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Authors: Craig Brown

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JANIS JOPLIN

The Chelsea Hotel, 222 West 23rd Street, New York

Winter 1967

At the age of thirty-three, the Canadian singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen has just released his first album. He is in New York, staying in the Chelsea Hotel, which is his kind of place. ‘I love hotels to which, at 4 a.m., you can bring along a midget, a bear and four ladies, drag them to your room and no one cares about it at all.’

At three in the morning, Cohen returns to the Chelsea. So far, it has been a dismal evening. He ate a cheeseburger at the Bronco Burger, but found it ‘no help at all’. Then he wasted time in the White Horse Tavern.

He presses the button to summon the unusually small lift, and gets in. But before he has had time to pull the door closed, a young lady with wild hair has entered.

It is Janis Joplin, who is resident in Suite 411. Aged twenty-four, she too has just released her first album, and her career is taking off. ‘I never ever thought things could be so wonderful!’ she wrote to her mother some months ago, adding, ‘... Guess who was in town last week – Paul McCartney!!! (he’s a Beatle). And he came to see us!!!! SIGH ... Gawd, I was so thrilled – I still am! Imagine – Paul!!! ... Why, if I’d known that he was out there, I would have jumped right off the stage and made a fool of myself.’

In fact, the naïve tone she reserves for her mother belies her wild lifestyle: so far this autumn she has enjoyed a range of one-night stands, some with stars like Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison (who she hit over the head with a whisky bottle), but others with lesser-known figures. ‘Before she was famous, people didn’t think Janis was attractive,’ observes Peggy Caserta, one of her long-time lovers. ‘She could barely get laid, and now she had all these admirers.’

Travelling up in the lift with Janis Joplin, Leonard Cohen asks her if she is looking for someone.

‘Yes,’ she replies. ‘I am looking for Kris Kristofferson.’

‘Little lady,’ says Cohen, making his voice gruffer, ‘you’re in luck. I am Kris Kristofferson.’

‘I thought he was bigger.’

‘I used to be bigger, but I’ve been sick.’

By the time the lift reaches the fourth floor, it is clear to both of them that they will be spending the night together. In fact, it is not uncommon for women to offer themselves to Cohen as he rides in the lift: this is, after all, the Chelsea Hotel,
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and, as he observes some decades later, ‘Those were generous times.’

Three years later, Cohen hears that Janis Joplin has died from a heroin overdose in the Landmark Hotel in Los Angeles.
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The following year, he is sitting in a bar in a Polynesian restaurant in Miami Beach, sipping a ‘particularly lethal and sinister’ coconut drink, and thinking of their encounter. He feels inspired, so he picks up a napkin and writes down the words, ‘I remember you well at the Chelsea Hotel’; they are to become the first line of one of his most famous songs.

‘We spent a little time together,’ Cohen reminisces, coyly, nearly thirty years later, to a packed concert hall in Prague. He then sings ‘Chelsea Hotel’ for the umpteenth time:

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
,

you were talking so brave and so sweet;

giving me head on the unmade bed
,

while the limousines wait in the street.[...]

For some years now, the song has had a new verse, which Cohen added just before he came to record it:

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel
,

you were famous, your heart was a legend.

You told me again you preferred handsome men
,

but for me you would make an exception.

And clenching your fist for the ones like us

who are oppressed by the figures of beauty
,

you fixed yourself, you said: ‘Well, never mind
,

we are ugly, but we have the music.’[...]

His introduction to the song varies slightly from concert to concert, according to whim. In Tel Aviv in 1972, he says only that ‘It’s for a brave woman who put an end to it all.’ But as time passes, he grows more candid, more loquacious. ‘One evening, about three in the morning, I met a young woman in that hotel. I didn’t know who she was. Turned out she was a very great singer. It was a very
dismal
evening in New York City. I’d been to the Bronco Burger; I had a cheeseburger; it didn’t help at all. Went to the White Horse Tavern, looking for Dylan Thomas, but Dylan Thomas was dead ... I got back in the elevator, and there she was. She wasn’t looking for me either. She was looking for Kris Kristofferson. “Lay your head upon the pillow.” I wasn’t looking for her, I was looking for Lili Marlene. Forgive me for these circumlocutions. I later found out she was Janis Joplin and we fell into each other’s arms through some divine process of elimination which makes a compassion out of indifference, and after she died, I wrote this song for her. It’s called the “Chelsea Hotel”.’ In the sleeve notes to his 1975
Greatest Hits
, he is more discreet, writing only that ‘I wrote this for an American singer who died a while ago. She used to stay at the Chelsea too.’ But in 1976 he is publicly admitting, or boasting, that the singer in question was Janis Joplin. ‘It was very indiscreet of me to let that news out. I don’t know when I did. Looking back, I’m sorry I did because there are some lines in it that are extremely intimate.’

