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This Ogopogo is supported not by Indian myths but by photographs, sonar readings, and eyewitness reports. The Folden film (discussed by Joe earlier in this chapter and analyzed in
appendix 4
) is considered among the best evidence. For such cryptozoologists as John Kirk of the British Columbia Scientific Cryptozoology Club, Ogopogo is the most likely and best documented of the lake monsters, far more so than Loch Ness's denizen. Loch Ness is a high-profile money pit, swallowing hundreds of thousands of research dollars and countless hours of effort over the last three-quarters of a century, yet yielding precious little in return. According to Kirk (2005), “The Ogopogo phenomenon preceded that of the Loch Ness mystery. In the 1920s Ogopogo appearances were commonplace and the animal was regarded as just another member of the local fauna and not a mystery. Its reality was so strong to Okanagan Lake residents that when they built ferries to take people form Kelowna to Westbank there was concern that the ferry needed to be armed with ‘monster-repelling devices' to ensure passenger and crew safety.” Furthermore, Kirk says, “The catalog of films and video of Ogopogo are more numerous and of better quality than anything I have personally seen at Loch Ness and I believe that several of them are very persuasive that there is a large living unknown creature inhabiting the lake.” Jerome Clark and Nancy Pear, in their book
Strange and Unexplained Happenings
(1995, 440), also suggest that “despite its silly name, Ogopogo is one of the most credible of the world's lake monsters.”

A third Ogopogo exists: the local mascot and hero, a cuddly bringer of cheer and love. Long gone are the echoes of live sacrifices, drowning deaths, and bone-strewn beaches. This is N'ha-a-itk and Ogopogo updated for modern Canada and presented by a savvy public-relations department. Nicknamed Ogie, this Ogopogo is sometimes dragonlike, complete with wings and scales and an elongated body formed into the distinctive series of humps. Countless tourist items feature Ogie, ineluding
T-shirts, coffee mugs, key chains, and bumper stickers. Downtown Kelowna sports a life-size (?) Ogopogo statue near the waterfront (
figure 7.9
), and a half dozen books on the beast can be found in bookstores around town. The city of Kelowna's coat of arms, adopted in 1955, even features a seahorse, which, according to a city brochure, “in heraldry is the closest approximation of our Ogopogo.”

Figure 7.9
A statue of Ogopogo, the beloved local lake monster, sits in downtown Kelowna, British Columbia. (Photo by Benjamin Radford)

The public-friendly Ogopogo can be found peering down from shelves in tourist hovels, next to snow globes and plush beavers in little red Mounties uniforms adorned with maple leaves. This Ogopogo is devoid of nasty scales or slimy skin, sheathed instead in a fuzzy body and lovable countenance (
figure 7.10
). Ogie is cute and green, often childish, and frequently sports eyelashes and a disarming smile.

A 1982 children's book by Brock Tully is typical of the scrubbed-up, reformed beast. In the book
With Hope We Can All Find Ogopogo,
a “chubby, fuzzy, cuddly little ball of fluff with a big, warm and excited smile” named Hope becomes dismayed at the complex, alienating, and confusing world of adults. Seeking solace, he wanders to the
shore of Lake Okanagan, where he suddenly “saw two of the biggest, warmest, lovingest eyes he had ever seen and he felt reassured. He was further soothed when the monster belonging to the eyes spoke so gently and softly and welcomed Hope to the cove.” Hope and Ogopogo develop a deep friendship: “Ogy was the most loving, forgiving, and patient living creature possible. Ogy
was
love!!” Hie story ends with Hope running back to his home yelling, “We are all Ogopogo!” It is
this
Ogopogo—not the murderous and fearsome N'ha-a-itk, not the dark and blobby images in home videos and photographs—that is love incarnate. In fact, there may be more children's books about Ogopogo than about any other lake monster. Other titles include
Ogopogo: The Misunderstood Lake Monster
by Don Levers (in which the beast heroically saves several busloads of schoolchildren from drowning) and
The Legend of Lil Ogie
by Garfield Fromm.

