Daddy's Girl (3 page)

So, if you want
all the challenge and fun of writing a novel, without the tedious
grind of staring at the empty page waiting for inspiration to
strike, this is your defining moment. You will be rewarded with a
full publishing contract, co-writing credit and, of course, you
will become a part of the distinguished Poison Pixie Publishing
stable.

How to Write
the Perfect Novel

Chancery
Stone

ISBN
978-0-9546115-7-6 [Paperback only]

There are
hundreds of conventional writers’ guides on the market, but none so
scathing, cynical and downright cantankerous as this one.

Forget toadying
to publishers or obsessing over return postage; in this insider
exposé veteran author, Chancery Stone, spares no-one’s blushes as
she strips the book world bare and reveals the true natures of
publishers and authors alike.

Packed with
laugh-out-loud parodies of best-selling thrillers, romances, crime,
science fiction, erotica, and even the Booker Prize, How to Write
the Perfect Novel names names and shows no mercy to the
perpetrators, submerging you in such brain-numbing brilliance that
you may never browse through a book shop in quite the same way
again....

"This is the kind of
book that you read for the humour, the scathing remarks and the
blatant flaunting of all the rules. Yet it is so cleverly written
that you find yourself learning things that, quite frankly, none of
the other how-to books teach you."

W H Smith

"The perfect antidote
to the thousands of well-meaning, hefty writers’ guides that
currently flood the market."

Essential Writers

"A bitter look at how
to succeed."

Writers’ Forum

“Chicken soup for the
jaded writer’s soul.”

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