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Contents

Title Page

CH.1.Introduction () {

CH.2.Investigation () {

CH.3.Learning () {

CH.4.Jim () {

CH.5.Everyone () {

CH.6.Bert () {

CH.7.Dinner () {

CH.8.Maco () {

CH.9.Investigation () {

CH.10.Staffing () {

CH.11.Investigation () {

CH.12.Coders () {

CH.13.History () {

CH.14.Investigation () {

CH.15.MacoAndKevin () {

CH.16.Investigation () {

CH.17.EdandMaco () {

CH.18.Investigation () {

CH.19.Staffing () {

CH.20.Assault () {

CH.21.Staffing () {

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WILD FYRE

 

B
Y

IKE HAMILL

WWW
.
IKEHAMILL
.
COM

Special Thanks:

Thanks to Cynthia for the title.

Thanks to Telly for inspiration.

Cover design by BelleDesign [BelleDesign.org]

This is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places, and events have been fabricated only to entertain. If they resemble any facts in any way, I’d be completely shocked. This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part without the consent of Ike Hamill. Unless, of course, you intend to quote a section of the book in order to illustrate how awesome it is. In that case, go ahead. Copyright
©
2015 by Ike Hamill. All rights reserved.

CH.1.Introduction ()
 

{

 
Autobiography0();

/*****

T
HE
PROBLEM
IS
,
THIS
is a complicated story. I’ve got a ton of names and places and events to tell you about.
 

Here’s one fact: I call myself Ed Statler.

Another: I work as an Employment Recruiter. Glamorous, I know.

Third: I tend to place the same ten guys into job after job.
 

Fourth: My friend Jim was murdered.

People are murdered every day. This is sad, but true. Well, we all say it’s sad, but it’s really difficult to feel the sadness of it until someone close to you is murdered. Then, it’s unbelievable. Next, it’s terrifying. For a while, it feels tragic, and then for just a few months or so it really does feel sad. After that, it’s just true.

I wrote this for Jim.

CH.2.Investigation ()
 

{

 
Execution();

/*****

J
ULY
, 2013 (1
HOUR
A.J.)

She was bent at the waist—inconsolable. Detective Aster walked up with authority and stood just far enough away to watch the dual lines of snot-drool dripping from her nose and trailing down to the pavement. His partner approached and meant to put a hand on her back, but Aster waved him off. Trying to comfort her wouldn’t get her talking any faster. It would only make her blubber more.
 

“Miss? If we could just get your account of what happened,” Aster said.

“What happened? You can see what happened,” she said, turning just her head. She was more flexible than a snake. “He exploded. What else do you need to know?”

Her statement was accurate, but not exactly informative. They had video, witnesses, and more pieces of the guy than they could count, but no good explanation. Aster’s partner came to his side and whispered to him.

“I figure it was explosive-tip rounds or something. We’ll get an angle and we’ll start looking for where the shots came from.”

Aster turned away from the folded girl and began walking back towards the set of legs on the sidewalk. He stood outside the radius of blood until his partner joined him.

“What
that
guy is about to tell us is that there were at least three different bullets,” Aster said, pointing at a guy who was taking photos. “And what
that
guy is going to tell us, is that these were not explosive-tip, or hollow-point, or anything else.”

“How do you know?” Ploss, the partner, asked.

“Which?”

“Either one.”

“The same way: those little flags that Jerry puts where he finds the rounds. Look, he just planted a fourth one. Plus, there’s blood everywhere. I thought you worked corpses before.”

“Ours were always washed up or executions. Sometimes a strangling. Not much deduction required.”

“You should feel right at home then. This looks a lot like an execution to me,” Aster said. “Four different shooters hitting the same guy. What else would you call that?”

“A miracle. And it’s at least five,” Jerry said, interjecting into the conversation. He planted a flag at Aster’s feet.

“What do you mean?” Aster asked.

“Heath says they all hit at the same time,” Jerry said. “And all these bullets hit at least one other bullet.”

“What?”

“Yeah, like they collided inside the guy’s body. That’s why he looks all exploded,” Jerry explained.

“That is a miracle,” Ploss said.

“That’s not the strangest part,” Jerry said. “Look at that sign. Do you see it? The big cast iron one?”

“Yeah. What? The dent? Did one of the bullets hit it after going through the guy or something?” Ploss asked.

“Nope,” Jerry said. “A bullet ricocheted off of that sign and then hit the guy. Someone bounced a round off of that and it hit the same time as the others.”

“You can’t be serious,” Aster said.

“I wish I wasn’t,” Jerry said. “We’re taking twenty times the normal amount of photos because nobody is ever going to believe this. Good thing we have so much video. There are more cameras on this corner than in most banks.”

“Maybe it’s a new TV show,” Ploss said. He smacked his partner on the shoulder, but Aster was lost in thought.

CH.3.Learning ()
 

{

 
Autobiography1();

/*****

E
ARLIER
, I
SAID
I wrote this book. Actually, I only wrote a few pieces, but I hired the people who researched and wrote the rest. I take credit and blame for everything.

