Busted in Bollywood (5 page)

“Beautiful.” Senthil sighed, and I could’ve sworn his bulging black eyes misted over.

Rita, you are soooo going to pay for this…

“Nice to meet you.” I dropped my eyes in the show of respect Rita had advised and pressed my palms together. “
Namaste.”

No amount of rehearsing with Rita could’ve prepared me for the sight when I raised my eyes.

Unbe-freaking-lievable
.

The guy standing behind Senthil’s left shoulder had melted chocolate eyes, chiseled cheekbones, a cut-glass jaw, and a smile that could make a nun reevaluate her vocation. He stepped around his father and held out a hand, his smile sincere rather than sleazy. “Hi, I’m Rakesh.”

Shit.
This was going to be hard. Very hard.

I had a radar for judging people straight up—in my defense, it developed
after
I’d met Tate—and right now I suspected Rakesh was a good guy.

And I was the one who had to dump him.

I’d been all psyched up to despise him, to pity him, to laugh at him. A spineless guy being shoved into an arranged marriage with a total stranger. Didn’t he have any balls?

Bedazzled by his smile, I couldn’t tear my eyes away long enough to look down and check.

“Nice to meet you.” I shook his hand, half expecting a little zing from a hottie like him, yet relieved there were no sparks. That’s all I needed, to fall for my best friend’s soon-to-be-ex-arranged-husband. Rakesh might be a babe to look at—a babe in freaky white PJs that matched his dad’s—but that’s where it ended.

I couldn’t fathom his odd glance as he dropped my hand and stepped back. “Welcome to our home.”

Trepidation tiptoed down my spine. Why had Rakesh stared at me like that? Like he
knew
. Impossible, according to Rita, but she wasn’t the one about to step into a houseful of Ramas and their hundred closest friends, judging by the rising decibel levels spilling from behind the door. Too late to balk now; I had to go through with it. But I hesitated, my hands trembling. Fearing they’d set my gold bangles jingling, I clasped them behind my back and silently wished I’d get through tonight unscathed. I’d had enough drama in my life—no way did I want to add to it.

Anjali gripped my arm and strode forward, her verdigris shot-gold sari billowing in her wake as I stepped into the house and stifled a gasp. There were people
everywhere
. Filling the foyer, spilling out of rooms, draped over the elaborate staircase, and every pair of eyes was trained on me.

My mouth went dry as I tried a polite smile that must’ve come across as inane considering my rigid facial muscles bordered on rigor mortis.

Silence reigned for five seconds before the cacophony resumed, as a rotund woman waddled toward me dressed in an ornate silver sari resembling floating space debris.

“Amrita!” she shouted, and I resisted the urge to cover my ears with my hands lest it offend—though wasn’t that my aim here tonight? “Give your new mommy a hug.”

Anu. Anjali’s archenemy. And by Auntie’s death grip on my arm, I was about to get caught in the crossfire.

“Leave the poor girl alone, Anu. Can’t you see she’s shell-shocked?” Anjali placed a protective arm around my shoulder and I flexed the arm she must’ve bruised.

“Shut up, Anjali. She may be your niece but she’s going to be my new daughter!” Another ear-piercing shout. Anu was seriously scary.

Anjali stiffened. “You dare tell me to shut up? You vile, stupid—”

“These must be your daughters.” I raised my voice, desperate to avoid becoming a referee between these two.

Anu’s attention diverted, though she managed one last evil glare in Anjali’s direction. “Yes, these are my beautiful girls. Come meet your sisters.”

Anu latched onto my arm, and with Anjali’s protectively draped around my shoulders, I’d become a human tug-o-war rope. By some slick maneuvering I’d honed to a fine art at the annual Saks sale, I stepped forward and shrugged off both ladies—and I use the term loosely—to meet Anu’s daughters.

“Hi, I’m Pooja.” The eldest, a miniature rotund Anu, had a shy smile and my predilection for nicknames instantly dubbed her Pooh: round, soft-spoken, cuddly.

“Divya.” The middle one flicked a dismissive glance over me and gave an imperceptible shrug, more intent on patting her sleek hair and studying her nails. Definitely Diva.

