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By
Daniel Haun
, August 22, 2013

I have been looking at this magnet for a while but could no longer pass it up after the 17% discount. My personal space program will just have to wait. I deducted two stars for ineffective packaging, as the UPS delivery driver could not get it loose from the side of his truck. They eventually had to just cut the side out of the truck, causing me to have to pay for repairs. On the upside, I now have a 1’ by 1’ square piece of UPS truck, which I use for a nightstand. Oh, also, when I set the box on my kitchen table, it pulled my fridge across the room, my car from my driveway, and the collar and tags from my neighbor’s Cocker Spaniel. It compressed all of these into a Higgs boson. Recommended for serious hobbyists/particle physicists only.

5 of 7 people found the following review helpful

For the most fun, you really need two!

By
Vic
, August 29, 2013

As magnets go, we all know that it’s more fun with two. You can make them spin when put next to each other when the poles are the same…except in this case, the whole house spins! Tons of fun!
With the amount you save on Disney vacations and the like over the years, it’s quite a bargain! Of course, you have to undo the plumbing and such first, but if you plan ahead, it’s not too big a problem. All in all, it’s been worth its weight in gold! (Well, a bit more if you go by the actual price, but you get the gist.) Highly recommend.

12 of 18 people found the following review helpful

Okay if you’re on a budget

By
dgl
, August 23, 2013

It’s not bad, per se. It definitely works great at holding the kids’ drawings on the fridge. It’s just that I was looking for something a little more classy. Call me whatever you will, but I like NICE things. Things that flash “luxury,” and this isn’t exactly cutting it. For most middle-management types it will do, but hopefully maker will release a more high-end version. Would definitely be willing to shell out at least 2x for a champagne-gold color version.

14 of 21 people found the following review helpful

Never has laundering drug money been so easy!

By
Yote
, August 22, 2013

I’ve been looking for a way to launder hundreds of millions of dollars in drug money, and this is perfect! Simply buy it, tell them you don’t want it, and return it! Plus, it’s Honeywell! Need them to duck out of that government contract so your company can swoop in? You’re looking right at the magnetic key to solve your problems!

67 of 76 people found the following review helpful

Magtastic

By
James Anthony Boersma “T-Storm”
, August 22, 2013

Pros: I pinned a phone book to my fridge. I cured 4 people of cancer, from across the farmers market. Wooly Willy has never looked better. Cons: All of my credit cards have been erased, the price, and Boy Scout Troop 317 is still lost in my backyard somewhere.

17 of 17 people found the following review helpful

Rip off

By
Michael Solinas
, September 2, 2013

Rip off. Walmart has them for $128,342,034.99. You might want to hold off until Black Friday. They might mark this down further.

Lined Cat Muzzle

Check out the real thing:
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4.2 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Lined Cat Muzzle

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     B002T1ICX0

Price:
     
$12.47

Pet-care professionals choose our Guardian Gear nylon cat muzzles to help stop biting and chewing by difficult cats. Made from strong nylon fabric with a fully adjustable strap and Velcro fasteners for an easy fit. Easy for owners to use, but hard for cats to remove. Place muzzle over the cat’s snout. Make sure it fits comfortably. Bring straps behind cat’s head and fasten Velcro tabs. Adjust Velcro so muzzle fits snugly but not tightly. Use only with direct supervision. Do not leave cat muzzled for long periods of time. Prolonged use of a muzzle inhibits cat’s natural cooling system, which can result in a life-threatening situation for the animal. Seller makes no warranty, expressed or implied, when this product is used on cats known to be vicious. Available in black color. Use for medium cats of 6–12-pound weight. Measures 7½-inch length by 4½-inch width by ½-inch height.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful

“Look” No Further!

By
Jerome Albertson
, August 14, 2013

Good luck “muzzling” your enthusiasm! Here’s the perfect accessory to stop your cat’s annoying habit of opening its eyes and looking around at things! The mask even prevents the #2 annoying habit of cats: the way they eat food & vocalize emotions with their
mouths. No thanks, please! This is a medium-sized mask that fits perfectly around my cat Fudge’s head. If only they made one for my ex-wife too! Anyway, here’s some “pros & cons”:

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