Jinxed

“Fast-paced, sizzlingly sexy fun!”

—
USA Today
best selling author Karyn Monk

“
Jinxed
is an enjoyable private investigative romance that has the feel of the 1930s Hepburn-grant madcap comedies. The story line is fun to follow as Jake does not know whether he needs to lock up or kiss Afia. Fans of screwball romantic romps will enjoy the love tale of the socialite and the sleuth.”

—
Amazon.com
#1 Reviewer, Harriet Klausner

10 out of 10!

“Every once in a great while, a writer comes along and really breaks new ground. What makes
Jinxed
so different from other detective-dame stories is the totally original ‘voice’ of author Beth Ciotta. The whole package works. I found myself laughing out loud and falling in love with Afia and Jake and flat out rooting for them to succeed on their own and as a couple. Can’t wait to read more from this promising new-to-me author.”

—Review by Live2WriteNow at
www.reviewcentre.com

For Helen Rosburg and Leslie Burbank:two mavericks who spin dreams into
heart-tripping reality.

Published 2004 by Medallion Press, Inc.

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Copyright © 2004 by Beth Ciotta

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My thanks to:

Cynthia Klimback, Julia Templeton, and Mary Stella: cherished friends, amazing critique partners, and persistent warriors. Thank you for your invaluable input and for slaying my personal demons (aka creative insecurities) on a daily basis enabling me to conquer this exciting challenge.

Linnea Sinclair for her overall generosity and insight into the life of a private investigator.

Sebastian Goldstein for his friendship, support, and legal expertise.

Melanie Rice and Duane Leeds: treasured friends and true inspirations. You enrich my world with your humor, heart, and artistic pursuits.

Stephanie Bond, Sandra Chastain, Kathyrn Falk, Heather Graham, and Connie Perry for their friendship, guidance, and never-ending support. I am blessed to have you in my life.

Steve Ciotta, my husband and true-life hero. Thank you for supporting my dream, especially when I’m stressed out over plot points, writer’s block, and deadlines. You are a generous, inspiring soul, and you fill my heart with joy.

Although this story takes place in Atlantic City, New Jersey (the gaming playground of the east coast), please note that the Carnevale Casino, the Bizby, the Sea Serpent, and the Seaside Charity Committee are purely fictional.

“Declined.”

“Excuse me?” Afia blinked at the quasi-Euro sales associate, a black-rimmed spectacled, chic-suited man who three minutes before had been all smiles and pleasantries.

“Your privileges have been revoked, Ms. St. John.”

The woman standing behind her in line snickered. Afia blushed. Exclusive shops such as
Bernard’s
treated their patrons like royalty. So why did she suddenly feel like the rabble? “There must be some mistake.”

The associate retained a deadpan expression. “Perhaps you’d like to try another card.”

Her business manger, Henry Glick (a financial wizard according to her mother), had asked her to make all of her purchases on one specific credit card until further notice. Something to do with interest rates and consolidation. So seven months ago she’d handed over the bulk of her cards to Mr. Glick, except for the American Express that she’d tucked away for emergencies. As her dignity was at stake just now, she considered this a genuine crisis. Fishing her Gucci wallet out of her matching handbag, Afia handed the sales associate her backup card. He slid her platinum plastic through the gizmo next to the cash register, starting the process all over again, leaving her to ponder the mystery of her “declined” Visa. Obviously, the card was defective. As soon as she got home she’d call Mr. Glick and have him order her a replacement.

The clerk glanced up, with one haughty eyebrow raised, and a trace of a smirk playing at his glossed lips.

Afia’s stomach clenched.
Stop looking at me like that. I haven’t done anything wrong.
Funny how many times she’d wanted to scream that sentiment in her cursed life. But as always she kept her feelings inside. Calm. Dignified.

The associate sidled over to the phone and placed a call.

Afia tucked silky strands of poker-straight hair behind her diamond-studded ears and willed her pulse steady.
I haven’t done anything wrong.

Casting her a sidelong glance, the associate mumbled a cryptic “uh-huh” and “I see,” and then hung up. He returned and passed Afia her American Express. “Declined.”

Bernard’s
four other patrons—plump-lipped, tight-skinned women who looked as though they frequented the same plastic surgeon—conversed in hushed tones. Afia hated being the center of gossip. Mortified, she leaned over the counter and crooked a finger at—she glanced at his nametag—“Douglas. There must be something wrong with your credit card device.”

