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Authors: Thea Nishimori

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A Tale of Two Trucks

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Chapter 1

 

 

I
T
was Ford Truck Month, as Mike Rowe announced daily on the TV, and since my ancient van was on its last legs, I was truck shopping. As an interior designer, I need something that can carry large pieces of furniture and is, first and foremost, dependable. I’d heard a lot of good things about the Ford Super Duty series from some of the contractors I worked with, so here I was. The dealer’s lot was hardly as crowded as the commercials showed, though, which wasn’t surprising in this recession.

Thankfully, I’d been getting a lot of work from people who had older homes and wanted to update them rather than buy new, since there was no way their old ones would sell for what they were worth. The increase in my bank account balance meant that—for the first time ever—I was going to buy a brand-new vehicle. My steady business success almost made up for the rest of my sucky life, and right now I was on a shopping high. Nothing could get me down!

I had just walked around a nice green truck when another one, in a beautiful dark blue, caught my eye. Instantly, I could see myself driving it, with armoires and sofas and rolled-up rugs tied down in the back. The blue was a pearl-mica midnight that glimmered as though a million tiny stars lived in its velvety depths. It was love at first sight! I was drawn to it like a magnet to a lodestone, oblivious to anything else for the moment.

Perhaps that was why I didn’t see the massive guy who stepped out from between My Truck and the one next to it in time to avoid the collision. In my defense, he
was
moving rather quickly when I ran into his arm—nose-first—and bounced back onto the ground with an undignified yelp. It was probably a good thing I hollered, though, or he might not have noticed me and squashed me underfoot like a bug.

“You all right?” he asked as he peered down into my face.

“I… I’ll live,” I gasped, scrambling to get up. A large hand grabbed my arm and another one roughly hauled me up onto my feet by the back of my sweater, leaving me slightly disoriented. I brushed off all five foot four of me to regain my composure.

“Hey, don’t I know you?” he said, squinting as though he were nearsighted. For the briefest fraction of a second, I wondered if he were hitting on me, but of course Reality kicked me in the butt before I had a chance to seriously entertain the idea. No such luck, of course—the guy was wearing a wedding band. I could see it as he scratched his chin with a contemplative frown.

“Um….” He
did
look familiar. Big arms, denoting a life of manual labor, and naturally tanned skin under a plaid flannel shirt. “Are you a contractor?” I guessed. Elementary, my dear Watson.

“Yeah! I’ve been working up on Myer Hill for Fred Thornton, at that new subdivision.”

“Oh, Fred! Yeah, I’ve done a couple of his houses this summer.”

“Oh, right, you’re the interior decorator!” he said, snapping his fingers as he remembered.

“Designer. Mike Stevenson,” I corrected him mildly, offering my right hand. He took it in his big, meaty one and gave it a firm shake.

“Joe Adams. I do carpentry and some plumbing.”

“Well, nice to run into you—literally.” I smiled, trying to ignore my still-stinging butt and bruised dignity.

“Yeah! So… buying a truck, huh?”

Okay, maybe that wasn’t the brightest comment, seeing as how we were both at a truck dealership, but neither was my response.

“Yeah. You too?”

“Yeah. My lease is almost up.”

“Oh, you lease? How do you like that?”

We talked for a few minutes on the pros and cons of leasing, even though I had my heart already set on buying. At least it gave me the chance to get a good look at him. He was a couple of years older than me (I guessed about forty or so) with a grown-out buzz cut, which he obviously didn’t fuss over. He was wearing a flannel shirt over a plain T-shirt, and I could see a small tear in the fabric as well as a couple of stains. I wondered if his wife had given up on mending his clothes because there would be a new tear or stain in it the very next day, anyway.

My neck started to ache as we talked because I had to look up at him—he had to be six foot six if he was an inch. Built like a football player too. I was lucky I hadn’t broken any bones when I’d run into him!

“So, what options you looking for?” he asked, gesturing vaguely at the nearest row of trucks.


