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When everyone drifted off and Winnie was alone at the bar, Spoon said, “You sure look different.”

“Yeah,” Winnie said. “Gimme a Polish vodka on the rocks. Double.”

Spoon's grin faded. He started to speak. He thought it over, then said, “Not here, kid. I don't want your business no more. I was hopin I'd never see you again.”

“I read your warning, ‘Alcohol can harm an unborn fetus.' Now
gimme
the drink.”

Spoon started wiping the bar nervously. He said, “Why'nt ya give A.A. a try? Ain't ya had enough
misery
?”

“You got a liquor license on the wall,” Winnie said, a throb in his voice. “I'm a paying customer! I demand a
drink
!”

“Okay,” Spoon said. “May as well be me makes a few bucks off your corpse.”

While Spoon poured the drink, Winnie went to the old Wurlitzer and dropped in a quarter. The drink was on the bar when he got back, a double shot of Polish vodka on the rocks. In a bucket glass. A sturdy honest bucket. Then Frank Sinatra began to sing.

It seems we stood and talked like this before

We looked at each other in the same way then

But I can't remember where or when.

Winnie Farlowe touched the glass. He left his finger mark in the condensation. A puddle was already forming around the base. He could smell it. American vodka smelled and tasted like nothing, but Eastern Europeans understood that vodka should have flavor and aroma.

The clothes you're wearing are the clothes you wore

We smiled at each other in the same way then

But I can't remember where or when.

Spoon pretended not to look at Winnie. He went to the other end of the bar and talked to Bilge O'Toole. In fact, several of the others tried not to look at him. Winnie didn't notice anybody. He was thirty-eight miles away, on a hill overlooking two lovely harbors, where a zephyr blew gently and he could smell jasmine mingled with the gardenia in her hair.

And so it seems that we have met before

And laughed before and loved before

But who knows where or when.

When Spoon looked up again, Winnie Farlowe was gone. Spoon moved quickly back down the bar. The bucket glass was still full.

The saloonkeeper picked it up, toasted the empty doorway and said, “Okay, kid, you made it through one more day.”

Spoon drank the Polish vodka himself, then said to Tripoli Jones, “Hey, this ain't too bad. Them Polacks can do something besides go on strike!”

While everyone was watching the big TV, while the Dodgers were rallying from a two-run deficit, Carlos Tuna's stud turtle, Regis, crawled out of his leather carrying sack with a blink of surprise. Bilge O'Toole had left Irma on the bar, dozing in a saucer of beer. Regis eyed the sleeping Irma with a sidelong reptile glance. Then Regis began creeping stealthily along the bar top.

HARBOR
NOCTURNE

Joseph Wambaugh

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Copyright © 2012 by Joseph Wambaugh

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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

As ever, special thanks for the terrific anecdotes and great cop talk goes to officers of the Los Angeles Police Department:

Randy Barr, Jeannine Bedard, Jennifer Blomeley, Adriana Bravo, Kelly Clark, Pete Corkery, Dawna Davis-Killingsworth, Jim Erwin, Brett Goodkin, Jeff Hamilton, Brett Hays, Craig Herron, Jamie Hogg, Mark Jauregui (ret.), Rick Knopf, Rick Kosier (ret.), Fanita Kuljis, Cari Long, Rich Ludwig, Al Mendoza, Buck Mossie, Thongin Muy, Julie Nelson, Scarlett Nuño, Al Pacheco (ret.), Victor Pacheco, Bill Pack, Helen Pallares, Jim Perkins, Robyn Petillo, Kris Petrish (PSR ret.), Brent Smith, Bob Teramura, Rick Wall, Evening Wight

And to officers of the Los Angeles Port Police:

Kent Hobbs, Ken Huerta, Rudy Meza

And to officers of the San Diego Police Department:

Michael Belz, Matt Dobbs, Mike Fender, Doru Hansel, Fred Helm, Jeff Jordon, Charles Lara, Lou Maggi, Adam Sharki, Mike Shiraishi, Merrit Townsend, Steve Willard (S.D. Police Historical Association)

And to Debbie Eglin of the San Diego Sheriff's Department

And to Erik Nava and Ken Nelson of the San Diego District Attorney's Office

And to Mike Matassa (ret.) of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives

And to Danny Brunac, longshoreman of San Pedro

HARBOR

NOCTURNE

ONE

“S
O NOW I
'
M
like, a hottie hunk on account of my fake foot, is that what you're telling me? I'm all irresistible or something?”

“It's not that you're irresistible,” the young sergeant said. “It's what your prosthesis represents to certain people, those who suffer from a kind of paraphilia. Specifically, their disorder is called apotemnophilia.”

“And what's that mean exactly?”

“The manifestation of a desire so intense that therapists have a hard time even explaining it, possibly a desire with a powerful sexual component. It's a fascination with amputation that sometimes goes so far that the person wants to
be
an amputee.”

Sergeant Thaddeus Hawthorne was a twenty-eight-year-old UCLA graduate who, like thousands of Angelenos before him, had learned that his BA degree in the liberal arts had very little practical application in the job market of the twenty-first century. He had tested for, and joined, the LAPD just shy of his twenty-second birthday because of the good pay and job security. He had a very high forehead, and a sparse dark mustache crowded the limited space between his long, bulbous nose and upper lip. He anxiously looked from one blue uniformed cop to another as he spoke, both sitting across the table from him in a booth farthest from most of the bustle on this Friday evening at Hamburger Hamlet.

