A Start in Life (16 page)

‘I like a man of decision and character,' I said, in a sarcastic way which finally annoyed him.

‘You're getting a bit too bloody familiar. If you want to eat alone, you can. If you want to drive on your own, you can do that as well, but you'll end up walking to London with that wreck on your back.' He laughed so loud at this that the girl behind the counter asked him what he wanted. He rattled off a poem to the empty stomach: ‘Tomato soup, my lovely, then liver, sausages, onions and mashed spuds. Then steamed pudding and custard, a couple of them jam tarts, a mug of tea, four slices of bread and butter, twenty fags and a knife, fork, and spoon.'

‘Steady on,' I said, ‘I'll be bankrupt.' He didn't hear me.

‘Is that all then?' the girl asked.

‘Except for a bit of you,' he said, jutting his scruffy, but confident face over the counter. She blushed at this, stepped back and smiled: ‘Cheeky devil! I'll call you when it's ready.' She turned to me: ‘What about you, then?'

‘Beans on toast and a mug of tea.'

‘You won't carry that car far on that!' Bill laughed.

‘You're getting a bit too bloody familiar as well,' I snapped, paying out the best part of a quid on his monumental scoff. ‘Nothing's gone right since I picked you up.'

We walked to a table and sat down in silence. A slim, dark-haired woman of about twenty-five was at the other end of it. The fact that she looked bored with her solitude made her more fascinating than she might have been if seated in a convivial atmosphere such as the midst of a gay family gathering. But in any case I was halfway struck by her as she smoked a tipped cigarette over the remains of an apple pie – while I waited for sufficient wit and perhaps courage before opening my mouth to say something. I knew I had to speak before the food came, because it would be bad manners to talk on a full mouth.

Bill Straw must have had similar ideas, for he opened with: ‘Will you pass the sauce, duck? I must have a lick of something or I shall die. That dinner I ordered's taking ages.' She slid the half-filled bottle along, smiling at his common and slimy wit. He took the newspaper out of my pocket and offered it to her: ‘Like to read this while you're waiting?'

‘No,' she said. ‘Thank you.'

‘I don't blame you,' he said, drinking the sauce to the bottom. ‘It's full of lies. Do you want a lift to London, with me?'

I hoped she'd get up and kick him in the shins, but she didn't: ‘I am going that way,' she said with what could only have been a smile of gratitude. ‘Is it in a lorry?'

‘Car. We've come from Grantham. I don't know why the mean bleeders don't put sugar on the table. I could have a dip if they did. That sauce just set me going.' When the waitress arrived she set each plate before him so that most of the table was covered. ‘Will you join me?' he offered. I might have said the same, but what can you do with beans on toast?

‘I've eaten already.'

‘Sure?'

‘Of course. I set out from Leeds, and so far I've made good time.'

‘Well,' he said, ladling the soup into his lantern-chops, ‘we'll get you there in a couple of hours, more or less, if we all get out and push. My name's Bill Straw. What's yours?'

‘June. Do you live in London?'

He didn't answer till the soup was gone, then stabbed his finger towards me. ‘He does, I don't.' The further he got into his meal, the more clipped his answers were, though he still left space between his lips for questions to get out: ‘Are your parents alive?'

Her eyebrows wrinkled with surprise. ‘What do you want to know for?'

‘Just wondered, love.' It was hard to say whether he was the greatest card of them all, or just plain stupid. He took life too easy for a wise man, it seemed to me, and that might be dangerous if we got too close, so I thought it would be best to avoid him when our mutual journey was over. ‘You live in London?' he asked her.

‘When I can.'

‘That's a funny answer' – onions streaming out of his mouth.

‘It's expensive. Makes it hard. But I like it there. Life's interesting.'

‘Doing what?'

‘Hey,' she cried, ‘who are you, anyway? You're so genuine you act like a plain-clothes man.' It was something I'd never have thought about.

‘That's a lark, for somebody like me. The best joke I've heard in ten years. I just wanted to know what you did.'

‘I work,' she said. ‘What's your sweat, then?'

