Authors: Kapka Kassabova
Tags: #travel, #resort, #expat, #storm, #love story, #exotic, #south america
C
reativity had made Jerry ravenous, and Ute joined him for dinner, even if she wasn't hungry. The other guests were already there. She heard Max's loud voice and another man's high-pitched laughter before she saw them. Max and Eve were occupying a table in the centre of the veranda, and the new couple sat at a table next to them. Max was sprawled over two chairs, his legs spread out, leaning towards the new couple as he regaled them with some story in Spanish.
“Hi,” Eve chimed. Ute waved hello and headed towards the far end of the veranda, away from them. But Eve wanted to chat to Jerry, and he stopped to attend to her. It was against his nature to be rude to anybody's face.
“Hey Jerry!” Max turned his attention to him and pumped his hand. “Where's your Tom?”
Eve chuckled, but it was a good-natured chuckle. She was a good-natured woman. She wasn't bad-natured anyway. The skin of her olive face was thick and sturdy â the kind of skin that sees you off into old age.
“Where you going, Uddar?”
She forced a smile. But he was moving on already.
“Jerry, this is my buddy Alejandro, and his new bride Alma. They're from Mexico City. They're on their honeymoon.” He winked at Alejandro, who laughed that grating, eunuch-like laughter again.
“Call me Alex.” The Mexican put out a podgy hand, and Jerry shook it.
Ute still stood on the other side of the veranda, but soon realized that she had no choice â she had to sit with them. Already Max was pulling up a chair and gesturing for Jerry to sit down.
“We met this afternoon,” Ute said, smiling at the Mexicans.
“Yes, that's right.”
Héctor stood by, ready to take their orders.
Jerry went for the
arroz marinero
, and Ute asked for a salad.
“One mixed salad,” Héctor confirmed, and looked Ute in the eye for a second. It was just a casual look, but she sensed it was more than that.
“Give me the steak with chips,” Alejandro commanded in Spanish, and snapped the menu shut. “And a beer.”
“A mixed salad for me too,” Alma said.
“Very well.” Héctor strode off.
Ute glimpsed a broad back in a ï¬oral short-sleeved shirt, and a twitchy cracked heel in a flip-ï¬op inside the lounge. Next to it, the furry tail of a collie twitched in agreement. Mikel and LucÃa were quietly sitting inside, eating dinner, out of view.
“So,” Jerry said, clearing his throat, “how come you guys speak Spanish?”
“My parents are Colombian,” Max said. “I was born in the US, I have two brothers and one sister. I grew up in Miami. But I go to Colombia from time to time to keep an eye on some lands and plantations I own there. I've also got properties in Costa Rica, cos Eve's parents are from Costa Rica. My dream is to retire there by the time I'm forty-five. Play golf, live in a big house by the beach with all my concubines. And get rid of them when they're no good no more.” He nudged Eve and added, “Joking, honey.”
But she wasn't laughing. It looked like she wasn't even listening.
A few minutes later, Héctor brought dinner. Max and Alejandro dug into their steaks. Ute picked at the artistically arranged
salad.
“And what do you do, Alejandro?” She turned to the Mexican.
“Call me Alex,” he said again, a little too eagerly. “I work for a media firm in Mexico City andâ”
“Alex here is wasting his time in an office, is what he does,” Max cut in. “I'm telling him he should go into business.”
“Yeah,” Alejandro nodded, chewing his steak. “I'm workin' on it.”
“And what do you do?” Jerry turned to the bride. She was wearing an open-fronted, white-linen shirt with rolled-up sleeves, beach-style.
“I? I am⦔ she looked at Alejandro, ï¬ustered, and asked him, “
Cómo se dice secretaria
?”
“She is a model,” Alejandro translated. “Fashion model.” Then, realizing that some of the other people understood Spanish, he added: “And she takes care of administration in my office⦔
“Hey,” Max interrupted again. “Wanna play darts after dinner? No, wait, wait, wanna go see the animals? Have you guys seen the animals?” He turned to the Mexicans. They hadn't.
“
Los animales
!” Alma chirped.
“Are we allowed to see the animals at this time?” Jerry started, but Mikel's voice boomed behind him.