The youngest enveloped me in a brief hug. “I’m so thrilled to meet you, Sister. I’m Shruti and if there’s anything you need during your stay here, don’t hesitate to ask.”

I might’ve been impressed by such an effusive welcome if I hadn’t caught the furtive glance she shot her mother, seeking approval. Her expression begged ‘have I done well, Mommy?’ Shrewd Shruti, knowing who controlled the family and how to stay on her good side: she became Shrew.

I’d met the three stepsisters and the fairy godmother—of my nightmares. Before I could beg a drink from the nearest servant, who moved among the guests with a fancy gold tray bearing goblets filled with fresh lime juice, Rakesh appeared and I blinked at his beauty all over again.

“Could we talk?” His soulful brown eyes reminded me of a beagle puppy I’d once found as a kid: docile, trusting, and eager to find a good home. In this case, I hoped Rakesh didn’t have his sights set on the Big Apple. New York wasn’t big enough for the both of us, considering one of us was a big, fat phony.

I glanced around, wondering about protocol. Could the betrothed slip away?

Damn, why hadn’t Rita drilled me on every last detail? If I botched it now, she’d be the one to pay, though it’d serve her right.

Amazingly, both Anjali and Anu nodded in agreement and I followed Rakesh down several polished marble steps into a separate foyer. A hundred pairs of eyes stared as we left the room, the eerie hush soon broken by raucous shouts, cheers, and laughter as he closed the door.

“Guess you’re glad that’s over.” He leaned against the wall and folded his arms, drawing my attention to a great set of biceps. Did Rita know what she was doing? Arranged marriages had been happening for centuries. Surely a hot bod and sensational smile could be grounds for ‘I do.’

Aiming for cool, I nodded. “When Anjali said there’d be a welcoming party, I didn’t expect so many people.”

He shrugged. “This is India. Get used to it.”

I don’t think so, Lover Boy.
“About that—”

“I know.”

Huh?

“You’re not Amrita.”

The
dhosai
I’d snacked on before arriving roiled in my stomach and I would’ve staggered without the wall behind me.

I could’ve bluffed, uhmed and ahed and generally made more of an ass of myself than I already had, but there didn’t seem to be anything sinister about Rakesh, so I opted for honesty. “How’d you know?”

A glimmer of a smile tugged at the corners of his mouth—this guy was seriously sexy. “Contrary to what you may think, I’m not some Indian hick waiting to be shoved into marriage with a woman I’ve never seen or met. This is the twenty-first century. I value my parents’ opinion and respect their choices but that doesn’t make me an idiot.”

No,
I
was idiot enough for both of us, thinking I could pull off this ridiculous charade as I belatedly wondered if the crowd waiting beyond the door would stone me on the way out.

“I’m sorry,” I said, ready to tear off my fake finery and grovel at his feet.

No mojitos, no cheesecake, and the proverbial egg all over my face—what ever happened to the hip NY girl I used to be?

“Who are you?”

I sighed. “Shari Jones. Amrita’s best friend.”

“Where are you from?”

“New York City.” Duh, maybe he wasn’t so bright after all.

“Originally, I meant.” He rolled his eyes. “You look like Amrita so you must be part Indian.”

“My mom’s Indian. I was born in Arnala.”

He nodded, satisfied. “Knew you had to be from these parts.”

I expected his interrogation to continue. Instead, he frowned as if mulling this disastrous situation. The silence unnerved me more than his disapproving stare.

I tried not to squirm. “This is kind of weird for me, so if you skip to where I can get out of here and nurse my humiliation in peace, I’d be eternally grateful.”

“How grateful?” He hadn’t come across as sleazy, but maybe I’d misjudged him. Maybe he had only half a brain like the rest of the Neanderthals in his species.

“Not that grateful.”

“I didn’t mean it like that.” I braced myself for whatever punishment he dished out. As long as it didn’t involve more food, I figured I could handle anything. “Heard of Eye-on-I?”

“Uh-uh.”

