A Little Stranger (10 page)

‘But children are’ – he used the voice for Churchill and very major profits – ‘they are’ – he felt for the words – ‘children are little people, you know.’

The little person within told its similarity to its father and knocked agreement. The large people about me suggested that he was correct, eating the food of the nursery in preparation for another strenuous afternoon of play. There appeared no crack in the smooth crescent of time which had brought them all here from there, childhood.

Chapter 19

‘Then we went then we went we went.’ John was tired and had run out of memory but not the pleasure of its reverberation. He was in bed, clean as a clam. He had told me town tales every day after school and now it was Friday. Each day the stories were the same; it was important not to get a word wrong. If I pretended to fluff the name of some emporium, John was affronted. His hair had been cut, by a woman who had given him a certificate and a lollipop. The old angel had gone and in his place there was a person who knew brand names and how to tip taxi drivers.

Just as I was sending letters to people unknown, I was by now making jokes to absent listeners. I had always done this a bit, but I had begun rather to degenerate.

‘Give money to men who drive cabs because they are poor,’ had been John’s words. I was outraged and, as is the adult trick, I felt I must make some kind of joke before I showed my anger. I hoped to laugh off a loss of innocence. So I released my limping joke. ‘Tip no further, pretty sweeting.’

‘I’m sorry, I don’t think that’s right,’ said Margaret. She waited for me to kiss John goodnight before doing so herself.

‘I’d bow to your superior knowledge,’ I said, continuing my conversation with the absent listener, not actually replying to Margaret at all. ‘After all, you’ve probably read it more recently than I.’ I even put on a prissy donnish voice for my little put-down of the invisible joke-getter. And it is children who are supposed to invent companions.

‘We had such a lark in London. Tell Mummy about the thing the man said in the restaurant, John,’ said Margaret, unusually chatty.

John looked a bit shirty, then, as a child does who has heard an anecdote several times, he said, ‘In a restaurant where the waiters were all done up for a wedding, you’ll never guess what they said. They said that I took after my mummy and they thought Margaret was my mummy because Daddy says so too. And a lady in a shop said, “Hasn’t he got his mummy’s lovely hair?” Margaret says the Queen went out shopping because there was no flag at the Palace. She shops wearing her crown.’

Below his new feathered fringe his eyes were black as molasses. The rest of his face seemed to be stretching and modifying from babyhood to some more vulnerable because less appealing format. His complexion was changing; there were new waterstains of incipient freckle. They were the first marks on him which would endure throughout his life. In my desk I had, in an envelope given me by Margaret, the barley and sugar of his first hair. He was butting his officer-haircut into his pillow and making a cold star of creases about his head.

Were whimsy and dinkiness replacing imagination for my child, or was this merely a necessary taming? If not the Queen shopping, would it be puppets warring and mice in discothèques? And I actively promoted ironing hedgehogs and conversational caterpillars.

In London, John had been bought some of those pyjamas which presage standing up to pee and being shy about cuddling. Twice already since they returned, I had gone into his room at night and found a bed full of hard toys and his thinning behind escaped from blue and white trousers woven in a neat pinstripe. He had not yet learnt how to tie a bow, but insisted on doing up his own pyjama cord.

Margaret and John had visited parts of London in which you must be a child or very rich in order to sustain the consumption. They had eaten costly burgers and had stood for hours in a queue to see the newest work in wax. They had done everything that a middle American with a good job and no idea of Europe would have done.

I was grateful to Margaret for her stamina and her efficiency. She hadn’t managed to fit in any of the small suggestions I had made, and in a way I was pleased, since that left John and me free to investigate, after the birth of the baby, other Londons, before he came at length to the London of his father. I kissed him good Friday night.

