Warhammer [Ignorant Armies] (27 page)

Wolf's cocoon had stopped glowing, and was dry and papery now, with thick veins. Johann touched it, and it broke. Wolf was stirring. The unidentifiable matter fell away in dusty scales.

Johann tore it away from his brother's head.

A thirteen-year-old face appeared.

There were people about now. Anna, Darvi, Dirt, Mischa. The mad priest gave thanks to another dawn. With a single glance, Johann convinced Darvi not to fight him. Dirt bent down by the brothers, and grinned.

"You're the Mayor now," Johann told him, "get Katinka. My brother's been hurt, and needs a poultice."

There was an arrow wound in Wolf's shoulder, fresh and clean and bleeding.

THE LAUGHTER OF DARK GODS

by William King

From the back of his dark horse Kurt von Diehl stared into the Chaos Wastes. A strange red haze hung over rainbow-coloured ground and the outline of the land seemed to shift like sand-dunes in a breeze.

He turned to look down at Oleg Zaharoff, the last survivor of his original gang. The rat-like little man had followed him all the way from the Empire through the steppes of Kislev to these poisoned lands at the edge of the world. Now their path led clearly out into the desert.

"It's been a long road," said Zaharoff. "But we're here."

Kurt raised his hand and shielded his eyes with one black-gauntleted hand. He drank in the scene. Visions of this place had haunted his dreams ever since he had slain the Chaos Warrior and claimed his baroque black armour and his runesword. He rubbed the inlaid skull on his chest-plate thoughtfully.

"Aye. Here hell has touched the earth and men may aspire to godhood. Here we can become masters of our own destiny. I have dreamed about making my way to the uttermost North, to the black Gate. I will stand before great Khorne and he will grant me power. We will return and claim my inheritance from the brothers who ousted me."

He spoke as a man speaks when he has a vision in which he does not fully believe, as much to convince himself as to convince any listener. He had his doubts but he pushed them aside. Had not the armour already granted him a measure of the strength of Chaos?

He made himself savour thoughts of his coming revenge. Soon he would reclaim his ancestral lands from his treacherous kinsmen who had banished him to the life of an outlaw.

Guided by the call that had lured him across a hundred leagues, Kurt nudged his steed on down the path. With a last look back towards the lands of men, Oleg Zaharoff followed him.

Night came, a darkening of the haze that surrounded them, a flickering of fearful stars in the sky. Far, far to the north a dark aurora danced, staining the sky a deeper, emptier black. They made camp for the night within a ruined building, surrounded by grasping, fungus-covered trees.

"This must have been a farm once, before the last Incursion of Chaos," said Zaharoff. Kurt slumped down against a blackened wall and gazed over at him interestedly. Zaharoff was a Kislevite and knew many tales about the Wastes that bordered his native land, none of them reassuring.

"Two hundred years ago, when the sky last darkened and the hordes of Chaos came, they say that most of Northern Kislev was overrun. Magnus the Pious came to my people's aid and the host was driven back. But Chaos did not give up all the ground it had conquered. This must have been part of the overrun land."

He picked up something, a small doll that had lain where it had been thrown aside. Some freak of this strange land must have preserved it, Kurt decided. Sadly he found himself wondering what had become of its owner. Shocked by his own weakness, he tried to push the thought aside.

"Soon the horde will march again," he said. "We will drown the world in blood."

Kurt was startled. He had said the words but they were not his own. They seemed to have emerged from some hidden recess of his mind. He felt something lurking back there, had done since the day he put on the armour. He wondered if he was going mad.

Zaharoff gave him a strange look. "How can you be so sure, Kurt? We don't really know that much about this place. Only what you have dreamed - and that your armour came from here. How can you be sure that we will find what we seek and not death?"

The words echoed too closely Kurt's own darker thoughts. "I know I am right. Do you doubt me?"

Zaharoff threw the doll to one side. "Of course not. If you are wrong we have lost everything."

"Go to sleep, Oleg. Tomorrow you will need your strength. Doubt will only sap it."

Kurt laid his sword and axe near at hand and closed his eyes. Almost at once he fell into blood-stained dreams. It seemed that he climbed towards some great reward over a mound of ripped and squirming bodies. No matter how fast he climbed he could not reach the top of the pile. A long way above him something huge, with baleful eyes, watched his struggles with amusement.