He repeats the apology to the late singer almost as often as he delivers his introduction to the song. ‘I’m very sorry, and if there is some way of apologising to the ghost, I want to apologise now, for having committed that indiscretion,’ he is still telling BBC viewers in 1994.

JANIS JOPLIN

BEFRIENDS

PATTI SMITH

The Chelsea Hotel, 222 West 23rd Street, New York

August 1970

Three years on, Janis Joplin is hanging out with her band in El Quixote, the bar attached to the Chelsea Hotel. She is the toast of hippy America. She doesn’t seem to notice the young girl who has just strolled in.

Patti and her friend Robert Mapplethorpe have recently moved into Room 1017, the smallest bedroom in the hotel. Aged twenty-three, Patti is a bookstore assistant who yearns to be an artist of one kind or another. The Chelsea represents her aspirations. She enters it as a novice might enter a convent.

Dressed in a long rayon polkadot dress and straw hat, she puts her head round the door of the bar. The scene that greets her is almost absurdly characteristic of its era, scattered in roughly equal proportions with musicians and bottles of tequila. Jimi Hendrix is there in his big hat, slumped over a table at the far end; to the right of him, Grace Slick and Jefferson Airplane are sitting around a table with Country Joe and the Fish; and to the left, Janis Joplin is hanging out with her band. They are all here for the Woodstock Festival.

Grace Slick brushes past her.

‘Hello,’ says Patti.

‘Hello yourself,’ replies Grace Slick. But Patti stubbornly persists in feeling at home. Returning to her room, she feels ‘an inexplicable sense of kinship with these people’.

Over the next few months, she walks around the hotel in awe, an autograph hunter too cool to hunt for autographs. ‘I wandered the halls seeking its spirits, dead or alive.’ She loiters outside Arthur C. Clarke’s rooms, but fails to catch a glimpse; she nudges Virgil Thompson’s door ajar, and spots his grand piano. The composer George Kleinsinger invites her into his suite; it is filled with ferns, palms, caged nightingales and a twelve-foot
python. Someone points out the room in which Edie Sedgwick set herself on fire while glueing on false eyelashes by candlelight.

One night, the beat poet Gregory Corso drops by, and falls asleep while reading Patti’s poems. His cigarette makes a burn-mark on her chair, and she is thrilled. When he leaves, she runs her fingers lovingly over the burn-mark, ‘a fresh scar left by one of our greatest poets’.

Smith remains unsure of her particular vocation: is she a poet or a singer or a songwriter or a playwright? She can’t quite place herself, and no one else can either. ‘You don’t shoot up and you’re not a lesbian. What do you actually do?’ asks a fellow guest. But she continues to make inroads into bohemia. It is the golden age of the hanger-on: even the hangers-on’s hangers-on have hangers-on. Recently, Bobby Neuwirth became top dog after he popped up as a friend of Bob Dylan in
Don’t Look Back
.
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Now Neuwirth takes Patti under his wing, introducing her to Tom Paxton, Kris Kristofferson and Roger McGuinn. One day, he introduces her to Janis Joplin with the words, ‘This is the poet Patti Smith.’ From that moment, Joplin always calls her ‘the Poet’.

Over the coming year, Patti Smith is allowed to join those drifting in and out of Joplin’s suite. Joplin sits on an easy chair in the centre, ‘the queen of the radiating wheel’, brandishing a bottle of Southern Comfort, even in the afternoon. One day, Patti sits at the feet of Kris Kristofferson and Janis Joplin as Kristofferson sings his new song, ‘Me and Bobby McGee’.
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In her rasping, wailing voice, Janis Joplin joins in the chorus. This is later deemed a moment of rock history, but Patti’s mind is elsewhere, preoccupied with the poem she is trying to write. That is the way with these moments: at twenty-three, Patti is ‘so young and preoccupied with my own thoughts that I hardly recognised them as moments’.

