Don't Look Behind You (4 page)

“Sounds like he’s used your agency before.”

Smitty nodded. “We checked out personnel and company records for him on four different projects when he bought up corporations. He wasn’t aware we don’t handle personal stuff, like this bridal shower gig, so he just put his request through this office again.”

“Maybe he won’t dig you not handling it personally.”

“Client’s already okayed our recommendation,” Smitty said with a dismissive wave.

He stopped, grinned again, rolled over to the little fridge on his swivel chair and came back opening another beer for himself.

“In fact, Mike, he seemed pleased. He’s heard of you. Actually, you’re more in line with what he wants. A real gunslinger type.”

“Nuts.”

“Oh, I’m serious, Mike my boy. That bash for his fiancée will be strictly society stuff. All the jewels will be out. You’ll be sitting on top of enough silver to start your own mint, and if your luck holds, maybe it’ll attract a nice stupid burglar you can knock off and get your thrills and some more headlines… and then you can come in here and tell me all about it. You know I like those gory details.” His belly shook in a silent laugh.

I was starting to get pissed off. He’d gone over the line with this crap. There was no humor in my voice when I said, “Cut that shit out, Smitty.”

“Now don’t tell me you’re getting sensitive at this late date, Mike.” He pulled open his desk drawer, slid out a single printed form and handed it across to me. “Here’s the details. Just to show you what kind of friend I am… even if I do get a kick out of needling you… I didn’t deduct any percentage for the initial contact. Your check will come directly from the client.”

I read the sheet, folded it, stuck it in my pocket and stood up.

“Thanks,” I said. I’d gotten kind of irritated, but he deserved that much.

His grin came back through the cigar smoke. “No thanks necessary, Mike. The talk was worth it. I keep trying to figure out you guys with no consciences. It’s an interesting gambit.”

I slapped my hat on and walked to the door. There was a mirror beside it and I caught my eyes in the reflection. The coldness in their gray-blue disturbed even me.

Then I turned to him. “So how many did
you
shoot, back in your day, Smitty?”

There was no laugh in his face and the fire in his eyes dulled to a small, dying glow. He said nothing, but I wasn’t going to leave until he answered me.

The fire went out entirely and he said softly, “Too many.”

A cold front was sticking its tongue out at New York, tasting the edges of it, and—not liking what it found—spitting it back in a short, chilly blast. The rush-hour crowd made shoulder-brushing two-lane traffic on the sidewalks, and the usual batch of arm-wavers were jostling each other in the streets trying to flag down cabs at the worst possible time.

I said the hell with it and crossed Sixth Avenue with the light and headed east back to my apartment, playing city safari until I got past Park Avenue. Manhattan was quite a jungle and not that different from the one in Africa. Every time one faction got out of hand and threatened to destroy the terrain, the game wardens moved in, rounded them up, and moved them to someone else’s domain. In Africa it was various species of animals. In New York it was just one lousy species—people—though with its various sub-species. For instance, now that the cops had confined the whores to the side streets, the girls were waving at you out of the windows, like Amsterdam but without the sexy mood lighting.

When I reached Lexington, I turned north to pick up an evening paper at Billy Batson’s newsstand. Billy is one of the world’s larger little people—he was the tallest of the Singer Midgets, making him easy to spot in
The Wizard of Oz
—and twenty years ago or so, he’d invested ten years of decent show biz money into a newsstand at a prime spot. His real last name I never knew, but since his stand had always sported the best array of funny books on any Manhattan street corner, he got tagged with the name of Captain Marvel’s alter ego, newsboy Billy Batson.

Now Captain Marvel was gone, sued out of existence by the Superman crowd, while Billy Batson was still here, and so was a colorful display of comic books dominated by newcomers like
Spider-Man
and
The Fantastic Four
. Billy was a sharp, streetwise character in a plaid golf cap, a padded quilt jacket, black flannel trousers, and Keds. He spotted me when I first turned the corner and had my paper ready.

“How you hangin’, Mike?”

“By the thumbs, like the guys on the radio say. How about you, Billy?”

