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Authors: Larry Beinhart

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The Librarian

No One Rides for Free

You Get What You Pay For

Foreign Exchange

How to Write a Mystery

W
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A Novel

by Larry Beinhart

 

 

NEW YORK

WAG THE DOG

Copyright © 1995, 2004 by Larry Beinhart

First published by in 1995 by Random House
as American Hero

Published by

Nation Books

An Imprint of Avalon Publishing Group

245 West 17th St., 11th Floor

New York, NY 10011

Nation Books is a co-publishing venture of the Nation Institute and
Avalon Publishing Group Incorporated.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

ISBN 1-56025-663-X

9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Book design by Maria Elias

Distributed by Publishers Group West

 

To my children—James Irving Beinhart and Anna
Genevieve Beinhart—fortunate to be born in a rich and
secure and remarkable country, as I was. May it stay that
way. And to my wife—their mother—Gillian Farrell—an
extraordinary woman.

Contents

Acknowledgments

Wag the Dog Ten Years After

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter Thirty-Two

Chapter Thirty-Three

Chapter Thirty-Four

Chapter Thirty-Five

Chapter Thirty-Six

Chapter Thirty-Seven

Chapter Thirty-Eight

Chapter Thirty-Nine

Chapter Forty

Chapter Forty-One

Chapter Forty-Two

Chapter Forty-Three

Chapter Forty-Four

Chapter Forty-Five

Chapter Forty-Six

Chapter Forty-Seven

Chapter Forty-Eight

Chapter Forty-Nine

Chapter Fifty

Chapter Fifty-One

Chapter Fifty-Two

Chapter Fifty-Three

Chapter Fifty-Four

Chapter Fifty-Five

Chapter Fifty-Six

Chapter Fifty-Seven

Chapter Fifty-Eight

Chapter Fifty-Nine

Chapter Sixty

Chapter Sixty-One

Conspiracy

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