Read Changeless: The Parasol Protectorate: Book the Second Online
Authors: Gail Carriger
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“Do you agree?” His voice was a rumble under her ear.
“It is a possibility in this modern age, but it is only, at best, a working hypothesis. It might be that Darwin is right,
and we have attained a new age of preternatural evolution. It might be that the Templars are somehow involved. It might be
that we are missing something vital.” She directed a sharp glare at her silent spouse. “Well, what has BUR uncovered?”
Alexia had a private theory that this was part of her role as muhjah. Queen Victoria had taken an unexpectedly favorable interest
in seeing Alexia Tarabotti married to Conall Maccon, prior to Alexia’s assumption of the post. Lady Maccon often wondered
if that wasn’t a wish to see greater lines of communication open between BUR and the Shadow Council. Although, Queen Victoria
probably did not think such communication would take place quite so carnally.
“How much do you know about Ancient Egypt, wife?” Conall dislodged her and leaned up on one arm, idly rubbing the curve of
her side with his free hand.
Alexia tucked a pillow under her head and shrugged. Her father’s library included a large collection of papyrus scrolls. He
had had some fondness for Egypt, but Alexia had always been more interested in the classical world. There was something unfortunately
fierce and passionate about the Nile and its environs. She was much too practical for Arabic with its flowery scrawl when
Latin, with all its mathematic precision, made for such an attractive alternative.
Lord Maccon pursed his lips. “It was ours, you know? The werewolves’. Way back, four thousand years or more, lunar calendar
and everything. Long before the daylight folk built up Greece and before the vampires extruded Rome, we werewolves had Egypt.
You have seen how I can keep my body and turn only my head into wolf shape?”
“The thing that only true Alphas can do?” Alexia remembered it well from the one time she had seen him do it. It was unsettling
and mildly revolting.
He nodded. “To the present day, we still call it the Anubis Form. Howlers say that, for a time, we were worshipped as gods
in Ancient Egypt. And that was our downfall. For there are legends of a disease, a massive epidemic that struck only the supernatural:
the God-Breaker Plague, a pestilence of unmaking. They say it swept the Nile clean of blood and bite, of werewolves and vampires
alike, all of them dying as mortals within the space of a generation, and no metamorphosis came again to the Nile for a thousand
years.”
“And now?”
“Now in all of Egypt, there exists just one hive, near Alexandria, as north as it can get and still be delta. They represent
what remains of the Ptolemy Hive. Just that one, and it came in with the Greeks, and is only six vampires strong. A few mangy
packs roam the desert far up the Nile, way to the south. But they say the plague still dwells in the Valley of the Kings,
and no supernatural has ever practiced any form of archaeology. It is our one forbidden science, even now.”
Alexia processed this information. “So you believe we may be facing down an epidemic? A disease like this God-Breaker Plague?”
“It is possible.”
“Then why would it simply disappear?”
Conall rubbed his face with his large callused hand. “I do not know. Werewolf legends are kept in the oral tradition, from
howler to howler. We have no written edicts. Thus, they shift through time. It is possible the plague of the past was not
so bad as we remember or that they simply did not know to leave the area. Or it is possible that what we have now is some
completely new form of the disease.”
Alexia shrugged. “It is at least as good a theory as our weapon hypothesis. I suppose there is only one way to find out.”
“The queen has placed you on the case, then?” The earl never liked the idea of Alexia undertaking field operations. When he
first recommended her for the job of muhjah, he thought it a nice, safe political position, full of paperwork and tabletop
debate. It had been so long since England had a muhjah, few remembered what the preternatural advisor to the queen actually
did. She was indeed meant to legislatively balance out the potentate’s vampire agenda and the dewan’s military obsession.
But she was also meant to take on the role of mobile information gatherer, since preternaturals were confined by neither place
nor pack. Lord Maccon had been spitting angry when he found out the truth of it. Werewolves, by and large, loathed espionage
as dishonorable—the vampire’s game. He’d even accused Alexia of being a kind of drone to Queen Victoria. Alexia had retaliated
by wearing her most voluminous nightgown for a whole week.
