Authors: Janet Evanovich
Tags: #Romance, #Plum, #Fiction, #General, #Bail bond agents, #Mystery Fiction, #Women detectives, #Bounty hunters, #Trenton (N.J.), #Women Sleuths, #Mystery & Detective, #Stephanie (Fictitious character)
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Page: 114
"You know anything about rugs?"
"I know they go on the floor. "
I told him Mooner's story about the million-dollar rug.
"Maybe it wasn't the rug that was worth a million dollars, " Morelli said. "Maybe there was something inside the rug. "
"Such as?"
Morelli just looked at me.
I did some out-loud questioning. "What's small enough to fit in a rug? Drugs?"
"I saw a segment of the security tape from the Ramos fire, " Morelli said. "Homer Ramos was carrying a gym bag when he walked past the hidden camera the night he met Ranger. And Ranger was carrying the bag when he left. Word on the street is that Arturo Stolle is missing a load of money and wants to talk to Ranger. What do you think?"
"I think maybe Stolle gives Ramos drugs. Ramos passes the drugs on to be cut and distributed and ends up with a gym bag filled with money, some or all of which might belong to Stolle. Something happens between Ranger and Homer Ramos, and Ranger gets the bag. "
"And if that's the way it went down, then probably this was an extracurricular activity for Homer Ramos, " Morelli said. "Drugs, extortion, and numbers go to organized crime. Guns go to the Ramos family. Alexander Ramos has always respected that. "
Except, in Trenton, it was more like disorganized crime. Trenton fell right in the middle of New York and Philadelphia. No one cared a whole lot about Trenton. Mostly Trenton had a bunch of middle-management guys who spent their days running numbers through social clubs. The numbers money helped give stability to the drug trade. And the drugs were distributed by black street gangs that had names like the Corleones. If it wasn't for the Godfather movies and PBS specials on crime, probably no one in Trenton would know how to act or what to call themselves.
So now I was getting a better picture of why Alexander Ramos might be disenchanted with his son. The question still being, Was he disenchanted enough to have him killed? And maybe I had a reason for Arturo Stolle to be looking for Ranger.
"All this is speculation, " Morelli said. "Just conversation. "
"You never share police information with me. Why are you telling me this?"
"This isn't exactly police information. This is loose change rattling around in my head. I've been watching Stolle for a long time without much luck. Maybe this is the break I've been waiting for. I need to talk to Ranger, but I can't get him to call me back. So I'm passing this on to you, and you can feed it to Ranger. "
I nodded. "I'll give him the message. "
"No details on the phone. "
"Understood. How'd it go with Gilman?"
Morelli grinned. "Let me guess. Your finger accidentally hit the redial button on the phone. "
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"Crimes R Us is having some organizational problems. I noticed an increase in traffic going in and out of the social clubs, so I expressed some concern to Vito. So Vito sent Terry to assure me the boys weren't stockpiling nuclear arms for World War III. "
"I saw Terry on Wednesday. She delivered a letter to Hannibal Ramos. "
"Crimes R Us and Guns R Us are attempting to reestablish boundaries. Homer Ramos tore down some fences, and now that he's out of the picture, the fences need to be repaired. " Morelli nudged my foot with his. "Well?"
"Well, what?"
"How about it?"
I was so tired my lips were numb, and Morelli wanted to fool around. "Sure, " I said. "Just let me rest my eyes for a minute. "
I closed my eyes, and when I woke up it was morning. Morelli was nowhere to be seen.
"I'm late, " Grandma said, trotting from the bedroom to the kitchen. "I overslept. It's all those interruptions every night. This place is like Grand Central Station. I got my last driving lesson in a half-hour. And then tomorrow I take my test. I was hoping you could take me for it. First thing in the morning. "
"Sure. I could do that. "
"And then I'm moving out. Nothin' personal, but you live in a loony bin. "
"Where will you go?"
"I'm going back with your mother. Your father deserves to have to put up with me, anyway. "
It was Sunday, and Grandma always went to church on Sunday morning. "What about church today?"
"No time for church. God's just gonna have to make do without me today. Anyway, your mother will be there representing the family. "
My mother always represented the family, because my father never went to church. My father stayed home and waited for the white bakery bag to arrive. For as long as I can remember, every Sunday morning, my mother went to church and stopped at the bakery on the way home. Every Sunday morning my mother bought jelly doughnuts. Nothing but jelly doughnuts. Cookies, coffee cakes, and cannoli were bought on weekdays. Sunday was jelly doughnut day. It was like taking communion. I'm a Catholic by birth, but in my own personal religion, the Trinity will forever be the Father, the Son, and the Holy Jelly Doughnut.