Figure 7.10
Cuddly and plush Ogopogo dolls are a far cry from the creature's legendary
and bloody past. (Photo by Benjamin Radford)

Ogopogo means different things to different people. This does not automatically relegate the beast to myth, of course: Hindus imbue cows with a significance that eludes McDonald's customers, and any cat fancier will affirm that felines are exalted among animals. But the differing versions do suggest that a real understanding of Ogopogo requires a broad view.

“Ogopogo has mellowed with the passing of time,” writes Gaal in her book
In Search of Ogopogo
(2001, 120). “Of recent years, he frolics in the water with almost impish delight, flips a flirtatious tail, and, with a sly wink, disappears into the froth to return from whence he came.” This mellowing occurred rather suddenly in the 1920s. In 1924, songwriter Cumberland Clark wrote a popular music-hall song called “The Ogopogo: The Funny Fox-Trot” (Shuker 1995). As Joe mentioned earlier, the song (which whimsically claimed that Ogopogo was the result of an illicit union between an earwig and a whale) established the name of the creature. Shortly thereafter, Ogopogo sightings increased dramatically. Note that this increase in sightings was linked to
publicity,
not to other sightings. Unless the creature frequented music halls, it wouldn't have known that its fame was being spread far and wide and thus be inclined to show itself more often. The most likely explanation for the increased sightings is that people were more aware of the creature, were expecting to see it, and were interpreting ambiguous lake phenomena as Ogopogo even in the monster's absence. A similar spike occurred at Lake Champlain following the 1981 publication of Sandra Mansi's 1977 photo of Champ (see
chapter 2
). But, notes Blackman (1998, 71), “reported Ogopogo attacks had ceased completely, and the peoples living on the lake were beginning to view the monster in a much kinder light. As fear gave way to curiosity and excitement, accounts of encounters with ‘the lake demon' became much more lighthearted.”

Unless lake pollution over the past centuries has had a sedative effect on the beast, this marked change in its behavior is very curious. Animals don't exhibit such a temperamental about-face in the real world. It seems that the public's perception of Ogopogo—independent
of its actions—influenced reports of the monster's behavior. Part of this transformation is surely an effort to capitalize on tourism: who wants to travel to western Canada to vacation where a murderous leviathan may demand a blood tithe or the family puppy?

As with N'ha-a-itk, the real question is not what Ogopogo means in some absolute or biological sense but what Ogopogo means to the culture and the age embracing it. The First Nations peoples have N'ha-a-itk, the cryptozoologists and eyewitnesses have Ogopogo, and the tourists and Okanagan Valley children have Ogie. N'ha-a-itk and Ogopogo are fundamentally amorphous, but with Ogie, we have finally have captured the beast—in its cultural, if not its actual, form. The creature's fame began with stories and songs of its exploits; years later, those stories crystallized into (and influenced) modern reports of an actual beast; soon after that, stories and songs about the creature began to spread once again. Until and unless the beast is captured or identified, Ogopogo will surely live on: part god, part demon, and part chameleon.

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So far in this book we've examined some of the world's greatest and best-known lake monster mysteries. And although Nessie, Champ, Memphre, Cressie, Ogopogo, and the rest get much of the attention, their lesser-known cousins are said to populate countless lakes around the globe. What follows is a brief survey of the world's other lake monster mysteries.

Canada's Lake Utopia, in southern New Brunswick, is reportedly home to a fearsome monster, according to Micmac Indian legend, centuryold tales, and modern eyewitness reports. As with other lake creatures, it is variously described but only rarely glimpsed; its presence is more often demonstrated by a churning of the water and debris sent up from the depths. There are no known photographs of the alleged creature, but in the early settlement period, tracks—or rather a “slimy trail” with claw marks—leading into the water were reported (Martinez 1988; Colombo 1988). Today, it appears that most local people are skeptical of the monster's existence, although a few have reported seeing an unexplained wake (Murray 1999) or what they believed was a large animal (Gaudet 1999); others know someone who has witnessed such a sighting (K. Wilson 1999; T. Wilson 1999).