Midnight Alley (2 page)

Michael shot her a dirty look, took the phone, and turned on the charm. He had a lot of it, Claire knew; it wasn't just parents who liked him, it was . . . well, everybody. Michael was smart, cute, hot, talented, respectful . . . nothing not to love, except the whole undead aspect. He assured her mother that everything was fine, that Claire was behaving herself—his eye roll made Claire snort cola up her nose—and that he was watching out for Mrs. Danvers's little girl. That last part was true, at least. Michael was taking his self-appointed older-brother duties way too seriously. He hardly let Claire out of his sight, except when privacy was required or Claire slipped off to class without an escort—which was as often as possible.

‘‘Yes ma'am,'' Michael said. He was starting to look a little strained. ‘‘No ma'am. I won't let her do that. Yes. Yes.''

Claire had pity on him, and reclaimed the phone. ‘‘Mom, we've got to go. I love you both.''

Mom still sounded anxious. ‘‘Claire, are you sure you don't want to come home? Maybe I was wrong about letting you go to MIT early. You could take the year off, study, and we'd love to have you back home again. . . .''

Weird. Usually she calmed right down, especially when Michael talked to her. Claire had a bad flash of Shane telling her about his own mother, how her memories of Morganville had started to surface. How the vampires had come after her to kill her because the conditioning didn't stick.

Her parents were in the same boat now. They'd been to town, but she still wasn't sure just how much they really knew or understood about that visit—it could be enough to put them in mortal danger. She had to do everything she could to keep them safe. That meant not following her dreams to MIT, because if she left Morganville—assuming she could even get out of town—the vampires would follow her, and they'd either bring her back or kill her. And the rest of her family, too.

Besides, Claire
had
to stay now, because she'd signed a contract pledging herself directly to Amelie, the town's Founder. The biggest, scariest vampire of them all, even if she rarely showed that side. At the time, she'd been Claire's only real hope to keep herself and her friends alive.

So far signing the contract hadn't meant a whole lot—no announcements in the local paper, and Amelie hadn't shown up to collect on her soul or anything. So maybe it would just pass by . . . quietly.

Mom was still talking about MIT, and Claire didn't want to think about it. She'd dreamed of going to a school like MIT or CalTech her whole life, and she'd been smart enough to do it. She'd even gotten early acceptance. It was drastically unfair that she was stuck in Morganville now, like a fly in a spider's web, and for a few seconds she let herself feel bitter and angry about that.

Nice,
the brutally honest part of her mocked.
You'd sacrifice Shane's life for what you want, because you know that's what would happen. Eventually, the vampires would find an excuse to kill him. You're not any better than the vampires if you don't do everything you can to prevent that.

The bitterness left, but regret wasn't following bitterness any time soon. She hoped Shane never knew how she felt about it, deep down.

‘‘Mom, sorry, I've got to go; I have class. I love you—tell Dad I love him, too, will you?''

Claire hung up on her mother's protests, heaved a sigh, and glanced at Michael, who was looking a little sympathetic.

‘‘That's not easy, talking to the folks,'' he offered. ‘‘Sorry.''

‘‘Don't you ever talk to your parents?'' Claire asked, and slid into the chair at the small breakfast table across from him. Michael had a cup of something; she was afraid it was blood for a second, but then she smelled coffee. Hazelnut. Vampires could, and did, enjoy food; it just didn't sustain them.

Michael looked suspiciously good this morning—a little color in his face, an energy to his movements that hadn't been there last night.

He'd had more than coffee this morning. How did that happen, exactly? Did he sneak off to the blood bank? Was there some kind of home delivery service?

Claire made a mental note to check into it. Quietly.

‘‘Yeah, I call my folks sometimes,'' Michael said. He folded the newspaper—the local rag, run by vampires—and picked up a smaller, rolled bundle of letter-sized pages secured by a rubber band. ‘‘They're Morganville exiles, so they have a lot to forget. It's better if I don't keep in contact too much; it could make trouble. I mostly write. The mail and e-mail get read before they're sent; you know that, right? And most of the phone calls get monitored, especially long-distance.''

