Bad Games (5 page)

Carrie made a funny face. “What’s
that
?”

“It’s a dog that doesn’t have an owner and lives on its own.”

Carrie’s face lit up and Patrick quickly added to his definition before her little mouth could form a word.

“—
But,
” he began, “that also means he’s probably very dirty and might be carrying some kind of disease. So it’s best to stay away from him.”

She scrunched her eyebrows. “Disease?”

“Yes, like rabies. Ever heard of
Cujo
?”

“What’s that?”

“Never mind. Bottom line is that he’s very dirty, and I want you to stay away from him.”

“How ’bout we give him a bath then?”

“How ’bout you listen to your father for a change and do as you’re told?”

According to Amy, if you’ve seen one Giant Food supermarket you’ve seen them all. So for her, this particular one in western Pennsylvania was no horizon-broadening experience. She moved up and down each aisle with a purpose, grabbing only what was needed, affording no second glances towards impulse items. She enjoyed food shopping as much as she did a pothole after an alignment. Plus, she was still pining to be back with her family so they could settle in properly and let their weekend officially begin.

“Excuse me?”

Amy was in aisle seven deciding between two types of instant rice. They were fortunate to have a microwave oven in the cabin, and the convenient Uncle Ben’s pouches that plopped steaming rice onto your plate in ninety seconds were a godsend to hurried families and frozen-waffle-bachelors alike.

“Excuse me, miss?”

Amy turned over her shoulder and locked eyes with the man behind her—his black to her light brown. The man was solidly built with a shaved head.

“Are you talking to me?” Amy asked.

The man smiled, forcing a squint in those black eyes. “Yeah.”

“What do you want?”

“Some help.”

Amy was backed up against the rice display so she took a step to her left to create distance. The man did not appear an immediate threat, but he had a confident, straightforward way about him that made her feel vulnerable.

“Help?” she said.

“Yeah, can you help me?” The man smiled again, a bigger one this time, more confident.

Amy did not answer right away, and for a good five seconds there was a moment when the two just stared at one another. The man never blinked, and did not speak again until Amy responded. His smile was close to becoming a leer.

“I don’t know…I…what do you want?” Her words were close to a stutter. She wanted to turn and walk away, but the man with the shaved head had not crossed any physical boundaries. It was his
demeanor
that seemed to be taking liberties—it held her still despite the desire to move.

“Help,” the man said once again. “Actually, more like some advice about something.”

“I don’t know—”

“You see, I’m cooking dinner for my girlfriend tonight, and I’d be lying if I said I knew my way around a kitchen.”

Amy heard the word “girlfriend” and expected a sense of relief that she was not his motive. But there was no relief. The way he continued to look at her…

“I was kind of hoping you might be able to suggest something I could whip up real quick that wouldn’t take all night, something that wouldn’t set my house on fire?” He ended his quip with a satisfied chuckle, all but licking his own eyebrows as the smile officially became a leer.

“I’m sorry, I’m in a hurry.” Amy took two more steps to her left. This time the man did move. He took one step towards her.

“Are you sure? I could really use some advice on this. You see, my girlfriend kind of looks like you. And I figured maybe the two of you might share the same kind of tastes.”

Amy felt a tight chill down her back. She contemplated leaving her cart and just exiting the store. But then a twinge of anger surfaced along side her trepidation. She straightened her posture and a surge of confidence spoke for her. “No,” she said. “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you. Excuse me.” She threw both packets of rice back onto the shelf, gripped the handle of the cart with both hands, and went to maneuver it past the man, hoping he would take the hint and step aside. He did, but very slowly, looking her up and down as she worked passed him.

“I understand,” the man said. “I didn’t mean any harm, you know.”

Amy ignored him and never once looked back as she pushed the cart up to the self-serve checkout line. She regretted not taking the rice, but for now starch could—and would—wait. Besides, she could pick some up somewhere else. Or better yet, have Patrick do it.

Amy quickly scanned the meat and juice over the scanner, only pausing long enough to make certain each item emitted the definitive
boop!