I clipped the leash onto Bob's collar and took him out for a walk. The air was cool, and the sky was blue. Spring felt like it wasn't too far away. I didn't see Habib and Mitchell in the parking lot. Guess they didn't work on Sunday. I didn't see Joyce Barnhardt, either. That was a relief.
Grandma was gone when I got back, and the apartment was blissfully quiet. I fed Bob. I drank a glass of orange juice. And I crawled under the quilt. I woke up at one o'clock, and I thought about my conversation with Morelli the night before. I'd held out on Morelli. I hadn't told him I'd seen Ranger leaving Hannibal's town house. I wondered if Morelli had kept information from me, too. Chances were good that he had. Our professional relationship had a whole other set of rules from our personal relationship. Morelli had set the tone from the very beginning. There were cop things he just didn't share. The personal rules were still evolving. He had his. And I had mine. Once in a while we agreed. A while ago we'd had a short fling at living together, but Morelli wasn't comfortable with commitment, and I wasn't comfortable with confinement. So we separated.
I heated up a can of chicken noodle soup and called Morelli. "Sorry about last night, " I said.
"At first I was afraid you'd died. "
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"I figured that out. "
"Grandma's gone for the day, and I have some work to do. I was wondering if you'd baby-sit Bob for me. "
"For how long?' Morelli asked. "A day? A year?"
"A couple hours. "
I called Lula next. "I need to do some breaking and entering. Want to come along?"
"Hell, yes. Nothing I like better than illegal entry. "
I dropped Bob off and gave Morelli instructions. "Keep your eye on him. He eats everything. "
"Maybe we should make him a cop, " Morelli said. "What's his liquor capacity?"
Lula was waiting on her stoop when I drove up. She was discreetly dressed in poison green spandex pants and a shocking pink faux-fur jacket. You could stand her on a corner, in a fog, at midnight, and she'd be visible for three miles.
"Nice outfit, " I said.
"I wanted to look hot in case I got arrested. You know how they take your picture, and all. " She buckled herself in and looked over at me. "You're gonna be sorry you wore that drab-ass shirt. It's not gonna show up. And for that matter, you didn't even mousse your hair. What kind of Jersey hair is that?"
"I'm not planning on getting arrested. "
"You never know. Doesn't hurt to take some precaution and add a little extra eyeliner. Who we breaking in on, anyway?"
"Hannibal Ramos. "
"Say what? You mean like the brother of the dead Homer Ramos? And the number one son of the Gun King, Alexander Ramos? Are you freakin' nuts?"
"He's probably not home. "
"How are you gonna find out?"
"I'm going to ring his doorbell. "
"And if he answers?"
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"Uh-oh, " Lula said. "You don't have a cat. "
All right, so it was a little lame. It was the best I could come up with. I was betting Hannibal wasn't home. I didn't hear Ranger yodel good-bye to anyone last night. I didn't notice lights on after he left.
"What are you looking for?" Lula asked. "Or do you just want to die young?"
"I'll know it when I see it, " I said. At least I hoped so.
The truth is, I didn't want to think too hard about what I was looking for. I was half afraid it'd incriminate Ranger. He'd asked me to watch Hannibal's house, and then he'd gone snooping without me. Made me feel just a tad left out. And it had me a little worried. What had he been looking for in Hannibal's house? For that matter, what was he looking for at the Deal house? I suspected my window- and door-counting expedition had given him information he needed to break in to the building. What on earth could be in there to warrant taking such a risk?
Ranger, the Man of Mystery, was okay when everything was going just fine. But I was involved in something serious here, and I was thinking that the constant mystery surrounding Ranger was getting old. I wanted to know what was going on. And I wanted some assurance that Ranger was on the right side of the law on this one. I mean, who was this guy?
LULA AND I stood on the sidewalk and studied Hannibal's house. Drapes still drawn. Very quiet. The houses on either side of Hannibal were quiet, too. Sunday afternoon. Everyone was out at the mall.
"You sure this is the right address?" Lula asked. "This don't look like no big-ass arms-dealer house. I was expecting something like the Taj Mahal. Like where the Donald lives. "
"Donald Trump doesn't live in the Taj Mahal. "
"He does when he's in Atlantic City. This turkey don't even have no gun turrets. What kind of arms dealer is he, anyway?"
"Low profile. "
"Fuckin' A. "
I approached the door and rang the bell.
"Low profile or not, " Lula said, "if he answers I'm gonna mess my pants. "
I tried the handle, but the door was locked.
I looked to Lula. "You can pick a lock, right?"
"Hell, yes. They don't make the lock I can't pick. Only I didn't bring my whatchamacallit. "
"Your lock-picking thing?"
"That's it. And anyway, what about the alarm system?"
