Gamers Con: The First Zak Steepleman Novel (2 page)

And then, against all odds, rather than slipping the case back onto my bookshelf—which has no books, but a whole bunch of video games—I decided on placing the case into one of the pockets of my Sirocco carrying case.

What I’d learned, after many—
many
—years of going to Gamers Con, was that I couldn’t count on a developer who had sent me a game in the post
not
coming up to me and asking for my opinion.

And, to be honest, I really hadn’t spent all that much time with
Halls of Hallow
. . . it had only come in the post that morning, and without any sort of explanation.

I’d literally
only just
fired it up about ten or fifteen minutes ago, and found myself stuck with that cut scene: that Cloaked Figure, and the weird, ginger kid.

But, if there’s one thing that I’ve learned from developers, it’s that they can tell whether or not you’ve
actually
played their game just by looking at you.

Or maybe it’s just that I’m not a very good liar.

I don’t spend all that much time with humans after all.

Just another of those sacrifices a pro gamer has to make.

If I’d just had enough time to play with then I would’ve wandered around the back of the console, brushed my fingers up against that infrared strip and transported myself into the game.

. . . Oh yeah, that might be something that I failed to mention, that aside from being an aspiring pro gamer I can actually set foot
inside
video games . . . can transport myself into the game
itself
.

Maybe I’d give it a try later, if I was
forced
to.

And so, hoping against hope that the game would’ve saved my progress—that it wouldn’t make me watch that cut scene
again
—I bucked on out, lugging my Sirocco 3000 along in one hand, and my sports bag stuffed full with my clothes for the long weekend in the other.

This was going to be great.

I just
knew
it.

2

THE ONE THING that those videos of convention centres can never quite capture is the smell in the air. It’s kind of a smell of plastic and paper—all mixed together into a single mass. And though it’s definitely not the most exciting smell in the world, to me, while I’m at Gamers Con, it’s probably the greatest odour
ever
.

I munched up the last of my Chewy-Tang Worms. I’d got my hands on them when Dad had to stop for petrol on the way, and I’d cajoled him into getting them for me, telling him that this long weekend was only once a year, and that—really—it didn’t much matter what the doctor said about me losing weight.

That
just one
packet of Chewy-Tang Worms would
hardly
make a difference.

I could feel the blood pumping to my cheeks, could hear it swelling in my ears, and I just about lost myself to that chemical-sweet taste of the Chewy-Tang Worms, wondering to myself what colour my tongue would be when I found a mirror.

It usually ended up a kind of shade of turquoise, or light green . . . but, once, when I spent a
really good
amount of time chewing on them, my tongue ended up being a deep-purple colour . . . not really sure what
that
might’ve meant though.

As we turned the corner, Dad near enough winded himself.

It was the queue for the All-Access Passes, which was to say
my
pass.

There had to be about two hundred people—mostly kids, like me, with a parent in tow.

I caught Dad adjusting his gold-framed glasses in that nervous way he does when he’s thinking of suggesting something controversial. He flashed me a glance as if I didn’t know just what he was going to say . . . and then he went ahead and said it anyway, “Uh, why don’t we come back in a little bit?”

I breathed in deeply. Tried to calm myself.

I didn’t want to play the stereotypical, petulant thirteen-year-old.

But, sometimes, Dad just gave me no choice.

“Look,” I said, crunching up the plastic bag of Chewy-Tang Worms, and dropping it into a rubbish bin as we passed by it, “I’ve been coming here for five years now—
five years
.”

I gave him a couple of moments just to absorb
how long
that period of time really was.

Then I said, “Ever since I was eight years old I’ve come here to play games, and every
one
of those years I’ve been along with the first to arrive—the first to go and check out the booths, to see just what’s what.”

I breathed in deeply again, tried to get my thoughts straight.

Again, tried not to turn into said petulant thirteen-year-old.

“And you’re saying that we should
come back?
” I held off for a couple of beats, again so that he could get a gist of the depth of what it was that he was suggesting. “That we should go off someplace, grab a cup of coffee, wait to come back later?”

