Fletch Won (20 page)

“Cecilia’s Boutique. Cecilia speaking. Have you considered jodhpurs?”

“Good afternoon,” Fletch said. “I ordered a pair of jodhpurs for my wife, this morning. A color you don’t have in stock?”

“There’s a color we don’t have in stock?”

“Special order. Green, white, and black stripes, vertical at the thighs and calves, horizontal at the knees.”

“We certainly don’t have that in stock.”

“It’s all right. I understand. You’re a small shop. Can’t have all the jodhpurs in the world in stock.”

“I thought we did,” Cecilia said beguilingly.

“I told the salesgirl, who said her name was Barbara, that I’d call her this afternoon with my wife’s exact size.”

“That would be Barbara Ralton.”

“May I speak with her, please?”

“Of course.”

After a pause, Barbara said, “Hello?”

“Hiya, sweetie.”

“Fletch? How did you get through to me?”

“I lied. But it’s all right. I can forgive myself. When people are corrupt enough to oblige lies, I oblige them.”

“Where are you?”

“In the only bar in Tomasito.”

“Tomasito? What are you doing there?”

“Having a lukewarm beer.”

“You went a long way for a beer.”

“Listen, Barbara, I won’t be able to have dinner with you and your mother tonight. There are things I still have to do.”

“You promised.”

“I promise for tomorrow night.”

“That will leave only two days till the wedding.”

“Absolute promise.”

“Fletch, did you hear on the radio that the police released the man who confessed to Habeck’s murder?”

“Yes.”

“Oh, no. That’s why you’re in Tomasito! That’s why you’re going to be late tonight! The week we get married, you are determined to get yourself fired over that Habeck story!”

“Barbara? I had another assignment from the
News-Tribune
. But, you know, somehow or other the rug got pulled out from under my feet on it.”

“The travel story. What has Cindy got to do with a travel story?”

“You can go a long way with Cindy. How did she like the ski outfit?”

“She liked it. I bought it. Cindy has excellent taste in sportswear.”

“I’ll say. Er, Barbara, do you have any idea what Cindy does for a living?”

“Yeah. She works for one of those diet-health spas. Which is why I was so surprised to see she had a banana split for lunch. I guess she can take such a thing, but she sets people like me a real bad example.”

“She works it off, I guess. One way or another.”

“I forget which spa she works for. One of the fancy ones, downtown, I think.”

“Do you think she might be gay?”

“Cindy? Lesbian? No way. I’ve seen her out with lots of men.”

“I’m sure you have.”

“Cindy’s real nice.”

“Yes, she is. See you tonight.”

“You are coming to the beach house?”

“Absolutely. I’ll just be late. You might put some curtains up in the bedroom.”

“Don’t you like getting it up early?”

“Not that early.”

“Hey! Damn it all! Open up!” Again Fletch pounded on the door. Again he looked to the street corner. Again he tried the doorknob. Again he read the sign: E
MERGENCY
E
GRESS
O
NLY
. M
AIN
E
NTRANCE
A
ROUND
C
ORNER
. A
GNES
W
HITAKER
H
OME
. He was about to sprint again. He banged the door one more time with his fist. “Hey!”

It opened.

Inside, on the cement floor, were green sneakers.

“I saw you through the window,” Mrs. Habeck said. “You’d better come in.”

Fletch entered quickly and closed the door behind him.

“Why was that policeman chasing you?” Mrs. Habeck asked.

“Damned if I know.” Fletch breathed deeply. “Just after I parked, about five blocks from here, this cop jumped out of his car, yelled at me, and started chasing me. His partner got stuck in traffic. Thanks for letting me in.”

“You certainly had a good lead on him,” Mrs. Habeck said admiringly. “Of course, you’re dressed for running. If
it’s the police’s job to catch people, why don’t they wear shorts and sneakers too?”

In the utility hall where they stood her flowered dress seemed particularly bright.

