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Authors: Ira Tabankin
“Mr. President, that’s very unusual. Usually the court hears cases after the law has been written, and there is an impact to a person, people, group or company. However, in this case, I see why you’d like us to sit in on the meeting. Time isn’t something we have a lot of. I think the public is going to like the idea that we’re all going to be meeting together. So yes, I will select some Justices to attend, I can tell you that I think the other eight will want to attend.”
“If they want to attend, I have no objections,”
The Speaker asks, “Mr. President is this even possible or doable. Winding the clock back 6 years?”
The President thinks about the Speaker’s question, “Do we have a choice? I don’t think we have any other options, Mr. Chief Justice, do you have any thoughts?”
“Mr. President, once the court deemed Mr. Obsma wasn’t qualified to be President, the law is very clear. Everything he signed is no longer valid. Nothing he signed, nothing his executive branch issued, none of his executive department rulings is valid. Everything has to be reversed,
and the laws overturned.”
The media wondered if the many rules and laws Obsma passed and signed were going to be modified or overturned; they were tipped off by an insider that this was the case. The insider leaked some of the minutes from the meetings discussing which laws would be overturned first and the repercussions of the voiding of the laws. The media prepared background stories, they lined up expert witnesses to discuss the impact to the average American.
As the story leaked and was reported, various legal firms started working on class action suits which will enable them to be first at the trough.
The boardrooms of General Motors and Chrysler are worried they will be sued by the cancelled auto dealers. The directors ask each other, “If the bills and rules are cancelled, will we have to pay back the money we received in the bailout? Can the cancelled dealers really get their dealerships back? Will they be able to sue us for their lost revenue, or lost profits? What about their employees? Will they sue their old employers who will sue us?”
The chairman replies, “Directors, good questions. I really don’t know. Until we know how the Feds are going to handle the various laws and any potential liability associated with them, there’s nothing we can do. I’m hoping that Congress realizes they have to find a way protect every company in the country from potential suits.”
“Mr. Chairman, it goes much further; millions lost their homes, are they going to be able to sue the banks? What about all of the cars repossessed when people lost their homes and jobs, will they be allowed to sue to get repayment of their lost possessions?”
Another Director suggested, “Mr. Chairman, we think it would be a good idea if you paid a visit to the White House and Congress. We think you need to remind them the costs and repercussions that will flow across the economy if they don’t build in legal protection.”
“I’ll call to make an appointment tomorrow morning,”
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Alvin calls the President, “Mr. President, it’s confirmed the stomach flu is the same one as we gave to the LSA. They returned the gift.”
“Alvin, that’s not funny. I think it’s time for President Brownie and me to come to a truce before one of us unleashes something really nasty that we’ll both regret.”
“Sir, that’s an excellent idea. Once the people realize the stomach bug is a bioweapon, they’re going to demand we respond in kind. It would go against us to tell them we hit them first. What can we hold over Brownie’s head?”
“Sir, we can hold trade over their head. Or we can hold the oil and gas contract over his head.”
“I’ll have my staff contact Brownie to move up the meeting date.”
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The NewYork Slimes
prints the headline, “USA to overturn President Obsma’s laws. USA is preparing for hundreds of thousands of lawsuits. Suits will clog the USA courts for twenty years.”
At the Department of Justice press conference, “Mr. Attorney General, have you seen
The
New York Slimes?”
“Yes I have, I use it to line my bird cage with it. My birds like their paper the best.”
The room explodes in laughter.
“Sir, Jason Mills,
DC Posting
, “What will happen if President Obsma’s laws are overturned?”
“Jason, if the laws are overturned, the legal clock will be turned back to January 2009. To be very frank, we’re very concerned about the potential lawsuits reversing the laws may cause. Very honestly, we’re thinking about passing a law to block lawsuits from being filed based on illegal laws. This entire mess was caused by the Democrat party placing Mr. Obsma on the Presidential ticket. The Democrat party broke the law, a law that is very clearly stated in our Constitution. The Democrat party defrauded the Nation. Would it be fair to tie up the country for many years in tens of thousands of lawsuits? A person lost their job from a law passed by Mr. Obsma; this person lost their home or car; their credit score took a hit, everything they purchased on credit for years cost them more. What is their recourse? Who should they sue? Should they sue? Every taxpayer is going to have to pay for these suits tried in Federal court. These suits will tied up our courts for years. The costs will flow across our entire economy; the cost of everything will increase. The nation will be spending billions on lawsuits versus moving the country forward. The only new jobs created will be in the legal field. The entire country will be paralyzed for at least ten years.
“We’re still fighting off the Russian-led United Nations’ invaders and terrorist attacks based in the LSA. We’re still recovering from the split of our country. We’ve recently recovered from the highest real unemployment numbers in our history. In the last few months, we’ve rebuilt the world trust in our currency; we’re lowered our unemployment rate, we’re a stone’s throw from being oil and gas independent. If we end up suing each other for years, the country will be chasing our tail with no hope of ever catching it. The President is trying to find a way to compensate everyone who’s been injured from Mr. Obsma’s laws and rulings. Are there any other questions?”
“Mr. Attorney General, would you like to comment on the rumor the LSA and the United Nations attacked America with biological weapons?”
“Mr. Jackson, to my knowledge there’s no facts to this story, it’s one of the millions that spread on the internet every day. Nothing but rumors. The President has asked the CDC to investigate the mysterious stomach flu that struck thirteen towns.”
“Troy Vandish, the
Atlanta Journal
, Mr. Attorney General, thirteen towns, are you superstitious?”
