Authors: Edward Lee
Infernal Angel (18 page)
The snack bar raved in fluorescent light; Walter shielded his eyes. Why would he not like the light all of a sudden? Given his mood, perhaps, and the foreknowledge of what he’d be doing to himself in a little while, darkness seemed more fitting. He’d have to remind himself to turn off all the lights in his dorm, later, when he put the barrel of the Remington to his forehead. Yes, the darkness seemed more fitting. The darkness would comfort him.
“What do you want?” the heavyset, hair-netted woman behind the counter asked testily.
I want Candice,
he thought.
he thought.
“Come on, kid, do I look like I got all night?” she sniped.
She seemed in a hurry but when Walter looked behind him he saw that no one else was in line. Why was she being mean to him? Suddenly he wanted to drown her in the vat of steaming chili sauce, just dunk her head in and hold it down. He wanted to stick up for himself for once, at least snap back with a retort, like: “Grow a dick and blow yourself, Aunt Beau,” or “Why don’t you bend over and pound those chili dogs up your fat ass?” But all Walter said in response was, “Sorry, miss. I’d like one chili dog please, and a Mountain Dew.”
She smirked and sloppily prepared his order which he then paid for and took to a table. The snack bar’s seating area was empty save for one couple, a guy and a girl, obviously late-night studiers. Walter looked wide-eyed at them as they smiled happily at each other and began kissing.
Walter looked back down at his dog; it was the only company
he
was due tonight. “The last meal of the doomed man,” he droned to himself. At least the chili dogs were pretty good here. He picked it up—some sauce dribbled off the sides—prepared to take the first bite. Walter didn’t notice that the shadow pooled around his feet was moving independently but why, after all, would he notice that?
he
was due tonight. “The last meal of the doomed man,” he droned to himself. At least the chili dogs were pretty good here. He picked it up—some sauce dribbled off the sides—prepared to take the first bite. Walter didn’t notice that the shadow pooled around his feet was moving independently but why, after all, would he notice that?
The first two bites were good. On the third bite, however, his eyes flicked to the plate-glass window that formed the front wall of the snack bar and he saw two people walking by, a guy and a girl. They were holding hands.
Then they stopped.
They were kissing.
The third bite fell out of Walter’s mouth.
It was Candice and some football player in a letterman jacket.
Walter was tempted to curse God. Was there no peace? Not even in the last moments of his life? Why couldn’t fate leave him alone in this waning hour? Why was God grabbing him by the back of the hair to give his face one last rub in the pile of sad crap that was his life?
She was wearing a lavender tank top that only accentuated her 38DD bosom. Also a short, tight denim skirt from which her long tan Brooke Burke legs emerged to end on stiletto heels. Her waist-long blond hair shimmered as she and the letterman kissed more ravenously, clenching. Walter watched through the dark pane, to behold the guy’s hand plow up under the back-side of her skirt. Candice’s hand was occupied as well, foraging around the guy’s crotch.
Yeah, I need to see this,
Walter thought. If he had the shotgun now—right now—what would he do?
Yeah, I need to see this,
Walter thought. If he had the shotgun now—right now—what would he do?
Kill them too?
Hmm
...
...
The notion suddenly excited him but, alas, he knew it was just a fleeting fantasy.
I don’t have the guts,
he knew all too well. It would be all he could do just to blow his head off all alone.
I don’t have the guts,
he knew all too well. It would be all he could do just to blow his head off all alone.
Candice and the boy sauntered off. Had they seen him through the window? Was she giggling? Now that she’d aced her trig and algebra, what did she need Walter for?
Colin was right, he knew. She’s a cruel blond bimbo, and I’m the sucker...
Colin was right, he knew. She’s a cruel blond bimbo, and I’m the sucker...
He got up and raced for the bathroom, stomach convulsing. He banged through the door, stumbling, then toppled to his knees—quite conveniently in front of the toilet into which he vomited up those first two bites of chili dog. It wasn’t much, just a quick projectile burst and then his stomach was empty again. But he felt as though he was throwing up more from his heart than from his stomach.
Dizzy, he stood up, wiped sweat off his brow with the short sleeve of his very nerdy parrot-green-and-white-striped shirt. He flushed the toilet, taking deep breaths. Did everyone on the brink of suicide suffer such preludes? Again, it didn’t seem fair,
nothing
did. A boy’s last night on earth should be tranquil, low-key, even a little transcendent.
nothing
did. A boy’s last night on earth should be tranquil, low-key, even a little transcendent.
He leaned against the wobbly wall of the toilet stall. Much graffiti besmirched the shiny gray paint, but this was a college so the more intellectually elevated scribblings did not surprise him.... FULL OF SOUND AND FURY ... SIGNIFYING NOTHING, someone quoted Macbeth. IF FLUID FLOWS HORIZONTALLY, PRESSURE DECREASES WHILE VELOCITY INCREASES.