Stuffing the items into the plastic bags next to the scanner proved more cumbersome than it should, and she cursed her nerves. She thought of people in movies who struggled to put keys into locks when they were scared—fine motor skills that went out the window due to the effects of adrenaline. Who knew bagging groceries could be a fine motor skill?

Just get it done and go, girl.

She was on the second to last bottle of juice when Amy knew that the man with the shaved head was behind her. She refused to turn and acknowledge his presence. Only two more beeps and a swipe of her debit card and she was out of there.

“You know, miss…in a way I was giving you a compliment,” the voice behind her said.

She ignored him.

“My girlfriend is a beautiful woman.”

One beep down.

“I’m not kidding.”

She could hear his breathing, low and heavy.

“The two of you could be sisters.”

Second beep. Swipe the debit card and you’re done.

“I wonder if your tits are the same.”

She froze.

“You wanna turn around and give me a little peek?”

Amy spun.
“Fuck you!”
She actually shot spit when the expletive left her mouth.

The man with the shaved head just laughed and held up both hands in playful surrender. By now several curious eyes were on the pair. The man met the stares of each onlooker—an arrogant smile for all of them—before leaving through the hiss of the automatic doors.

Amy breathed in and closed her eyes. Purple blotches swirled inside the black canvas of her eyelids. Her legs shook. She placed both hands on the rim of the conveyer belt to steady herself.

“Are you alright, ma’am?” A pleasant female voice said behind her. Amy nodded but kept her eyes closed, facing the register. She took one final breath, opened her eyes, and swiped her debit card. She punched in her code, waited for approval, ignored the receipt, grabbed the groceries, and headed outside.

Amy was close to the Highlander when she stopped and dropped both bags of groceries to the ground. She doubted her vision. What she was looking at couldn’t be what she was looking at. But it was. And the fact that a stranger had left two packets of instant rice on her windshield wasn’t nearly as unnerving as the fact that the stranger knew which car was hers.

Amy was still shaking when she pulled the Highlander into the cabin’s driveway. She switched off the ignition and leaned to her right, collecting both handles of the plastic grocery bags in one grip. With an angry tug that was more forceful than it needed to be, she jerked the groceries onto her lap and slid out of the car. The second her feet hit the driveway she heard the sounds of laughter echoing behind the cabin.

Amy recognized Lorraine Mitchell as soon as she turned the corner. Their neighbor’s short white hair and tall lean physique looked exactly as it did a year ago. Lorraine was standing with both hands on her hips, a smile bordering on laughter aimed towards the wooded area behind the cabin. In that wooded area, a very wet Patrick was attempting to wash the Border terrier in a large metal wash basin while Carrie and Caleb looked on with great amusement.

“Hi,” Amy said. Her voice was unsteady.

Lorraine turned to Amy, her previous smile bordering on laughter now changing over to one of joy. She walked forward with arms outstretched for the impending hug. “Hello, Amy!”

Amy set the groceries to the floor and hugged her neighbor with as much enthusiasm as her still-rattled mind would allow.

Patrick’s head snapped up the second he heard his wife’s name called. He raised two soapy hands in the air as though a gun had been pulled on him. “Hi, baby, let me explain.”

Amy pulled away from Lorraine. She spoke softly and motioned that Patrick should follow her into the cabin. “Can I talk to you for a second?”

Patrick wiped his hands on his jeans and nodded. “Sure. Lorraine, can you watch the kids for a minute?”

Lorraine nodded back but her smile had faded. She looked concerned as the couple entered the cabin.

The second they were inside, Patrick started rambling like a guilty man. “Baby, let me explain. Lorraine says the dog is
very
safe and
very
friendly, and I figured if we gave him a bath—”

Amy walked towards her husband and wrapped both arms around him in a tight embrace, silencing him. She started to cry.

“
Motherfucker,
” Patrick hissed through clenched teeth. “You’re sure it wasn’t our friend Arty?”

Amy had stopped crying but her nose still ran. She sniffled and said, “No, his head was shaved.” She then held both hands out to the side as if measuring a pair of invisible shoulders. “And he was wider, broader.”

