Read All's Well That Ends Well Online
Authors: William Shakespeare
Bertram gives Lafew a ring
By my old beard,
And every hair that's on't, Helen, that's dead,
Was a sweet creature: such a ring as this,
The
last
that e'er I
took her leave
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at court,
I saw upon her finger.
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
Hers it was not.
Lafew gives it to him
KING
â
â
â
â
Now, pray you let me see it. For mine eye,
While I was speaking, oft was fastened to't.
This ring was mine, and when I gave it Helen,
I
bade
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her, if her fortunes ever stood
Necessitied to
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help, that by this token
I would relieve her. Had you that craft, to
reave
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her
Of what should
stead
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her most?
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
My gracious sovereign,
Howe'er it pleases you to take it so,
The ring was never hers.
COUNTESS
â
â
â
â
Son, on my life,
I have seen her wear it, and she
reckoned
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it
LAFEW
â
â
â
â
I am sure I saw her wear it.
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
You are deceived, my lord. She never saw it.
In Florence was it from a
casement
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thrown me,
Wrapped in a paper, which contained the name
Of her that threw it. Noble she was, and thought
I stood
engaged
, but when I had
subscribed
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To mine own fortune and informed her fully
I could not
answer in that course of honour
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As she had made the overture, she ceased
In
heavy satisfaction
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and would never
Receive the ring again.
KING
â
â
â
â
Plutus
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himself,
That knows the
tinct
and
multiplying med'cine
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,
Hath not in nature's mystery more
science
119
Than I have in this ring. 'Twas mine, 'twas Helen's,
Whoever gave it you. Then, if you know
That you are well acquainted with yourself,
Confess 'twas hers, and by what rough enforcement
You got it from her. She called the saints
to surety
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That she would never put it from her finger,
Unless she gave it to yourself in bed,
Where you have never come, or sent it us
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
She never saw it.
KING
â
â
â
â
Thou speak'st it falsely, as I love mine honour,
And mak'st
conjectural
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fears to come into me
Which I would
fain
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shut out. If it should prove
That thou art so inhuman â 'twill not prove so â
And yet I know not. Thou didst hate her deadly,
And she is dead, which nothing but to close
Her eyes myself could win me to believe,
ââ
Puts ring on his own finger
ââ
More than to see this ring. Take him away.
My
fore-past
proofs, howe'er the matter
fall
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,
Shall tax my fears of little vanity
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,
Having
vainly
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feared too little. Away with him.
We'll
sift
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this matter further.
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
If you shall prove
This ring was ever hers, you shall as easy
Prove that I husbanded her bed in Florence,
Where yet she never was.
[
Exit, guarded
]
Enter a
Gentleman
[
the Astringer
]
KING
â
â
â
â
I am wrapped in dismal thinkings.
GENTLEMAN
â
â
â
â
Gracious sovereign,
Whether I have been to blame or no, I know not:
Here's a petition from a Florentine,
Who hath
for
four or five
removes
come
short
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To
tender
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it herself. I undertook it,
Vanquished
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thereto by the fair grace and speech
Of the poor suppliant, who by
this
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I know
Is here attending. Her business
looks
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in her
With an
importing visage
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, and she told me,
In a sweet verbal
brief
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, it did concern
Your highness with herself.
KING
[
Reads a
]
letter
âUpon his many protestations to marry me when his wife
was dead, I blush to say it, he won me. Now is the Count
Rossillion a widower. His vows are forfeited to me, and my
honour's paid
to him. He stole from Florence,
taking no
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leave, and I follow him to his country for justice. Grant it me,
O king! In you it best lies, otherwise a seducer flourishes and
a poor maid is undone. Diana Capilet.'
LAFEW
â
â
â
â
I will buy me a son-in-law
in
a
fair
, and
toll for this.
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I'll none of him.
KING
â
â
â
â
The heavens have thought well on thee, Lafew,
To bring forth this discov'ry. Seek these
suitors.
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Go speedily and bring again the count.
Enter Bertram
[
guarded
]
I am
afeard
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the life of Helen, lady,
COUNTESS
â
â
â
â
Now, justice on the doers!
KING
â
â
â
â
I wonder, sir,
sith
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wives are monsters to you,
And
that
you
fly them as you swear them lordship
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,
Yet you desire to marry.â What woman's that?
Enter Widow
[
and
]
Diana
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I am, my lord, a wretched Florentine,
Derivèd
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from the ancient Capilet.
My suit, as I do understand, you know,
And therefore know how far I may be pitied.
WIDOW
â
â
â
â
I am her mother, sir, whose age and honour
Both suffer under this complaint we bring,
And
both shall cease
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, without your remedy.
KING
â
â
â
â
Come hither, count. Do you know these women?
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
My lord, I neither can nor will deny
But that I know them. Do they charge me further?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Why do you look so
strange
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upon your wife?
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
She's none of mine, my lord.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
If you shall marry,
You give away
this hand
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, and that is mine,
You give away heaven's vows, and those are mine,
You give away myself, which is known mine,
For I by vow am so
embodied yours
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,
That she which marries you must marry me,
Either both or none.
To Bertram
LAFEW
â
â
â
â
Your reputation comes too short for my
daughter. You are no husband for her.
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
My lord, this is a
fond
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and desp'rate creature,
Whom sometime I have laughed with. Let your highness
Lay a more noble thought upon mine honour
Than for to think that I would sink it here.
KING
â
â
â
â
Sir, for my thoughts,
you have them ill to friend
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Till your deeds
gain them
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: fairer prove your honour
Than in my thought it lies.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Good my lord,
Ask him upon his oath, if he does think
He had not my virginity.