“Can you think of someone better suited?”
“But, wife, this could become quite dangerous, if it is a weapon. If there is malice behind the action.”
Lady Maccon let out a huff of disgust. “For everyone but
me.
I am the only one who would not be adversely affected, and, so far as I can tell, I seem to be essentially unchanged. Well,
me and one other type of person. Which reminds me—the potentate said something interesting this evening.”
“Really. What an astonishingly unusual occurrence.”
“He said that according to the edicts, there exists a creature worse than a soul-sucker. Or perhaps it
used
to exist. You would not know anything about this, would you, husband?” She watched Conall’s face quite closely.
There was a flicker of genuine surprise in his tawny eyes. In this, at least, he appeared to have no ready answer carefully
prepared.
“I have never heard talk of such a thing. But then again, we are different in our perceptions, the vampires and the werewolves.
We see you as a curse-breaker, not a soul-sucker and, as such, not so bad. So for werewolves, there are many things worse
than you. For the vampires? There are ancient myths from the dawn of time that tell of a horror native to both day and night.
The werewolves call this the
skin-stealer
. But it is only a myth.”
Alexia nodded.
A hand began gently stroking the curve of her side.
“Are we done talking now?” the earl asked plaintively.
Alexia gave in to his demanding touch, but only, of course, because he sounded so pathetic. It had nothing, whatsoever, to
do with her own quickening heartbeat.
She entirely failed to remember to tell Conall about his former pack’s now-dead Alpha.
Alexia awakened slightly later than usual to find her husband already gone. She expected to encounter him at the supper table
so was not overly troubled. Her mind already plotting investigations, she did not bother to protest the outfit her maid chose,
replying only with, “That should do well enough, dear,” to Angelique’s suggestion of the pale blue silk walking dress trimmed
in white lace.
The maid was astonished by her acquiescence, but her surprise was not sufficient to affect her efficiency. She had her mistress
smartly dressed, if a tad too de mode for Alexia’s normal preferences, and down at the dining table in a scant half hour—a
noteworthy accomplishment by anyone’s standards.
Everyone else was already seated at the supper table. In this particular case, “everyone else” included the pack, both residents
and returnees, half the clavigers, and the insufferable Major Channing—about thirty or so. “Everyone else” did not, however,
appear to include the master of the house. Lord Maccon made for a tangibly large absence, even in such a crowd.
Sans husband, Lady Maccon plonked herself down next to Professor Lyall. She gave him a little half-smile as a partial greeting.
The Beta had not yet commenced his meal, preferring to begin with a hot cup of tea and the evening paper.
Startled by her sudden appearance, the rest of the table scrambled to stand politely as she joined them. Alexia waved them
back to their seats, and they returned with much clattering. Only Professor Lyall managed a smooth stand, slight bow, and
reseat with the consummate grace of a dancer. And all that without losing his place in his newspaper.
Lady Maccon quickly served herself some haricot of veal and several apple fritters and began eating so the others about the
table could stop fussing and continue with their own meals. Really, sometimes it was simply too vexatious to be a lady living
with two dozen gentlemen. Not to mention the hundreds now encamped on the Woolsey grounds.
After only a moment to allow her husband’s Beta to acclimatize to her presence, Lady Maccon struck. “Very well, Professor
Lyall, I shall bite: where has he gone now?”
The urbane werewolf said only, “Brussels sprouts?”
Lady Maccon declined in horror. She enjoyed most foods, but brussels sprouts were nothing more than underdeveloped cabbages.
Professor Lyall said, crinkling his paper, “
Shersky and Droop
are offering the most interesting new gadget for sale, just here. It is a particularly advanced form of teakettle, designed
for air travel, to be mounted on the sides of dirigibles. It harnesses the wind via this small whirligig contraption that
generates enough energy to boil water.” He pointed out the advertisement to Alexia, who was distracted despite herself.
“Really? How fascinating. And so very useful for those more frequent dirigible travelers. I wonder if…” She trailed off and
gave him a suspicious look. “Professor Lyall, you are trying to persuade me away from the point. Where has my husband gone?”