In August 1970, when Janis Joplin plays in Central Park, Neuwirth finds Patti a place at the side of the stage. Patti is mesmerised by Joplin, but suddenly there is a downpour, then a thunderstorm, and Joplin is forced to leave the stage. As the roadies clear the equipment away, the
crowd boos. Joplin is distraught. ‘They’re booing me, man,’ she tells Neuwirth. ‘No, they’re booing the rain,’ he assures her.

After another concert, Joplin’s vast entourage troops off to an after-show party at the Remington, near Lower Broadway. Among the guests are the girl in the red dress from the cover of Dylan’s
Bringing It All Back Home
, and the actress Tuesday Weld. Patti notes that Janis – in magenta and pink, with a purple feather boa – spends most of the evening with a good-looking man to whom she is obviously attracted. But just before closing time, the man leaves with someone else, someone prettier.

Joplin bursts into tears. ‘This always happens to me, man. Just another night alone.’

Neuwirth tells Patti to take Janis back to the Chelsea Hotel and keep an eye on her. Patti sits with Janis and listens while she talks about how unhappy she is. Patti has written a song for her, and, never backward in coming forward, seizes the opportunity to sing it. It is on the theme, not wholly original, of the star adored by the public but lonely offstage.

‘That’s me, man! That’s my song!’ says Joplin.

Before Patti sets off for her own room, Joplin adjusts her boa in the mirror. ‘How do I look, man?’ she asks.

‘Like a pearl. A pearl of a girl,’ replies Patti.

A few weeks later, on October 4th 1970, Patti is hanging out with the guitarist Johnny Winter when the news comes through that Janis Joplin has died of a heroin overdose in the Landmark Motel, Los Angeles, aged twenty-seven. Winter, who is highly superstitious, thinks of two other musicians who have recently died, Brian Jones and Jimi Hendrix, and starts fretting that he too has a ‘J’ in his name.
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Patti Smith offers to read his tarot cards, and predicts – accurately, as it turns out – that he is in no immediate danger.

PATTI SMITH

IS TREATED TO A SANDWICH BY

ALLEN GINSBERG

Horn and Hardart automat, West 23rd Street, New York

November 1969

Who can fathom the consequences that may hang on the raising of the price of a cheese roll by ten cents?

On November 1st, Patti Smith and Robert Mapplethorpe gather their belongings and move several flights downstairs in the Chelsea Hotel. Their new room, 204, is next to the one in which Dylan Thomas was resident when he died. Like the British upper classes, the bohemian inhabitants of the Chelsea Hotel thrive on these ghostly connections to grandees of the past.

Patti has always disliked using the lift, and feels a sense of release at being able to nip up and down the stairs. ‘Because it was only the second floor I could fly up and down the stairs ... It gave me a sense that the lobby was an extension of the room.’ Together in their slightly larger room she and Mapplethorpe work at making necklaces from ribbons, string and old rosary beads. Sometimes the beads get lost in the folds of the bedcovers, or slip through the cracks of the wooden floor. But these are early days. Within a few months, they will both have branched out from this comparatively traditional activity. Soon they will stage a ‘happening’ called ‘Robert Getting His Nipple Pierced’. It consists of Mapplethorpe having a gold ring inserted in a nipple while Patti intones a meandering monologue about her love life. This will be followed by ‘Patti Getting Her Knee Tattooed’, in which Patti has a small lightning flash tattooed on her knee by an Australian artist called Vali Meyers.

Their fellow residents express their approval. ‘We who were watching certainly suffered vicariously ... The result was wholly satisfactory in the idiom of the day,’ reports one of them. The ‘happening’ is filmed by another Chelsea resident and screened at the Museum of Modern Art, before an appreciative audience also formed largely of residents of the Chelsea Hotel.

But while they are still engaged in jewellery, Smith and Mapplethorpe develop a routine of picking up lobster claws (ideal for spray painting) from the El Quixote restaurant next door, then off to the Capitol Fishing Tackle Shop two doors down for feathered bait and lead weights for the necklaces, ending up at the Horn and Hardart automat down the street. At the automat, their usual procedure is to get a seat and a tray, go to the back wall, where there are rows of little windows, put a coin in a slot, open a glass hatch, and pick out a sandwich or a fresh apple pie. Patti’s favourite dish is cheese and mustard with lettuce on a poppyseed roll; Robert prefers macaroni cheese. Patti drinks coffee, Robert chocolate milk.

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