KING
â
â
â
â
What say'st thou to her?
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
She's
impudent
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, my lord,
And was a common
gamester
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to the camp.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
He does me wrong, my lord. If I were so,
He might have bought me at a common price.
Do not believe him. O, behold this ring,
Shows a ring
Whose high respect and rich
validity
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Did lack a
parallel.
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Yet for all that
He gave it to a
commoner
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o'th'camp,
If I be one.
COUNTESS
â
â
â
â
He blushes, and
'tis hit.
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Of
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six preceding ancestors, that gem,
Conferred by
testament
to
th'sequent issue
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,
Hath it been
owed
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and worn. This is his wife,
That ring's a thousand proofs.
KING
â
â
â
â
Methought you said
You saw one here in court could witness it.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I did, my lord, but loath am to produce
So bad an
instrument
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: his name's Parolles.
LAFEW
â
â
â
â
I saw the man today, if man he be.
KING
â
â
â
â
Find him, and bring him hither.
[
Exit an Attendant
]
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
What of him?
He's
quoted for
a most
perfidious
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slave
With
all the
spots
o'th'world
taxed
and
deboshed
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,
Whose nature sickens
but
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to speak a truth.
Am I
or that or this for
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what he'll utter,
That will speak anything?
KING
â
â
â
â
She hath that ring of yours.
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
I think she has; certain it is I liked her,
And
boarded
her i'th'
wanton
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way of youth.
She
knew her distance
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and did angle for me,
Madding
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my eagerness with her restraint,
As all impediments in
fancy's
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course
Are motives of more fancy. And in fine,
Her
insuite
cunning, with her
modern
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grace,
Subdued me
to her
rate
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: she got the ring,
And I had that which any inferior might
At market-price have bought.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I must be patient.
You, that have
turned
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off a first so noble wife,
May justly
diet
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me. I pray you yet â
Since you lack virtue, I will lose a husband â
Send for your ring, I will return it home,
And give me mine again.
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
I have it not.
KING
â
â
â
â
What ring was yours, I pray you?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Sir, much like the same upon your finger.
KING
â
â
â
â
Know you this ring? This ring was his of late.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
And this was it I gave him, being abed.
KING
â
â
â
â
The story then
goes
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false, you threw it him
Out of a casement.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I have spoke the truth.
Enter Parolles
BERTRAM
â
â
â
â
My lord, I do confess the ring was hers.
KING
â
â
â
â
You
boggle
shrewdly
, every feather
starts
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you.
Is this the man you speak of?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Ay, my lord.
To Parolles
KING
â
â
â
â
Tell me, sirrah â but tell me true, I charge you,
Not fearing the displeasure of your master,
Which on your
just proceeding
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I'll keep off â
By
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him and by this woman here what know you?
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
So please your majesty, my master hath been an
honourable gentleman.
Tricks
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he hath had in him, which
gentlemen have.
KING
â
â
â
â
Come, come, to th'purpose: did he love this woman?
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
Faith, sir, he did love her, but how?
KING
â
â
â
â
How, I pray you?
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
He did love her, sir, as a gentleman loves a woman.
KING
â
â
â
â
How is that?
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
He loved her, sir, and loved her not.
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KING
â
â
â
â
As thou art a knave, and no knave. What an
equivocal
companion
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is this!
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
I am a poor man, and at your majesty's command.
LAFEW
â
â
â
â
He's a good
drum
, my lord, but a
naughty
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orator.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Do you know he promised me marriage?
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
Faith, I know more than I'll speak.
KING
â
â
â
â
But wilt thou not speak all thou knowest?
PAROLLES
â
â
â
â
Yes, so please your majesty. I did go between them,
as I said. But more than that, he loved her, for indeed he was
mad for her and talked of Satan and of
Limbo
and of
Furies
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and I know not what. Yet I was
in that credit with them
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at
that time that I knew of their going to bed, and of other
motions
288
, as promising her marriage, and things which
would
derive
289
me ill will to speak of: therefore I will not speak
what I know.
KING
â
â
â
â
Thou hast spoken all already, unless thou canst say
they are married. But thou art too
fine
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in thy evidence:
therefore stand aside. This ring, you say, was yours?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Ay, my good lord.
KING
â
â
â
â
Where did you buy it? Or who gave it you?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
It was not given me, nor I did not buy it.
KING
â
â
â
â
Who lent it you?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
It was not lent me neither.
KING
â
â
â
â
Where did you find it, then?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I found it not.
KING
â
â
â
â
If it were yours by none of all these ways,
How could you give it him?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I never gave it him.
LAFEW
â
â
â
â
This woman's an
easy
glove
, my lord: she
goes off
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and on
at pleasure.
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KING
â
â
â
â
This ring was mine, I gave it his first wife.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
It might be yours or hers, for
aught
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I know.
KING
â
â
â
â
Take her away. I do not like her now.
To prison with her, and away with him.
Unless thou tell'st me where thou hadst this ring,
Thou diest within this hour.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I'll never tell you.
KING
â
â
â
â
Take her away.
DIANA
â
â
â
â
I'll
put in
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bail, my liege.
KING
â
â
â
â
I think thee now some common
customer.
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DIANA
â
â
â
â
By Jove,
if ever I
knew
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man, 'twas you.
KING
â
â
â
â
Wherefore hast thou accused him all this while?
DIANA
â
â
â
â
Because he's guilty, and he is not guilty.
He knows I am no maid, and he'll swear to't.
I'll swear I am a maid, and he knows not.
Great king, I am no strumpet, by my life.
I am either maid, or else this old man's wife.