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Penny didn't know where to put herself. For the first time she experienced the guilt that she assumed her own friends were feeling. The guilt at one's own good fortune. She put
her hand over Juliette's wrist because she was lost for words. She didn't know what to say because recently Bob was all she really talked about. Just then, though, she wasn't actually thinking about him at all.

Road Kill

Pip butters toast, Zac is skim-reading the
Financial Times
and the
Today
programme drifts sedately through the kitchen; not loud enough to be an active part of breakfast but audible enough to be an integral component in their morning routine. Pip knows to savour these few minutes before Tom breaches the peace.

And here he is. Hastily dressed for school. His nine-year-old physique spurting in fits and starts; just recently his feet have apparently doubled in length yet the softness of his peachy cheeks remains unchanged from when he was a toddler. His fingernails exhibit the indelible grubbiness commensurate with a boy of his age but the pale pitch of his voice seems so pure and clean. His hair truly has an energy of its own and Tom is not yet of an age to exhibit much interest in styling or even basic control. Consequently, it tufts itself into increasingly haphazard configurations, caused as much by spasmodic keratin production as by the freedom of such deep sleep. Today, it resembles something that the forefathers of punk rock spent hours trying to achieve.

‘Happy St David's Day,’ Tom announces. ‘we're doing it in school today.’

‘Good Lord,’ Pip declares, ‘It's the mad March hair.’

Zac looks up from his paper. ‘Or the mad March heir,’ he quips though neither Pip nor Tom cotton on to the pun. It's too early to hear silent ‘h's. It's too early to have to explain, thinks Zac, returning to the pink pages.

Pip attempts to smooth down Tom's hair with her hand. He shirks away and ruffles up Pip's meddling. ‘Toast?’ she asks.

‘Yep,’ Tom says. Zac glances over his paper. ‘Please,’ Tom adds with a sigh.

‘Do you want to go through your piece?’ Pip asks.

Tom looks alarmed. ‘My piece?’

‘For assembly this morning? On the patron saints of the British Isles. Aren't you St George?’

‘Oh. That. I thought you meant my piece of toast,’ says Tom. ‘Digby says that the dragon is a metaphor. But he doesn't even know what a metaphor is.’

‘And do you?’

‘No,’ says Tom, ‘but it sounds boring, like something Miss Balcombe would go on about. And on and on. Yawns-ville.’

‘Well, would you like to go through your piece about St George?’ Pip asks.

‘I know it off by heart,’ Tom says proudly, and launches into a fast, monotone delivery. Pip can see the
Financial Times
quivering. She surreptitiously kicks Zac under the table. Tom finishes his recitation to applause from the table and the 8 a.m. GMT pips from the radio.

‘If babies are such a great thing, if They're such a miracle and stuff – why do they make their mums so poorly and so mega grumpy?’

Pip wasn't prepared for this. Usually when she walked Tom to school she was entertained with a diatribe of the personal hygiene habits and physiognomic misfortunes of his
teachers, which merely required tuts of her disapproval whilst she bit back laughter.

‘Seems a bit stupid to me,’ Tom continued darkly. Pip wasn't sure what to say. Was Tom about to probe for the facts of life? She felt uneasy, having not yet discussed with Zac the information and terminology he was prepared to give his son. ‘Did I do that to her, to my mum, do you think? When she was having me, did I make her puke like mad and be a grumpy old moo?’

Tom was asking Pip about something on which she had actually no authority to answer. ‘Perhaps,’ she answered cautiously, having never actually discussed the vagaries of June's first pregnancy, ‘but excuse me, young man, your mum is not an old moo.’

‘But she
is
grumpy,’ Tom muttered. ‘I thought she would be chuffed about having a baby but all she does is grumble and puke.’ He allowed Pip to take his wrist as they made to cross the road. ‘there's going to be buckets of blood too, of course, when the baby comes. And do you think Mum'll scream her head off – like that woman on
Holby City
last week?’

Pip couldn't really answer that one, not knowing June's take on epidurals.

‘I can see why
you
don't want all that madness,’ Tom said darkly, with much sage nodding.

‘Pardon?’

‘You and Dad,’ Tom shrugged. ‘Don't tell my mum I said stuff like that about her and stuff.’

Pip and Tom were about to step off the kerb when they saw the squirrel. Tom was still young enough to point and declare ‘Hey! Squirrel!’ as it bolted into the road. And then came the car at the same time and they both foresaw the death of the squirrel by a second or so.