That
one!” I declared, pointing to the midnight-blue truck. “I don’t know anything about cars or trucks, or options for that matter, but I like
that
one!”

He laughed heartily, and I swear the sound shook the ground around us.

“It’s a nice-lookin’ one, but does it have everything you need?”

“Good question,” I admitted, going over to inspect it more closely. “It has running boards—that’s a necessity—and it has Sync! Cool!”

About that time a salesman came out to our corner of the lot, an ingratiating grin plastered on his face.

“Can I help you gentlemen?”

“Yeah—what all options does this one come with?” Joe asked, and I was grateful he was taking charge of this discussion. It turned out the truck I had fallen for (literally) was an F-250 XL with a V-8 engine, 4-wheel drive, 8-foot bed with sprayed-on liner, and audio controls built right into the steering wheel. There was a tailgate step too—a little foldaway step to help you get in and out of the truck bed—that would be extremely handy for me. The price was a bit staggering, but once the salesman broke it down into the down payment and monthly payments, I knew I could handle it.

“Would you like to take it for a test drive?” the guy asked me.

“Yeah!” I said, barely restraining myself from jumping up and down in my excitement to get behind the wheel of this beauty.

While the salesman went to grab the key, Joe grinned amiably and asked, “Mind if I ride along? I’m thinking of gettin’ one of these too.”

“Of course! I mean, of course I don’t mind,” I clarified. Then a thought occurred to me. “Were you looking at this one?” I asked in some panic.

“Sorta, but I wanna get a stripped-down one. I don’t need all the fancy bells ’n’ whistles,” he said, much to my relief.

“Oh, good! ’Cuz I’d sure hate to have to arm-wrestle you for it,” I confessed, eliciting another one of his earth-shaking guffaws which, while somewhat intimidating, still had the effect of making
me
feel jolly too.

I took it out for a spin on the highway and then pulled into a carpool lot to switch places with Joe. He pointed out different things about the engine as he drove it back, most of which went flying over my head, but it confirmed my first impression of him—that is, he was a regular guy, definitely hetero (more’s the pity), and a nice, easygoing guy to boot.
Just the sort of man I need
, I thought to myself with a silent sigh, but of course I always fell for the impossible ones. The one time I thought I’d succeeded in getting a good man, it turned out I’d been duped. But anyway, I tried not to think about the negative stuff and allowed myself to float on the natural high of shopping.

When we got back to the lot and Joe asked the salesman if he had a more bare-bones version of the same truck, the guy could hardly hide his disappointment, but when I told him that
I
definitely wanted
this
one, and he realized we were
each
buying a truck, he was on cloud nine right next to me. I also realized, a bit belatedly, that the salesman had thought the two of us were “together.” The fact that he could’ve seen us as a “couple” tickled me pink! Although I tried very hard not to let it show, for Joe’s sake, since he was rather mortified to be mistaken for a gay guy—even though
he
tried hard not to let it show, either.

We parted with a friendly “See you ’round,” which was probably true, since I’d worked on Fred Thornton’s new-build houses on more than one occasion and the old guy seemed to like my style of interior design. After filling out what seemed like an endless mountain of paperwork, the salesman finally gave me the key, and I drove my new truck off the lot, grinning like a fool.

Chapter 2

 

 

T
HERE
were only three gay bars in town, and I was determined to never,
ever
set foot in one of them again—even if terrorists attacked the nation with biological warfare, leaving it the only place to get safe drinking water. So, when I actually had the time to kick back and relax, I went to one of the other two: Going Out or Close to the Bone. Going Out usually had live jazz and easy listening bands on the weekends, whereas Close to the Bone was a fast-paced mixture of house, techno, and trance. Lately I’d been leaning more toward jazz.