Chapter 20

I had eaten, and was preparing for an evening’s television. I have found that it enlivens an evening’s viewing if you regard the people on the screen as potential recipients of a letter. I wasn’t disappointed, though, when Margaret knocked at the door. I knew it was Margaret because she had recently taken up singing. I thought it was occasioned by tact. She did not care to interrupt me. At what she did not care to interrupt me, I did not know. In case of being surprised apparently doing nothing, I had as a child mastered a series of feints with paper and pencils suggestive of thought, industry and endeavour. This to keep off my mother, who, sure enough, went off, though in her case I need not have tried.

Margaret sang like a radio between stations.

‘Come in. How nice.’ My social manner had gone for so long unaired that it appeared without invitation.

‘I’ll sit down on a chair.’ This, as though I customarily showed her to the Iron Maiden. My temper was getting shorter as I neared the birth.

‘Do, yes. Have a nut.’

Before us, on a low table of leveret-brown wood, were nuts of many varieties, each contained in a bowl of minutely differing lotus-shape, depending upon the contour of the hand of the maker. White, and brushed with unarbitrary calligraphic blue four centuries ago, these bowls composed not a millionth of the richness and discrimination which surrounded us all. They contained pecan nuts, macadamia nuts, almonds hickory smoked and almonds dickory smoked, teak-tree beans from the Amazon, pine nuts from Vallombrosa, and Virgilian chestnuts steeped in sugar. Nuts from ‘a’ to ‘p’, fit for a night in the zenana.

But Margaret was on her diet. Of late it had been consistently maintained, and I must say she was looking trim. Always attentive to detail, she had recently, now the weather was softening, taken to shaving her legs twice a day, and to drawing a line of beige crayon around her mouth, before filling in a lightly hyperbolic bow. How did I know about the double shaving?

Bet, busy with the beautification of the baths’ complexions with their especial scented abrasives, had told me, impressed, no doubt, at Margaret’s industrious attention to groomäing. Pregnancy is, as I say, a democratic state. People tell you things.

These warmer spring-time days, Margaret’s shaven armpits were smooth and dimpled-bald as blown dandelion clocks.

Margaret’s room, the pretty uncluttered room from where the farm and the church were visible, was now thoroughly the room of a modern unmarried girl. She even had a pill-tidy. I looked? I saw. Margaret was perfection, but vigilance must be observed. It cannot too often be stressed that vigilance must be observed. The custodian of your children must be as good as she appears. It was only our good fortune that she was. Her room was still heavily scented with that peculiarly sweet perfume. It overlay all other airs in the room. She was good, and she, by now, almost as though we had been for her a sort of health farm, looked good too. Not mouthwatering, but very marriageable. She looked like a thoroughly passable wartime film star, nourishing. Even her ankles were diminished by diet, and, hardly ever unpropped by heels, they had something of the unferal sexiness of a troopship pin-up. Her hair was longer now and worn in a roll or a soft bow.

Her full bosom’s promise was never broken, no matter how deep the ‘V’ of her flowered frock or furling cardigan. Sensibly, she did not patronise a style which could be termed, even remotely, fashionable. She was a classic dresser, the undemanding and eye-easy classic of neo-Georgian, rather than the classic uniforms of my friends, the blue and white beauties. Margaret dressed as though her classical heroes were Berkertex and his legendary protector Aquascutum. Tonight, she was in her kimono, before retiring.

‘They look quite good, don’t they, those nuts? Have a couple,’ I said.

‘I won’t, thank you. There’s many a slip ’twixt cup and lip.’ The phrase seemed loose-fitting. She spoke with care, recommencing as though I had forced her to overshoot some preordained point.

‘There is something I must say.’ I thought of her bad eye. Was it not better, after all?

‘What is it? What can I do? I hope it’s not John?’

‘No. He’s a dear little boy. The image of his daddy. But . . . oh, I don’t like to say.’

‘Margaret, what is it? Are you ill? Anything you want to tell me, do.’

‘I can’t. I feel too bad.’

‘Would you like me to call a doctor? Tell me, Margaret. Nothing is ever so bad once it’s out.’

‘I really don’t feel I should.’