The sound of scuttling awoke Kurt. He snapped open his eyes and seized up his weapons. Looking across at Oleg he saw his companion was gazing around in fear.

"They come," he said. Zaharoff nodded. Von Diehl arose and made towards the entrance. Before he reached it, he saw his way was barred by small bearded figures clad in dark-painted armour and clutching axes and hammers. Their skins were green or white as the bellies of fish from some underground pool. They were the height of children but as broad as a strong man. Kurt knew they were Chaos Dwarfs - kin to true dwarfkind, but seduced to the path of Chaos.

"Khorne has provided us with a sacrifice," said the leader in a voice deep as a mine. Kurt beheaded him with one swift stroke, then he leapt among them, striking left and right with sword and axe.

"Blood for the Blood God!" he cried, bellowing out the war-cry which echoed through his dreams. "Skulls for the skull throne!"

He ploughed into the dwarfs like a ship through waves, behind him he left a trail of red havoc. Small figures fell clutching at the stumps of arms, trying to hold in place jaws that had been sheared from their faces.

Kurt felt unholy joy surge through him, searing through his veins like sweetest poison. It seeped into him from his armour. With every death he felt a little stronger, a little happier. Mad mirth bubbled through him, insane laughter frothed from his lips. He had felt pale a foretaste of this madness before in previous battles but here in the Chaos Waste, under the eerie moons, it was like nectar. He was drunk on battle.

"Kurt, look out!" he heard Oleg cry. He twisted and took the stroke of a hammer on his armoured forearm. His sword fell from numb hands. He saw what Zaharoff had tried to warn him of. Two masked and goggled dwarfs were manhandling a long tube into position, bringing it to bear on him. He punched the hammer wielder in the face, feeling a nose break under the spiked knuckles of his gauntlet, then swung his axe back and threw it. It went spinning through the air and buried itself in the head of the leading dwarf.

The dwarf fell backward, the tube lurched skyward, and a gout of flame erupted from its tip. A white-hot sheet of flame blazed past Kurt's face. Something impacted on the structure behind him. The building exploded, the horses whinnied with terror.

He turned to look at the ruins of the old farm. Everyone else did the same for one brief moment. Kurt stooped and picked up his sword. The remaining dwarfs looked at him.

"Chosen of Khorne," said the nearest one. "There has been a mistake. We did not realize you were one of the Blood God's champions. Lead us and we will follow."

He bowed his head to the ground. Kurt was tempted to hack it off, to continue the bloodletting, but he restrained himself. Such followers might be useful.

"Very well," Kurt said. "But any treachery and you all die."

The dwarfs nodded solemnly. Kurt began to laugh till red tears ran down his face. His laughter died in his throat. He pulled off his helmet to check for cuts and he saw Zaharoff start, a look of pure terror crossing his face.

"What is it?" he asked. "What do you see?"

"Your face, Kurt. It's beginning to change."

Kurt and his warband pushed on further into the wastes, seeking foes to slay and booty to plunder. Each day as they marched Kurt's face became more twisted, more like that of a beast. At first there was discomfort, then pain then agony, but he endured it stoically. The Black Dwarfs seemed pleased, taking it as a sign that their master was blessed by the Blood God. Kurt noticed that Oleg could no longer look him in the face.

"What is wrong?" asked Kurt. They were standing atop a butte of wind-sculpted ebony, looking down at a landscape where crystalline flowers bloomed. In the distance, far to the north, Kurt could see dark clouds gathering.

"Nothing, Kurt. I am uneasy. We have encountered no-one for days and a storm is coming from the north. By the look of those clouds it will be no natural tempest."

"Come, Oleg, you can be honest with me. We have known each other long enough. That is not what worries you?"

Zaharoff looked at him sidelong. Behind them the dwarfs were stowing their gear, pitching small black tents with frames made from carved bone. Zaharoff licked his lips.

"I am troubled. I do not like this place. It is so vast and strange and empty. It could swallow a man and no-one would notice he was gone."

Kurt laughed. "Having second thoughts? Do you wish to turn back? If you want to return I will not stop you. Go! If you wish to."

