What He's Poised to Do: Stories (20 page)

Acknowledgments always give me cottonmouth. How can you possibly measure who contributes to a book of short stories? Some people were models for characters, with consent. Others were models for characters, less consensually. Some people provided support. Other people provided competition. Others still sat near me in an airport or a restaurant, just for a minute, but had a look about them that got me thinking. There are hundreds of unknown collaborators and co-conspirators who cannot be named, and of those who can be named, I will expose only a fraction of them. Thanks to Cal Morgan, for editing and publishing me. Thanks to Ira Silverberg and Ruth Curry, for representing me. Thanks to Gail, for marrying and tolerating me. Thanks to Daniel and Jake, for being top-drawer kids. Thanks to Lauren, for being a top-drawer friend. Thanks to my parents, Richard and Bernadine, and to my brothers, Aaron and Josh. And thanks, finally, to the novelists, short story writers, song-writers, and filmmakers whose work I depend upon every day of my life for…well, for life. By making things, they make the world and have helped me come a long way from unaware.

BEN GREENMAN
is an editor at
The New Yorker
. His acclaimed works of fiction include
Please Step Back, Superbad, Superworse,
and
A Circle Is a Balloon and Compass Both
. His fiction, essays, and journalism have appeared in the
New York Times
, the
Washington Post, The Paris Review, Zoetrope: All-Story, McSweeney’s, Opium Magazine
, and elsewhere. Greenman lives in Brooklyn with his wife and two children.

Superbad

Superworse

A Circle Is a Balloon and Compass Both

Correspondences

Please Step Back

The following stories have appeared, in slightly different form (and in some cases with different titles), in other venues: “What He’s Poised to Do” in
The L;
“Barn” on Fivechapters.com; “The Hunter and the Hunted” in
OneStory
; “The Govindan Ananthanarayanan Academy for Moral and Ethical Practice and the Treatment of Sadness Resulting from the Misapplication of the Above” in
McSweeney’s
, issue 29; “A Bunch of Blips” in
Lumina
; “To Kill the Pink” in
The Lifted Brow
.

In addition, the stories “What He’s Poised to Do,” “The Govindan Ananthanarayanan Academy for Moral and Ethical Practice and the Treatment of Sadness Resulting from the Misapplication of the Above,” “From the Front,” “Country Life Is the Only Life Worth Living; Country Love Is the Only Love Worth Giving,” and “Hope” appeared in slightly different form in
Correspondences
, a limited-edition boxed set of stories published in 2008 by Hotel St. George Press.

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