The recently appointed sergeant, who had just finished his probationary period at Van Nuys Division as a patrol supervisor before transferring to Hollywood Division, knew he should use “college talk” sparingly, if at all, in the company of street cops, especially this pair of weathered surf rats with their doubtful smirks and sea salt stuck to their eyebrows and lashes.

They were several years older than he, both being divorced womanizers, and they unnerved him with their reputations for sneaky get-back when it came to supervisors they didn't like, especially young supervisors.

“You mean there's nobody else but him that can do it?” the taller one said, nodding toward his partner.

Sergeant Hawthorne knew that this tall one had been driving during the fateful pursuit a year prior where his partner had suffered a hopelessly smashed foot in a traffic collision. It had ended with the pursued killer in a stolen van being shot to death by Officer Britney Small, then a probationary boot, currently working Watch 5 along with these two.

The sergeant said, “Your partner happens to be one of the few law enforcement amputees in all of California. It would be greatly appreciated by everyone in the Hollywood vice unit if we could eventually get the guys bankrolling their operation, and I'd certainly write you a glowing commendation that would look good in your personnel package.”

Sergeant Hawthorne looked uncertainly at his massive burger, wishing he could cut it in half but not daring to, not when the tall cop across from him was effortlessly mashing his with one big paw and tearing into it like a wolf.

The taller of the suntanned cops scoffed at that lame enticement of a written attaboy but flashed a grin at his partner, saying, “See, dude? I told you when we got our new foot, fame would follow.” Then he told the sergeant with pride, “You should see when this crusher catches a juicy at Malibu. He can even, like, hang three inches of our fiberglass foot and rip that kamikaze just like always. My pard's got a
pair
hanging on him!”

The sergeant was trying to figure out exactly what the hell the tall one had just said to him when the shorter one said, “Carbon, not plastic. The surfing skate is made from carbon and polyurethane, not fiberglass.” Then he told the sergeant, “I got two models. The on-duty foot is way different and fits real good in my boot, and it's pretty easy to run on.”

The tall one said, “You should see all the Emmas in butt-floss bikinis start jiggling their chesticles when they ogle the robo kahuna with the bionic hoof. It's all beer, bubble baths, and blow jobs for him. Me, I'm happy just to get his leftovers.”

“He's always pimping me out at Malibu,” the shorter one said dryly. “He, like, tries to sell them on sympathy disrobing for a handicapped kahuna.”

Bewildered by the surfer-speak and opting instead for flattery, Sergeant Hawthorne said to the shorter one, “I think it was pretty gutsy of you not to take a medical pension and retire when the accident happened. A lot of officers would have.”

That didn't work. Both cops shot the sergeant a snarky look that said, “We don't quit, dude,” and the shorter one said, “What you want me to do is way twisted. Even for Hollywood, this is sick shit.”

“I can't deny it,” Sergeant Hawthorne said, taking the first bite of his cheeseburger and sadly watching a dollop of ketchup squirt out onto the yellow L of the sky-blue UCLA sweatshirt he wore when working vice to make himself look less like a cop. The troops around Hollywood Station said he was so lacking in copper machismo that he could dress in an LAPD raid jacket and still nobody would ever make him for Five-Oh.

“Whose idea was this, anyways?” the shorter cop asked.

“Sort of my idea, I guess,” Sergeant Hawthorne said. “I talked to your watch commander as well as your midwatch sergeant about it before I decided to invite you here for a bite to eat.”

The shorter cop said, “Lemme lock in on this. Are you telling me that Sergeant Murillo actually thought I should do this demented shit?”

It was Sergeant Lee Murillo who'd pointed out that the young vice sergeant resembled the nineteenth-century writer Edgar Allan Poe, and had begun referring to him as “Sergeant Edgar.”

“Well, no,” Sergeant Hawthorne admitted. “Your sergeant said it was completely up to you and that nobody should try to influence you one way or the other.”

“Does the croaker who does the kind of freaky swashbuckling surgeries you talked about still practice around here?” the tall cop asked, starting on the second burger he'd ordered because, what the hell, little Sergeant Edgar with the big vocabulary was sponsoring the meal, wasn't he? In fact, the tall cop had ordered the burgers with fries, plus a side of onion rings, and was even considering a piece of cherry pie with a double scoop of ice cream.

The vice sergeant said, “Not anymore. He's a burned-out crack addict now. He was fairly notorious for doing various kinds of edgy operations in a certain Tijuana clinic. It's an abattoir.”

“A what?” the tall one said.

“A slaughterhouse.” Sergeant Hawthorne instantly regretted using a word they might not understand. He was aware that everyone at Hollywood Station knew this pair by their surfing monikers of “Flotsam and Jetsam,” and he noted that Flotsam always referred to Jetsam's prosthesis as
our
foot, so it appeared that these two were Velcroed. He began to think of possibly including the tall partner in the deal as a way to persuade Jetsam to accept the assignment.

Jetsam said, “He probably got one of those craigslist doctor degrees where they treat all ailments with leeches.”

“No, Dr. Maurice Montaigne's medical degree is legitimate,” Sergeant Hawthorne said. “But his license to practice was pulled long ago.”

“What was that word you used to describe this creepy crap?” Jetsam asked.