The name sounded vaguely familiar as an image of a full-page glossy ad from the in-flight magazine sprung to mind. Something had grabbed me: cute kids posing with cuter animals? Half-naked men doing housework? It’d come to me eventually.

He raised an eyebrow and stared at me like I came from another planet. Which I did, and I had every intention of getting back to Planet New York as soon as humanly possible. My cover was blown and there was no way this Bond Girl was staying around to face the fallout.

“Eye-on-I is India’s number one Internet provider. We do it all. Hosting, domain stuff, IT bundling, the works.”

Uh-oh. Top IT guys would have loads of resources available to their spying, prying eyes. No guessing how he’d sprung our scheme.

I plucked at the hem of my tunic, fiddling with the embroidered crystals, worrying about the punishment dished out to fiancée imposters.

“We?”

“My partner, Drew Lansford, and I. Graduated with MBAs from Oxford, went into business soon after. India’s IT industry was about to take off and we jumped on for the ride.”

Fascinating trivia, but I had no idea of its relevance to my penance. I managed a tight smile. Get it over with already.

“I have the world’s top IT resources at my fingertips, including online PIs and experts able to infiltrate any site, which is how I found a picture of Amrita and information about her.”

He’d used a private investigator and a hacker? Desperate, and so far ahead of Rita’s scheme it made us look like schmucks.

Anger slashed through my nerves. What right did he have to invade Rita’s privacy? “Aren’t you a clever dick?”

He grinned like a naughty schoolboy caught with his hand in the
ladoo
jar, and I couldn’t help but like him. Damn, he had class. He could’ve made a fool of me in front of his family and the assembled hordes but he hadn’t. Perhaps I should be grateful rather than abusive.

His brow creased as he pretended to ponder, before snapping his fingers under my nose. “Yeah, my IQ isn’t bad, which brings me to my proposition.”

I envisioned nasty connotations when guys said the P-word, yet when Rakesh stared at me with a mischievous glint in his eyes, I almost laughed. “Why don’t you fill me in? You’re going to anyway.”

“My plan’s simple. I keep my mouth shut about your deception, you score me an introduction to Amrita.”

“What
?”

“I want to meet Amrita. In person.”

“Why?” Call me thick, but I didn’t understand.

“I’m intrigued by a woman who’d go to such lengths to ditch me.” He shrugged and took three steps, which constituted pacing in the small foyer. “Any woman with that much daring is worth meeting.”

His face lit up and I thought,
Wow. Here’s a smart, funny, understanding, gorgeous guy who’s into my best friend.

Closely followed by
, What’s the catch?

I’d learned from my mistakes. No way would I dismiss or justify suspicious behavior from a guy ever again. “Why don’t you jump on a plane and go meet her? Why perpetuate this sham?”

His eyebrows shot up like I’d proposed he scale the Taj Mahal in his underwear.

“Because if this gets out, her parents lose face, Amrita’s marriage prospects are irrevocably damaged, and, worst, she’ll be ostracized from the Indian community.” He shook his head and crossed his arms. “I refuse to be responsible for that, even though she sent an imposter in her stead to dump me.”

I’d better add Upstanding and Moral to his growing list of attributes.

“Not to mention my family will bear the brunt of gossip and scandal.” For a moment his mutinous expression relaxed and I glimpsed vulnerability. “My dad’s got a heart condition. Nothing serious, but he could do without the stress.”

I sighed and stopped plucking at the crystals embroidered on my tunic’s hem. “I can’t fault your motivations but I feel like I’m a bit player in a sweeping Bollywood saga.”

He made a fake movie clapboard with his forearms and snapped it shut, an action I’d seen a hundred times while watching the extras on DVDs. “You’re not a bit player; you’re the star attraction,
Amrita
.”

The thought of continuing this charade left me cold, but his reasons made sense. I couldn’t stand the thought of my best friend being dragged through a scandal that might taint her reputation in her community—something she should’ve thought of
before
we started down deception road—so I’d do this. So much for our foolproof scheme. Rather than ditching Rakesh as planned, I now had to play the devoted fiancée during my stay. And arrange a meeting between Rakesh and Rita. Fun.
Not
.