Fletch said, “I don’t know your first name.”

“Why should you?” Mrs. Habeck turned and led him through a door and along a corridor. “I’ve been awaiting you, you’ll see. But now you’re late. They’ll be setting supper for us soon. A ridiculously early hour, I know, but, as you know, institutions set out their three meals within the same eight-hour workday. As a result, some institutionalized people are too fat; some are too thin: none can outrun a policeman, I’m sure.”

They went into a large room at the front of the building.

A television at the back of the room played a quiz-game show for three depressed-looking people. A man in a full suit sat at a bridge table, mulling over a hand of cards. The three empty positions at the table had cards neatly stacked in front of them. At the side of the room, a young woman in jeans and a T-shirt that said PROPERTY I.C.U. ATHLETIC DEPT. worked a computer terminal.

Fletch and Mrs. Habeck sat in chairs in a front corner of the room. She had an excellent view of the street from her window.

“My name is Louise,” she said.

“Is that what your friends call you?”

“Don’t have any friends,” Louise Habeck said. “Never have, since I was married. My husband’s friends genuinely didn’t like us, you see. None of our friends did. Your shorts ask if I want a friend. Well, I did want a friend, at one time. It’s like wanting a cup of tea in a desert. I’m sure you know what that’s like. After a while of not having a cup of tea, it becomes all right. You stop wanting it.” She lifted a large, brown, paper shopping bag from the floor beside her chair and put it in Fletch’s lap. “I’ve been nothing less nor more than Mrs. Habeck for a good long time now.”

In the bag, neatly folded, were his jeans, T-shirt, undershorts, and socks. They smelled clean. At the bottom of the bag, he could feel his sneakers.

“You did wash my clothes for me!”

“I said I would.”

“My favorite sneakers!”

“My, they made an amusing noise going ’round in the dryer. The noise a camel might make, after having been trained for an Olympic track event.”

He changed from his new, white sneakers to his old, dirty, holey sneakers.

She watched him wriggle his toes in them.

“You might have been able to run away from the policeman even faster, if you’d been wearing those.” Outside the window, the policeman stood, arms akimbo, on the curb. “My husband, of course, always wore black shoes. Somehow or other, he always managed to wander away in black shoes.”

They watched the police car come down the street, make a U-turn, and pick up the policeman.

“I honestly don’t know what the policeman’s chasing me was all about,” Fletch said. “Maybe I should have stopped and asked, but there’s a lot I want to do yet today.”

“I love the way you arrive places,” she said. “Yesterday, reeking of bourbon. Today, chased by a cop. Reminds me of no one whatsoever.”

“You depart places pretty well.” He remembered her disappearing yesterday with his clothes.

“Oh, yes,” she agreed. “Once you’re put out of your own home because you’re too much trouble, after that, you know, departing anywhere becomes easy. Like not wanting a cup of tea.”

“Tea,” he said. “Yes.”

“Sorry I can’t offer you any,” she said. “All these people around here dressed in white are not paid to fetch and carry.” A large man dressed in white was now standing just inside the recreation-room door. “They make
that quite clear when you first arrive. They’re paid to stand around like dolts and grimace.” She grimaced at the large dolt. He didn’t see her. His eyes were totally bloodshot. “Scat!” she said to him. “Go set supper!”

The well-dressed bridge player put down his hand, took the seat to his left, and picked up that hand.

“I’ll be a cup of tea,” Fletch said.

She smiled and nodded with understanding.

“Tell me,” Fletch said gently. “Do you know by now your ex-husband is dead?”

She laughed. She slapped her knee. “That would make him ex enough! Ex-pired!”

Again, in her presence, Fletch did not know if he ought laugh.

He cleared his throat. “I’ve spent today visiting your family.”

“You’re trying to discover who done Donald in!” she said gleefully.

“Well, I’m trying to get the story. Trying to understand…”

“There’s no understanding Donald. Never was. If he himself told me he was dead, I’d wait for the obituary, before believing it.”

