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“I have no idea why it bothered me so much, Nina,” I explained. “She just smiled. A friendly, nice smile and it was like I had been hit in the head with a sledgehammer. It was weird.” I shuddered. “Beyond weird.”
Nina dropped her pen, then steepled her fingers psychologist style. “She was probably an old friend from college who recognized you or something. Or, you probably stand in front of her at Philz like, every day and just noticed her now. Or”—Nina waggled her eyebrows salaciously—“she totally has the hots for you and has been stalking you for ages, and is just waiting to bonk you over the head and drag you back to her chick cave.”
I frowned and Nina sighed. “Really, Sophie, you're being too paranoid, even for you. You act like every time Alex comes into your life, the world becomes full of goblins or gooblygooks all out to get you.”
I rolled my eyes and downed the last of my coffee, tossing the empty into Nina's trashcan. “Who—or
what
ever she was, she gave me the heebie-jeebies. And then when I turned around again, she was gone.”
“Ooh, spooky. A woman gets her coffee and then mysteriously leaves the coffee shop afterward. How chillingly bizarre.”
“Remind me again why we're friends?” I asked.
“Because I pay half the rent and you can't kill me.” Nina grinned, her fangs pressed against her lower lip. “So what happened after that? Oh, let me guess—you found Excalibur in your blueberry scone?”
“Fine. Then I won't tell you that I ran into a hot fireman.”
Nina dropped her pen and her eyes went big and round. I thought I saw a bit of drool at the side of her mouth. “A fireman? Really?” Her eyes narrowed. “I love firemen. They taste so smoky and good.”
I sighed. “And that's why I can't have breather friends.”
Nina frowned. “You act like I eat everyone I meet.” She brightened. “Now, do you want to hear my news?”
I held up my hands, resigned. “Do I have a choice?”
“Of course not.” She stood up and closed the door softly. I grinned at the 1950s-style strapless satin cocktail dress that she wore over a Smelly Mel's T-shirt and topped with a beaded black bolero. She walked noiselessly on Manolo Blahnick cutout stilettos that I know cost more than my car. “I heard about the new staff. They're going to be here later this afternoon.”
I leaned forward in my seat. “There's a whole staff? I thought it was just one guy.”
Nina shook her head. “Nope. Latest intel says it's a whole staff.”
“Intel?”
“Pierre overheard it in the restroom.”
“So it's reliable.”
Nina nodded.
I sat back, considering. “Wow. So, what did you hear?”
Nina sat on the edge of her desk. “Well, first of all, they're pro-vamp.”
“Really?”
She nodded. “Yeah, from what I heard, the new management team is actually all vamp. All men, too, I think.”
“You must be in seventh heaven.”
Nina looked stunned. “Are you kidding? Vamp men can be such control freaks. And they are so twelfth century when it comes to women in the workplace! Mark my words: This new head-honcho guy thinks he's going to have all the women here wrapped around his bloodless little finger. No way. I'm going to let him
think
he's the boss and then show him who's really in charge here.”
“And I'm guessing that would be you?”
“Of course it's me!” Nina exploded. “If that vamp thinks I'm going to give him one extra inch”—she held her thumb and forefinger the appropriate distance apart—“well then, he's got another thing coming.”
“Noted,” I said, pushing open the office door. “Whoa!”
A swarm of UDA employees ambled down the hall outside Nina's office door. Nina poked her head over my shoulder and frowned. “What's going on?”
Pierre, our resident centaur/file clerk, paused in front of us. “Didn't you hear? Staff meeting. They're introducing the new management.”
Nina and I shared an eyebrows-up glance. “Really? Already?”
I stepped out into the crowd and Nina followed behind me, hiking up the green satin skirt on her evening gown so she showed an extra inch of firm, pale thigh.
“I thought you were against wrapping people and things around fingers.”
Nina grinned salaciously, repositioning her breasts. “I said he couldn't wrap
me
around his little finger. I didn't say anything about what I'd wrap him around.”
I giggled and linked arms with Nina. We stepped into the demon stream, found Lorraine in the crowd, and glommed on to her.
“So, is there a big announcement or just an intro?” I wanted to know.
Lorraine shrugged, her thin shoulders dusting the bottoms of her dangly jade earrings. “I don't know, but I heard reorg.”
Nina and I gulped.
“I swear, if I get moved to licensing, I am so out of here.” Lorraine's emerald eyes were wide and defiant—with just a hint of worry.
Licensing was the bane of the UDA employee's existence. The licensing department handled all new demon breeds, half-breeds, and cross breeds, plus was the dumping ground for newly made vampires, werevamps, and werewolves. Newcomers—licensed or otherwise—had the tendency to fly off the handle, testing their new powers in weird and damaging ways, which was why the licensing department had an unlimited budget for new waiting-room chairs, curtains, and carpets, since they were set on fire, chewed, or torn on a regular basis.
“You're accounts receivable. There is no way the new management is going to demote you to licensing,” I told her.
“I don't know,” Lorraine said, hugging herself with crossed arms. “I heard these guys are pretty shrewd. They really like to shake things up.”
“Please,” Nina said, checking her eternally perfect cuticles. “You've got nothing to worry about. I have been through so many reorgs. Hell, most of these guys have no idea what they're doing anyway. They'll bring in a couple of old buddies from their pre-vamp college days, add a few big-busted breather girls for fang candy, and fire the mail guy so it looks like they're doing something.” Nina yawned as if the whole situation bored her. “We're probably dealing with some pasty, round, Pillsbury dough-vamp on a power trip. Small penis, big car, everything back to Hell-on-Earth normal in five days, guaranteed.”
“I hope you're right,” Lorraine said, rubbing her arms.
“Shh,” I hissed. “Here they come.”
