Death in Paradise (52 page)

In fiction, crime scenes were the pristine springboards of the mystery. People didn't move bodies and carry away souvenirs, cops didn't stomp on footprints, track blood everywhere, litter the scene with their own hair and fibers. In real life, anything could happen. He'd been to scenes so compromised by cops that the perp couldn't have asked for better. Once he'd found two EMTs and a fireman handling the murder weapon. Another time a patrolman washed the glasses the victim and her killer had used “so her parents wouldn't know she'd been drinking.” Hell of a piece of numbskull chivalry, with the girl already dead. He'd said that loud enough to make the papers. Gotten called on the carpet for making the department look bad. He didn't care. Truth was truth. At least the hour and the weather would keep spectators away.

He passed the neon lights of the hospital, moving fast as the slippery streets allowed. Saw the flashing light bar, only sign of life at this dismal hour. He stopped well short of the cruiser and the parked Mercedes. Stepping carefully in the existing tracks, he went to meet Remy Aucoin, the young patrol officer who'd found the body. Aucoin got out, head down and shoulders hunched defensively, like a kid expecting to be yelled at. Burgess wanted to slap a hand on his shoulder and tell him it was okay, but held back. He didn't know if it was okay, or if the kid had fucked up somehow. Looked like the kid thought he had. It usually wasn't the end of the world, but he'd never let on he thought that. He'd never have another crime scene go right if word got around he was getting soft.

The wind whistled up the hill and tore into them, rattling the ties on his hood and stinging his eyes. “What have we got?” he asked, raising his voice.

Aucoin was hanging on to his uniform cap, trying to keep it from blowing away. “Dead guy in the Mercedes. Looks like someone jammed a rod down his throat.” There was a faint whiff of sickness on his breath.

An ugly corpse, maybe the kid's first, or the prospect of getting reamed by Portland's meanest cop? He'd find out soon enough. “Rod. That a euphemism or are we talking about a piece of metal?”

“Metal, sir.”

“There's crime scene tape in a bag on the front seat. Mark it off and then I want you to be the recording officer. You got your notebook?” Aucoin nodded. Burgess raised his flashlight and examined the kid's face. His color was bad. Despite the sour breath, Burgess decided it wasn't distress, that would be green. This was the blue of hypothermia. Kid probably wasn't wearing thermals. Didn't want to look fat in his uniform. Young guys were like that, and this was Aucoin's first winter. He'd learn. “There's a watch cap, a heavy sweater and wind pants on the back seat. Put 'em on.”

Aucoin hesitated, pride warring with common sense, then nodded. Burgess watched Aucoin grab the gear, then look around for a dressing room, like he wasn't standing in a snowy street. “Out here or in your car, I don't care, but hurry it up. Like to get things under control before I turn into a Popsicle.”

While Aucoin opened his cruiser door and sat on the seat to pull on the pants. Burgess got the crime scene tape, a mallet and a handful of wooden stakes and dumped them in Aucoin's lap. “Ground's probably too hard for stakes. Trees. Poles. Use whatever you can,” he said. “How'd you happen to find him?”

The young patrolman looked like he wanted to be anywhere else on earth. “I'd noticed the car earlier, sir. It had been there a while. I thought I'd better check.”

“How much earlier?”

“Three hours, sir.” The words came out a little bit strangled.

“You waited three hours to check on him?”

“Man's a regular, sir.”

Burgess shined his light on the MD plates. “So our victim's a doctor. What's this regular do here?”

“Sex, sir.”

He didn't like it that the kid had let so much time pass. That this doctor was allowed to park on a residential street and have sex in his car. “You know of any sex act that takes three hours?”

“No, sir.” Kid's teeth were chattering.

No sense wasting time out here on things they could do inside later. Like talk. “You run the plates?”

“Pleasant. Dr. Stephen Pleasant. Radiologist over at the hospital. Pine State Radiology. Car's leased by the business.”

The shiver he felt wasn't from the cold. He'd run into Pleasant before. “Live around here? This neighborhood?” In this part of town, the West End, there were some lovely houses.

“Cape Elizabeth.”

“Surprise, surprise.” His cousin Sam, chief down in Cape Elizabeth, wouldn't take kindly to
his
citizens parking on the streets and getting blow jobs. Burgess didn't either. “Speaking of hospitals, our
friends from down the street are taking a damned long time, aren't they? You get that tape up while I look
at our victim.”

“Car's locked, sir,” Aucoin said.

“Locked? How'd you get into the car? Break a window?” Aucoin's uncomfortable squirm was all the answer he needed.

“How do you know he's dead?”

“Oh, he's dead all right. Doesn't look like he died happy, either.”

“Jesus Christ, Aucoin. You must be damned gifted if you can declare death through a closed car window. How long you been on the force?”

“Seven months, sir.”

“A word of advice,” Burgess said. “Don't start cutting corners. It's the quickest way to screw up any investigation...” He held up a hand to ward off the young officer's protest. “I know it's a miserable night. No one wants to get out of the car on a night like this. But the scumbags count on that. We don't wanna be playing the game their way.”