‘Painter and decorator. I'm fed up with Notts, so I'm going down south. Left my wife and kids in Mansfield yesterday. Spent last night with my girlfriend in Nottingham and now I'm off to fresh fields and pastures new. Where will I be tonight then, eh?' he ended with a leer. She said nothing to this, as if to show that he had gone too far. He accepted it, but only because he could then devote complete attention to his meal, which he gobbled so that anyone would have thought he'd fallen in love with that now, in his flippant, one-sided way.

I don't know what sort of car she imagined we had, but when she saw it she didn't show too much interest at getting in. Bill said he'd better fill the radiator now, which would save us doing it during the next three miles. Still, she put her small valise in the back, and got in when I held the front seat forward. ‘It don't look up to much,' said Bill, ‘but it pulls itself along all right. Slow but sure.'

I turned on the ignition. ‘Let's go.' Nothing happened, so Bill leapt out and flung the bonnet up, taking a piece of rag from his pocket to dry the contacts, which he thought might have got wet from the water he'd splashed too freely when filling the radiator.

June drew her coat around her in the back as if sitting in a refrigerator. ‘Shall we give it a push? The road slopes a bit here.'

Bill's trick worked, and the engine coughed into life. ‘Push the choke in as soon as we get going,' he said, ‘or it might stall.'

‘Whose car is it?' she asked, when we were trundling along at a fair forty.

‘Mine,' I said, before Bill could put his false spoke in. ‘Or my brother's, I should say. He lent it to me to go to London for a holiday. I work for an estate agent in Nottingham, and I've been so bored the last few weeks that I thought I needed a break.' Every hundred yards a noise went out of the exhaust pipe as sharp as a pistol shot, shattering the nerves of any car or lorry driver who happened to be nearby.

‘The engine's bunged up,' said Bill. ‘It sounds as though we're armed to the teeth. Anyway, you can tell me your life story now. I've told mine.'

‘I can't talk while I'm driving. It puts me off.'

‘That's a bloody fine get out, ain't it? I was looking forward to it.'

‘Some other time. What about June?'

She said nothing. Bill, who had managed to forget her existence for a few minutes, passed her a lighted cigarette: ‘All for one, and one for all. It's sheer communism in this car, ain't it, Michael?'

‘Seems like it,' I said. ‘What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours, but I'm the only one that's got something.'

‘Don't be like that. You'd be back there in the mud, trying to start this box if it weren't for me. We all earn our keep. Eh, duck?' he called significantly to June.

She stirred. ‘Oh, well, I suppose I'd better tell you all about myself, if that's the way it is.'

‘If that's the way you want to pay,' he said in a mocking and disappointed tone. ‘But no lies, you know. This is a game of truth. The pot on the bloody fire, love.'

‘I never lie,' she said. ‘I don't see any point in it, especially in front of strangers.'

‘I thought we were friends?' said Bill.

‘You can take your choice,' she laughed.

‘All right, as long as the miles roll by under this fusillade of shots. I'll have to interrupt you now and again to tank up that thirsty radiator. You're a real sport,' he went on, licking his chops, inside as it were, ‘to join in our fun and games.'

‘You think so?' she said, in such a tone that I knew she wasn't joining in anything at all, though only time would prove whether Bill or I was right. There was a strong whiff of petrol in the car, but the others didn't say anything, so I decided to go until they did. Not that I doubted my nose, but I just didn't see how it could be dangerous. In any case, I had always found the smell of petrol rather agreeable to the senses whenever I was beginning to be just a little bit tired.

‘I had a perfect childhood,' June began. ‘You see, when my parents got married they wanted a girl, and I was a girl. Even they couldn't mistake that. They were as happy as they could be that things had begun so well. At the time I didn't realize this, and though they told me as, soon as they thought I was able to understand, it wasn't till I was sixteen and began to have a mind of my own that I realized what a responsibility had been put on to my shoulders, especially since, after having me, my mother wasn't able to produce any more. What had kicked off for them as a blessing ended up for me as a curse.

