Authors: Ray Winstone
d) Elaine offers me a lesson in microphone technique
e) Onstage as lead singer of ‘The Looters’
f ) Elaine is the meat in a Laura Dern/Marin Kanter sandwich
g) Paul Cook shows how a Sex Pistol occupies a chair.
Even Will Scarlet needs a fag break.
The face that launched a thousand arrows . . .