If you’ve already heard of me, let me say this—it’s not how it appears. Here’s what really happened: I wasn’t cut out for college and I’d had enough of school. I barely made it through winter finals, I came back to school with a terrible cold, and my girlfriend broke up with me just before Valentine’s Day. I’d already bought her the earrings.
 

And that movie was so good. I won’t mention the title, but maybe you’ll figure out the one I mean. It had a serial killer on the loose and an omniscient psychiatrist locked away who could solve crimes from behind bars. What’s-her-name was the plucky FBI agent. It won all the Oscars. I went to the midnight showing alone on a Thursday in 1991, and I knew I had to see it again right away. Those characters could find the patterns in anything. It’s what I wanted to do with my life.

So I drove to NYC and found a theater that was showing it all night. I saw that movie twenty times in a row. They never asked me to leave. I went out to the curb after each roll of the credits, ate some street food, and then bought another ticket. I would have watched it another twenty times, too.
 

That, as you may know, is when the real FBI showed up. It was bad luck for everyone involved that the TV station showed up at the same time. The FBI wanted to talk to the guy who had such a fascination with serial killers, and the TV station wanted to do a puff piece about the crazy kid who watched the same movie over and over again. Just bad luck.

Fate snuffed the spotlight on my bright future.

By the time I finished with the interrogations and psych tests, my face was all over TV. I could barely remember my own name after all those floodlight questionings, but it turns out I didn’t need to remember it. For a moment,
everyone
knew my name: Edward Sauls Salter. They emphasize your middle name and everyone thinks you’re evil.
 

I was merely obsessed with a movie.

I had to give up the dream of being an expert profiler for the FBI. They made that clear. Honestly, it’s probably a good thing I didn’t go into forensics. I think I would have gotten bored only looking at criminals all the time. I like to profile lots of different kinds of people, and it’s not that much fun working backwards. I’d rather take a person and tell you the things they will do well, rather than look at a bunch of deeds and tell you what type of person committed them.

After people started to forget about Edward Sauls Salter and I grew a decent beard, I changed my name to Ed Statler and I moved to DC. The FBI didn’t forget about me, but they know how to keep their mouths shut, fortunately. I actually have a decent working relationship with them now. I’m sure it wouldn’t stop them from arresting me if I ever got obsessed with another scary movie.

I went through a Sherlock Holmes phase, too. Here’s the problem with Holmes—yes, you could take in all that information and deduce those things, but could you so quickly decide which facts are relevant? Doyle is asking you to believe that one man could do three things: observe, contextualize, and deduce.
 

Observe—Holmes can spot the scratches on the back of a pocket watch from ten feet away. Contextualize—the man knows everything about everything. He instantly knows which regiment fought in which battle and why it pertains to the scratches. Deduce—Holmes pieces together that the scratches were made by a drunk soldier. I’m paraphrasing, of course. I don’t have that kind of memory.
 

Here’s my point—what Doyle never talks about and what Holmes never suffers from is information overload. What if the drunk soldier scratched the pocket watch and it had no bearing on the case? Did Holmes still make the deduction? How does his brain stop from deducing everything about everything and automatically know what’s pertinent? If Holmes were real, then I would suggest that his ability to filter, rather than his ability to deduce, was his real genius.

I don’t have that genius.
 

My genius is different.

I can look at a person—résumé, attire, poise, charisma, calluses—and I’ll match them to a job. That’s what I liked about that movie. There was a suggestion that the genius psychiatrist was able to solve the crimes because he already knew the psychos. He didn’t merely listen to the facts and deduce that the killer wanted a sex change. He had met the man and formed the opinion in person. Aside from that, his best skill was remembering the guy. I think in the books the author suggests that the psychiatrist really could simply read a case file and tell you where to look for the killer, but I like my version better. Maybe because that’s what I’m good at.

Unfortunately, all these realizations took me years. I left college, washed out of FBI eligibility before I’d even made the attempt, and found myself as Ed Statler down in DC. By the way, DC is shorthand. I actually lived in Virginia. Washington DC used to be a diamond shape, but before the Civil War, Congress gave the Virginia piece back to Virginia. I think that people in Virginia wanted to keep trading slaves and abolitionists wanted DC to outlaw trading slaves. It’s all very messy. People ask, “Where you from?” and it’s easier to say DC instead of Arlington. There are a million Arlingtons.

What was my point? Right—I was living in DC.

Government is a big racket in those parts so I got into that. I didn’t go for big government. I kept it simple. I worked for the Arlington County government. It has all the stifling misery of real government but the buildings are smaller and parking is easier. The hardest work you’ll do for the government is figuring out exactly how much work to do so you don’t get in trouble. If you do too little, you’ll never go anywhere. It’s really hard to do too little though. The bar is low. The problem is that if you do too much, or do your piece too efficiently, you make everyone else look bad and then they make problems for you.

One guy came in and revolutionized the way parking tickets were processed. He got written up for sexual harassment before the end of the week. Nobody wanted to work that hard, so they got him transferred and reprimanded. I wasn’t ambitious when I worked for the government so I got along okay. I could have lived that way for twenty or thirty years, gradually making more and more money until life nearly became passable. But, unfortunately, I couldn’t turn off my brain. Every time I met some who possessed underutilized talents, I couldn’t help but figure out what they would be good at.

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