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How to Succesfully Kidnap Strangers by Max Booth III

Do not respond to bad reviews. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.

Terence, Mephisto & Viscera Eyes by Chris Kelso

9 new science fiction stories from Chris Kelso

The Fairy Princess of Trains by Christopher Boyle

Danny’s mediocre life turns upside-down when his couch starts whispering to him. Then he’s charged with a supernatural mission: Rescue the Fairy Princess of Trains.

Fecal Terror by David Bernstein

A killer turd is on the loose!

Ascent by Matthew Bialer

Is the 8 foot tall creature haunting a small town in Iowa in the fall of the year 1903 the product of a hoax and collective imagination or was it one of the first documented paranormal event in America? This epic poem grapples with these questions.

Glue by Scott Lange

Sticky bowels and sticky situations.

Gravity Comics Massacre by Vincenzo Bilof

An absolutely shitty novella involving comic books, aliens, a serial killer, teenagers in an abandoned town, horror-trope dream sequences, and an ending you’re going to hate.

ADHD Vampire by Matthew Vaughn

He came, he conquered, he was distracted a lot

Industrial Carpet Drag by Bruce Taylor

Chemicals make you do great things!

Notes from the Guts of a Hippo

by Grant Wamack

A rugged journalist travels to Brazil in search of a missing hippo researcher and the notes left behind lead to something earth shatteringly revelatory.

Moosejaw Frontier by Chris Kelso

An unapologetic disaster of metafiction

Day of the Milkman by S. T. Cartledge

In a world dominated by the milk industry, only one milkman survives after a terrible storm sinks all the ships and throws the Great White Sea out of balance.

Necrosaurus Rex by Nicolas Day

Necrosaurus Rex tells the tale of Martin, a simple janitor, who takes an unfortunate trip through time, becomes a violent mutant, and the father of us all. There’s 14 billion years crushed inside these pages, and most of them are pretty nasty.