Read You Can Run but You Can't Hide Online
Authors: Duane Dog Chapman
biker brother, but it had been years since I felt that way. Skip opened
a door that had been slammed stone cold shut since Huntsville.
Skip was the first to introduce me to Aloha, the spirit of love and
welcome.
My ten days at the Mastery Seminar solidified my need for
brotherhood. For the first time in years, I belonged to an organiza-
tion where everyone around me was a brother or a sister. I met lots
of interesting people who felt the same way. I met Martin Sheen and
the well-known film producer Peter Guber. I knew Martin Sheen
from television. He liked to ask me a lot of questions. He was one
of the most positive thinkers I have ever met. He also has an un-
canny skill to prophesy. In 1989, he predicted I would someday have
my own television show.
I had no idea who Peter Guber was. He and I didn’t get along
too well at first. I challenged him to climb a sixty-foot pole. Now,
I’m afraid of heights, but I wanted to show this guy that I wasn’t
afraid of anything. Turns out Peter was afraid of heights too. I
made it up the pole as fast as I could, but only a little more than
halfway before I shimmied back down.
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“This guy’s no bounty hunter.” Peter was taunting me. I was a
convict turned bounty hunter in a circle full of rich, powerful
celebrities and businessmen. I felt out of place, but I was there to
push myself to places I never dreamed were possible. That’s why I
came to Hawaii—to master my skills.
I had to do the climb again. I had to complete the task, challenge
myself to go further than before. I closed my eyes and began visual-
izing myself as a hamster going through a tube. I kept thinking it
would be fine if I fell because Tony Robbins was so rich, the lawsuit
filed by my family would ensure they’d be set for life! I kept my
mind occupied the entire climb until I reached the top. I already
knew I could do anything I set my mind to. This climb was just an-
other challenge I had to get through.
Now it was Peter’s turn. He began to climb up the pole. I could
see he was as panicked as I was. He stopped a few feet off the ground.
I started screaming at him, “Close your eyes! Tony Robbins is
rich. If you die, you’ll own a lot of shit!”
All of a sudden, Tony walked over to where we were. He was
amused by our exchange. I had no idea Peter was already a very rich
man. I also didn’t know how heavy he was in Hollywood. I should
have been a lot nicer to him!
I was filled with a glow that I’d been waiting for all my life.
Hawaii felt like home. I felt like I had been searching all my life for
a place that had these values, these ideals. The islands took hold
of me—the smells, the ocean, the flowers, everything growing and
growing and growing—and I realized this was the place I’d always
been searching for.
It finally occurred to me why I came. If life is but a struggle, like
Tony and my mom said, why not struggle in paradise?
The last day of the seminar, everyone goes around a circle and
says what they plan to do, now that they have completed the Mas-
tery program. When my turn came, I looked at the group and
said, “I’m moving to Hawaii!” I had it all figured out. I would
start a bail bonds business and hunt bounty in the Pacific for a
while. I was paid five grand for speaking at the seminar, so I had
the money to get started right away. I didn’t see any reason to
leave the island.
Later that day, a couple of the seminar trainers took me aside.
“You know, Dog, you don’t have to take it this serious.”
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“I’m staying.” My mind was made up.
That night I called my mom. “I’m not coming back.”
“But Duane, what about your life here in Denver? What about
your home, your kids?”
“For the first time in my life, I feel like I
am
home.” I cried as I
shared my truth.
“Are you drunk, Duane?”
I just laughed and said, “No, Mom. I’m not drunk. I’m just
happy.” She could tell I was serious, and she knew I wasn’t coming
back.
“Just watch the kids for me for a few weeks. Let me get the ball
rolling here. I’ve got a foot in the door. I have to take this chance,
Mom.”
I thought my affiliation with Tony Robbins would make it easy to
get my bail bonds license. But as always in my life since Huntsville,
that murder-one rap defined me. It has always been and will always
be something I will need to overcome. I was rejected, considered un-
suitable to write bonds in Hawaii. It was an unexpected setback.
I went before the judge to explain my situation. As ammunition,
I even held up a copy of Tony Robbins’s book
Awaken the Giant
Within.
I pointed to the two or three paragraphs where Tony uses
my story to illustrate how a man can turn his life around. I used the
book like a résumé. My story was compelling enough for the judge
to give me special permission to get my license.
Once the judge gave me the green light, I had barely enough
money left over to pay for food and a rental car for another month.
With the rest, I had a thousand business cards printed and bought
my mobile phone.
I’ll never forget that first September living in Hawaii. It was the
month that Hurricane Aniki hit. It caused massive damage through-
out the islands. And while it raged, I was sleeping and working in a
rental car parked under a freeway overpass. I’d spend every precious
day at the jail and courts from the minute they opened until after they
closed, handing out my cards, trying to get business. Things were a
lot tougher than I expected. My Denver offices were very lucrative. I
thought I’d be up and running in no time. But Hawaii isn’t Denver.
The bail bonds business was locked up by a couple of bondsmen who
were here long before me. They wanted nothing to do with Dog or my
unorthodox methods.
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As the month drew to a close, I was down to eating one bowl of
Vietnamese
pho
noodle soup a day. I began to wonder if Hawaii
was a dream that was just out of my reach or a nightmare that was
about to implode.
Within a year, my marriage to Tawny had fallen apart. I was di-
viding my time between Denver and Hawaii. I had moved Tawny
and the kids to the island, but I wasn’t happy to be married to her.
If we got into an argument, I’d get drunk and find myself a whore.
