a large foam cup with a straw sticking out of the cover, a cup that smelled like strawberries. The man was a nut for his smoothies.

“Hi, Sin—Eric. Ah, Eric, this is my sister, Laura. Laura, this is…”

He raised an eyebrow.

“Eric,” I finally said. That wasn’t a horrible weird awkward pause, was it?

“Charmed,” he said.

“Hiya,” she replied, dazzled. She shook his hand and gasped again. “Boy, you both have freezing cold hands! I guess you two are a pretty good match.”

“Right!” I said. “That’s what made us perfect for each other: clammy extremities. Laura and I were just catching up with each other.”

“Pull up a chair,” she invited. “Have you been dating long?”

Sinclair lifted the other eyebrow at “dating.” I couldn’t blame him. We had done quite a few things together, none of which could be classified as a date. “Six months,” he said, sitting down. Then he paused, and added, “You smell like sugar cookies.”

“She uses vanilla extract for perfume,” I explained. “It’s better for our animal friends,”

“Oh, yes, our animal friends.” He barely seemed to notice my explanation. “My, my, Laura Goodman. I must say, that is a charming name for a charming young lady.”

“Eric’s old,” I broke in. “Really really old.”

“Er—really?” Laura asked. “Gosh, you don’t look even out of your thirties.”

“Tons of face-lifts. He’s a surgical addict. I’m trying to get him help,” I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks.

“I was just telling Betsy that my parents would love to meet her, and you must come, too.”

“I would be delighted, Laura.”

“Yeah,” I said, watching the two of them stare at each other over foam cups. “That’d be swell.”