A Good Old-Fashioned Future (11 page)

Raf emerged from the bathroom. He’d shaved and had caught his thinning wet hair in a ponytail clip. He wore his jeans; his waistline sagged but there was muscle in his hairy shoulders.

Raf unzipped one of the sports bags. He tunneled into a baggy black T-shirt.

Starlitz logged off.

Raf yawned. “Dramamine never works. Sorry.”

“No problem, Raf.”

Raf gazed around the apartment. The pupils of his dark eyes were two shrunken pinpoints. “Where’s the girl?”

Starlitz shrugged. “Maybe she went out to cop some Chinese.”

Raf found his shades and a packet of Gauloises. Raf might have been Italian. The accent made this seem plausible. “The boot of the car,” he said. “Could you help?”

They hauled a big wrapped tarpaulin from the trunk of the Fiat and into the safehouse. Raf deftly untied the tarp and spread its contents across the chill linoleum of the kitchenette.

Rifles. Pistols. Ammo. Grenades. Plastique. Fuse wire. Detonator. Starlitz examined the arsenal skeptically. The hardware looked rather dated.

Raf deftly reassembled a stripped and greased AK-47. The rifle looked like it had been buried for several years, but buried by someone who knew how to bury weapons
properly. Raf slotted the curved magazine and patted the tarnished wooden butt.

“Ever seen a Pancor Jackhammer?” asked Starlitz. “Modern gas-powered combat shotgun, all-plastic, bullpup design? Does four twelve-gauge rounds a second. The ammo drums double as landmines.”

Raf nodded. “Yes, I do the trade shows. But you know—as a practical matter—you have to
let people know
that you can kill them.”

“Yeah? Why is that?”

“Everyone knows the classic AK silhouette. You show civilians the AK”—Raf brandished the rifle expertly—“they throw themselves on the floor. You bring in your modern plastic auto-shotgun, they think it’s a vacuum cleaner.”

“I take your point.”

Raf lifted a bomb-clustered khaki webbing belt. “See these pineapples? Grenades like these, they have an inferior killing radius, but they truly
look like grenades
. What was your name again, my friend?”

“Starlitz.”

“Starlet, you carry these pineapples on your belt into a bank or a hotel lobby, you will never have to use them. Because people
know
pineapples. Of course, when you
use
grenades, you don’t want to use these silly things. You want these rifle-mounted BG-15s, with the rocket propellant.”

Starlitz examined the scraped and greasy rifle-grenades. The cylindrical explosive tubes looked very much like welding equipment, except for the stenciled military Cyrillic. “Those been kicking around a while?”

“The Basques swear by them. They work a charm against armored limos.”

“Basque. I hear that language is even weirder than Finnish.”

“You carry a gun, Starlet?”

“Not at the mo’.”

“Take one little gun,” said Raf generously. “Take that
Makarov nine-millimeter. Nice combat handgun. Vintage Czech ammo. Very powerful.”

“Maybe later,” Starlitz said. “I might appropriate a key or so of that plastique. If you don’t mind.”

Raf smiled. “Why?”

“It’s really hard finding good Semtex since Havel shut down the factories,” Starlitz said moodily. “I might feel the need ’cause … I got this certain personal problem with video installations.”

“Have a cigarette,” said Raf sympathetically, shaking his pack. “I can see that you need one.”

“Thanks.” Starlitz lit a Gauloise. “Video’s all over the place nowadays. Banks got videos … hotels got videos … groceries … cash machines … cop cars.… Man, I
hate
video. I always hated video. Nowadays, video is really getting on my nerves.”

“It’s panoptic surveillance,” said Raf. “It’s the Spectacle.”

Starlitz blew smoke and grunted.

“We should discuss this matter further,” Raf said intently. “Work in the Struggle requires a solid theoretical grounding. Then you can focus this instinctive proletarian resentment into a coherent revolutionary response.” He began sawing through a wrapped brick of Semtex with a butterknife from the kitchen drawer.

Starlitz ripped the plastique to chunks and stuffed them into his baggy pockets.

The door opened. Aino had returned. She had a companion: a very tall and spectrally pale young Finn with an enormous cotton-candy wad of steely purple hair. He wore a pearl-buttoned cowboy shirt and leather jeans. A large gold ring pierced his nasal septum and hung over his upper lip.

“Who is this?” smiled Raf, swiftly tucking the Makarov into the back of his belt.