Wind-whipped tears had turned to ice in the young cop's mustache. “Keep moving,” Burgess said. “It helps. For starters, get me a scraper, okay? And don't make any new tracks.” He strode over to the car, sliding on black ice under the powdery snow. The night was empty but not quiet. Wind rustled frantically through a nearby oak and shrieked around the buildings. Ice had re-formed on the window where Aucoin had cleared it. He grabbed the scraper. “Give me a big perimeter, okay? And watch for footprints.” Aucoin, hunched and miserable, crunched away.

He scraped the window, then took his flashlight and peered in, running the beam slowly over the still figure. The sharp light distorted the taut face into planes of yellow-white and dark crevasses. Maine wasn't exactly a hotbed of homicide, but Burgess had been a cop a long time, in Vietnam before that. He'd seen his share of ugly bodies but this was a contender. Dr. Pleasant hadn't gone quietly into that good night. Death had left its mark in the wide, horrified eyes, cocked head with straining neck cords, that metal rod protruding between the teeth like a fire-eater whose act has failed.

Early forensic scientists had believed the dying eye recorded the assailant's picture like a photograph and tried to find a method to recover it. Faces like Pleasant's, with the awful anticipation frozen there, had fueled those theories. The seat was pushed away from the steering wheel and half reclined, like a dentist's chair. He could hear his dentist's voice. Open wide.

He wondered if the rod had gone through the victim's neck. What the ME would say about the cause of death, assuming the man was dead. Burgess didn't doubt it, but he had to make sure. As a police officer, he had the authority to declare the man dead. He could confirm, for the record, that the victim had no pulse or respiration, so no extraordinary measures would be taken to save his already lost life and screw up the crime scene.

He raised his flashlight, wincing at the desecration of such an expensive car, broke out enough of the window to slip a hand through, and opened the door. He exchanged leather for latex and touched the victim's bare chest. Despite the heater's best efforts, the car wasn't warm. Pleasant was already cooling, his skin gone a waxy yellow. He had no detectable pulse, wasn't breathing. His pupils were fixed and dilated. The blood which had dripped from the corners of his mouth onto his scarf was still wet and red, but coagulating.

This was when training and experience came together, when keeping an open mind and open eyes were essential. Burgess surveyed the rest of the body and the car's spotless, characterless interior—black leather, gray carpet. No change, phone, CDs, glasses, cups, papers or briefcase. Only a dark overcoat, folded carefully on the rear seat, which the drape suggested was cashmere. The car smelled faintly of pizza.

He noted things for the report, things to be collected, the strange choice of weapon, already framing the pictures, though he no longer took them. Who was this man? Why had he been here? Who had been with him? What had happened in this car? And why?

What would he say to the widow? It was a difficult conversation at the best of times. Getting caught—or killed—with your pants down was hardly that. Mrs. Pleasant—and a wedding ring suggested there was one—wouldn't want to know how her husband's body was found. His shirt unbuttoned and his pants unzipped. He wore no undershirt and there were garish lipstick stains around his nipples. His penis, upright and hard with post-mortem tumescence, still awaited its anticipated release. A party atmosphere despite the lack of decorations. On the passenger's seat were two crumpled twenties and a ten. Party favors? One clenched hand held many strands of long blonde hair. Otherwise there were no marks on the hands. No signs of a struggle.

He was supposed to wait for the ME, the photographer, and the rest of the crime scene team before he touched anything, but any second now, the wind might whip in and snatch those hairs away, hairs that, for all he knew, might be a vital clue. Making a mental note to bag the hands, he pulled out an evidence envelope, untangled some hairs from the clutching fingers, and dropped them in, carefully recording the necessary information.

He backed out of the car, slamming the door, just as the crime scene van, an unobtrusive Taurus full of detectives, and an ambulance pulled up. He hoped they wouldn't have to wait long for someone from the ME's office to arrive and release the scene so they could work it. He wondered whether, having met Pleasant briefly in the past, he ought to let someone else work the case. That was something he and the lieutenant could work out later. He was here, the body was waiting, and it would be a pity to drag anyone else out into this icebox of a night.

He shoved the envelope into his pocket and went to meet them.

 

 

 

 

 

Excerpt from

 

An Educated Death

 

by

 

Kate Flora

 

 

 

 

 

Prologue

 

Laney took another step. The ice cracked ominously under her foot and a spurt of water came up through the crack. The dusting of snow on top of the ice made it hard to assess its thickness or choose her footing. Her little black suede shoes had been a foolish thing to wear out here. If she'd known she was going to be walking in the woods, she would have worn her boots. She wasn't a nature-lover at the best of times, which this was not. She was only doing this to get the money. She really didn't have any choice; she had to have it. She'd worn the shoes because she wanted to look pretty, young and girlish and pretty. At sixteen, she was all of those things, but she hadn't felt pretty lately. She'd felt trapped and frustrated and furious at herself for having unprotected sex. At the time it had seemed inviting and dangerous, and Laney loved breaking rules. Now it just seemed stupid.