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4.9 out of 5 stars

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Snickers “Slice N’ Share” Original Chocolate Candy Bar 16 oz., HUGE BAR, WORLD’S LARGEST

ASIN:
     B0063HMIRW

Price:
     
$50.00

16-oz. Snickers Bar. Might be more than a mouthful.

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63 of 79 people found the following review helpful

Excellent way to contract diabetes!

By
Furbylover
, February 27, 2013

Me and my friend were watching TV in the basement and drinking some cold ones…Suddenly, a diabetes commercial came on, and we both instantly looked at each other with the same idea: “WHO CAN GET DIABETES THE FASTEST!?” We decided the prize to be a 6-pack of beer. I did a lot of research and found this baby! Boy, is she beautiful…I bought myself a bunch, and thanks to this I contracted diabetes in a mere 2 months! In the meantime, my friend decided to go the Coke route, but he got pretty sick of it in a month in. In the end, my friend also got diabetes, but a month after me! So I got my 6-pack, and all is well in the world. Thanks, Snickers!

13 of 20 people found the following review helpful

Probably the best candy bar for my needs right now

By
Franklin H. Fischer
, February 27, 2013

I just ate this one-pound Snickers bar, and all I can say is, “WOW.” It’s freakin’ awesome, like, I can’t even feel my feet right now! I bought one of these at my local Walmart and ate the whole thing on a bench outside near the entrance. A lot of people gave me strange looks when they saw me eating a baby-forearm-sized chocolate bar, but I think that’s just because they mistook the giant Snickers bar for a large, veiny, black sex toy. Like I’d be caught doing that in a Walmart parking lot again! Get real! Anyways, I’d recommend this candy bar to anyone who wears sweat pants and/or American-flag-themed clothing on a regular basis. I would have given this product 5 stars, but the necessary follow-up insulin shots did not come included. Enjoy!

9 of 12 people found the following review helpful

Amazing experience

By
Isehara “isehara2”
, January 26, 2013

In my opinion, eating this bar is a far different and better experience compared to eating the normal Snickers bars. This giant Snickers to me appears to be denser, and everything is just bigger. Starting from the top, the chocolate is thicker, the peanut-and-caramel layer is thick, and lastly, you have a huge layer of nougat. It has to be seen to be believed. Any Snickers lover should be eating this rather than the regular bar. Imagine if a Subway sandwich was 10 percent of the current size—would you enjoy it as much? I doubt it. Eating this bar is a visual, weight, a taste experience. This is America, right, where bigger is better? This bar is 453 g, where a regular bar is 50 g. You can literally kill somebody by smacking them over their head with this bar. In some areas you may be able to classify this bar as a weapon. I eat this bar over a week, and keep it in a Ziploc bag once opened. I am going to push for this bar to be a regular item, rather than a holiday special. I recommend that you buy this on eBay. I paid about $12.50 for a bar in the last few days and bought about 10 of them. I believe Snickers lovers will find it hard to go back to the regular bar once you try this one.

4.2 out of 5 stars

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The Facial Hair Handbook
(Paperback)

ASIN:
     615291597

Price:
     
$13.46

The Facial Hair Handbook
is a hilarious and informative guide to all aspects of facial hair, for men of all ages and all faces. From making the decision to wear facial hair, to the best way to take it off, all men can finally be stylish and care for their appearances while staying true to who they are: Men.

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38 of 52 people found the following review helpful

An epic read indeed

By
Devin B. Cara
, June 5, 2009

I was down and out; it felt as if my luck was running dry and everything I liked about the world had left me. Sleepless night after sleepless night, I waited for something to come my way. It was then that I decided to quit my job and travel the earth in search of an answer. I was on my way to the airport for a morning flight to Chi-town as it dawned on me: I should get a new look if I were to become a traveler. I had barely made it past the security gate when I found the book that would change my life. I quickly refunded my ticket and went home to read this book. I marveled at such a novel idea of writing a book about growing a beard, but there it was right in my hands. A surge of energy flowed through me like I had never before experienced. Every page I turned was like a wave of knowledge that set my mind at ease and created desire in my heart. I was shelving my shaving supplies and looking more and more like
a man everyday. It’s a short read, and I found myself reading it over and over again, eventually taking notes as I went. One day I decided to spruce up my resumé and apply for a job I had never quite had the courage to apply to before. No sooner had I walked through the door of the office building was I offered a job that I was proud to tell my friends and family about. Within a week I had every woman in the office asking if I was married or if I had any brothers. It seemed that every time I consulted this book it gave me the right answer. Sure enough one of those women and I eventually became real close to and we began dating. As my beard continued to grow in length, so did the passion in our relationship. I asked for her hand in marriage, and she said yes! To this day I don’t think it would have been possible without this book. The author definitely knows his stuff, and my life is a testament to this. I encourage everyone who eats to buy this book. It makes a humorous bathroom reader, great graduation gift, or even a legit self-help book. It covers everything you could possibly want to know about growing and grooming a great beard from a man who does it better than anyone else, Jack Passion!