Patrick took a steady breath, but his right fist was clenched at his side. “And you’re sure he was the one who left the rice packets?”

“Well who else would it have been, Patrick?”

Her intolerance was justified, and he didn’t dare question her tone. He spoke his next query in an even manner. “Okay, okay…I’m just wondering how the hell he knew which car was yours.”

“I have absolutely no idea. My only guess is that he’d been watching me from the moment I entered the store. Maybe even followed me there, I don’t know.”

Patrick went rigid the second his wife voiced her speculation. “Followed you? From where?
Here
?”

“I don’t know. Maybe.”

“Do you remember anyone following you when you left the lake?”

Amy dropped her head and shook it. She didn’t remember anyone.

Patrick’s right fist clenched tighter, the knuckles glowing white. “Son of a bitch must have clocked you when you pulled into the supermarket then.”

“I want to leave,” she said, wiping her nose with the back of her hand. “I think we should leave. First we get the weirdo with the gas and the doll, and now this? It’s like bad karma or something. I think we should just pack up and leave.”

Patrick shook his head emphatically. “
No.
We’ve been here less than three friggin’ hours. I’m not gonna let a couple of assholes ruin our trip.”

“Then what do we do, Patrick? Wait for something else to happen?”

“Nothing else
will
happen. I won’t let it.” He reached out for both of her hands. She took them, but did not go in for the hug.

“He was so creepy, Patrick. So…sure of himself. I mean, I’ve met some strange men before, but this guy…there was something different about him. Something…
wrong
.”

Patrick played his role, swallowing his own rage. “Baby, relax, you’re getting a little too worked up. I’m sure he was just an arrogant pervert, that’s all. The kind of guy who fancies himself a player—always on the lookout for the next notch on his bedpost. When you weren’t taking his bait it probably angered him, and that’s when he got crude. I wouldn’t read too much into it.”

“I’m not so sure. What kind of player states that he has a girlfriend
before
implementing a pick-up line?”

Patrick shrugged. “I don’t know. Maybe it was to bring your guard down. Who knows how a guy like that operates?”

A solid minute of silence passed. Amy’s eyes were unblinking and staring off into nothing, reliving the experience and weighing her husband’s words simultaneously.

“You know what though, baby?” Patrick eventually said. “If you stop and think about it, much of this
is
your fault.”

Amy didn’t pull away. She didn’t yell. She didn’t even frown. She just stared at her husband, certain she had heard him wrong.

“What?” was all she finally said.

“Well just think about it for a second. If you weren’t such a
stunningly, sexual succubus
, none of this would have happened in the first place.” Patrick delivered one his trademark alliterations dripping with cheese and network-anchor eyebrows.

Amy was aware of what her husband was attempting to do, and she instantly began pulling her hands out of his grip. His attempt at levity felt too soon. She managed to pull one hand free but Patrick held on tight to the other.

Patrick continued. “I mean if you’re going to go to such a happening spot like the supermarket, you need to ugly yourself up a little bit…”

Amy tried to tug her remaining hand free, a smile was working its way to her face and she would not give him the satisfaction of seeing it.

“Maybe pad your butt and belly with big pillows, make ’em look huge…”

She tugged harder. He was grinning, her elusive smile now on the line and being reeled in.

“Forget to brush your teeth, let the stank-breath blow…”

She tried to pull free with both hands now, her head down, hiding the smile at all costs.

“Oh and forgetting to bathe for a few days might help as well.”

Amy stopped pulling and changed tactics; she used Patrick’s own leverage against him by going
with
his resistance and launching herself forward into his sternum, knocking him to the kitchen floor with her on top.

Patrick began laughing once his back hit the linoleum and Amy instantly straddled him, pretending to choke him with both hands. “You make me
crazeeeeeeeeeeeey!
” she yelled between fake throttles and psycho eyes.

Still laughing, Patrick reached around and pinched his wife’s butt. She squealed and bounced up, only to come crashing back down onto Patrick’s stomach, causing him to let out a definitive
OOMPH!