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Authors: Mindy Kaling
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
HELLO
Introduction
Alternate Titles for This Book
I FORGET NOTHING: A SENSITIVE KID LOOKS BACK
Chubby for Life
I Am Not an Athlete
Don’t Peak in High School
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (Or, How I Made My First Real Friend)
I LOVE NEW YORK AND IT LIKES ME OKAY
Failing at Everything in the Greatest City on Earth
The Exact Level of Fame I Want
Karaoke Etiquette
Day Jobs
Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities
Matt & Ben & Mindy & Brenda
HOLLYWOOD: MY GOOD FRIEND WHO IS ALSO A LITTLE EMBARRASSING
Types of Women in Romantic Comedies Who Are Not Real
All About The Office
Franchises I Would Like to Reboot
Contributing Nothing at Saturday Night Live
Roasts Are Terrible
My Favorite Eleven Moments in Comedy
How I Write
The Day I Stopped Eating Cupcakes
Somewhere in Hollywood Someone Is Pitching This Movie
THE BEST DISTRACTION IN THE WORLD: ROMANCE AND GUYS
Someone Explain One-Night Stands to Me
“Hooking Up” Is Confusing
I Love Irish Exits
Guys Need to Do Almost Nothing to Be Great
Non-Traumatic Things That Have Made Me Cry
Jewish Guys
Men and Boys
In Defense of Chest Hair
Married People Need to Step It Up
Why Do Men Put on Their Shoes So Slowly?
MY APPEARANCE: THE FUN AND THE REALLY NOT FUN
When You’re Not Skinny, This Is What People Want You to Wear
These Are the Narcissistic Photos in My BlackBerry
Revenge Fantasies While Jogging
MY ALL-IMPORTANT LEGACY
Strict Instructions for My Funeral
A Eulogy for Mindy Kaling, by Michael Schur
Good-bye
Acknowledgments
Table of Contents
Alternate Titles for This Book
I FORGET NOTHING: A SENSITIVE KID LOOKS BACK
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (Or, How I Made My First Real Friend)
I LOVE NEW YORK AND IT LIKES ME OKAY
Failing at Everything in the Greatest City on Earth
The Exact Level of Fame I Want
Best Friend Rights and Responsibilities
HOLLYWOOD: MY GOOD FRIEND WHO IS ALSO A LITTLE EMBARRASSING
Types of Women in Romantic Comedies Who Are Not Real
Franchises I Would Like to Reboot
Contributing Nothing at Saturday Night Live
My Favorite Eleven Moments in Comedy
The Day I Stopped Eating Cupcakes
Somewhere in Hollywood Someone Is Pitching This Movie
THE BEST DISTRACTION IN THE WORLD: ROMANCE AND GUYS
Someone Explain One-Night Stands to Me
Guys Need to Do Almost Nothing to Be Great
Non-Traumatic Things That Have Made Me Cry
Married People Need to Step It Up
Why Do Men Put on Their Shoes So Slowly?
MY APPEARANCE: THE FUN AND THE REALLY NOT FUN
When You’re Not Skinny, This Is What People Want You to Wear
These Are the Narcissistic Photos in My BlackBerry
Revenge Fantasies While Jogging
Strict Instructions for My Funeral