“No, I hadn’t thought of it that way. I don’t think there’s anything in the number of towns affected. I personally think it’s something to do with the ground water, maybe a chemical runoff got into the ground water. We’ll get to the bottom of it soon that I promise you.”
“Jack Welsh,
Charlotte Observer
, Sir, what’s the status of the United Nations’ troops that have been captured?”
“They are being held in a military prison pending the outcome of discussions between us and the United Nations.”
“Sir, a follow up question, how many of our people have the United Nations captured? And sir, how are they being treated? Many of my viewers have friends and family members captured by the United Nations’ troops.”
“Jack, to the best of our knowledge, the United Nations are treating out people very well, they don’t want us to mistreat their people who they know we will if they mistreat ours.”
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“President Brownie, Minister Blumenthal is here to see you.”
“Minister, what can I do for you?”
“Mr. President, our people are extremely upset, the various shortages and high inflation rates are sapping their will. Many are considering if they made a mistake splitting from the USA.”
“Minister you tell them, they should remember capitalism rotted the USA from the inside out. Capitalism stole from the poor. Capitalism made the people poorer; it oppressed them. Capitalism enabled the rich to get richer. America shouldn’t have been founded on capitalism. It was a mistake that almost destroyed the country. We, the progressives, know the right way. Our policies have provided a safety net for everyone. No one is poor anymore. No one is uneducated. No one has to worry about preschool, we the government provide everything people need and want. We help guide them along the right path. The path of equality. Our people have to realize when everyone has everything they need; sometimes everyone has to do with less of what they want so that everyone can be equal. This is simply an educational problem. The next generation will understand and accept what is the natural order of things.
“I want you to hold a series of press conferences to remind our people why we broke away and the benefits of our system versus capitalism. They have to remember there are going to be some sacrifices made in order for everyone to be made equal. Our goal is to make sure everyone is equal at the finish line. No one, no matter where they were born or who their parents are, have the same opportunities. The LSA exists to showcase our progressive programs work.”
“Mr. President, it would help if you would travel and visit our small towns to tell this directly to the people. Why don’t you hold some town meetings to get up close and personal with our people? Many are concerned with us making war against their friends and family in the USA. Many have expressed their concerns to me. They don’t like working in factories that build weapons of war that are used against those on in the USA. While we split from the USA that doesn’t mean, our people hate those in the USA. President Reid pushed the LSA into the war to disarm the USA because he wanted more power and control. He wanted to rule all of North America. I know you don’t. I know you want what’s best for our people.”
“Minister, if we don’t do something, the USA will flood the airwaves with propaganda and materialism, we can’t compete with their financial ability to spread their propaganda. If we don’t help knock the USA down to
a
size, they won’t follow the United Nations’ policies; they will leave the United Nations and be a threat to the rest of the world. In the end, they will entice our people to return to the USA through their materialism commercials. They’ll press our people; they’ll show our people that they’re actually doing worse than if they’d stayed in the USA. President Brownstone and those who follow him will never stop wooing our people until they return to the USA’s family. The United Nations is fighting to disarm them and force them to agree to follow the United Nations’ policies on nuclear disarmament, on global warming, on zero fracking, on zero strip mining, and forcing them to follow Agenda 21. If the United Nations isn’t victorious in this war, the world will be split. We’ll have the United Nations and the United States. Can you image the damage to the world the United States will do if their capitalism isn’t blocked, think about the damage to the world the United States can do to the world if they don’t follow the United Nations’ policies? The United States alone can ruin the global environment. We have to do our share to help bring the United States into line.”
“Mr. President, I understand. I’ll ensure we ramp up the messaging. Do you have any objections to bringing the PR guru who thought of the Sainthood for Obsma to see if he can think of a new way to fight the battle on the world’s stage?”
“I think that’s a good idea, just keep him on a leash this time, don’t let him get so far down a rabbit hole that we’re stuck in a plan that we know can’t win and will make us look stupid.”
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Six freighters loaded with 30,000 troops leave Cuba; their objective is to land in South Miami and move up the coast along Interstate 95 towards Georgia. Their goal is to recruit Floridian Latinos into their army, increasing their numbers to the extent they can’t be stopped. The Cubans hope the element of surprise will allow them to overcome any local resistance. The Cubans are surprised to encounter resistance before they even reach the coast of Florida. Hundreds of small boats filled with armed civilians meet the Cuban ships at sea. Armed with AR 15s, AK 47s and shoulder-fired missiles, the small boat fleet attacks the Cuban invasion fleet. Many in the small boats are Cuban boat people, who escaped Cuba. The Cuban invasion is escorted by only four small border patrol boats armed with machine guns. The freighters are armed with the Cuban soldiers with assault rifles, many who are on the sides of the ship trying to fire down at the hundreds of small boats trying to stop the invasion of South Florida. The battle goes back and forth; the small boats have the maneuverability; the Cuban freighters have the manpower. Just as the invaders start gaining the upper hand, smoke trails are seen on the horizon. At first neither side knows that the smoke means. The freighter to left of the invasion fleet suddenly explodes when the smoke meets the ship. The people on the small boats cheer, they pump their rifles up and down. It’s now clear the smoke trails are incoming missiles. Freighter after freighter is struck, men are thrown overboard, many jumps off of the burning ships, many go down with the sinking freighters whose hulls are made of thin steel, the missiles, anti-ship Harpoons, easily punch through the hulls allowing their warheads to explode inside the ships, the unburned fuel ignites and spreads through the freighter, causing additional fires. The invasion fleet’s weapons and ammunition explode when the spreading fires reach them. The Harpoons strike the freighters at the water line tearing large holes in them, allowing the ocean to pour into the ships.