He tossed a hand. “Don’t do no good complainin’. Hey, man, that was some lousy picture of you in the
News
this morning.”

“What can I say? My make-up man had the day off.”

He grunted a laugh, made some change for a customer and turned back to me. “That story stunk worse than the pic. A load of crap, if my sniffer’s still workin’ right.”

“One man’s load of crap is another’s official police version.”

“Come off it, Mike. Who they tryin’ to kid? A hold-up guy in
your
office building? If they said he was a sex pervert and going after Velda, I mighta gone for it. But busting into a private cop’s office, for money he wouldn’t keep there, even if he had any? Weak, man, real weak.”

“Don’t look to get original fiction out of homicide cops, Billy. They’re not trained that way, and they got limited imaginations.”

He worked the fig leaf of his coin changer for another customer. “So lay the real spiel on me, man. I ain’t the general public.”

“Simple,” I said. “The guy tried to tap me out.”

“Somebody with a grudge?”

“Somebody paid a wad of dough to have the deed done.”

Billy gave me an incredulous look that ended in a laugh. “A hitman… for Mike Hammer?”

“Why not?”

“Well, hell’s bells, Mike… it’s like tryin’ to assassinate the Abominable Snowman.”

“Thanks a bunch.”

“Yeah, well, look what it got the guy. Anyway, that this-gun-for-hire stuff comes high. What did you ever do to deserve that kind of fancy treatment?”

“I wish I knew.”

He eyed me suspiciously. “You ain’t been messin’ around with some other guy’s broad, have you?”

Little Billy had a big yen for Velda, and me cheating on her would just about make a hit justifiable in his mind.

“Nobody’s broad but my own,” I assured him.

“Big beautiful Velda.”

“Big beautiful Velda.”

He made change again for a customer buying two papers, something he could do in his sleep. “Maybe you’re steppin’ on the wrong toes. Mob guys, maybe. I remember when you was pretty good at that.”

“I haven’t rated more than a frown from that bunch or anybody else for a good three years. Those headlines this morning were the first in a long damn time. You know that, Billy.”

His wrinkled puss wrinkled some more. “Then your past is catching up to you, my friend. Maybe somebody you goosed once upon a time finally got enough loot together to get you splashed but good.”

“Yeah? At this rate they’ll run out of money fast.”

Billy shrugged and grunted another laugh, a humorless one. “One killing does not necessarily a bankruptcy make, old buddy.”

“Sounds like you’ve been reading again,” I said. “Stick to the funny books.”

He ignored that, sold another paper, then said, “If you rated a contract, they’ll try again, you know.”

“Should make for an interesting autumn,” I told him. “How are you doing with that identification? Getting anywhere?”

Just shy of a month ago, a hit-and-run driver had killed a customer strolling away from this newsstand. Billy was the only witness who got a good look at the driver.

Billy shrugged, shaking his head, unconcerned. “My eyes are shot from goin’ through mug books lookin’ at ugly faces. Twice last week they took me downtown for a line-up, but it didn’t do no good. The guy I saw wasn’t one of those slobs. I keep tellin’ ’em. He was class, I could see that easy.”

“Too bad nobody got the license plate. That the victim was a regular of yours makes it personal, I bet.”

“Oh yeah, and it’s a damn shame. Dick Blazen. Did you know him, Mike?”

“Naw. Papers said he was some kind of freelance PR guy.”

Billy nodded. “Been around forever. Retired last year. Then retired into that gutter over there and after that a box in the ground. How I would love to help nail the bastard who made road refuse outa that sweet old bird.”

I lifted a shoulder and put it back down. “The cops do all right on that kind of thing. They’ll come up with the right guy for you to ID yet.”

“Hope so.” He passed out a couple more papers, taking correct change, then asked, “What’s up for tonight? Got a hot date with that doll of yours?”

I shrugged. “Not exactly a date. Velda and I are going to put our heads together over dinner. See if we can come up with somebody who doesn’t love me.”

“That’ll be swell for your appetites.” He pointed a stubby finger at me. “You just keep that chick out of the line of fire, Mike. Hear me?”

