Authors: Vivien Noakes
Ah Minnie! how our feelings change,
For now I hear your voice with dread,
And hasten to get out of range
Ere you me on the landscape spread.
Your lightest whisper makes me thrill,
Your presence makes me hide my head,
Your voice can make me hasten still –
But ’tis away from you instead.
You fickle jade! you traitrous minx!
We once exchanged love’s old sweet tales;
Now where effulgent star-shell winks
Your raucous screech my ear assails.
No place is sacred, I declare,
Your manners most immodest are,
You force your blatant presence where
Maidens should be particular.
You uninvited do intrude,
You force an entrance to my couch,
Though if I’ve warning you’re about
I’ll not be there, for that I’ll vouch.
Name once most loved of all your sex,
Now hated with a loathing great,
When next my harassed soul you vex
You’ll get some back at any rate.
At Stand Down
Above the trench I heard the night wind sigh,
Across the tattered sandbags moonbeams lay,
While Flanders stars shone overhead, and I
Alone with thoughts of you at close of day.
The cannon’s angry roar had died away
And left the stillness of a Summer’s night
For one sweet hour of peace that would not stay,
And I could rest before the coming fight.
And then I saw a star shoot in the West . . .
I wonder if beyond the silver sea
It found you somewhere in its loving quest –
And pressed a kiss upon your lips from me?
Raymond Heywood
The Night Hawks
Talk not to me of vain delights,
Of Regent Street or Piccadilly.
A newer London, rarer sights
I visit nightly willy-nilly.
When daylight wanes and dusk is falling
We start out clad in gum boots thigh
To wander through the gloom appalling,
Through crump holes deep in mud knee-high.
From Gordon Farm to Oxford Street
(These duck-boards are the very devil.)
Where strange concussions fill the air.
(I wish they’d keep the –
CENSORED
– things level).
Through Oxford Street we gaily slide,
And call at Batt. H.Q. to see
If there be aught that we can do
For them. (Well, just a spot for me!)
Then on through Regent Street, and thence
To Zouave Wood, where plain to see
That ‘Spring is Coming’, hence the change
From winter’s gloom to verdancy.
(For authority see D.R.O.)
Here Foresters make nightly play,
And in the mud hold revel high,
Recalling fancy stunts performed
At Shoreham, and at Bletchingley.
Should you but care to journey on
You’ll reach, by various tortuous ways,
To Streets named Grafton, Conduit, Bond,
Where memory ever fondly strays.
And each in some peculiar way
Has charms not easy to define.
So thus the London which we knew
Remembered is along the line.
The Romance of Place-Names
(‘Many of the names now given to places in the battle-area will survive the war’,
Daily Paper
. This should give a great chance to the Picardy Poet of the future.)
The leafy glades of ‘Maida Vale’
Are bright with bursting may,
And daffodils and violets pale
Bedew ‘The Milky Way;’
There’s perfect peace in ‘Regent Street’,
In ‘Holborn’ rural charm,
But nowhere smells the Spring so sweet
As down by ‘Stinking Farm’.
And as I rode through ‘Dead Cow Lane’,
Beneath the dungeon keep
Of ‘Wobbly House’ that tops the plain,
I saw a maiden peep;
Her glance was like the dappled doe’s,
She blushed with shy alarm,
As pink as any Rambler-rose
That climbs at ‘Stinking Farm’.
O maiden, if it be my fate
To win so great a boon,
At ‘Hell-fire Corner’ I will wait
Beneath the silver moon;
I’ll swear no maid but thee I know
As softly arm-in-arm
Along the ‘Blarney Road’ we go
That leads to ‘Stinking Farm’.
And we will wander, O my Queen,
By many a mossy nook,
Where limpid waters flow between
The banks of ‘Beery Brook’;
In ‘Purgatory’ we will roam
Where blow the breezes warm,
If thou wilt come and make thy home,
O sweet, at ‘Stinking Farm’.
Edward de Stein
Sounds by Night
I hear the dull low thunder of the guns
Beyond the hills that doze uneasily,
A sullen doomful growl that ever runs
From end to end of the heavy freighted sky:
A friend of mine writes, squatted on the floor,
And scrapes by yellow spluttering candle light.
‘Ah! hush!’ he breathes, and gazes at the door
That creaks on rusty hinge, in pale affright.
(No words spoke he, nor I, for well we knew
What rueful things these sounds did tell.)
A pause – I hear the trees sway sighing thro’
The gloom, like dismal moan of hollow knell,
Then out across the dark, and startling me
Bursts forth a laugh, a shout of drunken glee!
R. Watson Kerr
The Song of the Reconnoitering Patrol
Oh! it’s roaming in the gloaming
When the birds have gone to roost;
When the evening hate’s beginning,
And Machine Guns do a boost;
When you’re crawling on the ground,
While the bullets flick around,
Oh! it’s very jolly roaming in the gloaming.
Just roaming in the gloaming
When the flares drop on your head.
And you wonder if your friends at home
Will know that you are dead;
When before your straining eyes
Countless Huns appear to rise,
It’s a merry business roaming in the gloaming.
Oh! it’s roaming in the gloaming
On an old decaying cow,
When your head gets in its stomach
And you’re mixed up anyhow;
When enveloped by the smell,
You can only whisper ‘H——’.
