Access Denied (and other eighth grade error messages)
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Authors: Denise Vega
Tags: #JUV039060
Copyright © 2009 by Denise Vega
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ISBN: 978-0-316-05251-1
Contents
CHAPTER 1: PARENTAL MISGUIDANCE SUGGESTED
CHAPTER 9: LIFE OF THE UNPARTY
CHAPTER 14: COMMUNICATION CONFUSIFICATION
CHAPTER 15: THE MAKE-OUT SHUFFLE
CHAPTER 16: THANK YOU FOR NOT SMOKING
CHAPTER 21: RELATION SHIPWRECKED
CHAPTER 22: WORD FROM THE WISE
CHAPTER 23: BIG DRAMA IN LITTLE ERINVILLE
CHAPTER 26: BEYOND HOT TAMALES
CHAPTER 32: INTERPERSONAL INTRIGUE
CHAPTER 35: ERIN’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
CHAPTER 36: SLOPELESS IN DENVER
CHAPTER 38: CODE RED, CHERRY RED
CHAPTER 41: OPERATION ERIN P. MASSEY
CHAPTER 47: UNDERCURRENTS AND OVERFLOWS
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[to find out how i survived seventh grade]
To my niece, Jordan Rae Applehans, who shared not only her eighth grade experiences with me, but also her wisdom. Keep doing
great things, J!
This is the new and improved, totally secret & private home page of ERIN PENELOPE SWIFT. Thanks 2 computer camp, I added way
cool stuff like video & podcasts. I’m using more “lingo” now that I can finally IM and I know more of that stuff. I rock.
HOT—
—METER
#1 Mark Sacks
—the hair, the butt in shorts—need I say more?
Other cute guys will go here as I spot them…
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME
I am totally over the Year of Humiliating Events (YOHE), aka seventh grade, when this personal, private, noone-will-see-but-me
blog was blasted over the school Intranet (that would be Molly Brown Middle School, aka MBMS) & every1 hated me 4 awhile.
Jillian Gail Hennessey—aka Jilly—was my BFF… then wasn’t cuz of YOHE… now is again—goes out w/ Bus Boy (Jon Lanner). I call
him Bus Boy cuz he 1st noticed her on the bus last year. Now he’s at Wash Hi w/ Chris, my big bro. Jilly & I were not on the
same track at MBMS last year but they switch it around every year so maybe this year we’ll be 2gether.
Mark, Rosie, Carla & Tyler r also buds… went 2 computer camp w/ all except Carla, who isn’t really into computers the way
we r… Carla was my locker partner last year & is hanging out w/ us more… I had crush on Tyler during camp… he liked Rosie…
Rosie liked some guy from another school… we’re done w/ all that now.
I used 2 have a major crush on Mark but no1 knew until the BN (Blog Nightmare)… then he liked Jilly… then didn’t… we actually
had a lame kiss & decided friends better—he started going out w/ Kara Simmons in July.
Serena Worthington has always been mean 2 me but last year we came 2 a truce. We’re not
friend
friends but she did come 2 my bday party & we can @ least talk & joke around a little now. I deleted the SW Hate-o-Rama/Dislike-o-Rama
page cuz of that & also cuz she doesn’t need 2 be taking up space on my website (except 4 here where I explain—2 WHO???—why
her page is history).
THINGS THAT BOTHER ME
My parents seem 2 be on my case more l8ly.
I can’t seem 2 talk 2 my mom like I used 2.
THINGS THAT JUST ARE