The whole of the staff straightened as the back-office doors slid open and the new head of the UDA stepped out, flanked on either side by well-dressed henchmen whose dark eyes scanned the assembled crowd, their faces betraying nothing.
One of the henchmen stepped forward, straightening his impeccable tie. He leaned against the podium, cleared his throat into the microphone. “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Dixon Andrade.”
There was a smattering of polite applause as Dixon stepped forward, looking all at once politician slick and businessman savvy.
To say Dixon was a commanding presence was an understatement. He was at least six feet tall with strong swimmer's shoulders and a long, lean body that gave the impression of careful control. His longish brown hair was carefully slicked back from a wide forehead that was punctuated by thick, dark eyebrows that seemed very comfortably formed into a constant V of consternation and distaste. His pale skin was taut and perfect; his square jaw was set hard but offset by ruby red lips that were pressed into a thin line as he surveyed the UDA staff. Suddenly, his lips broke into a welcoming grin, and a slight hint of color washed over his cheeks.
“So this is the San Francisco staff of the Underworld Detection Agency. Nice-looking group of demons.” Dixon nodded slowly, appraisingly, as the crowd hummed, pleased. I just swallowed and did my best to fade into the background.
It's not that I was any way ashamed of my non-demon status, nor was it much of a secret around the office—I tended to stick out like a sore thumb, as I routinely bypassed the freeze-dried blood in the office vending machine and opted for the Rice Krispies Treats and Kit Kat bars. I just considered that until the new management got to know me, it might be best to blend into the whole of the group—which is not that easy, considering the majority of the group sported horns, fangs, or hooves. I sported a dress with a slobber stain and a Swatch watch.
“Now I know a lot of you might be worried about a so-called shake-up around here. I am here today to put you all at ease. I know my predecessor, Pete Sampson, ran a tight ship around here and you all have the profit margins”—Dixon held a thick stack of documents aloft—“to prove it.”
A whoosh of relief whipped through the crowd and suddenly the UDA employees were showing signs of everyday life: Pierre was shifting from hoof to hoof, bored. Kale, the mega-pierced apprentice witch to Lorraine was batting her eyes at Nina's nephew Vlad, who was working hard to ignore her. Eliot, a newly hired werevamp was nonchalantly texting on his iPhone.
“Now, now,” Dixon went on, pale palms up to appease the crowd. “That doesn't mean there won't be
some
changes. Nothing drastic, I assure you. But I do want to get a feel for what you all
do
around here.” Dixon stressed certain words like an overly sincere politician. I didn't warm to him.
“I want to know
you,
your job descriptions, what a day in the life is like for
you
as a UDA employee.” Dixon flashed a brilliant grin, his teeth impossibly white, his incisors sharpened to terrifying points. I felt my eyebrows shoot up and I stole a glance over at Nina.
Her eyebrows were raised, too; her dark eyes were wide as saucers and transfixed—but it wasn't the surprise of seeing a pair of sharpened fangs.
It was love.
Pure, unadulterated, “I'd follow you anywhere, Dixon Andrade” love.
“Aw, geez,” I muttered under my breath. “Nina!”
She was leaning forward on her toes, her sky-high Manolo Blahniks raising her up four inches already. Her hands were clasped in front of her heart and every inch of her was still, waiting, watching, like a cat ready to pounce.
“He. Is. Beautiful,” she said, her voice coming out high-pitched and breathy.
“I intend to get to know each and every one of you, and to do that”—Dixon's eyes scanned the crowd—“I am hoping to enlist the help of the Underworld Detection Agency's human resources staff.”
Nina thrust her chest out with so much pride that I thought her rib cage would come sputtering out of her. She offered a brilliant, toothy grin—her fangs not nearly as spiked as Dixon's—and raised one thin arm, waving proudly, Nadia Comaneci-winning-the-gold style. I felt myself cringe, and I was vaguely concerned that Nina might explode with a supernatural combination of horniness and joy.
“I am thrilled to be of service, Mr. Andrade,” Nina purred, her voice a sweet, tender pitch that was usually reserved for puppy dogs and enormous favors.
I leaned forward, whispering in Nina's ear, “I thought he was a useless Pillsbury dough-vamp?”
Nina looked at me incredulously. “Can't you see? He's brilliant!” Nina's eyes went from stunned wonder to naked want. I thought I saw a drop of saliva teeter on her lower lip.
“I will have ...” Dixon frowned, scanned his stack of papers “Nina, is it?”
Nina nodded with all the restraint of a bobblehead on a dashboard.
“Nina will be scheduling one-on-one interviews with me, which will commence immediately. And with that, the Underworld Detection Agency is ready for business. Demons, man your stations!”
The crowd slowly began to dissipate, a low chorus of grumbles with them, but Nina stood perched, erect, her small hands clapping spastically. “Wonderful speech, Mr. Andrade, just—motivating!” she said.
Dixon grinned at her as he stepped down from the podium and patted Nina gingerly on the shoulder. “You can call me Dixon, Nina.”
Again, Nina's chest puffed and I vaguely wondered how that was possible, given that the woman hadn't taken a breath in over a hundred years.
Dixon's brown eyes set on me and I was entranced by the flecks of gold that danced in them. Though my magical immunity rendered me untouchable by the usual glamours that vampires use to mesmerize humans, I wasn't above falling under the spell of a good-looking man—undead or otherwise.
“I don't believe we've met,” Dixon said in his satin-sleek voice. He extended a slim, pale hand. “Dixon Andrade. And you are?”
I took his hand, the bloodless cold of his palm going all the way up to my shoulder. “I'm Sophie Lawson,” I said, pumping his arm.
“Sophie Lawson,” Dixon drew out the words, seemed to savor my name on his tongue. A knowing look flitted across his sharp features. “You were Mr. Sampson's executive assistant, were you not?”
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