Magic Gone Wild (18 page)

Speaking of which… She pursed her lips. She needed to let them out of the armoire and un-Invisible them soon. Henry and Eirik and the rest, too.

Of course, that meant she’d have to mention them to Zane.

She blew out a breath. Okay, maybe that could wait—

“Hello? Anyone home?” The back door rattled.

Zane grimaced, Merlin
poofed
out, and Vana glanced down at the twenty-first century outfit she wore. Other than her slippers, she could pass for mortal.

She toed off the
khussas
and shoved them as close to the wall as she could, deciding against magicking them into the spectrasphere on the off chance—okay, not so off, but definitely chancy—that her magic wouldn’t work properly, then turned around to see who it was.

The guy from the hospital stood in the open doorway. Another plus to time travel was that he hadn’t had the chance to leer at her.

“What do you want, Gary?” Zane practically growled.

“I tried the front door, but I guess you guys didn’t hear me.” Gary looked at her. “Well, hello there. I heard Zane had a beautiful friend with him.”

Scratch that. The guy had perfected his leer.

“Mind if I come in?”

“Would it matter if I said no?” Zane leaned onto his elbows.

“Aw, come on, Zane.” Gary might be talking to Zane, but his eyes never left her face. Well, maybe to travel a bit lower. Vana was glad she’d changed clothing. “It’s been years. Surely we can bury the hatchet?”

Vana could have sworn Zane muttered, “In your skull,” but it got lost in the screech of his chair being pushed back from the table.

He strode out the back door past Gary, letting it bang behind them. Hmm, she thought she’d fixed that.

Vana walked over and tested the door. The hinges worked perfectly.

“Gary, let’s not kid ourselves,” said Zane, leading him off the back stoop. “There was never any great friendship between us and I don’t plan to be around long enough to start one, so whatever you’ve got in mind, don’t include me.”

“Now, Zane, hear me out.” Gary put a hand on Zane’s shoulder, flashed a practiced grin with just the right amount of conciliatory in the tone, and lowered his head so as to be non-threatening—or condescending, as the case may be—but that was thwarted by the fact that Zane was two inches taller.

Still, the man had political posturing down pat. “We both want what’s best for the town. And that’s preserving the history of Harrisonville. I just want to talk to you about that. “

“Not interested.” Zane slid out from Gary’s hold.

“But—”

“Gary.” Zane could do conciliatory, too, though the squinting of his eyes belied the schmoozing tone and went right to calculating. Vana was going to have to watch some of his football footage; she had a feeling he was a very effective player. And he probably looked really good in those tight pants, too.

“I get that you need to look good for your campaign, but this isn’t your civic duty. It’s time the stories about my family were put to rest, and hopefully unloading the place will finally do the job.”

“But, Zane, those stories have kept up the interest in this town. We can’t lose a vital part of our heritage. I’ve got plans, big plans, once I’m mayor. I want to bring in tourism, and to do that, we need to keep our history alive. It’s what sets us apart from other towns in the area. It’s our draw. The quaint homespun town built upon the ideals and efforts of one man.”

“You’re forgetting the stories, Gar. Those will never die if you hype Peter’s efforts in this town.”

“I don’t want them to die, Zane. Think of it. Tourism means jobs. Transportation, hospitality, retail. Instead of selling the place, why not donate it to the town? People will come from miles around to see the house and its contents. To see if they can see any of what Peter claims he saw. We’ll do tours: the blackberry incident, the old mill, the church window. It’ll be a gold mine for the town and for you. You’ll get a cut, of course.”

Zane looked like he wanted to cut Gary.

Vana had forgotten about the church window. Shortly after Peter had brought her here, he’d wished for a rose window for the church, so she’d conjured one for him. Never having been to Paris to see the one he’d wanted it modeled after, she’d fashioned one made from pink glass. And that was it. Square instead of the circular one he’d been expecting, there’d been no design, no stained-glass effect, nothing. Just a block of pink glass.

Poor, unsuspecting Peter hadn’t been prepared for the giant gasp that had gone up when he’d removed the covering with grand fanfare at the church’s dedication, and, afterward, there’d been no way to fix her gaffe, short of destroying it. She and Peter had discussed that possibility, planning an accidental lightning strike during a bad storm, but Peter had died before a suitable storm had shown up. The window was probably still on that church, a giant billboard to her incompetency and yet another blight on Peter’s name.

“So you want to make a public spectacle of my great-grandfather’s eccentricities to bring in tourists?”

“A spectacle?” Gary unknowingly mimicked Merlin’s “moi?” pose. “Zane, please, you wound me with your assumptions. There will be no spectacle. We want to honor Peter. Make this place a museum. His legend will bring people in to see the wonderful place he’s built and revitalize the town.”

“No way, Gary. I want no part of this, and if you even try, I’ll sue you.”

Vana wanted to applaud. For all that she liked the idea of honoring Peter, she didn’t want him to be remembered for her mistakes. He deserved better than that.

“Zane, Zane.” Politician mode was back in full swing. So was the leering when she looked out the back door, which really bugged her. “Just think about it. I’m sure we can come to a mutually satisfactory agreement.”

Zane opened the screen door, his back to Gary. “Trust me, Gar, what I have in mind you wouldn’t find satisfactory at all.”

She, however, got great satisfaction from the dozen or so beetles that followed Gary into his car.

18

Zane had slammed the kitchen door on his way back in, apologizing to Vana for both breaking the hinge and Gary’s asinine ogling, but the anger hadn’t stopped clawing at him.