“You're not allowed to see the animals, because it's going to be dark,” he said. He was standing in the doorway between the veranda and the lounge. His right hand twitched at the chain on which his glasses hung. “We only allow visitors two times per day. You can go tomorrow morning. OK?”
Everybody knew this was directed at Max.
“All right,” Max nodded. “No problem. I've already seen the animals, it's for these guys, I wanted to go and show them.”
“No, you don't show anybody anything round here,” Mikel said. “Carlos will be there tomorrow morning. He'll show them.” He patted the collie, which was standing next to him now. Mikel exuded a sort of ï¬aky authority, in his worn-out flip-ï¬ops and preposterous Hawaiian shirt. His legs were as furry as the dog's.
“That's cool with me,” Max said. “You're the boss.”
Mikel lit a cigarette and leant against the door frame. He looked at his guests, as if waiting to be asked a question. He
was
the boss.
“How long have you been in this place?” Alejandro asked.
“Fifteen years,” Mikel exhaled.
“How you gonna sell this place one day? Who's gonna buy it?” Max asked.
“We won't sell it,” Mikel said in English. “We'll stay here.”
“You're kidding me,” Max snorted.
“You're kidding yourself,” Mikel grimaced, his eyes ironic slits. “We came here because we searched for the perfect place. We created the perfect place. We live here and we'll die here.”
“But this place isn't making money,” Max declared.
“We make some money.”
“How much do you make, come on, what's your turnover?”
“It's not your business. We make a living.”
Ute liked Mikel, despite his rants. She was prepared to like anyone who could stand up to Max.
“No no, buddy, you don't get it,” Max said. “You could be making heaps out of this place. You could be running the animal refuge like a zoo â charging, say, five bucks per visitor. Bring in busloads of kids from the cities to see endangered species and all that â ecological stuff, educational visits. You rent out the cabins to school groups, pack in the kids, four per double cabin, fifteen dollars a head, ten kids per family cabin, eight dollars a head⦔
“What are you talking about?” Mikel's mocking snort interrupted him. “We don't want school kids here⦔
LucÃa came up behind Mikel and put a calm hand on his shoulder. He visibly relaxed at her touch, took a drag on his cigarette and went quiet for a moment.
“And you need to change the name,” Max rattled on. “You can't go on calling yourself Villa Pacifica, that's just⦠wrong, it's⦠neither here nor there. No buddy, you need something snappier. Like
Paradiso
,
Los Tigres
, something sexier like that.”
Mikel kept shaking his head.
“Listen, pal,” Max went on, “we can strike a deal here. Let's talk about it later, but here's my offer, go and think about it. If you give me fifty per cent of this place, I'll take it off your hands and turn it around. I'll get my guys to build more chalets, bigger ones, luxury ones, expand. I won't touch the animals, just make it more, you know, attractive to visitors. No school kids. Put some signs along the road. And don't get me wrong, it'll stay eco-friendly, green and clean and all that, no two ways about it, cos that's the way of the future, that's what people want these days. âExclusive eco-resort
Los Tigres
⦠See the Galápagos without leaving landâ¦' Get the local community to make snorkelling products. Hell, get them to make ice cream. âOrganic ice cream from Puerto Seco⦠Flavoured with
palo santo
, for inner peaceâ¦' Yadi-yadi-ya.”
“What's he on about?” Mikel turned to LucÃa in Spanish. She maintained her patient smile, her hand on Mikel's shoulder. It was as if Max's words were washing over her like ambient music.
“Listen to me,” Mikel said, turning again to Max. “You're welcome to stay here with your wife. You are our guests. But don't try to sell me your business plans. I've had the likes of you before. They wanted the monkey. They wanted Jorge. They wanted a swimming pool. They wanted to poison our animals. I've been offered thousands. You know what I did? I kicked them out. Simple as that.
Me entiendes
?”
