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Authors: Isa Chandra Moskowitz,Terry Hope Romero

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KITCHEN EQUIPMENT
 
A
ll you really need to cook is a knife, a pot, and a big spoon. But this is the twenty-first century, after all, and we’re often taken in by shiny new things, so we have way more equipment stuffed into our tiny kitchen than it can possibly handle. Rather than regale you with stories about how our lives have been changed by our two-chamber automatic ice-cream maker, we’ve compiled a little info about the basic tools we use every day. Gadgets are great fun, but our mango slicer mostly collects dust. We’re beginning to think it might be useless.
 
 
Here’s some consumer wisdom we’ve had drilled into our heads: if you can’t afford to buy a quality, well-made kitchen tool, you may be better off without it. Sure, you can buy a peeler for 99 cents at the everything-for-a-dollar store, but will it take the skin off a butternut squash? No. Better to save up the $8.95 you’ll need for that sturdy all-purpose one the kitchen supply store sells. It’ll last forever. The same goes for pots and pans and knives and mixers and whatever else. A caveat, though: more expensive does not necessarily mean better! Since this is the technological age, weed through consumer reviews on such shopping sites as
Amazon.com
to see which ones are best. Thrift stores and flea markets and stoop sales (or tag sales for you non-New Yorkers) are also great places to find kitchen stuff, if you don’t mind the questionable provenance
.
CHOPPING AND PREP TOOLS
 
Because having a stove is great if you intend to cook something, but unless you plan on living on whole boiled potatoes, you’re going to need just a few prep tools.
Knives
 
We know it’s been said many times, many ways, but the only knife you need is a good chef’s knife. Period. If you’re still chopping vegetables with a sad little steak knife you borrowed from your mom’s cutlery tray, stop it this second and go out and buy a real knife. A good knife has a solid feel, comfortable grip, and can be sharpened when it gets dull. Dull knives are dangerous! They slip off tomato skins and cut your finger. Buy the best knife you can afford; decent knives can be purchased for under $30 at discount stores, but if you’ve had a sudden windfall of cashola it doesn’t hurt to drop a Benjamin on a really spiffy one.
 
A Few Basic Knife Skills
 
The more you chop, dice, and slice, the better your knife skills will get. It helps to know the correct way to hold a knife, but really it’s practice and intuition that makes almost perfect. We say “almost perfect” because the skills are constantly evolving and we’re always figuring out new stuff and what works for us. That said, it doesn’t hurt to have a little practical guidance, and since minced garlic and diced onions are included in most all of our recipes, here are a few tips for getting them prepped quickly while keeping your fingers intact.
 
Garlic
Wet your hands and your knife before beginning. That will keep the garlic from sticking to your fingers and the knife. Break off a few cloves and lay your knife blade squarely over a clove. Use the palm of your hand to give the clove a whack. That should crush the clove and loosen the skin. The papery skin should slip off easily once it’s been whacked. Discard the skins and continue smashing as many cloves as you need.
Once you have skinned all the cloves, bunch them up on the cutting board. The quickest and easiest way to mince is to use a seesaw rocking motion. Use your writing hand to grasp the blade and use your other hand to rest on top of the blade to provide balance. Rock the knife back and forth steadily, stopping once in a while to bunch all the garlic up again, because it will spread out as you are mincing. When you have this method perfected you should be able to mince a whole bulb of garlic in two or three minutes.
 
Onions
First, slice off the top and bottom of the onion. Then slice the onion in half lengthwise. Now the skin should come off easily. Once the skin is removed, place the onion cut side down. With your fingers safely curled in, grasp the onion at the bottom to hold it in place. Slice the onion widthwise, trying to keep the slices intact. Then turn the onion and slice lengthwise.
Isa swears that if she breathes through her mouth, she never cries from cutting up onions. Try it for yourself and see if she’s lying and crazy or not.
 
 
 
Now that you have a good knife, you’d better learn how to use it. You could take some classes or watch a few hundred hours of
Emeril
(say what you will, that man can
chop
!), or you can just think about how to cut something beforehand instead of hacking away willy-nilly. Let the knife do the work—it wants to!
Besides the chef’s knife, we only really bother with a serrated-bladed bread knife and a little, sharp paring knife. The bread knife is great for slicing bread, of course, but it’s also a miracle worker for slicing very soft tomatoes and sushi nori rolls. The little paring knife can come in handy for reckoning with sprouting potatoes or making radish roses, if for some reason you go insane and need to make those. You can go with slightly lesser quality when it comes to purchasing these guys.
Cutting Board
 
We don’t want to hear about those of you out there chopping on dinner plates or directly on the countertop. Any official cutting board will do . . . oh, except those glass ones; no one wants to hear a knife “clink” on glass, what a bad idea. We prefer wood over plastic, ourselves, and particularly fancy those new bamboo cutting boards. They’re
très chic,
tougher than Thelma and Louise, and totally renewable (since that bamboo grows like a weed).
 
How to Get Knife Skills Lessons for Free
 
HIGH-END housewares stores usually have a well-educated staff working their way through cooking school. And the wonderful part is that they are usually bored out of their minds! When you are shopping around for your expensive chef ’s knife, employees will gladly take the time to demonstrate the proper way to hold the knife. In fact, when they see your wobbly and awkward grasp they may even feel
compelled
to help you, like Mother Teresas of the cooking world. Often they have a green pepper or an onion hanging around for this very purpose. So go ahead and hop from store to store, gathering knowledge as you go. It’s cheaper than a degree from the Culinary Institute.
 