Dad was now looking about nervously.

I was betting that he wished he’d brought Mum along with him so that he’d have someone to help back him up. But Mum had managed to dodge coming to Gamers Con this year because she’d claimed she needed to go visit my aunt.

“Dad,” I said, now with us approaching the tail of the queue, “do you
realise
how big Gamers Con truly is? If we don’t get our passes now then we might have to queue up till midnight . . . I might
miss
the beginning of the Grand Tournament tomorrow, do you
understand
that?”

Dad did that rapid blinking thing of his that he only ever does on two specific occasions.

One, when he’s playing chess and someone makes a move that he didn’t anticipate.

And, two, when he realises that he’s just being unreasonable . . . yeah, and just listen to me, I guess that is the petulant thirteen-year-old coming out . . . nothing much I could do about it then, though . . .

Then Dad started nodding. Gave a couple of smiles, then said, “Fine, we’ll wait.”

“Good,” I said, crossing my arms over my chest, then looking off to the queue as it snaked away from us. “That’s
fine
.”

3

AFTER ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES my feet were sore.

Okay, fine, yeah, you’ve got me.

I’m a
fat
kid, right . . . that’s what
happens
to fat kids.

Even standing up is somewhat stressful for us: what with the sweating, and the aching, and the losing calories . . .

To be honest, I was actually wondering if I should’ve taken up Dad’s idea for us to go and wait out the queuing, go sit off somewhere for the queue to get shorter.

But, as I glanced over my shoulder, I saw that the queue had definitely got a solid fifty or a hundred metres longer behind us.

So I was pretty sure I’d made the right call.

We kept shuffling along, neither me or Dad saying anything at all.

We don’t really have all that much in common.

For one, my dad’s thin.

I mean
stick
-thin.

And don’t get into telling me that I should be happy because I’ll shed all this ‘puppy’ fat and turn out to have the same physique of my dad when I grow up, because I’ve seen the pictures of my dad when he was my age.

He was
always
stick-thin.

For another, my Dad’s thing is chess.

Mine’s video games.

And those two things
very seldom
mix.

. . . And when they do, the results are often not pretty . . . I still remember the experience of playing
Chess Knight
. . . of actually
inhabiting
that game . . . yeah, actually stepping into that game will make it feel like you’ve played enough chess—video games, or otherwise—to last you the rest of your life.

As we queued, Dad swiped along at his mobile phone, playing this chess game he has there. He likes to play about a dozen or more games at the same time, with his chess night group. I guess that I should’ve been thankful seeing as he had agreed to take me along to Gamers Con this Saturday instead of going to his chess night.

Not really having anything else to do—I don’t believe in gaming on mobile phones, it’s just
not right
—and not wanting to do anything approaching reading, I looked about me, trying to see if I recognised anybody among the faces.

Standing behind us, I saw, with a quick, surreptitious glance over my shoulder, was a black kid about my age who wore his hair in braids—dreadlocks?—with a bunch of multi-coloured beads that clicked every time he moved his head at all.

I saw that he was tapping away at his own mobile, and I couldn’t help but get in a snide smile thinking that I was really dealing with an amateur . . . some kid who’d come along here, to Gamers Con, just to have some ‘fun.’

In front of us things were even more surprising.

There was a
girl
.

She had blond hair, and light-green eyes—I only just got away with noticing that since she turned to stare at me right at that moment.

And she had on a light-grey hooded top with a picture of two knights jousting on it.

The weird thing about the picture wasn’t the jousting, though, it was the fact that the knights were riding unicorns.

And that one of the unicorns was spurting arterial blood where one of the lances had managed to get itself stuck into its side.

Sucks to be a unicorn, I guess . . .

She kept her hands inside the front pouch of her hoodie the whole time, and she was chewing on some gum or something while her dad, standing beside her, blabbed into his mobile phone.

In fact, he didn’t stop the entire time we were in the queue.