The guy still knew which buttons to push, and Zane was royally pissed off for letting himself get pulled back into that shit by reacting while Gary had played him. Twenty years ago, he hadn’t had the life experience or self-confidence to handle Gary, but he was a grown man now with a good career, not the scrawny, meek kid that prick used to torment.

Needing to diffuse his anger, he spent the next few hours working up a hellacious sweat removing the sheets from the furniture and giving the pieces a thorough vacuuming. Then he headed up to the attic to clean that out, too. He was getting the house ready for sale by next week’s appointment with Cameron if it killed him.

When he lifted a rug in the attic, it almost did.

Pain seared his shoulder. Christ. He didn’t need to tear his rotator cuff on top of everything else.

He backed up and leaned against an old armoire, willing the shoulder to stop throbbing. Hell. He was only thirty-two, not seventy-two. Too young to be thinking of his body failing him, but as a professional athlete, he knew it was one of the hazards of the job. But he wasn’t
that
old; others had played longer than him. Look at Rice. Owens. Stallworth. They’d played for years.

The
genie
could
allow
you
to
play
as
long
as
you
like.

The thought had him checking his other shoulder to make sure there wasn’t a little devil sitting there because, with Vana around, anything could happen.

He could think of a lot of things he’d like to have happen with Vana.

He repositioned the rug on his shoulder, welcoming the pain to get his mind off her. She’d been occupying it too much lately. He’d been ready to curse the cold shower until he’d pictured her in it with him, and he’d been thrilled to have something other than his hand to cool him off.

He needed to get laid. But since that wasn’t happening until he got the house up for sale and got the hell out of town, manual labor would have to do the trick.

He hoisted the rug again, then stood up, and—son of a bitch!—banged his head on a rafter. Shuffling his feet to keep his balance, Zane angled the bulky rug toward the doorway.

The rug smacked into the doorframe, and pain ricocheted through his shoulder again. Son of a bitch!

He’d been saying that a lot lately. Maybe he ought to ask Vana for help. Just with the bulky items, like the rug. And that armoire. He had no idea how he was going to get that thing downstairs.

No, he’d said no magic and that’s what he had to stick to. This might be the tortuous route, but at least he wouldn’t have to worry about the armoire magically sprouting wings and flying out the window.

He glanced uneasily at the armoire, then chided himself for being ridiculous. Of course the thing couldn’t fly. He was going to have to find a neighbor to ask for help.

Yeah, and then watch Merlin show up, or Vana would make the coat rack dance, sending said neighbor screaming from the property. Zane sighed and hiked the rug back into place. He was on his own with this.

Four steps from the doorway, the rug hit the doorframe again and bent in half across it.

What the—? Zane backed up, hiked the rug again, and aimed it forward.

This time, the rug angled down, slid out of his hold, hit the floor, and flipped over and sideways, ending up lying perpendicular to the threshold.

“Zane? Are you okay up there?”

“Yes.” No.

What the hell was going on with the rug? He yanked it around. The thing was as cumbersome as a blocking sled on the practice field.

“You sure?” Vana’s voice sounded a little closer now.

“Fine.”

He pushed the rug toward the doorway.

It didn’t budge.

“I can help, you know.” She poked her head around the doorframe. “Without… um… magic.”

She couldn’t help even
with
magic.

Zane didn’t answer, just walked to the far end of the rug, sat behind it, braced himself against an old steamer trunk, put his feet on the rolled end, and shoved.

The rug moved, unfurling just enough to catch on the doorframe.

“Help? Is that what you call
that
?” Zane pointed to the rug fringe that was gripping the doorframe like… like… like
fingers
. “I thought we agreed. No more magic.”

Vana took her sweet time looking at the fringe. Then she looked at the rug lodged in the doorway. Then she looked at him and climbed over the rug into the attic.

“I’m not doing that, but I guess I should have warned you.”

“You think?”
Warned
him? Oh, Jesus. Did he really want to know?

“I’d forgotten about her.”

“You’d forgotten.” He didn’t bother making it a question; he wasn’t asking one. Because he was afraid of what the answer would be.

Vana nodded and knelt beside the rug. She tapped it in the middle. The damn thing rolled up like a cartoon scroll. All that was needed to complete the mockery it’d made of him were slot machine-like bells and whistles.

“I’d honestly forgotten, Zane. Peter brought her here only a short while before he put me back in my bottle, so it’s not like she was on my radar.”

“How does one forget a magical rug—oh god, please tell me it doesn’t fly.”

Vana shook her head. “If she did, I highly doubt she’d still be up here.”

“Oh, I don’t know. It’s doing a damn good impersonation of something that doesn’t want to leave.”

“I think that’s because she thought you were going to throw her in the trash and she didn’t want to go.”

“Hold on.” Zane pulled himself off the floor and onto an old ottoman. “You’re anthropomorphizing this thing? Giving it feelings and a brain? Logic?” Although… Vana kept calling the rug a
she
, so logic was questionable.

Vana stroked a hand across the rug. “She’s actually not a rug.”

“She’s not.” Again, he didn’t make it a question. Because, again, he was scared of the answer.

“No.” Vana leaned a little closer. “She’s someone who annoyed Faruq.”

“Faruq?” Shit. He’d asked.

“The High Master’s vizier.”

“I see.” No, he didn’t. He didn’t see one damn thing. Who and what was a vizier? What could possibly annoy him or her to the point of turning someone into a rug? Who was the rug? And why was he not freaking out at that question, let alone the entire idea of someone being turned into one in the first place?