‘I was a girl, and therefore they indulged me in everything that had to do with girlishness – though you've got to remember I'm talking from hindsight and not so much from what I felt at the time. I was up to my neck – unwillingly – in dolls' houses, dolls, ballet clothes, sewing machines, and embroidery sets. Whatever I wanted, I had, providing it was just just the thing for a little girl, the girl of their dreams. They weren't very well-off, mind you. My father was a booking clerk at the railway station, but in providing so well for me they acted as if they were thanking God for having sent me in the first place. It was an act of worship. God's altar was little me.

‘I suppose somebody should have told my mother that children were born from my father's penis that in a moment of dark confusion got mixed up in her womb – and not in heaven. But they didn't, and my ideal life went on for a few years more. My hair grew in dark ringlets down my back, and in looks I seemed to satisfy them as well, though they found me a bit quiet, which they put down to intelligence, and the much hoped-for fact that still waters run deep. But I only remember feeling sly and miserable, because though children can't tell you what they feel they certainly know enough about what they feel to be able to remember it when they're grown up. Being the apple of their eye they didn't let me play with other girls on the street, thinking they were too rough for me and that they might initiate me into games of doctors and nurses, so I was reduced to dismembering my dolls with a kitchen knife when my mother's back was turned, or cutting their hair with scissors as if they'd been found in some sort of unmentionable collaboration with a dirty hooligan down the street, or I'd make a hole between their legs and stick spent matches there. In actual fact, my mother was bored with looking after me, after she had lost her enthusiasm for petting and spoiling, so she was only too glad to see that I was pensively playing on my own for an hour. When my father came home he would slobber all over me for half a minute, then rush out to his railwayman's club to play darts.

‘A few years went by before my mother realized that it would be impossible for her to have another child, and then a year or two more passed before they began to regret that they hadn't had the sense to wish for a son first, since now it was too late to have one. They seemed to think, then, that their wish for a girl – me – had been the prime cause of the first child being a girl, and because of this their attitude began to change. I was at school, so at least I had another form of life to cushion the shock of it. But still, it was hard. I'm not blaming my patents, because I think those who blame parents for things they think were done against them as children are being a bit unrealistic. All you can do is state the case. Maybe I'm only saying this because I've got a seven-year-old daughter now.

‘Anyway, whereas before they loaded me with all the feminine things at a time when I wanted to know something about what boys had to do with the world, they now took everything like that away and brought me guns, Meccano outfits, chemistry sets. This might not ordinarily have been much of a shock to me, but the fact was that I'd actually been so weighed down with little-girl things from birth that I'd long since given in and grown to like it. I was a little girl, and that was that. My father would now teach me how to shoot a pop-gun. Once, he came proudly home from the club with a great parcel in his arms, which turned out to be an electric train set he'd won in a raffle. He set it up for me, and played with it for more than an hour while his supper got cold, and I sat boggle-eyed and not understanding a thing.

‘My parents were so selfish and gentle that they were totally ignorant. But when my father tried to dress me up in a cowboy suit, my mother drew the line, and at last got a glimmer of what confusion was being spread in me. So she went out next day and came home with the largest doll I had ever seen. I was eight, and didn't like dolls all that much, anyway, as I'd often said, and when I pushed it aside in disgust so that it fell off the table and cracked its skull, she was so chagrined that she smacked my face for the first time in my life. All I could do was go back into my corner, and indulge in the age-old consolation of playing with myself, which I did, for at least by doing that I could see I was definitely and for ever a girl.

‘Though my parents may not have realized it, I already knew about the facts of life, because at school we talked on this topic continually. In fact I remember feeling that because my knowledge was so much more recent than any similar knowledge my parents could have had, mine was so much more accurate, while theirs must be right out of date. The fact that my nose was always up in the air because of this made them lose hope of their little girl ever growing up into a beautiful-dutiful daughter. From time to time they tried by an act of kindness to do something about it, but one or other of them usually ended up by cuffing me or pushing me aside in a despair that I knew wasn't genuine.