“Our Zon is functioning properly. I’m afraid it’s your credit that’s in question. Perhaps you’d like to write a check.”

“I don’t have my checkbook.” Mr. Glick oversaw her bank account and paid her bills. She’d been relying on cash and her Visa for months. She’d yet to have a problem. Until now. “Please try again.” Panic fluttered in her chest as she re-offered Douglas her Glick-approved Visa. Those strapless, wedge-heeled Chanels sat on the counter waiting to be bagged. The perfect mates to the silk shantung dress she’d just purchased at Saks.

Two minutes later, Douglas re-shelved the wedge-heeled Chanels. On the verge of hyperventilating, Afia fled
Bernard’s
. The shoe fiasco had dashed the last of her tremulous composure as she navigated the bustling city sidewalk. She’d survived two high profile weddings and three funerals in seven years. Not to mention the unflattering media surrounding her bizarre personal dramas. Being labeled “The Black Widow” by an unfeeling gossip columnist had been the cruelest blow. Anyone who knew her, knew the insinuation was absurd. Still, her second husband’s sudden death had earned her a fair share of suspicious double takes. Her small circle of friends had dwindled to one. She’d managed to cope and found shopping a temporary cure-all for her ever-increasing bouts of depression. But surely,
surely
she hadn’t shopped herself into the poorhouse. Each of her husbands had left her a fortune.

Her mind racing with one horrible possibility, she quickened her spike-heeled steps and avoided walking under a workman’s ladder only to step on a crack in the pavement. Out of habit she clutched her left wrist and stroked the charm bracelet her dad had given her to counteract ill luck. That’s when she felt it. The gap. She quickly fingered the charms, ticking them off in her mind—horseshoe, wishbone, four-leaf clover—stumbling twice in her haste to make it to the car. The third time she went down. Face down on the crowded sidewalks of Fifth Avenue.

Rudy came to her rescue. The muscle-bound chauffeur whisked her up and carried her to his double-parked limousine. “Animal,” he said of a snickering passerby and then opened the door and helped her into the back seat.

“I’m all right,” she said.

“You’re crying,” Rudy said. “And you’ve got a run in your hose.”

Afia glanced at her left shin and cried harder. “Darn!”

“I knew this wasn’t a good idea. I should’ve taken you shopping somewhere cheerful and sunny. Like Miami.” Rudy slammed her door, took his place behind the wheel, and revved the engine. “What happened in there?”

“They declined me.”

“What?”

“Never mind.”
Sniffle
. “I just want to go home.” Again, she glanced at her charms. Twelve. She counted only twelve. There were supposed to be thirteen, unlucky thirteen acting as reversed bad luck. She was missing her gold moneybag marked with the dollar sign. The charm that represented “wealth.” She could have lost it in any one of several stores. Or on the street. Down a grate, in the gutter.
Gone
, her rational mind whispered. It was the only thing that kept her from going back and searching every square inch of Manhattan. This bracelet had been a gift from her dad, her champion, the good-humored buffer between her and her superstitious mother. Losing a charm was like losing a piece of her hero. It also smacked of a bad omen. Hands trembling, she pushed aside a day’s worth of shopping bags and searched her leather satchel for tissues and her cellular.

She punched in her business manager’s number while Rudy eased his way into the bumper-to-bumper traffic. “Be home, Mr. Glick. Please be home.”

Rrrring. Rrrring.
“I’m sorry. The number you have dialed has been disconnected. Please—”

She hung up and speed dialed his cell number.

Rrrring. Rrrring.
“I’m sorry. The number you have dialed—”

“Henry, how could you!” She strangled the phone wishing it were Henry Glick’s skinny, double-crossing neck, and then dropped the cell in her lap. Mental note: Strike Glick off of my Christmas list! Stroking her wounded bracelet, she glanced out the tinted side window, tears blurring her vision and distorting her view of Manhattan. In her hypersensitive state, the skyscrapers tilted, threatening to crumble and crush her. The relentless traffic melded, threatening to run her over. She missed her Dad. Randy, and Frank. The men in her life who made everything all right. She knew that made her unfashionably dependent. Yet how did one fight one’s nature? She’d been trying to cope, struggling to maintain proper grace. Losing that lucky charm, a charm she’d had since she was thirteen years old, had been the final straw. “I can’t breathe,” she squeaked, suddenly and horribly overwhelmed.