Diary of a Mad Bride (26 page)

4/29 11:45
A.M.

From: Mr. Spaulding

Message: Bring the article drafts for the June issue to the 12:30 meeting.

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4/29 11:49
A.M.

From: Mandy

Message: Please inform Anita that verbal abuse is an inappropriate mode of communication among civilized human beings. Especially since cherub pink will help to offset her sallow undertones.

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4/29 12:04
P.M.

From: Anita

Message: The entire concept of bridesmaids and bridesmaids' dresses is hateful and barbaric. Could she tend bar instead?

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4/29 12:15
P.M.

From: Stephen

Message: Has to work late again. Don't wait up.

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4/29 12:25
P.M.

From: Rick

Message: “Long time no see.” Back in town. Has a conga-drum gig at the China Club tonight. Wants to catch up.

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4/29 12:35
P.M.

From: Mr. Spaulding

Message: They're waiting for you in the 12:30 meeting.

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4/29 12:48
P.M.

From: Kate

Message: Payroll doesn't have my check. You never signed my time sheet. My rent is due TOMORROW.

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