Bernoulli’s Theorem!
Walter thought. He knew it at a glance. He stooped to read some other things some people had scrawled.
They’re poems,
he realized. Then he stalled.
I hope they’re nice poems,
he thought. On the last night of his life? He’d be grateful for some nice, happy poems, like Carl Sandburg or Robert Frost...
Bernoulli’s Theorem!
Walter thought. He knew it at a glance. He stooped to read some other things some people had scrawled.
They’re poems,
he realized. Then he stalled.
I hope they’re nice poems,
he thought. On the last night of his life? He’d be grateful for some nice, happy poems, like Carl Sandburg or Robert Frost...
My blood sifts through ashes;
all my muses are dead,
and your smile puts Glock 17 to my head.
Walter blanched. He read the next one.
There’s no reason left to wonder,
no reason left to care.
Why don’t you put your head in the noose
and kick out the fuckin’ chair?
Frost or Sandburg probably didn’t write these! He staggered out of the stall. Some
nice
poems! His mind ticked like a bomb.
Just go back to the dorm and do it,
he advised himself.
Just do it. Don’t be a pussy anymore. Do it.
For some reason, however, he thought back to the evil dream, the pretty girl named No-name. When he’d asked her if he should do it, she’d simply replied “I can’t advise you.” But she’d also said something else, hadn’t she?
I’m a presage. The future isn’t mutable.
Certainly she was nothing but a symbol of his sleeping, subconscious mind, yet it seemed that she already knew what would happen. Walter, now, thought he knew too.
nice
poems! His mind ticked like a bomb.
Just go back to the dorm and do it,
he advised himself.
Just do it. Don’t be a pussy anymore. Do it.
For some reason, however, he thought back to the evil dream, the pretty girl named No-name. When he’d asked her if he should do it, she’d simply replied “I can’t advise you.” But she’d also said something else, hadn’t she?
I’m a presage. The future isn’t mutable.
Certainly she was nothing but a symbol of his sleeping, subconscious mind, yet it seemed that she already knew what would happen. Walter, now, thought he knew too.
“I’m going back to the dorm now,” he said to the echoing bathroom, “and I’m going to do it.”
“No,” a voice told him, but it was more akin to a hiss than a voice. “Don’t, Walter. Please don’t do it.”
“Why?” he answered the absurd voice.
“Because you’ll offend your providence.”
The voice was coming from the toilet. Walter merely shrugged, unalarmed. This seemed appropriate too: that he should lose his mind as his suicide approached. It was the same toilet he’d just flushed his vomit down in.
What have we here?
he wondered half-heartedly. He looked down.
What have we here?
he wondered half-heartedly. He looked down.
There was a face in the toilet, looking up at him through the water. A woman. Had someone actually cut her head off and put it in there? No, it wasn’t deep enough. The face lacked dimensionality; it was an image, like a reflection.
“Don’t end your life, Walter,” the face in the toilet told him.
Walter shrugged. What more proof did he need of insanity? This must be some pre-suicide stress syndrome. He was seeing things.
The woman’s face was pretty—in a way. Pretty, that is, if you overlooked the pus-yellow skin, bloodred eyes, vampire fangs, and the horns jutting from her elegant forehead. She smiled, blinking at him.
“If you kill yourself, you’ll be missing out,” the devil-woman told him. “Aren’t you tired of missing out on things? Aren’t you tired of everyone else having the fun but never you?”
Hallucination or not, Walter had no choice but to answer, “Yes. I’m so tired of that ...” More thoughts of Candice.
Everyone gets her but me...
Everyone gets her but me...
Walter spun around at the sound of the bathroom door opening. It opened slowly, on its own, like the automatic doors you sometimes saw at public restrooms for people in wheelchairs. Only this wasn’t an automatic door.
It
drifted
open.
drifted
open.
Then a girl walked in, a pretty girl college girt—not as pretty as Candice, of course, but... she wasn’t bad. Shapely, brunet, tight blue jeans and a hackneyed FLORIDA IS FOR LOVERS t-shirt. But she seemed to be struggling against something, as though someone unseen were pulling her back as she tried to move forward. Or perhaps it was the other way around, someone unseen was pushing her forward as she tried to move back and get away. Walter had never seen her before.
“Who are you?” Walter asked.
Her face pinched up. She whipped her head back and forth, eyes squeezed shut, teeth grinding. Yes, she was struggling against some force that Walter couldn’t see. But what?
“You-you can‘t-can’t—kill yourself!” she blurted.
“Why?”
“They-they-they’re making me say it!”
Just
once, Walter thought,
why can’t I have a normal day like everybody else?
once, Walter thought,
why can’t I have a normal day like everybody else?