It’s a weary business roaming in the gloaming.
Just roaming in the gloaming
When the rain begins to fall;
When you feel convinced you’ve lost your way
And won’t get home at all;
When you shiver and perspire,
And trip over German wire,
Oh! it’s then you’re fond of roaming in the gloaming.
Oh! it’s roaming in the gloaming
When you’re safely back at last;
When your sentries haven’t shot you,
And the rum is flowing fast;
When you write a grand report
Saying more than all you ought,
That’s quite the best of roaming in the gloaming.
[I oft go out at night-time]
I oft go out at night-time
When all the sky’s a-flare
And little lights of battle
Are dancing in the air.
I use my pick and shovel
To dig a little hole,
And there I sit till morning –
A listening-patrol.
A silly little sickle
Of moon is hung above;
Within a pond beside me
The frogs are making love:
I see the German sap-head;
A cow is lying there,
Its belly like a barrel,
Its legs are in the air.
The big guns rip like thunder,
The bullets whizz o’erhead,
But o’er the sea in England
Good people lie abed.
And over there in England
May every honest soul
Sleep sound while we sit watching
On listening patrol.
Patrick MacGill
A True Tale of the Listening Post
(Dedicated to R.E.K.)
Men are queer things right through – whatever make –
But Tommy Atkins really takes the cake.
* * *
Which said, see in your mind (my point to prove)
Two soldiers, frozen and afraid to move,
On listening patrol. For four dead hours
Afraid to move or whisper, cough or sneeze,
Waiting in wonder whether ’twas the breeze
Moved in the grass, shaking the frozen flowers
Just then. Germans were out that night, we knew,
With bombs to throw, and so we lay, we two,
With rifle ready at shoulder, and . . . What’s that
Twanging the wire (both heard the sound) – a rat?
Or the Bosche bomber creeping, creeping nigher
To hurl death into the trench behind us? Both
Turned barrels ’gainst the unknown, ready to fire,
Waiting to fire should ever it take form
Of human body. – Waiting, being loath
To shoot at nothing, making so alarm
And laughter in the trench we guarded. Here
Sounds a hoarse whisper against my ear:
Something it utters – ‘What is it?’ I hiss,
Soft as a serpent; and upon my oath
My comrade covering still the sound, said – this.
This, while the unknown stalked, and fear was chilly
Like ice around our hearts – ‘I say old chap’
(My laughter followed like a thunder-clap)
‘Couldn’t I do some beef and piccalilli.’
* * *
Men are quaint things world over, willy nilly.
But R.E.K. – you take the – piccalilli.
F.W. Harvey
No Man’s Land
No Man’s Land is an eerie sight
At early dawn in the pale grey light.
Never a house and never a hedge
In No Man’s Land from edge to edge,
And never a living soul walks there
To taste the fresh of the morning air; –
Only some lumps of rotting clay,
That were friends or foemen yesterday.
What are the bounds of No Man’s Land?
You see them clearly on either hand,
A mound of rag-bags grey in the sun,
Or a furrow of brown where the earthworks run
From the Eastern hills to the Western sea,
Through field or forest o’er river and lea;
No man may pass them, but aim you well
And Death rides across on the bullet or shell.
But No Man’s Land is a goblin sight
When patrols crawl over at dead o’ night;
Boche or British, Belgian or French,
You dice with death when you cross the trench.
When the ‘rapid’, like fire-flies in the dark,
Flits down the parapet spark by spark,
And you drop for cover to keep your head
With your face on the breast of the four months’ dead.
The man who ranges in No Man’s Land
Is dogged by shadows on either hand
When the star-shell’s flare, as it bursts o’erhead,
Scares the great grey rats that feed on the dead,
And the bursting bomb or the bayonet-snatch
May answer the click of your safety-catch,
For the lone patrol, with his life in his hand,
Is hunting for blood in No Man’s Land.
James H. Knight-Adkin
On Patrol
There were dead men on the wire
Lying in the bloodied mire –
Staring wildly at the skies
With their cold and sightless eyes –
Stars grinned down with hideous faces,
And the moon was mocking them
With grimaces.
Raymond Heywood
Billets, letters from home, estaminets and concerts
Out of the line the men were billeted in barns or abandoned buildings. Here they could catch up on news from home and on sleep, although the drills and fatigues – taking materials up into the line – often made their rest even busier than their time in the trenches. They would visit communal baths – possibly old wooden vats filled with hot water – and be issued with clean uniforms, though it would not be long before the perennial problem of a soldier’s life – lice, or ‘chats’ as they called them – would reassert themselves. Many hours were spent ‘chatting’, as they ran candle-flames up the seams of their clothes to burn the lice out, or picked them off one by one and burst them between their finger-nails.
There were visits to the local family-run estaminet or bar, where there might be an attractive young daughter of the house with whom they could flirt. Here they drank sometimes over-priced and almost always watered-down beer, or white wine, which they nicknamed plink-plonk after
vin blanc
, and ate egg and chips. Football matches or gymkhanas might be organised, and occasionally some kind of entertainment was laid on, either with visiting artistes or with shows put together by the men themselves. For some there were visits to local prostitutes, and venereal disease was soon a serious problem.