She looked at me. I was stretched out along a sofa, hands atop the baby.

‘Is it something personal? Is it something you’d prefer to discuss with your parents?’ It had crossed my mind she might be having some trouble with her fiancé, and I felt it was not fair I should know before her mother and father, the policeman and the teacher.

‘It is personal. There again it isn’t. I mean it’s all so nice here and you are so kind and busy.’ She named two of my missing characteristics. She sounded like someone writing a thank-you letter for a stay in Toy Town. She looked after children, yet, being an adult, had adult preoccupations. I was worried lest I had been insensitive. Perhaps she had after all wished me to take some initiative towards friendship?

‘Margaret, let me be completely open with you, and perhaps that will help you to say what’s upsetting you. We are all devoted to you. You must know that.’ I was speaking like a greetings card but I did want to reassure her. She was beginning, to the discomposure of her pinned hair and softly powdered face, to cry.

‘Perhaps it’s something you think is awful, Margaret, but I am sure I should not think so.’ I laughed. I almost began to tell her some worries of mine which had shrunk on revelation. I nearly told her of the inelegant bargains struck for square meals, the telephoning at two in the morning, the shoes with thin soles. Not big things, but threads leading to their black caves.

‘It’s so nice here. Really, really nice.’ She spoke with regret, as though she had no choice but to break an anthrax capsule in our attractive home.

‘Yes, I think so too, but that’s not the point, is it? I mean, one tries to make things nice because life is such . . .’ It was fortunate that I stopped. Hell, was the word.

‘I’m afraid I have to tell you something very bad.’

‘Nothing is ever as bad as you fear.’ I sounded like a nanny. I went on. ‘Is someone dying?’

She did not reply.

‘Is someone ill?’

She did not reply.

‘Are you worried about love?’ I had gone too far now, surely? I blurted, to make it less intimate, ‘Or, or, money?’

She winced hard.

‘So it is money. Are you worried?’ This was delicate country, the province of my absent husband.

‘No, of course not. I’m afraid I just don’t think it’s very nice to talk about money.’

‘I’m sorry to be so unhelpful, but what else, if you are sure you are well and your family are well, and your fiancé. And John . . .’ I was by now very worried. For her, of course, but I was desperate for John. I was sure that they had visited some specialist in London. John was dying. The haircut was pre-operative. The garish treats were his last taste of simple fun, such fun as children are due. And I had sneered. I thought of him, sweet and shaken-down now, heavy and light as chestnut flour, the faint bright paper stars on his ceiling.

She began to shake and weep.

‘Jesus,’ I said, ‘Is it the child? Is it John?’ I did not stand, for fear of upsetting her. My voice was under a control which tightened all my chest and its foolish milky weight.

‘Not as such,’ she said, mildly. Perhaps she knew to talk calmly to deranged people.

I was trying so hard not to be cross. ‘What as such, then?’

‘It’s something . . . just something . . . you ought to know.’

Somewhere in the room my breathing settled. She was going to tell me that my husband saw tarts. Poor silly girl.

‘If it is anything personal, I ought not,’ I said, furious instantly at having shown her there could be anything.

‘No, no, nothing like that.’ She even smiled.

‘What then? What, Margaret?’

‘Bet and Edie . . .’

What could it be? Did they read her letters? Borrow her clothes? Eat her Diuretic Rhubarb Aero?

‘Bet and Edie came into my room.’

‘And?’

She looked surprised that I should ask for worse than the fact of entry.

‘And what did they do there?’ Shred her garments, put razors in the scales, pump the toothpaste tube with glue?

‘They cleaned it. But I clean it for myself.’

‘I think they must have wanted you to come back, to come home to, a nice clean room.’ We were back in Toy Town.

‘But I don’t like the hint I don’t keep it nice myself,’ she wailed.

And that was that. Time of the month, I reflected, having missed nine such times.

I was rinsed with anger at myself for having at once assumed her own preoccupations identical with mine.