400 Boys and 50 More (76 page)

"You're sure about that?"

"I'm sure."

Szilliken glared at him, making his contempt quite plain. Rog's eyes flicked sideways to the old vet, and then away, as if he were embarrassed to be seen in such a light, humiliated by the lawyer. Rog was too well mannered or repressed to curse under his breath as Szilliken walked away, but the old lawyer glanced back once as if expecting to discover some treachery at his back.

"Sigh," said Rog, instead of actually sighing.

"Sorry, Rog. I didn't see that coming either. On the other hand,
Landauer
is a class action suit. We can order cordon bleu, eat like pigs, and put it on the public's tab."

"Oink," he said dispiritedly.

* * *

Shortly after 8:30, just as they were digging through piles of documents and Rog was clipping sections of the Supreme Court Reporter for copying, Szilliken waltzed through the lobby and gave Megan a jaunty farewell. "See you bright and early!" And to Rog: "No sneaking in at eight fifteen." He tapped the old vet on the shoulder as he waited for the elevator. "Keep an eye on 'em for me, Joe."

Ding!

The elevator opened and closed, carrying off Szilliken.

"The nerve," Megan said.

"What do you mean?" Rog said excitedly, shoving the law books aside. "I thought he'd never leave!"

"So we're stuck here all night doing his damn work…that doesn't bother you?"

"Not tonight it doesn't, because as soon as a suitable period of mourning has passed, we're getting out of here."

"What? Where?"

"The studio, doll. Where else?"

"No way, Rog. That's suicide."

"Then it's going to be a double suicide, lovey. Because I've got big plans for this one, and I can't do it without you."

"Not."

"I'm afraid so."

"There are forty-two parties to serve in this case. I'm going to be up half the night just stuffing envelopes!"

"Those can go out in the afternoon mail; we just need enough to send Szilliken off to court. We can do the show and get back here in time, and you know it."

"No way. No way, no way, no way."

"And not only that, but the old soldier's coming with us."

"You can't do that. He's here to protect the firm—night and day. What if, what if something happens while he's out? He's government property! You know what'll happen to us?"

"Nothing will happen except…we'll put together the best damn episode of the Rog-House the world has ever seen!"

Half an hour later, they were wheeling the old vet out to a waiting cab. The driver had apparently seen more than one omnichair in his day, because he handily undid the tubes and belts and clasps and Velcro fastenings, collapsed the chair with a liquid sound, and stuffed it into the trunk. Megan meanwhile manhandled the old vet onto the back seat, finding him light as a moth. She and Rog sat on either side of him, propping him up between them.

"So," said the driver when they'd given directions, "I see you got yourself a Sleepy Joe."

"He's in rehab," said Rog.

"I've been seeing them all over lately. Must be quite a backlog at the VA hospital. They're getting more popular at banks and grocery stores. Saw one at Gas and Electric the other day when I was paying my bill. They must come cheap."

"Well, our friend here is rather special. I'd go so far as to say he's unique. And we're planning to make a star out of him."

"A star? Oh really."

"I'm the host of the Rog-House. Perhaps you didn't recognize me without my platinum wig."

"Contrary to popular preconception, all cabbies don't live to watch porno. I was just noticing that the fella you've got there seems wound pretty tight."

"How do you mean?"

"Well, he was a sentry wasn't he? They shipped these guys off to some godforsaken hole, right? I mean, literally. Stuck them in a foxhole or a cave and then just kept them waiting there, wound up like an alarm clock, in hibernation basically, until some thing, whatever they're primed for, set them off. You know, enemy movement…political target goin' down the road…"

"Fascinating," Rog said. "Did you know that, Megan?"

Megan looked more closely at the old vet's craggy features. He jiggled as the cab jostled along, with the liquid reflections running over his unblinking eyes.

"No, I didn't," she said.