‘Oh God,’ Pip gasped, helpless not to be transfixed by the
spatter of guts, the barb of torn limbs, the stark stare of sudden death.

‘Gross!’ Tom said, not quite sure if he was thrilled or distraught.

‘we'll cross the road further down,’ Pip said.

‘Do you think It's really dead?’ asked Tom.

‘Yes,’ said Pip, ‘I do.’

‘Oh.’

‘Poor little thing.’ ‘Poor little thing. Do you think it was a boy or a girl?’

They crossed the road and Pip began to gamely tell Tom that babies didn't cause their mums to feel poorly and be grumpy, all that was down to chemicals causing a lady's body to be able to grow and carry a baby. And anyway, mums and dads so want to have babies that a bit of yukkiness now and then didn't matter at all in the long run.

‘Tom?’

Tom was quietly sobbing though the school gates were in sight.

‘Your mum is fine – please don't you worry about her. She doesn't mean to be grumpy and she can't help feeling a bit yuk.’ Pip gave Tom a hug. ‘Do you want your dad to talk to her? I promise you she can't wait to give you a little baby brother or sister.’

‘Not the baby,’ Tom sniffed, ‘the squirrel.’

happy st david's day!!! Pxxx

Fen stared at the text message Pip had sent her and wondered for a moment whether St David's Day was something She'd forgotten that they celebrated despite having no Welsh blood in the family. Funny old Pip, Fen smiled, texting back.

and to you. F + C xx

Fen knew Pip would start to text her at length but soon
tire of the thumb effort and phone her instead. The call came a couple of minutes later.

‘Happy St David's Day.’

‘Same to you, with bells on.’

‘What are you up to today?’

‘Oh, the usual – puréeing things, changing nappies, singing daft songs, spending the afternoon with women I have nothing in common with other than postcode and the fact that our babies were born in the same month.’

‘Shall we meet up, then? I'm not clowning today – and I'd love to see Cosima. And you.’

Fen looked around her home. It was a tip. She ought to prioritize the chores and say no. ‘OK,’ she said, ‘That'll be lovely.’

‘Kenwood?’ Pip suggested. ‘It's equidistant. Let's have coffee and cake. See you in an hour or so?’

Fen looked at the clock. It was ten o'clock and though Cosima was dressed beautifully in Catimini, Fen was still in her dressing gown. She opened her wardrobe and perused her pre-pregnancy Agnès B skirts and John Smedley cardigans. It was a perverse, masochistic ritual she taunted herself with almost daily. She didn't dare hold them against herself, let alone try them on; scrambling instead into yesterday's cargo pants. Packing Cosima in a snowsuit that made the baby resemble the offspring of the Michelin Man and Laa-Laa the Teletubby, Fen crammed essentials and non-essentials into the changing bag and just about remembered to grab her own jacket before heading out of the house.

Big Red Bus, Cosima!

Look at that little fluffy doggie!

Can you see the blue car, baby girl? Yes, it is a blue car, a nice blue car. Blue, blue, blue car blue.

Walking through East Finchley, Fen and Cosima passed buses and dogs and cars of various descriptions. However,
there was little to point out to Cosima about the Bishops Avenue other than Great Big Houses and Great Big Trees and Great Big Cars.

But then Fen saw the young man with the flowers.

She slowed her pace. He was some distance ahead, fixing a bunch of flowers – tulips, they looked like – around the trunk of a tree. Fen was captivated; how often had she passed by a tree, some railings, displaying a bunch of bedraggled flowers as a memorial to a life lost? But such flowers had simply been there and, usually by the look of them, for quite some time. Had she ever actually seen someone placing such flowers? No, she hadn't. Had she ever seen flowers tied to this tree-trunk? She didn't think so. Not until today. She was approaching him, the man now fixing a bunch of daffodils alongside the tulips. Fen was close enough to see that some had orange trumpets, others white; a cut above the bog-standard yellow for sure.

Should I cross the road? Should I treat him as the bereaved – give him space and peace so he can have his ritual as solemn as is fitting? He looks so young. Who did he lose?

And the young man was offering a daffodil with a broken stem to Cosima. ‘Happy St David's Day,’ he was saying.

‘Oh!’ Fen chirped. ‘A lovely flower! A lovely daffodil. Are you Welsh?’

‘No. Will she eat it if I give it to her?’ the man asked.

‘Probably,’ said Fen.

‘Here, you have it, then,’ he said, worrying his hand through his already tousled jet black hair as if he was genuinely concerned. ‘Put it in her room. Or something.’

‘Oh. OK. Thank you.’

