IBID (27 page)
Authors: Mark Dunn
After passing out glasses of grape juice to all in attendance, Venetia concluded with this observation:
“If my friend Jonathan Blashette were a dog, I think he would have been a big, friendly Saint Bernard. He had a keen sense of smell, as all of his employees at Dandy D will attest—a gift for sniff that ended up making the world just a little more fragrant through his efforts in the marketplace. Like the Saint Bernard, Jonathan served as able guide over often treacherous trails—those daunting pathways of life, helping so many he knew gain a better foothold here and there. And in the snowstorms of travail that buried us, he was always there, Jonny-on-the-spot, to dig us out and offer something cockle-warming to drink. He drank with us all—famous and ordinary and everyone in between. So let us now raise our glasses to Jonathan Blashette. Cheers to the greatest three-legged man we ever met.
Please join the family in fellowship and remembrance as they gather in the undercroft.lounge. Beer nuts and figs will be provided for refreshment.”
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Afterword
. This brief, seemingly irrelevant essay on the
beauty, rich history and delicious municipal enchantment that is the city of Boston, while appearing to be the work of the Boston Tourist and Visitor’s Bureau (I have, in fact, quoted heavily, and with permission from that bureau’s boosterish brochures) constitutes my humblest apology to a city which I have mischaracterized throughout this book. I hope that readers from that fair metropolis, the Cradle of Liberty, Hub of the Universe, and Athens of America will find it in their hearts to forgive me…and to buy my book.
Thank you, David Poindexter and Pat Walsh at MacAdam/ Cage for allowing this most recent, brazen attempt at redefining the American novel. I’ve always contended that there are a lot of ways to tell a story, and some that are rarely or never even tried. I appreciate this new opportunity to step wide of the narrative box.
Thank you to all my history teachers. You kept it fun and kept me reading and delving…and laughing.
Thank you Woody Allen, who doesn’t know me from Adam (Adam’s slightly taller), but who is the master at mining history for all its comic worth. You have inspired me through the spirit of your
New Yorker
pieces and your films
Zelig
and
Radio Days
among others. And if you think this represents a bald attempt to suck up to you so that we might one day hang out at a Rangers game together,…you are right.
Thanks, Wayne Furman for giving me access to the Allen Room for scholars at the New York Public Library where much of this book was researched. I also enjoyed our afternoon tea and M & M breaks.
And thank
you
, good readers, for giving me the chance to convince you that history can be more than dry facts and dates. And that naughty can be mighty fun. Wasn’t it Mary Todd Lincoln who privately remarked, “I wonder how the play turned out.”