 
 
HOW TO STOP YOUR CUTTING BOARD FROM SLIDING
 
We’ve all been there. You’re blasting your Neil Diamond and getting into your cooking zone, but the damn onion keeps getting away from you because the cutting board is sliding across the counter like Brian Boitano.
Veganomicon
to the rescue! Lay out a damp kitchen towel and place your cutting board on top of it; this will give you the traction you need to keep your workstation is place. Wet paper towels work for this, too.
Vegetable Peelers
 
The truly sadomasochistic chef (or Isa’s grandma) loves to peel vegetables with a paring knife. Even our copy editor says she does it with those two for one dollar knives she’s had for eons. For everyone else, there are a plethora of peelers to choose from. We’re partial to the Y-shaped rather than the old-fashioned straight variety, but do what makes you happy. Get the sharpest, sturdiest one you can, with a large, comfortable handle. If you are only going to purchase one, make it the serrated kind. If you skipped the opening paragraph we’ll say it again: it’s a good idea to spend just a little extra on these, since nothing sucks more than a dull vegetable peeler (with a teeny, miserable handle) when you’ve got eight pounds of apples to skin.
Food Processor
 
Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles! Saver of time, conservator of energy! So easy! So convenient! How did I ever survive without you? Every well-equipped kitchen has a food processor in it. You can’t live without one, right? Sort of. You
can
do without, but when you are staring at the latkes recipe with a tear in your eye, wondering how in the world you will fit shredding five pounds of potatoes into your busy day of video games and knitting circles, you need to get yourself a food processor. If you can’t afford one right now, then get married simply so you can put this on your wedding registry.
Not only will the proper attachments shred and slice everything for you, but nothing can really replace a food processor in the kitchen when it comes to transforming tofu, vegetables, beans, and so on into smooth and silky purees. The quality is rather flexible when it comes to choosing a food processor, so go for whatever fits in your budget and literally fits on your countertop. Those combination blender/food processor gadgets are kinda small but work great.
Blender
 
Speaking of blenders, it’s not absolutely necessary to have a standing one for the recipes in this book, but it’s pretty awesome for the occasional peanut butter-banana smoothie or to puree soups and sauces.
Immersion Blender
 
This little gadget is worth every penny, which is not a lot of pennies since they’re surprisingly inexpensive. Often in this book we give you two choices: you can wait for your stew or soup or whatever to cool a bit and then puree half of it in a blender or food processor, then add it back to the pot,
or
the much-more-appealing second choice—simply whip out your immersion blender and puree. If you want to dabble even further in immersion blender magic, look for ones that come with a selection of attachments for whisking and grinding spices or coffee.
Graters
 
Box graters are a kitchen staple that attack carrots, celery, and jicama with ease. We suppose that you could also grate vegetables with that food processor, but it seems more work than necessary to clean it if you’re grating just one carrot to toss into a salad. The zester on those things is mostly useless, though, which is why we recommend you get yourself a microplane grater. Then finely shredded mounds of citrus zest and freshly grated nutmeg shall be yours!
Mandoline
 
Just a note about these—mandolines are ominous, human-powered contraptions that can transform a pile of carrots or pound of potatoes into slender, completely uniform shreds in mere minutes. They are also the kind of medieval instrument one might encounter should one have the terrifying experience of going to a Renaissance fair. With a mandoline it’s possible to quickly grate, slice, shred, sliver (and julienne!) any firm vegetable or fruit into a plethora of perfect shapes that would take you hours of tedious work with a knife. Careful please, because they are armed with a
deadly serious
blade that does all that work for you. Absolutely not necessary for cooking, but something to consider should you want to live off of hash browns and shredded salads.
Enough prep work. It’s time to move on to the fun stuff.
POTS AND PANS AND OTHER FOOD COOKING VEHICLES
 
When we were starving artists we cooked with a found rusty wok and ate off of upside down Frisbees. Times have changed.
Skillets
 
A.k.a. sauté pans, a.k.a. frying pans. We’re big fans of good old cast-iron for skillet cooking, not to mention that cast iron has the added benefit of being able to be popped into the oven for additional browning, making a potpie or the best corn bread you’ll ever eat. A 10- or 12-inch cast-iron skillet is all you really need, but it’s mighty heavy and requires proper seasoning, so you might want something lighter around, too. It’s hard to beat stainless-steel pans for bombproof functionality; no matter what you burn in ’em, you can get it off with a little elbow grease, and none the worse for wear (except possibly your elbow). Nonstick pans are great for their nonstickiness. They cost just a little more than stainless steel, but only buy one if you can buy a nice one—and treat it gently! A good nonstick pan has a very smooth, nearly shiny surface. No metal should ever touch that pan, so while you’re shopping, get a few good-quality silicone or wood utensils to use with it. If you scratch Teflon or another nonstick coating it’s useless (and possibly toxic), and if you get it too hot (like 500°F hot, which is really easy to do if you’re forgetful) it gives off toxic fumes.
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