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We walked back to the sidewalk, around the block, and got on the bike path from one street over, just in case someone was watching. We walked to Hannibal's privacy fence and let ourselves in through the gate, which was now unlocked.
"You been here before?" Lula asked.
"Yep. "
"What happened?"
"He shot at me. "
"Hunh, " Lula said.
I put my hand to the patio door and shoved. The door was unlocked.
"You may as well go first, " Lula said. "I know how you like to do that. "
I pulled the curtain aside and stepped into Hannibal's house.
"It's dark in here, " Lula said. "This guy must be a vampire. "
I turned and looked at her.
"Uh-oh, " she said. "I just scared myself "
"He's not a vampire. He keeps his drapes drawn so no one can look in. I'll do a preliminary check to make sure the house is empty. And then I'll go room by room and see if anything interesting turns up. I want you down here doing lookout. "
THE FIRST FLOOR was clear. The basement rooms were clear, too. Hannibal had a small utility room down there, and a larger game room with a large-screen television, a billiard table, and a wet bar. It occurred to me that someone could be in the basement, watching television, and the house would appear dark and unlived-in. There were three bedrooms on the second floor. Also empty of human beings. One bedroom was obviously the master bedroom. Another had been converted into an office, with built-in bookshelves and a large leather-topped desk. And the third bedroom was a guest room. It was the guest room that caught my interest. It looked as if someone was living in it. Bed linens rumpled. Men's clothes draped over a chair. Shoes kicked off in a corner of the room.
I rifled the drawers and closet, checking pockets for something that might identify the guest. Nothing to be found. The clothes were expensive. I guessed their owner to be average height and build, under six feet and probably around 180 pounds. I checked the trousers against the trousers in the master bedroom. Hannibal had a larger waist size and his taste was more conservative. Hannibal's bath was attached to the master bedroom. The guest bathroom was off the hall. Neither held any surprises, with the possible exception of condoms in the guest bathroom. The guest had expected to see some action.
I moved to the office, scanning the bookshelves first. Biographies, an atlas, some fiction. I sat at his desk. No Rolodex or address book. There was a notepad and pen. No messages. A laptop computer. I turned it on. Nothing on the desktop. Everything on the hard drive was benign. Hannibal was very careful. I turned the computer off and went through his drawers. Again, nothing. Hannibal was neat. His clutter was minimal. I wondered if his suite at the shore was like this, too.
The guy in the guest room wasn't nearly so neat. His desk, wherever it was, would be a mess.
I hadn't found any weapons in the upstairs rooms. Since I knew, firsthand, that Hannibal had at least one gun, this probably meant he had the gun with him. Hannibal didn't seem like the kind of guy to leave his armaments in the cookie jar.
I went to the basement next. Not much to investigate down there.
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"I couldn't find anything on this floor, either, " Lula said. "No matchbooks from bars, no guns stuck under the couch cushions. There's some food in the refrigerator. Beer, juice, loaf of bread, and some cold cuts. There's some cans of soda, too. That's about it. "
I went to the refrigerator and looked at the wrapper on the cold cuts. They'd been bought at the Shop Rite two days earlier. "This is really creepy, " I said to Lula. "Someone's living in this house. " And my unspoken thought was that they could be home any minute.
"Yeah, and he don't know much about cold cuts, " Lula said. "He got turkey breast and Swiss cheese when he could have got salami and provolone. "
We were in the kitchen, looking in the refrigerator and not paying a lot of attention to what was happening in front of the house. There was the sound of a lock clicking open, and Lula and I both stood up straight.
"Uh-oh, " Lula said.
The door opened. Cynthia Lotte stepped into the room and squinted at us in the dim light. "What the hell are you doing here?" she asked.
Lula and I were speechless.
"Tell her, " Lula said, giving me an elbow. "Tell her what we're doing here. "
"Never mind what we're doing here, " I said. "What are you doing here?"
"None of your business. And anyway, I have a key, so obviously I belong here. "
Lula hauled out a Glock. "Well, I got a gun, so I guess that one-ups you. "
Cynthia whipped a . 45 out of her purse. "I've got a gun, too. We're even. "
They both turned to me.
"I've got a gun at home, " I said. "I forgot to bring it. "
"That doesn't count, " Cynthia said.
"It counts for something, " Lula said. "It isn't like she don't have a gun at all. And besides, she's wicked when she got the gun. She killed a man, once. "
"I remember reading about it. Dickie almost went into cardiac arrest. He thought it reflected badly. "
"Dickie's a hemorrhoid, " I said.
Cynthia smiled without humor. "All men are hemorrhoids. " She looked around the apartment. "I used to come here with Homer when Hannibal was out of town. "