When we reached the front, there was a snub-nosed, red-faced guy dressed in a dark-purple polo shirt with ‘Gamers Con Staff’ neatly stitched with blue thread onto his breast pocket. He held us back, the girl’s father just sort of nodded to her when they called her name out from the desks with all the badges lying on them.

Soon enough, it was my turn, and, with my dad, we strode over to the white-clothed table where all the plastic-laminated badges were lying.

I saw that each badge had a mug shot on it, and then the name of the person along with their description: ‘All-Access’ was written out in prominent red lettering on some of the badges, but most just had ‘Open-Access’ scrawled over them in blue.

I guessed that
girl
, and the black kid who’d been playing on his phone behind us, would be here to pick up their Open-Access badges.

. . . That’s what you get when you’re an amateur.

I gave the guy at the desk my name, and then waited as he ran the nib of his pen down the register before him.

The guy had long, bushy black hair, and those eyebrows which look kind of like a pair of caterpillars taking a
siesta
. He wore another of those dark-purple polo shirts, though I could see that he wore a black t-shirt underneath. The design of the t-shirt poked through the neck of the polo shirt, and I saw that it featured an electric chair with some band’s name splashed on it—a band that I guessed was a
metal
band.

But I really don’t know the first thing about music.

In my book, there’s no time for such a thing as having ‘twin’ passions.

You’ve got to learn to make
just one thing
your life . . .

Finally, the guy picked out my name on his sheet. Tapped the tip of his pen against it, and then dug about for my badge.

I felt my stomach crunch in on itself knowing that—in only a couple of moments’ time—I would have that plush, red cord about my neck, the badge bouncing off my chest . . .
then
I would get some respect about the place.

It’s pretty difficult
not
to get respect about Gamers Con with an All-Access Pass hanging around your neck.

The guy handed the pass to me, handed another to my dad. “Main convention access starts tomorrow morning, nine o’clock, if you wanna get your hands on a . . .”

It was only then that I’d managed to process the pass which lay in my hand.

An Open-Access Pass.

Blue lettering and all.

My mug shot there.

My name: ‘Zak Steepleman’ written out with the tag ‘Aspiring Pro Gamer’ typed beneath it.

It was like I felt a chill pass through my blood. My heart beat hard for a couple of thumps and then seemed to stop completely. That taste of Chewy-Tang Worms turned totally
sour
in my mouth, and I glared at the guy who’d handed me the badge.

“Wait,” I said. “I’m signed up for All-Access.”

The guy pouted, scratched his head with the tip of his pen, and then turned his attention back to the list. He flipped through the sheets again, still scratching his scalp, and then shook his head. He glanced up at me. “Nope,” he said, “ ‘Zak Steepleman: Open-Access.’ ”

My blood got even chillier.

The babbling of the people waiting in the queue behind me seemed to thicken in my ears. Seemed to muffle out everything else. Suddenly that smell—the plastic-and-paper smell—seemed to become sharp in my nostrils.

When I breathed in, it was like I was sucking in razorblades.

“Please,” I said, “there’s a mistake—something’s
wrong
. Alive Action Games, they
sponsored
my All-Access Pass, they were the ones who signed me up for Gamers Con . . . they . . .”

“Alive Action, huh?” the guy said, with a slight scowl, and then he scratched his scalp again with his pen. “You didn’t hear about that?”

“No?” I said, now tingling all over.

“Went under,” the guy said. “Gone,
poof!
” he added with a flurry of his hands. “You should count yourself lucky that Gamers Con’s giving you an Open-Access Pass—they could’ve just pulled your pass altogether . . .”

I blinked several times in that way that Dad does. I felt like, somehow, my trainers had grown spikes and that they’d sunk themselves into the carpeted floor where I stood.

I couldn’t believe it.

Simply
couldn’t
believe it.

The guy hunched his shoulders, pouted again, and then looked at my dad with a raised eyebrow. “It’s happened with a couple of other kids.”