I is for Innocent (36 page)

“Jesus. This is really profound. I'm taking notes over here.”

That made him mad and he fired twice, slugs plowing
into the carpet to my right. I matched him shot for shot just for the hell of it.

“You're so innocent,” he said. “You think you're such a cynic, but you were easy to fool—”

“Let's not jump to conclusions,” I said. I thought I saw his head appear in Lonnie's doorway. I fired two more times.

He disappeared. “You missed.”

“Sorry to hear that.” I slipped out the magazine and counted cartridges by feel. All that nice ammo in the other room.

“You have a problem over there?”

“I broke a fingernail.”

He was silent for a moment. “Be careful with your ammo. You only have one shot left.”

“Bullshit. I have two.”

He laughed in the dark. “Oh, right. Uh-hunh.”

I was quiet and then I said, “What makes you so sure?”

“I can count.”

I put my head down briefly, gathering my strength. Time to move along, I thought. I slipped my left shoe off and placed it on the floor in front of me. I slipped my right shoe off, my eyes crossing at the heat in my right hip. I could feet a numbness spreading and I couldn't quite compute how pain and nothing could share the same nerve path. “That was only seven,” I said.

“It was
eight
.”

“I have a ten-shot,” I said piously. I began to ease back toward the point at which the corridor made a left.

“A ten-shot. What crap. You're such a liar,” he said.

“Oh, really? What kind of gun do you have?”

“A Walther. An eight-shot. I have two shots left.”

“No, you don't. You have one. I can count, too, bird-breath.” I was moving by degrees, nearing the corner, feeling backward with my foot. David Barney didn't seem to notice the change in my location.

“You can't fool me. I did my homework on you.”

“Like what?” I said. I reached the corner and angled myself around until only the upper portion of my body was in the corridor. David Barney was now about twenty-five feet away. I was resting on my right side, my blue jeans wet with blood. I looked down at myself. My hip had started to glow. I lifted myself on one elbow. I'd put my weight on my key-chain, activating the little plastic flashlight that was shaped like a flattened oval and turned on when you pinched it. I eased the keys out of my jeans pocket and took the flash off the key ring. I pushed the keys to one side, uneasy about their jangling.

“Like this business about your lying. You take a lot of pride in the fact.”

“Who'd you hear that from?”

“I get around. It's amazing how much information you can pick up in jail.”

“I bet you tell a lot of lies yourself,” I said. “You probably have a nine-shot.”

He actually sounded flattered. “You never know,” he said.

“What made you so sure I'd come down here tonight?” I pulled myself up onto my hands and knees.

“You didn't figure that out? You told Curtis you kept your gun here. That's why I set up the meeting at the bird
refuge. I knew you'd never go down there without your gun.”

Let's get this over with, I thought. I came up to a half crouch, like a runner at a starting post, painfully aware of the throbbing in my butt.

Behind me, I heard him say, “You still there?”

I didn't answer.

“Where'd you go?”

I limped in my sock feet as quickly as I could toward the kitchen door. The room glowed a faint gray from the outside light. I realized at a glance there was no place to hide. I veered out of the room and across the hall. I tiptoed to the far corner and I crouched down beside the Xerox machine with my back to the wall. Bending my right leg hurt so bad I had to grit my teeth. I made it to a sitting position, my gun in my right hand, the little flash in my left. My hands felt greasy with sweat and my fingers were cold.

“Kinsey?” From the hallway. Any minute he'd figure out I was gone and come barreling after me.

I was squeezed in beside the Xerox machine with my knees drawn up. I was hoping to keep the target area as small as possible, though crammed in a corner was probably not such a hot idea. Guy fires one bullet, he hits everything you got.

“Hey!” he said. “I'm talking to you.” I could tell from his voice he was still down around Lonnie's office. The man was annoyed.

I tried to still my breathing.

He fired.

Even down the hall and around the corner, I jumped. That was eight. If the man had an eight-shot, I was doing
okay. A nine-shot, I was screwed. Once he figured out where I was, I was fair game. It was really too late to go anywhere else. I was feeling clammy, that cold, sick sensation that overwhelms you when you're about to pass out. I wiped my cheek against my shirtsleeve. Fear had settled over me like an icy vapor, rippling against my spine.

The notion of dying is, at the same time, trivial and terrifying, absurd and full of anguish. Ego clings to life. Self lets it go, willing to free-fall, willing to soar. If I regretted anything, it was simply not knowing how all the stories would turn out. Would William and Rosie fall in love sure enough? Would Henry reach the age of ninety? With all the blood oozing out, would Lonnie ever get his carpet clean?

So many things I hadn't done. So many things I wouldn't get to do now. Dumb to die like this, but then again, why not?

I took two deep breaths, trying to keep my head clear.

In the hallway, quite close, I heard David Barney's voice. “Kinsey?” He was checking the kitchen as I had, realizing there was no place for concealment. He'd probably scouted the place while he was waiting for me to show up. He had to know the copy room was the only place left. I could hear his shallow breathing.

“Hello. You in there? Now we can have a little liar's contest. Do I have one bullet or no bullets?”

I said nothing.

“And what about the lady? She claims she has two left. Does she lie or tell the truth?”

My hands were shaking so hard I couldn't steady the
gun. I pointed in the general direction of the door and fired.

His “Oh” was full of pain. He made a humming sound that told me I had hit him and he was hurting. Well, good. It made two of us. He shuffled into the room. “That makes nine,” he said. His voice turned grim and silly and theatrical. He was clowning. “Are you prepared to die?”

“I wouldn't say prepared exactly, but I wouldn't be surprised.” I held the small flashlight in my left hand and pinched the center. It gave off a scant tablespoon of light, but it was enough to see him with. “How about you?” I said. “Surprised?” I fired at him point-blank and then studied the effect.

This was instructional. In the movies, you shoot someone and they're either blown back a foot or they keep coming at you, up from the bathtub, up from the floor, sometimes so full of bullet holes their shirts form red polka dots. The truth is, you hit someone and it hurts like hell. I could testify to that. David Barney had to sit down with his back to the wall and think about life. A wet red stain was forming on his left side, fairly ruining his shirt and causing his expression to shift from smug superiority to consternation.

I studied him for a moment and then said, “I told you I had a ten-shot.”

He didn't seem interested in that. I pulled myself into a standing position, leaving a sticky handprint on the Xerox machine. I crossed the room to the wall he was propped against. I leaned down and took his gun, which he offered up without resistance. I checked the magazine. There was
one bullet left. His eyes had gone empty and his fingers opened slowly as he released his own life. Something like a moth fluttered off into the dark. I limped into the hall, raking my little flashlight across the wall until I found the fire alarm box. I busted the glass door and pulled the lever.

 

 

 

 

N
ow that I've learned how to sit down again, I suppose I should fill in the few remaining gaps in my paperwork. The new year has rolled over and the torrid romance between Rosie and William continues unabated. Henry has threatened everything from a hunger strike to fisticuffs to no avail. I can understand his concern—William would be a trial in any event—but there's still something wonderful about love at close range.

The police referred Tippy Parsons to the district attorney's office, where she had a lengthy and candid conversation with one of the deputy DAs. I'd thought her age might be a mitigating factor in the hit-and-run death, but what it came down to in the end was the simple fact that the statute of limitations on the vehicular manslaughter had already run out. When Hartford McKell heard the driver had been found, he insisted on writing me a check for the twenty-five thousand bucks despite the fact that Tippy was
neither arrested nor convicted. I took the money. I did the work so why not get paid? Now all I have to decide is what to do with it. In the meantime, spring is just around the corner and life is very good.

Respectfully submitted,
Kinsey Millhone