Are Lobsters Ambidextrous?

Preface

Are
lobsters ambidextrous?

Why
is there no Betty Rubble character in Flintstones Multivitamins?

What
in the heck is a tumbleweed? Why does it tumble? And how can it reproduce if it doesn’t stay in one place?

When
a body is laid out at a funeral home, why is the head always on the left side from the viewer’s vantage point?

Has
anyone ever seen a live Cornish game hen?

Why
do boxer shorts have straight frontal slits and briefs have complicated “trap doors”?

Why
have auto manufacturers eliminated the side vents from front door windows?

Why
do the Oakland Athletics’ uniforms have elephant patches on their sleeves?

Why
is the imperial gallon bigger than its American counterpart?

Why
do painters wear white uniforms?

Why
do roaches run away when a light is turned on in a darkened room?

If
moths are attracted to light, why don’t they fly toward the sun?

Why
are moths attracted to light? And what are they trying to do when they fly around light bulbs?

Why
do some nineteen-inch televisions say on the box: “20
IN CANADA
”?

Why
does an old person’s voice sound different from a middle-aged person’s?

Why
is there usually no organization in the shelving of soup cans in supermarkets?

Why
has Swanson stopped putting vent holes on the top of its pot pies?

Why
do TWIX cookie bars have holes in them?

What
are those wavy marks on the bottom of Snickers bars?

What
is one hearing when one hears a house “settling” or creaking?

Why
do dogs drool? And why do some dogs drool much more than other dogs?

Why
do dogs eat cat feces? Why do they sometimes eat their own feces?

How
do they keep the water in water towers from freezing in the wintertime?

Why
do quarterbacks call the snap with the exclamation “hut”?

Why
are elections in the United States held on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November rather than on the first Tuesday in November?

How
do dehumidifiers sense the humidity level in the air and “know” when to shut off automatically?

What
do you call that little groove in the center of our upper lips?

What
is the purpose of the little indentation in the center of our upper lips?

What
happens to an ant that gets separated from its colony? Does it try to relocate the colony? Can it survive if it can’t find the colony?

Why
is the color purple associated with royalty?

Was
Ben Gay?

Why
are haystacks increasingly round rather than rectangular?

What
are the little white particles found on the bottom half of English muffins?

How
do they assemble tall cranes without using another crane?

What
is “single-needle” stitching, and why do we have to pay more for shirts that feature it?

Why
do dogs wiggle their rear legs when scratched on their belly or chest?

Why
do so many sundials have Robert Browning’s lines “Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be” inscribed on them?

Why
do babies sleep so much? Why do they sleep so much more soundly than adults or older children?

What
causes the film that forms on the top of the chocolate pudding I cook? Does this film appear on any kind of pudding?

Why
does milk obtain a skin when heated, while thicker liquids, like gravy, lose their skin when heated?

Why
do the tags on the left side of the right back pocket of Levi’s jeans come in different colors? What is the code?

How
did Levi’s 501 jeans get their number?

Why
do the bricks used in constructing houses come with three holes in them?

Why
do dogs eat standing up, while cats often eat sitting down?

Why
do all the Christmas tree lights burn out when one burns out?

Why
are Yellow Freight System trucks painted orange?

Why
has the orange-colored coffee pot become the symbol for decaffeinated coffee in restaurants?

Why
are “contemporary” or slightly risqué greeting cards invariably long and narrow in shape?

What
good does a “Falling Rock” sign do? How are we supposed to adjust our driving when we see a “Falling Rock” sign?

Why
is there no apostrophe on the flashing “
DONT WALK
” traffic signal?