He stripped off the rubber band and unfolded the cheap pages of the second newspaper. Claire read the masthead upside down:
The Fang Report.
The logo was two stakes at right angles making up a cross. Wild.

‘‘What's that?''

‘‘This?'' Michael rattled the paper and shrugged. ‘‘Captain Obvious.''

‘‘What?''

‘‘Captain Obvious. That's his handle. He's been doing these papers every week for about two years now. It's an underground thing.''

Underground in Morganville had a lot of meanings. Claire raised her eyebrows. ‘‘So . . . Captain Obvious is a vampire?''

‘‘Not unless he's got a serious self-image problem,'' Michael said. ‘‘Captain Obvious hates vampires. If somebody steps out of line, he documents it—'' Michael froze, reading the headline, and his mouth opened, then closed. His face set like stone, and his blue eyes looked stricken.

Claire reached over and took the newspaper from his hands, turned it, and read.

 
‘‘The
Better-Off-Dead
club?'' Claire repeated aloud, horrified. ‘‘He's kidding, right?'' There was Michael's picture, probably directly out of the Morganville High yearbook, inset as a graphic into a tombstone.

With crudely drawn-in fangs.

‘‘Captain Obvious never comes out and tells anyone to kill,'' Michael said. ‘‘He's pretty careful about how he phrases things.'' Her friend was angry, Claire saw. And scared. ‘‘He's got our address listed. And all your names, too, though at least he points out none of you are vampires. Still. That's not good.'' Michael was getting past the shock of seeing himself outed in the paper, and was getting worried. Claire was already there.

‘‘Well . . . why don't the vampires do something about him? Stop him?''

‘‘They've tried. They've arrested three people in the last two years who said they were Captain Obvious. Turned out they didn't know anything. The captain could teach the CIA a thing or two about running a secret operation.''

‘‘So he's not that obvious,'' Claire said.

‘‘I think he means it in the ironic sense.'' Michael swallowed a quick gulp of coffee. ‘‘Claire, I don't like this. Not like we didn't have enough trouble without this kind of—''

Eve slammed in through the kitchen door, which hit the wall with a thunderous boom, startling both of them. She clomped across the kitchen floor and leaned on the breakfast table. She wasn't very Goth today; her hair was still matte-black, but it was worn back in a simple ponytail, and the plain knit shirt and black pants didn't have a skull anywhere in view. No makeup, either. She almost looked . . . normal. Which was so
wrong.

‘‘All right,'' she said, and slapped down a second copy of
The Fang Report
in front of Michael. ‘‘Please tell me you have a snappy comeback for this.''

‘‘I'll make sure the three of you are safe.''

‘‘Oh,
so
not what I was looking for! Look, I'm not worried about us! We're not the ones Photoshopped into tombstones!'' Eve looked at the picture again. ‘‘Although yes, better dead than that hairdo . . . God, was that your prom photo?''

Michael grabbed the paper back and put it facedown on the table. ‘‘Eve, nothing is going to happen. Captain Obvious just loves to talk. Nobody's going to come after me.''

‘‘Right,'' a new voice said. It was Shane. He'd come in behind Eve, clearly wanting to watch the fireworks, and now he leaned against the wall next to the stove and crossed his arms. ‘‘By all means, let's keep on shoveling the bull,'' he said. ‘‘It's trouble, and you know it.'' Claire waited for him to come over to the table and join the three of them, the way things used to be.

He didn't. Shane hadn't willingly stayed long in the same room with Michael since . . . the change. And he wouldn't look at him, except in angles and side glances. He'd also taken to wearing one of Eve's silver crosses, although just now it was hidden beneath the neck of the gray T-shirt he was wearing. Claire found her eyes fixing on its just-visible outline.