"Sure!" The cabby had inside knowledge. "They'd drop a Sleeper into some locale where they expected trouble someday…but no time soon. Where they needed Johnny on the spot and wanted to be sure and have someone on the inside extra early, to be ready for anything. Used a combination of drugs, wiring, whatever…kept them waiting indefinitely for the trigger. Some of these guys, I heard a lot about it on talk radio, they'd go into trances so deep it's like time just came to a stop. And for lots of them, the action'd go by, right? The gov would extract them, maybe snap them out of it, maybe not. So in this guy's case, and a lot of the other Sleepers, he never did snap. I mean, look at him. Doesn't look like he ever snapped a pretzel. He’s still wound up. A lot of 'em, personally, I think they just burned out and they'll never come out of it. This rehab thing is just for P.R. Supposed to make people feel good about the whole effort. But you'll notice they stopped the program."

"In other words, they don't make them like this anymore," said Rog with a touch of sniffy pride.

"Good thing, too. There's probably more on the streets than in the banks. Hey, I'm a vet myself. I know how easy it is to get steamrollered if you're not right in their face asking for what's yours. Hell of an honorable discharge. They probably think if they give these guys a chair, they've done their duty by 'em. Cut 'em loose. Is it somewhere around here? Man, this neighborhood sucks. Don't expect me to wait for you."

"The studio's right here. And we're perfectly safe."

Megan never felt safe until they were actually inside the studio. She stood on the slimy curb hugging herself while Rog opened up his wallet and thumbed through his cash, counting bills by the flickering light of a streetlamp on the edge of failure. The district was dark and empty. There was no obvious threat except maybe that of tetanus. But as always, she had the sense of someone watching from the shadows, bleary eyes waiting for them to make a false move.

The driver pulled the chair out of the trunk and they fit the old vet into it. She hurried toward the door of the warehouse, urging Rog to unlock it before the cab pulled away.

Inside, they passed through yet another locked door and into a cavernous room where quilted pads, and in some cases simple white sheets, hung from the walls. There was a row of rickety aluminum bleachers for any audience that might have been in attendance. Rog had been known to rope in a few other paralegals when his
a capella
group gave a performance, but usually it was just Rog and Megan and whatever guest they had managed to snare.

The first time Rog brought her to "the studio," Megan had expected banks of monitors, busy technicians, a full-time staff. The reality was quite different. It was a shoestring operation, designed to be run single-handedly if necessary. Plenty of cable access programs were solitary endeavors, one person reading poetry or ranting about conspiracies before a fixed camera. There was a single camera, a computer with some basic editing software installed, and several monitors which Rog had to position so that he could see himself at all times. The edges of the room were piled with boxes full of crummy styrofoam props.

Rog switched on the few spotlights, then pulled a fat sofa chair into the brightest spot. Megan’s somewhat smaller chair, more patched with duct tape, went to Rog’s left. The old vet was granted the place of honor at Rog’s right hand.

While Rog set up the camera, and pulled his silvery Warhol wig into place, Megan paced nervously in front of the chairs.

"What are we going to do with him, Rog?"

"I was planning a Veteran’s Day special. It’d be good to have that in the bank."

"But…what if someone recognizes him? I know it’s unlikely anyone will ever see this, but…just in case…"

"Never fear." Rog produced several of the essential props he always carried with him. Cat ears and pig snouts, on elastic bands.

To the vet he said, "We’d be honored, honestly, if you would join us. I hope you don’t mind."

He slipped the snout onto the vet’s knife-sharp nose and stood back to admire his handwork. "
Magnifique
!" he said, pronouncing the "g."

Megan laughed behind her hand. Somehow it broke her sense of growing anxiety. They were doing the show; they were really doing it. This was going to be cool.

She took her own pig nose from Rog and put it on; and then the cat ears which she alone wore.

"Solidairnosh!" Rog proclaimed.

"God, Rog…just imagine what Szilliken would say!"

"Of all the people we don’t have to worry about watching the show. Places, everyone!"

Giddy, Megan took her seat. Rog made his last adjustments to camera, computer and wig, then came over and dropped into his overstuffed chair. Megan looked up to see the three of them on the monitor. They were well framed. It would have been nice to have an operator tonight, but these last minute programs never allowed for frills, apart from whatever Rog would add in the editor after the basic show was shot.

"Hello," Rog said, primly folding his hands in his lap, addressing the camera. "And welcome once again to the Rog-House. I’m Rog, and this is my inseparable co-host, Miss Megan, and we would like to welcome a very special guest…direct from Civilian Rehabilitation…please extend a hearty howdy-do to our very own
Sleepy Joe
! Um…Miss Megan? Is that your cell-phone?"