“What's wrong with you people?” Max was getting heated now. “I never met anybody who don't wanna make money! Are you hippies or something?⦔
“Yeah, that's exactly what I am,” Mikel snapped back, pointing at Max with a burning cigarette for maximum impact. “A socialist. That bother you? I believe in treating the earth we live on well. I believe in treating people like people and not like sources of capital. Do you know how much rain we got last year in the wet season? Five days! Do you know that the tropical forest has shrunk to ten per cent of its original size because of climate change? Do you know that America has fucked its neighbours in the south with aggressive foreign policy and backing up military regimes for decades? Do you know that globalization is making the rich richer and the poor poorer?⦔
The tirade went on for a while. Mikel sprayed the guests with cigarette ash until the cigarette in his shaking hand burned down to his fingers and he tossed it away. LucÃa was gently clawing at him, trying to calm him down, but without success. In the end she gave up and went back inside, leaving him to exhaust himself â and everyone else. When he finally did, Jerry was the first to react.
“Absolutely,” he said. He looked at Ute with mock seriousness, for confirmation.
Max had calmed down a bit in the face of Mikel's outburst.
“Look, buddy,” he offered to Mikel, “I'm not in politics. But I will be soon. I'm gonna run in the local elections in a coupla years. And anyways it was the Spanish that came here with their guns and diseases and wiped out the Incas, the Mayas and all those dudes⦔
“I'm not Spanish, I am Basque,” Mikel announced â then, in a moment of house-keeping repentance, he bent down to pick up the fag he'd just discarded, and placed it in a table ashtray. “I haven't been to Spain since 1988, for your information.”
“Goodnight,” LucÃa waved from inside the lounge and headed off to their bungalow.
“Goodnight,” mumbled a few voices.
“OK,” Mikel said abruptly, and frowned at his guests in an unsuccessful attempt to smile. “Goodnight.”
Max sprang to his feet.
“All right, buddy?” he said, his hand outstretched as if about to strike a deal with him.
“I'm not your buddy,” Mikel said and hesitated, but then took the offered hand for a second, withdrew quickly, and was gone down the white pebbled path. The thatched roof of the master bungalow showed above the high plants. The collie got up, shook its furry coat, and padded off behind him.
They were all quiet for a moment, sipping wine.
“So, anybody wanna swim across to the animals?” Max grinned at the company.
“Didn't you hear what he said?” Eve snapped at him.
“Sure I did.”
“So,” Jerry said, turning to Ute, “what was all that about? What was he saying? There was a lot of references to America in it.”
“He's Basque,” she summed up. “And he doesn't like the US.”
“What, a retired ETA terrorist?” Jerry sniggered. “South America cracks me up. It's full of retired Nazis and weirdos.”
No one responded. This was sharp language for Jerry. He seemed a bit drunk, though half a bottle of wine couldn't possibly account for it.
“All right, you losers.” Max stretched lazily across his chair. “If you don't wanna play, you don't wanna play. I'm bored. What are we gonna do. Let's go have a game of darts. They have games upstairs. Alex?”
Alejandro seemed a bit lost. “All right,” he said, picking himself up. “Alma, you want to play?” She did. Eve didn't. She yawned and announced she was off to bed. It wasn't even nine o'clock yet, but Ute felt shattered too, as if she'd walked through the national park all day, all twenty hectares of it.
Just then a feline roar ripped through the silence. Everyone froze and looked around. Night had fallen â a deep, equatorial night.
“Jesus,” Jerry said. “That sounded close. Must be the lion cub.”
“She's lonely,” Max said. “She's a girl. Girls need company. Ain't that right, Alex?”
“Yeah,” Alejandro chuckled uneasily and took Alma's bird-like hand in his and rubbed it.
Jerry and Ute exchanged looks. It was time to retire. They got up and bid everyone goodnight. The lion's sorrowful roar followed them down the ghostly white path all the way to
la tortuga
. The humid darkness seemed to magnify sound.
“Sounds a lot closer than it is,” Ute said.
“It's not that far, really,” Jerry said. “But I'm surprised the sound isn't mufï¬ed by all the vegetation.”
“I'm exhausted,” Ute said. “I think it's Max.”
“He's unbearable. But he's a certain kind of rare specimen. Almost a parody of himself. If you put him in a book, he would seem exaggerated.”
“Well, I'd rather examine the specimens of the local ï¬ora and fauna. It's more relaxing.”
Jerry put an arm around her waist and kissed her eyelid. He was grateful that she'd agreed to stay longer. Everything else was peripheral. Under the mosquito canopy in their cabin, he passed a glad hand over the contours of her body, but she didn't have the energy for it. She felt disconnected from herself as well as from everyone else.