Zaharoff looked back the way they had come. Kurt could tell what he was thinking. He was measuring the length of the way against his chances of survival on his own. To the south something large and black flapped across the red-tinted sky. Zaharoff shook his head, his shoulders slumped.

"I am committed. For good or ill, I will follow you." His voice was soft and resigned.

Yorri, the dwarf chief, approached. "Bad storm coming, boss. Best be prepared."

"I'm going to stay and watch," said Kurt. The dwarf shrugged and turned to walk away.

Overhead black clouds boiled. The wind roared past, tugging at the fur of his face. Pink lightning lashed down from the sky. He watched the horses buck and leap with fear. They could not break free from the iron pins to which the dwarfs had tethered them. He could see foam on their lips.

Thunder rumbled like the laughter of dark gods. Another bolt of lightning split the sky. The crystal flowers pulsed and flared with many-coloured lights as the bolts landed in the grove. For a moment the after-image of the flash blinded him. When he looked back the grove was transformed. Pale witch-fire surrounded the blossoms so that there seemed to be two sets of flowers, of solid crystal and shimmering light. It was a scene of weird, alien beauty.

Among the mesas of the tortured land dark clouds prowled forward like giant monsters. He watched as the dust-clouds swept over the crystal flowers, obscuring their light. Flecks of dust drifted up over the edge of the outcrop on which he stood.

He watched rainbows of dust particles dance and spiral in the air before him. They seemed to trap the energy of the lightning and glittered like fairy lights. Where the dust touched him his face tingled and his armour grew warm to the touch.

Once more the lightning flashed. Exultation filled him. He stood untouched and unafraid in the elemental landscape. It seemed that part of him had come home at last. He raised his sword to the sky. Its runes glowed red as blood. He laughed aloud and his voice was merged with the thunder.

"Damn dust gets everywhere," said Oleg Zaharoff. "It's in my hair, my clothes. I think I even swallowed some."

"The dust is powdered warpstone," said Yorri. "Ash from the gatefires that still burn at the Northernmost pole, where the fires of hell spill over into the world. Soon changes will start."

"You mean around here?" asked Oleg.

"The land. Our bodies. What does it matter?" The dwarf cackled.

Oleg smiled crazily. "I do feel different."

"Chaos will make us strong," said Kurt, trying to reassure himself.

A dwarf scuttled closer. He came right up to Kurt. "Master, we have sighted prey. Coming into the grove of flowers is a warband. By the colour of their armour and the lewdness of their banner I would say they are followers of thrice-accursed Slaanesh."

At the mention of the name Kurt felt inchoate fury fill him. Visions of slaughter rose unbidden before his eyes. Sweet hate filled him. Ancient enmity lay between Khorne and Slaanesh.

"Prepare your weapons! We will attack them as they leave the grove." The order had left his lips before he even had time to think.

The dwarf grinned evilly and nodded. Kurt wondered, was it just his imagination, or were the slave-dwarfs' teeth growing sharper?

They waited at the edge of the grove where the path ran between two great mesas. The dwarfs grumbled happily in their own tongue. Zaharoff nervously sharpened his weapon till Kurt told him to stop. They crouched behind the shelter of some boulders. Nearby Yorri and his crewman had set up their fire-tube ready to blast the first target that came in sight.

The enemy came slowly into view. They were led by a woman clad in lime-green plate mail. Her yellow and orange hair streamed behind her in the breeze, and she smiled to herself as if in the throes of some secret rapture. Her mount was bipedal, bird-like, with a long snout and deep human-seeming eyes. The woman carried a huge war-banner. Spiked to its top was a child's head above the carven body of a beckoning woman.

A long chain of slender metal links bound a gross, bull-headed giant to the woman's saddle. The minotaur was half-again as tall as Kurt and muscled like a dwarven blacksmith. It looked at the woman with adoring, worshipful eyes.

Behind it marched half a dozen beastmen. Each had one exposed female breast, although the rest of their naked bodies were obviously male. At the rear were two twisted elves, clad in thonged black leather and carrying crossbows. When the dwarfs saw them they gibbered excitedly to each other.

Kurt gestured for the dwarfs to be silent. The Slaaneshi moved ever closer, seemingly oblivious to their peril.

"Aazella Silkenthighs," muttered Yorri. Kurt looked at him. "She is favoured by the Lord of Pleasure. Beware her whip."