The man paused. ‘My sister would like it.’

Fen looked at him. Christ, how awful. Suddenly she wanted to know details; how awful. She should say something. ‘I'm sorry for your loss.’

‘Thank you,’ the man said, and he genuinely seemed touched. ‘She was twenty and was killed three years ago. My mum lives in Manchester and I've promised her that I'll replenish the flowers each anniversary.’

‘Was it a car?’ Fen asked, cringing that this sounded both tactless and interfering.

‘No, a motorbike,’ the man said.

Fen regarded him. He was fresh-faced and slightly gawky, looked as though he should be putting up leaflets about drama soc at Oxford or Cambridge, rather than road-kill flowers in East Finchley. How old was he? Early twenties? Had he been a younger or older brother to his late sister? ‘How long do the flowers last?’

‘Longer than in a vase, bizarrely,’ he replied, ‘but I hate seeing commemorative flowers all withered and limp. I always come back and check. I take them down before they've passed their best. You could say my sister was in full bloom when she was cut down. So I don't think she should be remembered any other way.’

‘What was her name?’

‘Kay. What's your name?’

‘Fen.’

‘Short for Fenella?’

‘Yes,’ said Fen, charmed. ‘Not many people know that.’

‘I was at college with a Fenella.’

‘What's yours?’

‘Al.’

‘Short for Alan?’

‘No, Alistair.’

‘Ah.’

‘Know any Alistairs?’

‘Nope, You're my first.’

‘What's the baby's name?’

‘Cosima.’

‘That's pretty.’

‘I think some people think It's a bit pretentious.’

‘Is the mum a bit arty-farty then?’

‘The mum?’ Fen was simultaneously shocked and charmed again. ‘I
am
the mummy.’

‘No way! I thought you were the nanny.’

‘No. I'm the mother all right.’ ‘Cool. I see. Wow.’

There followed a pause that was simultaneously awkward yet heightened as they both scrambled around for some other common ground, just something to say, to prolong conversation.

‘Anyway, we'd better go – we're meeting my sister at Kenwood,’ Fen said, as if She'd been miles away and had suddenly come to. ‘It's been nice talking to you. And I'm sorry – about Kay.’

‘Thanks. Thanks. Nice to meet you too – and Cosima. How old is she?’

‘Eight months old,’ said Fen, now really wanting to know how old Al was and whether he was younger or older than his late sister. They'd paused too long for her to ask now. ‘Bye, then,’ she said, a little reluctantly. And just a little coyly too.

Fen walked on. She stopped and turned. Al was looking after her. She waved and he raised his hand. She strolled onwards to Kenwood House, breaking into a sudden grin every now and then. Flattery. How good it felt. ‘I don't know whether to be charmed or insulted,’ she said to Cosima as she walked. ‘I thought I had “Frumpy mum” written all over me.’

The unusual incident, the unexpected attention of a stranger, the break from the drag of just a normal day, served as a tonic that Fen wanted to keep private for utmost potency. So when Pip said how bright she looked, Fen didn't mention
Al. She didn't say that attraction is a peculiar, sly thing that can work wonders on the complexion. She pointed instead to a good night's sleep at last and that Cosima had gobbled up pear purée that morning that had no orange tinge to it whatsoever.

‘It wouldn't be wise to tell Auntie Pip anyway,’ Fen chattered at Cosima as they walked back. ‘Auntie Pip would only give me her worried look – her “Motherhood has made my sister loopy” look.’ Fen stopped at Al's flowers. Cosima was fast asleep. Fen tucked the fleece around the baby and stroked her cheek. ‘I feel a bit ambivalent that I should feel just slightly flattered that Al thought I was the nanny, not your mother. He said “Wow” when I corrected him. What did that “Wow” mean exactly? That I look good for my age? That I'm a yummy mummy? That I'm the first person He's met with an eight-month-old baby? I can't remember the last time I wowed someone. Daddy just calls me silly.’

Waterworks

‘Mr and Mrs York! Mr and Mrs Holmes and Master Holmes! Mr Holden, Ms McCabe, Miss Holden-McCabe! Welcome one and all.’ Django genuflected flamboyantly throughout his roll-call, much to everyone's amusement. He was wearing the jeans He'd worn to Woodstock, tessellations of denim patchworked together, teamed with a shirt swirling brightly with paisley motifs. His belt was all buckle, in the bashed bronze form of a mounted Red Indian, bow and arrow poised. Pip had seen similar go for princely sums on ebay. ‘Cuppa tea? Something to dunk?’