The Beta put down the now-useless newspaper and dished himself a fine piece of fried sole from a silver platter. “Lord Maccon
left at the crack of dusk.”
“That was not what I asked.”
On the far side of Lyall, Major Channing chuckled softly into his soup.
Alexia glared at him and then turned a sharp look onto the defenseless Tunstell, seated at the other side of the table among
the clavigers. If Lyall would not talk, perhaps Tunstell would. The redhead met her glare with wide eyes and quickly stuffed
his face with a large mouthful of veal, trying to look as if he knew absolutely nothing.
“At least tell me if he was dressed properly?”
Tunstell chewed slowly. Very slowly.
Lady Maccon turned back to Professor Lyall, who was calmly slicing into his sole. Lyall was one of the few werewolves she
had met who actively preferred fish to meat.
“Did he head off to Claret’s?” she asked, thinking the earl might have business at his club before work.
Professor Lyall shook his head.
“I see. Are we to play at guessing games, then?”
The Beta sighed softly through his nose and finished his bite of sole. He put down his knife and fork with great precision
on the side of his plate and then dabbed, unnecessarily, at his mouth with the corner of his serviette.
Lady Maccon waited patiently, nibbling at her own dinner. After Professor Lyall had put the damask serviette back into his
lap and shoved his spectacles up his nose, she said, “Well?”
“He had a message this morning. I’m not privy to the particulars. He then swore a blue streak and set off northward.”
“Northward to where, exactly?”
Professor Lyall sighed. “I believe he has gone to Scotland.”
“He did
what
?”
“And he did not take Tunstell with him.” Professor Lyall stated the obvious in clear annoyance, pointing to the redhead who
was looking ever more guilty and ever more eager to continue chewing rather than participate in the conversation.
Lady Maccon worried at that information. Why should Conall take Tunstell? “Is he in danger? Shouldn’t you have gone with him,
then?”
Lyall snorted. “Yes. Picture the state of his cravat without a valet to tie him in.” The Beta, always the height of understated
elegance, winced in imagined horror.
Alexia privately agreed with this.
“Could not take me,” muttered the Tunstell in question. “Had to go in wolf form. Trains are down, what with the engineer’s
strike. Not that I should mind going; my play’s finished its run, and I’ve never seen Scotland.” There was a note of petulance
in his tone.
Hemming, one of the resident pack members, slapped Tunstell hard on the shoulder. “Respect,” he growled without looking up
from his meal.
“Where, precisely, has my husband taken himself off to in Scotland?” Lady Maccon pressed for details.
“The southern part of the Highlands, as I understand it,” replied the Beta.
Alexia recovered her poise. What little she had. Which admittedly wasn’t generally considered much. The southern Highland
area was the vicinity of Conall’s previous abode. She thought she understood at last. “I take it he found out about his former
pack’s Alpha being killed?”
Now it was Major Channing’s turn to be surprised. The blond man practically spat out his mouthful of fritter. “How did
you
know that?”
Alexia looked up from her cup of tea. “I know many things.”
Major Channing’s pretty mouth twisted at that.
Professor Lyall said, “His lordship did say something about dealing with an embarrassing family emergency.”
“Am I not family?” wondered Lady Maccon.
To which Lyall muttered under his breath, “And often embarrassing.”
“Careful there, Professor. Only one person is allowed to say insulting things about me to my face, and you are certainly not
large enough to be he.”
Lyall actually blushed. “All apologies,
mistress.
I forgot my tongue.” He emphasized her title and pulled his cravat down to show his neck ever so slightly.
“
We
are all his family! And he simply left us.” Major Channing seemed to be even more annoyed by Alexia’s husband’s departure
than she was. “Pity he didn’t talk to me beforehand. I might have given him reason to stay.”
Alexia turned hard brown eyes on Woolsey’s Gamma. “Oh yes?”
But Major Channing was busy puzzling over something else. “Of course, he might have known, or at least guessed. What
did
they get up to those months without an Alpha to guide them?”
“I don’t know,” pressed Alexia, although his talk was clearly not directed at her. “Why don’t
you
tell
me
what you were going to tell him?”