I stuck my paper under my arm and winked. “I try, kid, I try. But she’s damn near as trigger-happy as I am.”

That got a smile out of the crinkly face, and he waved as I walked off.

* * *

When I finished getting dressed, I popped open a cold can of beer and pulled the duplicate hot file out of the closet’s top shelf, stuck behind hats and gloves and scarves.

It was something an old cop had started me doing a long time ago, keeping track of anyone and anything that might want to come back on me, and to do so in duplicate—a set for the office, another at home. The little metal file held my history in the P.I. racket, and a blood-drenched history it was.

Sending me to the boneyard had been tried before and never worked, because each time had been a personal effort and I had been a little smarter and a lot faster and death cures any further trying.

But this time a third party had been involved. A professional killer. That made it a different kind of game, a big all-star game and the other side had the advantage of invisibility, and nobody would be calling foul.

Twice, I went through the card file, going back a full five years; but the only ones who could have had a grudge big enough to kill me over had been dead a long time, or were serving life sentences with no parole. Finally I yanked out two of the cards, copied the information down on my notepad, then slipped the cards back in place. There was always the possibility of a late blooming vendetta, and if one had blossomed, it might well have come from the family or friends of the pair I had selected. It wouldn’t take long to check out.

Before I left I reloaded the .45 with high velocity hollow points and slid it into the shoulder harness. It made one hell of a mean weapon, but if anybody was going to come up against me, I wanted all the odds I could get going my way. Just being tipped by one of those slugs could spin a damn horse around, and a full center shot would make a pretty disgusting picture.

Like the one friend Woodcock left behind him on my office wall.

I caught myself in the mirror just before I left. Other than my morning shave, looking at my reflection was something I didn’t do much any more, because I didn’t like what was there. I’d always been ugly but now I was getting older, and it didn’t help. You start counting all the times you’ve been to the well and know that it had to stop sometime. Time has a way of slowing you down, and making you careless, and when you look at your own face, knowing what it has seen, you wonder how you even have the ability to smile at all any more.

Then I remembered Woodcock in my office and the mechanics of every calculated, seemingly casual move I had made to finally put him down, and let a cold grin split my lips, because expertise and a high survival factor still had the edge on time.

I jammed on my hat, climbed inside my trench-style raincoat and let myself out the door, my hand tucked inside my coat and suit jacket like I was doing a Napoleon routine. The hallway was empty.

The elevator took me down to the basement and I went out the back door and picked up a cab on the street behind the building. It had been a long time since I had to pull any of this garbage, but it had been a long time since anybody had tried to rub me out, too.

The archaic sound of that made me remember just how long I had been around and that such things had been going on around me.

Somehow, I didn’t get the charge out of it that I used to. But I would need to get my head in the game or have it get blown the hell off.

* * *

At the venerable Blue Ribbon Restaurant on West Forty-fourth, Velda and I sat in the bar at our usual corner table in a niche overseen by celebrity photos, a good number of whom seemed to be eavesdropping. I’d had the knockwurst plate, Velda a big shrimp salad, and now she was having a Manhattan while I took care of a Four Roses and ginger. She seemed so very businesslike in her gray tailored suit, yet still made every other female in the place look sick.

We’d skipped the business talk during the meal, but now I handed her the two slips of paper with the hot-file leads.

“I’ll look into them,” she said, giving the notes a quick advance scan before slipping them into her purse.

I frowned at her little black leather shoulder-strap number. “Are you packing the .32?”

The big brown eyes met my concerned stare coolly. “What do you think? If the next guy that tries for you isn’t a sharp shooter,
I
could take the slug. If you’ll excuse me sounding so sentimental.”

I didn’t like having her in this at all, but I knew better than suggesting she get out.

“We’ve had it quiet for a few years,” I said. “The mob guys are mostly new faces, and some of them are grateful to me for getting rid of their old bosses and giving them a path to the good life.”

She was nodding. “I agree. Everybody’s first thought is that the list of those who want rid of Mike Hammer has to be a long one. But between the dead and the incarcerated, you don’t have that many enemies walking around at the moment.”