“This is Eero,” said Aino. “He programs. For the movement.”

Eero gazed at the floor with a diffident shrug. “Many
people are better hackers than myself.” His eyes widened suddenly. “Oh. Nice guns!”

“This is our safehouse,” said Raf.

Eero nodded. The tip of his tongue stole out and played nervously with the dangling gold ring.

“Eero came quickly so we could get started at once,” Aino said. She looked at the greasy arsenal with mild disdain, the way one might look at a large set of unattractive wedding china. “Now where is the money?”

Starlitz and Raf exchanged glances.

“I think what Raf is trying to say,” said Starlitz gently, “is that traditionally you don’t bring a contact to the safehouse. Safehouses are for storing weapons and sleeping. You meet contacts in open-air situations or public locales. It’s just a standard way of doing business.”

Aino was wounded. “Eero’s okay! We can trust him. Eero’s in my sociology class.”

“I’m sure Eero is fine,” said Raf serenely.

“He brought a cellphone,” Starlitz said, glancing at the holster on Eero’s chrome-studded leather belt. “Cops and spooks can track people’s movements through mobile cellphones.”

“It’s all right,” Raf said gallantly. “Eero is your friend, my dear, so we trust him. Next time we are a bit more careful with our operational technique. Okay?” Raf spread his hands judiciously. “Comrade Eero, since you’re here, take a little something. Have a grenade.”

“Truly?” said Eero, with a self-effacing smile. “Thank you.” He tried stuffing a pineapple, without success, into the tight leather pocket of his jeans.

“Where is the money?” Aino repeated.

Raf shook his head gently. “I’m sure Mister Starlet is not so foolish to bring so much cash to our first meeting.”

“The cash is at a dead drop,” Starlitz said. “That’s a standard method of transferral. That way, if you’re surveilled, the oppo can’t make out your contacts.”

“The tactical teachings of good old Patrice Lumumba
University,” said Raf cheerfully. “You were an alumnus, Starlet?”

“Nope,” said Starlitz. “Never was the Joe College type. But the Russian mob’s chock-full of Lumumba grads.”

“I understand this money transfer tactic,” murmured Eero, swinging the grenade awkwardly at the end of one bony wrist. “It’s like an anonymous remailer at an Internet site. Removing accountability.”

“Is the money in U.S. dollars?” said Aino.

Raf pursed his lips. “We don’t accept any so-called dollars that come from Russia, remember? Too much fresh ink.”

“It’s in yen,” said Starlitz. “Three point two million U.S.”

Raf brightened. “Point two?”

“It was three mill when we finalized the deal, but the yen had another uptick. Consider it a little gift from our Tokyo contacts. Don’t launder it all in one place.”

“That’s good news,” said Aino, with a tender smile.

Starlitz turned to Eero. “Is that enough bread to get you and your friends set up in the Ålands with the networked Suns?”

Eero blinked limpidly. “The workstations have all arrived safely. No more problems in America with computer export restrictions. We could ship American computers straight to Russia if we liked.”

“That’s swell. Any problem getting proper crypto?”

Eero picked at a purple wisp of hair with his free hand. “The Dutch have been most understanding.”

“Any problem leasing the bank building in the Ålands, then?”

“We
bought
the building. With money to spare. It was a cannery, but the Baltic has been driftnetted, so.…” Eero shrugged his bony shoulders. “It has a little Turkish restaurant next door. So the programmers have plenty of pilaf and shashlik. Finn programmers … we like our pilaf.”

“Pilaf!” Raf enthused, all jolliness. “I haven’t had a decent pilaf since Beirut.”

Starlitz narrowed his eyes. “How about your personnel? Any problems there?”

Eero nodded. “We wish we had more people on the start-up, of course. Technical start-ups always want more people. Still, we have enough Finnish hackers to boot and run your banking system. We are mostly very young people, but if those Russian math professors can login from Leningrad—sorry, Petersburg—then we should have no big problems. The Russian math people, they were all unemployed, unfortunately for them, But they are very good programmers, very solid skills. The only problem with our many young hackers from Finland.…” Eero absently switched the grenade from hand to hand. “Well, we are so very excited about the first true Internet money-laundry. We tried very hard not to talk, not to tell anyone what we are doing, but … well, we’re so proud of the work.”

“Tell your mouse-jockeys to sit on the news a while longer,” Starlitz said.

“Really, it’s too late,” Eero told him meekly.