“Obituaries,” Fletch said solemnly, “are not always to be believed either.”

“I hope they had some source for the news of his death other than himself. Or his office.”

“They did. He was shot to death. In the parking lot of one of the newspapers.”

“He must have a jury deliberating somewhere.” “What do you mean?”

“Donald always calls attention to himself when he knows a jury is going to bring in a positive verdict. He says it’s good for business.”

“He didn’t shoot himself,” Fletch said. “The gun wasn’t found.”

“It wandered away,” she said. “Wandered away on black shoes.”

“Yes. Okay. Tell me, do you often go back to your old house and sit in the garden? The gardener didn’t know you.”

“Not often. Usually I don’t sit there unless I know no one’s there. I’m used to that house being empty, you know. Sometimes Jasmine surprises me. She comes out of the house and sits with me and we talk. She’s discovered living with Donald is lonelier than living alone. He wanders away, you know.”

“On black shoes. What was special about yesterday?”

“Yesterday? Let me think. Oh, yes, Donald got shot.”

“I mean you stayed at the house even though the gardener was there.”

“Such a nice day.”

“When I met you yesterday, did you know Donald had been killed?”

“I knew it some time. I don’t know whether I knew it before or after meeting you. Meeting you didn’t seem that significant, originally. You weren’t drunk, were you?”

“No.”

“You smelled it.”

“Did you know before I told you that Donald intended to announce he was giving five million dollars to the museum?”

“I washed your clothes for you.
Bumpity-bumpity-bump!
went the sneakers in the dryer. Exactly like a camel running the four-forty.”

The bridge player was now in the fourth position at the table.

“How do you get around, anyway?”

“Vaguely.”

“I mean, how do you get around the city? To your daughter’s house, to—”

“I sit in an open, empty car. When the driver comes back, from shopping or whatever, I tell him or her where I want to go. They take me.”

“Always?”

“Always. I’m a little, old, blue-haired lady in a bright dress and green sneakers. Why wouldn’t they? Sometimes they have to go someplace else first. I go, too. The secret is that I’m never in a hurry. And,” she noted, “sometimes I get to see places I wouldn’t otherwise see.”

Fletch frowned. “Your daughter did somewhat the same thing this afternoon.”

“Did she? I never explained to her how I do it. She never asked. But, poor dear, she hasn’t any money, either.”

“I went with your daughter to the Monastery of St. Thomas this afternoon and spoke with Robert.”

“That sinner!”

“Why do you say that?”

“Have you ever heard of the sin of omission?”

“No.”

“Robert’s omitting life in that monastery. I suspect he’d rather be in jail, but he knew his father would prevent his going to jail, no matter what he did. I think some people want to be in jail, don’t you?”

“Shooting his father would accomplish two goals, wouldn’t it?”

“Splendidly!”

“I think I heard your son, the monk, actually saying something like he doesn’t much care if his father goes to hell.”

“Oh, we all felt that way about Donald. Didn’t you?”

“Didn’t know him.”

“Not a pity.”

“When Nancy was telling Donald their father was dead, she wept.”

“Nancy! I brought her up to be such a pretty girl and, for a while there, she was such a whore.”

“Was she?”

“She married her college professor, you know. What’s his name?”

“Tom Farliegh.”

“Yesterday you didn’t know his name. Today, you do. You see? You’ve learned something.”

“Not much.”

“I try to get his name around, in my own small way.”

“Rather a strange man, don’t you think?”

“Oh, he’s a darling. Very good to me. He publishes my poetry.”

“What?”

“Well, he gets it published. Under his own name, of course.”

Fletch sat forward. “What?”

“Well, you just indicated you wanted to learn something.”

“What are you saying?”

“That little book,
The Knife, The Blood
. Those are my poems.”

Fletch stared at the blue-haired lady in the corner of the Agnes Whitaker Home’s recreation room. “You do like playing with words.”