Eve ignored Shane; her big, dark eyes were fixed on Michael. ‘‘You know they'll all be gunning for you now, right? All the would-be Buffys?'' Claire had seen
Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
but she had no idea how Eve had managed; it was contraband in Morganville, along with every other movie or book featuring vampires. Or vampire killing, more to the point. Internet downloads were strictly controlled, too, though no doubt there was a hot black market in those kinds of things that Eve had tapped into.

‘‘Like you?'' Michael said. He still hadn't forgotten the arsenal of stakes and crosses that Eve kept hidden in her room. In the old days, that had seemed like good sense, living in Morganville. Now, it seemed like a recipe for domestic violence.

Eve looked stricken. ‘‘I'd never—''

‘‘I know.'' He took her hand gently in his. ‘‘I know.''

She softened, but then she shook it off and went back to frowning at him. ‘‘Look, this is
dangerous
. They know you're an easier target than those other guys, and they're going to hate you even more, because you're one of us.
Our
age.''

‘‘Maybe,'' Michael said. ‘‘Eve, come on, sit. Sit down.''

She did, but it was more like a collapse, and she didn't stop jittering her heel up and down in agitation, or drumming her black-painted fingernails on the table. ‘‘This is bad,'' she said. ‘‘You know that, right? Nine point five on the ten point scale of make-me-yak.''

‘‘Compared to what?'' Shane asked. ‘‘We're already living with the enemy. What does that score? Not to mention you probably get extra points for banging him—''

Michael stood up so fast his chair tipped and hit the floor with a clatter. Shane straightened, ready for trouble, fists clenched.

‘‘Shut up, Shane,'' Michael said, deathly quiet. ‘‘I mean it.''

Shane stared past him at Eve. ‘‘He's going to bite you. He can't help it, and once he starts, he won't stop; he'll
kill
you. But you know that, right? What is that, some freak-ass Goth idea of romantic suicide? You turning into a fang-banger?''

‘‘Butt out, Shane. What you know about Goth culture you got from old episodes of
The Munsters
and your Aryan Brotherhood dad
.
'' Great, now Eve was angry, too. That left Claire the only sane one in the room.

Michael made an effort to dial it back. ‘‘Come on, Shane. Leave her alone.
You're
the one hurting her, not me.''

Shane's gaze snapped to Michael and focused. Hard. ‘‘I don't hurt girls. You say I do, and you'd better back it up, asshole.''

Shane pushed away from the wall, because Michael was taking steps in his direction. Claire watched, wide-eyed and frozen.

Eve got between them, hands outstretched to hold both of them back. ‘‘Come on, guys, you don't want to do this.''

‘‘Kinda do,'' Shane said coolly.

‘‘Fine. Either hit each other or get a room,'' she snapped, and stepped out of the middle. ‘‘Just don't pretend it's all about protecting the itty-widdle girl, because it isn't. It's about the two of you. So get it together, or leave; I don't care which.''

Shane stared at her for a second, eyes gone wide and oddly hurt, then looked at Claire. She didn't move.

‘‘I'm out,'' he said. He turned and walked through the kitchen door. It swung shut behind him.

Eve let out a little gasp. ‘‘I didn't think he'd go,'' she said, so unsteadily that for a second Claire thought she was going to cry. ‘‘What a freaking
idiot
.''

Claire reached over and took her hand. Eve squeezed, hard, and then leaned back into Michael's embrace. Vampire or not, the two of them seemed happy, and anyway, this was
Michael.
She just couldn't understand Shane's anger. It seemed to bubble up when she least expected it, for no reason at all.

‘‘I'd better . . .'' she ventured. Michael nodded.

Claire slipped out of her chair and went to find Shane. Not like it was difficult; he was slumped on the couch, staring at the PlayStation screen and working the controls on yet another zombie-killing adventure. ‘‘You taking his side?'' Shane asked, and splattered the head of an attacking undead monster.