“I‘m-I’m-I’m ... being machinated by Convulsionary Satanic nuns!” she blurted next and then began to move forward more, still struggling against something. Eventually she pinned him into the corner. Walter could only stare back at her.
“Don’t-don’t kill yourself. Here-here-here you have no power, but-but, over thuh-thuh-there you’ll have everything!”
“Everything? Like what?” he asked.
“Pow-pow-power!”
“I don’t want power,” Walter told her, having no idea what she was talking about.
“Ruh-ruh-riches untold!”
“I don’t want riches.”
“Luh-luh-love!”
Walter paused on that one.
“Yes, Walter,” the voice from the toilet added. “Love. I know a place where love will finally find you. Love like you could never imagine. Have you ever had that, Walter?”
He thought of Candice. “No.”
“Don’t kill yourself and you can finally have what you deserve. It’s a place where no one will laugh at you.”
More from the twitching girl in the Florida shirt: “Yuh-yuh-you won’t be a duh-duh-dork anymore.”
The Toilet Devil: “You will be truly loved.”
What did it matter?
I’m having a conversation with hallucinations because I’m crazy.
But at least it was an
interesting
conversation. Walter liked the subject matter.
I’m having a conversation with hallucinations because I’m crazy.
But at least it was an
interesting
conversation. Walter liked the subject matter.
“Where?” he asked.
Florida Shirt continued to twitch against whatever force was manipulating her. “The Meff-meff-meff-issssssssssssssss ssss-topolis!”
“Trust us, Walter,” the girl in the toilet added before he could question anything.
Trust? “Why? I trusted Candice and look what happened ? She just used me. Girls just use me. I’m a nerd. That’s the way it’s always been.”
“Do as we say and you’ll be a king,” the Toilet Devil said.
Florida Shirt shivered in front of him. Now Walter could actually detect a trace of that unseen entity that was manipulating her: a misshaped ghost standing right behind her, its fat hands upraised as surreal puppet strings descended down to the girl, to make her do or say whatever it wanted. “Yuh-yuh you could be the most powerful mmmmmman in hiss-hiss-history. But not if you kuh-kuh-kill yourself.”
Then the ghost behind the girl vanished like smoke, and the girl collapsed to the floor. She looked up, shock in her eyes. “Where am I? What am I doing here!” She jumped up and ran away.
“Walter?” The Toilet Devil again. She had a soft, sexy voice.
“What?” Walter asked.
“Your destiny awaits.”
Walter’s own shadow began to lengthen across the floor even as Walter remained perfectly still. The shapes of ink-blot arms extended, long black-ribbon fingers sliding up the wall which faced Walter.
One finger began to write a final graffiti, like black magic marker, only this wasn’t ink, this was pure shadow.
The shadow wrote this on the wall:
ETHEREAN! EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY!
When Walter got back to his dorm room, it was close to midnight. He was surprisingly unconfused. Hallucinations were common among the mentally ill, and what else could explain his current condition? He was suicidal. He was pathologically depressed. It messed with your brain chemistry, made you see things that weren’t really there, and hear words that weren’t actually being spoken.
My brain’s not working right,
he acknowledged. It was that simple.
My brain’s not working right,
he acknowledged. It was that simple.
But what should he do? Take the advice of a bunch of hallucinations? Or follow his heart?
The dorm seemed silent as a morgue. He could hear his heart beating, and it beat louder when he looked at the shotgun still propped barrel up in the corner. Something nagged his eye from across the room: a framed picture of Candice. He gazed back as if in a dream.
She’s so gorgeous...
She’s so gorgeous...
But was she smiling at him, or laughing?
What have I got?
he asked himself, plopping his butt down on the bed.
I’ve got a major suicidal compulsion, but I’ve also got hallucinations telling me not to kill myself, which means, one way or another, I’ve got a serious psychiatric problem. I’ve got a genius I.Q. but I’ve also got a dorky, pencil-neck geck body to go along with it, plus I’ve got no personality and no social acumen, and on top of all that, I’ve got the girl of my dreams who thinks I’m the biggest joke in the world. He
rubbed his hands together in the concession.
That’s it
.
That’s all I’ve got.
he asked himself, plopping his butt down on the bed.
I’ve got a major suicidal compulsion, but I’ve also got hallucinations telling me not to kill myself, which means, one way or another, I’ve got a serious psychiatric problem. I’ve got a genius I.Q. but I’ve also got a dorky, pencil-neck geck body to go along with it, plus I’ve got no personality and no social acumen, and on top of all that, I’ve got the girl of my dreams who thinks I’m the biggest joke in the world. He
rubbed his hands together in the concession.
That’s it
.
That’s all I’ve got.
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