Starlitz frowned. “Well, how many goddamn people have you Finn cowboys let in on this thing, for Christ’s sake?”

“How many people read the alt newsgroups?” Eero said. “I don’t have those figures, but there’s alt.hack,alt.2600,alt.smash.the.state,alt.fan.blacknet.… Many.”

Starlitz ran his hand over his head. “Right,” he said. Like most Internet disasters, the situation was a fait accompli. “Okay, that development has torn it big-time. Aino, you did right to bring this guy here right away. The hell with proper operational protocol. We gotta get that bank up and running as soon as possible.”

“There’s nothing wrong with publicity,” Raf said. “We need publicity to attract business.”

“There’ll be business all right,” Starlitz said. “The Russian mob is already running the biggest money-laundry since the Second World War. The arms and narco crowd
worldwide are banging down the doors. Black electronic cash is a vital component of the emergent global system. The point is—we got a very narrow window of opportunity here. If our little crowd is gonna get anything out of this set-up, we have gotta be there with a functional online money-laundry just when the system really needs one. And just before
everybody else
realizes that.”

“Then publicity is vital,” Raf insisted. “Publicity is our oxygen! With a major development like this one, you must seize and create your own headlines. It’s like Leila Khaled always says: ‘The world has to hear our voice.’ ”

Aino blinked. “Is Leila Khaled still alive?”

“Leila lives!” Raf said. “Wonderful woman, Leila Khaled. She does social work in Damascus with the orphans of the Intifada. Soon she will be in the new Palestinian government.”

“Leila Khaled,” said Aino thoughtfully. “I envy her historical experience so much. There’s something so direct and healthy and physical about hijacking planes.”

Eero couldn’t seem to find a place inside his clothing for the grenade. Finally he placed it daintily on the kitchen counter and regarded it with morose respect.

“Any other questions?” Raf asked Starlitz.

“Yeah, plenty,” Starlitz said. “The Organizatsiya’s got their pet Russian math professors working the technical problems. I figure the Russians can hack the math—Russians do great at that. But black-market online money laundering is a
commercial customer service
operation. Customer service is definitely not a Russian specialty.”

“So?”

“So we can’t hang around waiting for clearance from Moscow mafia muckety-mucks. If this scheme is gonna work, we gotta slam it together and get it online pronto. We need quick results.”

“Then you have the right man,” said Raf briskly. “I always specialize in quick results.” He shook Eero’s hand. “You’ve been very helpful, Eero. It was pleasant to meet you. Enjoy your stay in the islands. We look forward to
further constructive contacts.
Viva la revolución digitale!
Goodbye and good luck.”

“You don’t have the big money for us yet?” Eero said.

“Real soon now,” Starlitz said.

“Could I have some cab fare please?”

Starlitz gave him a 100-mark Jean Sibelius banknote. “Hei hei,” Eero said, with a melancholy smile. He tucked the note into his cowboy shirt pocket and left.

Starlitz saw the hacker to the door, and checked the street as the cadaverous Finn ambled off. He was unsurprised to see Khoklov’s two bodyguards lurking clumsily in a white Hertz rental car, parked up the street. Presumably they were relaying signals from the plethora of covert listening devices that the Russians had installed in Raf’s safehouse.

Eero drifted past the Russian mobsters in a daze of hacker self-absorption. Starlitz found the kid an interesting specimen. In Japan there were plenty of major Goth kids, but the vampire people-in-black contingent had never really crossbred with Japan’s hacker population. Here in Finland, though, there were somber and lugubrious hairsprayed Cure fans pretty much across the social spectrum: car repair guys, hotel staff, pizza delivery, government clerks, the works.

When Starlitz returned, Raf was hunting in the kitchen for coffee. “Aino, let’s review the political situation.”

Aino perched obediently on a birchwood kitchen stool. “The Åland Islands are a chain in the Gulf of Bothnia between Finland and Sweden. They include Åland, Föglö, Kökar, Sottunga, Kumlinge, and Brando.”

“Yeah, right, okay,” Starlitz grunted.

“The largest city is Mariehamm, with ten thousand inhabitants.” She paused. “That’s where the autonomous digital bank will be established.”

“We’re doing great so far.”

“There are twenty-five thousand Åland citizens, mostly farmers and fishery people, but thirty percent are
engaged in the tourist industry. They run small-scale casinos and duty-free shops. The Ålands are a popular day-tripping destination from continental Europe.”