I was quietly sipping my strawberry daiquiri at a table toward the back one night, exhausted from scraping wallpaper off of the walls of a dining room at a remodeling project. You heard me right,
scraping
, because the stupid stuff was so old that it wouldn’t peel off like it was supposed to, even with an industrial-strength steamer! I had no idea what sort of glue they’d used, but the ugly floral pattern was bound and determined to stay on the wall even though I’d ripped it to shreds, so every last inch of it had to be scraped off with a putty knife. My arms and shoulders were sore, threatening to get stiff by the next morning. My assistant, Rick, had also been groaning by the time we’d left the house, hoping that Missy (his wife) would rub his neck for him. I, alas, had no such partner from whom I could beg a back rub.

I was so tired, I hadn’t even noticed a guy sauntering up to my table.

“Hey,” he said to get my attention. It worked, but was definitely
not
the wittiest opening line in the history of pick-ups. “Can I sit here?” he asked, but before he’d gotten all the words out of his mouth, he’d slumped into the booth with me.

“Apparently,” I replied, somewhat irritated at his misuse of “can” for “may,” but so many people don’t know the difference anymore that I scarcely had the right to be indignant.

“I seen you around lately,” he went on, sliding closer to me. A whiff of his breath nearly knocked me over. “You don’t go home with nobody, do you? All by your lonesome?”

“Your talent for observation is astounding,” I said, my sarcasm so understated that he completely missed it.

“You wanna come back to my place?” he asked, which—while coming straight to the point with an admirable economy of time and effort—was hardly about to win him any awards in the art of seduction.

“I’m sorry, I’m very tired,” I answered, not wanting to sink to his level by being blunt or impolite. “I had a very hard day at work and just want to crash once I’ve finished my drink.”

“Aww, poor baby,” he crooned, brazenly putting his arm around my very sore, already-beginning-to-get-stiff shoulders. “I’ll help you forget all about it!”

For a nanosecond I wondered if it might be worth it, just to avoid going home to my empty house, but at that moment the guy burped without even
attempting
to hide it.

“No, thank you,” I said, politely but firmly. “I really just want to slee—”

I couldn’t finish my sentence because he startled me by putting his other hand on my thigh.

“I know you’re tired, baby,” he said, leaning in even closer as I tried to scooch away from him on the vinyl seat. “You don’t have to do a thing. I’ll take care of everything, baby….”

Right, so he just wanted a warm body to fuck! I pushed his hand away as I said, somewhat louder this time, “I’m sorry, but
no.
I’m not interested!”

“Aww, that’s what they all say,” he persisted, and—despite my best efforts—his hand made its way up to my crotch and grabbed my family jewels through my jeans! “You know you wanna piece of me.”

When he squeezed my privates and tried to kiss me, I lost it.

“Let go of me, you slimeball! ‘No’ means ‘no’! And I am
not
your ‘baby’!”

I shoved him and was still so infuriated that I splashed what was left of my drink into his face. He gasped in surprise, giving me the chance to extricate myself from him, but as I stomped out of the bar, I suddenly realized that things had gotten very quiet. Just my luck—the band must have come to the end of their set.

“Stupid, crazy
bitch
!” the guy shouted after me. “They told me to stay away from you! You’re a fuckin’ crazy
bitch
and a lousy piece of
shit
!”

With a sinking feeling, I realized I’d just been mortally embarrassed in one of the two remaining gay bars in town, leaving my options very limited indeed.

 

 

M
UCH
as I would like to forget and bury the past, it keeps coming back to haunt me, so I suppose I should explain why I am now known in the gay community at large as a “crazy bitch” and why I have vowed to never darken the doorstep of at least one of the few hangouts for people of my orientation.

It all started out when Gramma died, eight years ago already. She’d raised me in place of my loser mother and was all the family I’d ever had, so I just couldn’t break her heart by coming out and telling her that I was gay and would never sire any great-grandchildren for her. I’d been in a daze after she’d passed, throwing myself into work, and when I didn’t have enough work to keep me occupied, I remodeled my own house—the one she’d left to me. It took me almost ten months after she was gone to realize that I was free to come out now and go (very nervously) to one of the three gay establishments, Cocktales.

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