Eventually, I told her to pack her bags and go.
I traveled back and forth between Honolulu and Denver a couple
of times during my first year. I was trying to get settled in my new
environment and get the business off the ground. Thank God the
Denver offices were doing well, because I needed all the help I could
get to subsidize the new Honolulu office. After my first few months,
I barely had enough money to pay for the minimal overhead.
I was down to zero. I bought a Charlie Brown Christmas tree for
the family that year because it was all I could afford. The kids and I
were sharing a bottle of ketchup, pretending it was spaghetti sauce.
And then my phone rang. It was a guy named Folia. He needed a
bond for fifty thousand, and he had a cousin named Malcolm Flores
who needed one for a hundred grand. Blam. I made fifteen grand on
the spot. The timing couldn’t have been better. It saved my life and
my business was off the ground.
C h a p t e r Tw e n t y - s e v e n
I was li ving
in Hawaii when I won the 1991 Hero of the Year
award from the
Rocky Mountain News
in Denver. Life was pretty
good. I had just finished my first Tony Robbins Mastery Seminar
and was trying to live my life in a righteous and proud way. Tony’s
wisdom and words flowed through me, inspiring a new perspec-
tive on life. I was eager to get my office set up in Oahu. The prom-
ise of paradise kept me motivated to make a name for myself in
Hawaii.
Just as I began to get settled, I received a phone call that I
wasn’t expecting from the mother of one of my first girlfriends. I
hadn’t thought about Patty Coffee in years. We began dating when
I left home in 1968. She was nineteen when we met. Patty had one
eye that was a little bit crooked, but she was beautiful to me. I was
working for my dad in metal fabrication, slaving my ass off to
make four hundred bucks a week. She was a stripper. I’ve always
had a thing for strippers. I knew a little about sex when we met
but not enough to truly satisfy a woman. I’d screw any girl with
big tits who’d take her top off. I had no idea they had to have a
brain, too.
Patty taught me where to touch a woman, how to touch her
body, and all sorts of other wild things I never knew I could do. She
read sex books to me out loud so I could remember everything. I
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wasn’t even sixteen years old. For the first time in my life, I was a
very eager student. Her approach was a little mechanical at first,
but once I got the hang of it, sex was better than I had ever imag-
ined it could be.
When I turned sixteen, I started screwing every woman I met. I
loved making love. Patty understood I wanted to see other women.
I was young and sowing my oats.
I met a girl named Debbie White, whose family owned a suc-
cessful florist shop in Denver. The last time I saw Debbie I noticed
her tits were a little bit bigger and her tummy was a little rounder
than usual. I didn’t think anything about it at the time.
By then I needed to leave Denver for a few reasons. For one, I
had too many girlfriends. I heard Debbie committed suicide just
before I got out of prison in 1979.
It had been more than twenty years, so as you can imagine, I was
rather surprised to hear Debbie’s mother’s voice on the other end of
the phone. She always hated me. When I was a kid, she chased me out
of her yard, telling me to get my biker ass off her property. There was
no love lost between us.
“Duane Lee, I have something to tell you.” My heart stopped.
I knew what she was going to say. I was certain she was going
to tell me I had AIDS. I thought about it for a moment and real-
ized it had been too long. I would have known by now if I had
AIDS.
Just then, Debbie’s mother said she had to call me back.
“Wait. Stop.” She hung up before I could hear why she called.
Whatever it was, it couldn’t be good.
The next day, she called me back. She was direct and to the
point. “Duane, you have a son.”
“Oh, my God!” It was the last thing I expected to hear. But then I
remembered my mother once telling me about bumping into Debbie
after I moved to Illinois. If Mom would have told me about Debbie
while I was with LaFonda, I probably would have wanted to be with
Debbie. I loved both women. Mom knew I would never have left
Denver if I had known about the baby.
“One day you’re going to be very happy, son.” That is all she
said. Mom knew a kid would heal me from my wrong ways. But she
also knew Debbie wasn’t the right girl. Debbie and I shared drugs
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together. She tried to keep me away from hard drugs but couldn’t
do it.
“Shut up and sit on the back of the bike, bitch.” Like Patty, she
was also a stripper. I never met a stripper who was filled with self-
esteem, and Debbie was no exception. We shot pure crank—speed,
methamphetamine—together. All us bikers shot crank back then.
We were outlaw bastards. We’d get into wild, crazy fights and
wouldn’t care. I never felt a thing from being on that stuff. I never
got hooked, thank God.
“His name is Christopher Michael. He’s in jail for committing a
hate crime.”
My heart sank thinking about Christopher. After all these years,
I finally discovered I have another son, and he’s behind bars. It was
more than I could bear. I knew what it felt like to be a young man
who made foolish choices. Prison is no place for a boy.
I called Tawny to give her the good news. She didn’t see it that
way. I asked her to go with my mom to the jail to meet Christopher.
She called me right away. “Oh, my God, Duane. His hands,
his features, he’s exactly like you.” In a way, I was hoping she might
come back saying there was no resemblance, but I love kids so much
it wouldn’t have mattered. I was so happy to have another son.
“Mom, did you see him too?” I asked.
“He’s your kid, Duane. No doubt about it.” Whenever Mom used
words like “might have” or “must have” she was lying, but in a Chris-
tian way. She never wanted to hurt me. When I asked her one final
time if she’d known about Christopher, she said, “Well, I might have
had my suspicions.”
I saw the addition of Christopher to my family as a blessing.
The Lord was smiling on the Chapman family. I had a brand-new