Megan heard the muted chirping coming from out beyond the lights. She jumped out of her seat and grabbed her purse where she’d set it on a bleacher.

Still within the camera’s eye, Rog continued with his duties: "I can’t imagine who would be calling Miss Megan at this critical juncture, but let’s listen in, shall we? Miss Megan, be sure to speak up so we can all enjoy your conversation!"

Megan waved him to silence. "Hello?"

A grim voice squawked at her. "Megan? Where the hell are you? I tried reception and the conference room phone."

"Oh, Mr.—Mr. Szillikin! Uh, we had to go downstairs for some folders…" She turned and faced Rog and made desperate, eye-bulging, throat-cutting, fish-out-of-water gestures at him. Rog went white. Whiter. "…wh-where are you?"

"I’m at home, but I’m heading back to the office. I just realized I left a whole load of horseshit on my desk that I need to get ready for tomorrow. I want you to get it organized for me before I get there…make a copy of everything. Are you taking this down?"

"Just a sec…I need to get a pen…"

Szilliken started unreeling instructions she could barely pretend to follow.

Rog was moaning. "Oh god oh god…"

"Give me…give me an hour and I’ll have everything ready," she promised.

"Make sure Rog helps you. I’ll get there as soon as I can."

"Okay…see you…"

She stuffed the phone in her purse. "We have to get back. Now. Get ready, I’m calling a cab."

Rog hurried about shutting off lights and powering down the computer. Megan waited on hold at the cab dispatch number, and finally got a human on the other end.

"We can have someone to you in forty five minutes," she heard.

"Forty five? But we were just dropped off here ten minutes ago! Can’t we get the same guy back?"

Rog was already pushing the vet out the door. "We’ll flag someone down," he called. "Hurry, Megan!"

"Yeah, hurry," she said, stuffing the phone back into her purse. "As if I need you to tell me that."

Outside, Rog was rushing over the sidewalk like a kid racing a shopping cart down the aisle of a grocery store. "Wait up!" He idled unhappily until she caught up. "Where are you going?" she asked.

She had thought the main street was dark. Rog pointed down an even darker one. "There’s a busy street about three blocks from here…plenty of traffic. We’ll have to cut through here to save time."

"I’m not going in there."

"You want to lose your job?" And he started off without waiting any longer.

She caught her breath and plunged after him. I shouldn’t be afraid, she told herself. There’s no one here. Who would haunt such a derelict district? Bums? You’d have to wait forever for a handout. Even muggers would find victims hard to come by.

Halfway down the block, she slammed into Rog, knocking his scintillant wig right off his head into the dark. He had come to a hard stop. Just ahead, as she strained her eyes trying to penetrate the gloom, she saw a few…shapes. Seated and waiting. Something about them was familiar. Seated figures, men in the dark. They were sitting very still. Then they started to rise.

The chairs. She knew those chairs. Omnichairs.

She couldn’t tell who was making the sound that came next. It seemed to be coming from the figures in front of them and from the old vet, at the same time. It was a low horrible growl that slowly grew louder and more shrill.

"Help!" Rog screamed. "Help us, somebody!"

They’d been ambushed. There would be no rescue. The whining, wailing sound suddenly exploded as Megan and Rog both screamed.

The old vet, at that instant, burst out of his omnichair. He was a blur in the shadows, but a blur of motion. The snarling was his. The others converged on him, drawn together into a solid clot of darkness. Megan’s stomach turned at the sounds of rending, the muffled shrieks and animal noises.

"Rog, come on!" She grabbed him by the hand, already running, past the commotion, down the dark street, toward the promise of traffic noises somewhere ahead. Seconds later, as they reached the first functional streetlight, Rog actually passed her. He was still pushing the chair.

"Get in!" he said.

"No way."

"Megan, it’ll look weird if I’m pushing an empty chair, people will remember. We need to get back without…without drawing attention. Forget about the cab."

"What’s happening back there, Rog?"

"I don’t know and I don’t want to know. Now get in the chair."