Authors: Stephen King
Brady looks up, frowning. That's a special cue he programmed into his Number Three. It sounds when he's got a message on the Blue Umbrella site, but that's impossible. The only person he's been communicating with via the Blue Umbrella is Kermit William Hodges, aka the fat ex-cop, aka the permanently Ret Det.
He rolls over in his office chair, paddling his feet, and stares at Number Three. The Blue Umbrella icon is now sporting a
1
in a little red circle. He clicks on it. He stares, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, at the message on his screen.
kermitfrog19 wants to chat with you!
Do you want to chat with kermitfrog19?
Y N
Brady would like to believe this message was sent last night or this morning before Hodges and the blond bimbo left his house, but he can't. He just heard it come in.
Summoning his courageâbecause this is much scarier than looking into his dead mother's eyesâhe clicks
Y
and reads.
Missed me.
And here's something to remember, asshole: I'm like your side mirror. You know, OBJECTS ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
I know how you got into her Mercedes, and it wasn't the valet key. But you believed me about that, didn't you? Sure you did. Because you're an asshole.
I've got a list of all the other cars you burglarized between 2007 and 2009.
I've got other info I don't want to share right now, but here's something I WILL share: it's PERP, not PERK.
Why am I telling you this? Because I'm no longer going to catch you and turn you in to the cops. Why should I? I'm not a cop anymore.
I'm going to kill you.
See you soon, mama's boy.
Even in his shock and disbelief, it's that last line that Brady's eyes keep returning to.
He walks to his closet on legs that feel like stilts. Once inside with the door closed, he screams and beats his fists on the shelves. Instead of the nigger family's dog, he managed to kill his own mother. That was bad. Now he's managed to kill someone else instead of the cop, and that's worse. Probably it was the blond bitch. The blond bitch wearing the Det-Ret's hat for some weirdo reason only another blonde could understand.
One thing he
is
sure of: this house is no longer safe. Hodges is probably gaming him about being close, but he might not be. He knows about Thing Two. He knows about the car burglaries. He says he knows other stuff, too. Andâ
See you soon, mama's boy
.
He has to get out of here. Soon. Something to do first, though.
Brady goes back upstairs and into his mother's bedroom, barely glancing at the shape under the coverlet. He goes into her bathroom and rummages in the drawers of her vanity until he finds her Lady Schick. Then he goes to work.
24
Hodges is in Interrogation Room 4 againâIR4, his lucky roomâbut this time he's on the wrong side of the table, facing Pete Huntley and Pete's new partner, a stunner with long red hair and eyes of misty gray. The interrogation is collegial, but that doesn't change the basic facts: his car has been blown up and a woman has been killed. Another fact is that an interrogation is an interrogation.
“Did it have anything to do with the Mercedes Killer?” Pete asks. “What do you think, Billy? I mean, that's the most likely, wouldn't you say? Given the vic was Olivia Trelawney's sister?”
There it is: the vic. The woman he slept with after he'd come to a point in his life where he thought he'd never sleep with any woman again. The woman who made him laugh and gave him comfort, the woman who was his partner in this last investigation as much as Pete Huntley ever was. The woman who wrinkled her nose at him and mocked his
yeah
.
Don't you ever let me hear you call them the vics,
Frank Sledge told him, back in the old days . . . but right now he has to take it.
“I don't see how it can,” he says mildly. “I know how it looks, but sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.”
“How did youâ” Isabelle Jaynes begins, then shakes her head. “That's the wrong question.
Why
did you meet her? Were you investigating the City Center thing on your own?” Playing the uncle on a grand scale is what she doesn't say, perhaps in deference to Pete. After all, it's Pete's old running buddy they're questioning, this chunky man in rumpled suit pants and a blood-spotted white shirt, the tie he put on this morning now pulled halfway down his big chest.
“Could I have a drink of water before we get started? I'm still shook up. She was a nice lady.”
Janey was a hell of a lot more than that, but the cold part of his mind, which isâfor the time beingâkeeping the hot part in a cage, tells him this is the right way to go, the route that will lead into the rest of his story the way a narrow entrance ramp leads to a four-lane highway. Pete gets up and goes out. Isabelle says nothing until he gets back, just regards Hodges with those misty gray eyes.
Hodges drinks half the paper cup in a swallow, then says, “Okay. It goes back to that lunch we had at DeMasio's, Pete. Remember?”
“Sure.”
“I asked you about all the cases we were workingâthe big ones, I meanâwhen I retired, but the one I was really interested in was the City Center Massacre. I think you knew that.”
Pete says nothing, but smiles slightly.
“Do you remember me asking if you ever wondered about Mrs. Trelawney? Specifically if she was telling the truth about not having an extra key?”
“Uh-huh.”
“What I was really wondering was if we gave her a fair shake. If we were wearing blinders because of how she was.”
“What do you mean, how she was?” Isabelle asks.
“A pain in the ass. Twitchy and haughty and quick to take offense. To get a little perspective, turn it around a minute and think of all the people who believed Donald Davis when he claimed he was innocent. Why? Because he
wasn't
twitchy and haughty and quick to take offense. He could really put that grief-stricken haunted-husband thing across, and he was good-looking. I saw him on Channel Six once, and that pretty blond anchor's thighs were practically squeezing together.”
“That's disgusting,” Isabelle says, but she says it with a smile.
“Yeah, but true. He was a charmer. Olivia Trelawney, on the other hand, was an
anti
-charmer. So I started to wonder if we ever gave her story a fair shot.”
“We did.” Pete says it flatly.
“
Maybe
we did. Anyway, there I am, retired, with time on my hands. Too much time. And one dayâjust before I asked you to lunch, PeteâI say to myself, Assume she
was
telling the truth. If so, where was that second key? And thenâthis was right
after
our lunchâI went on the Internet and started to do some research. And do you know what I came across? A techno-fiddle called âstealing the peek.'”
“What's that?” Isabelle asks.
“Oh, man,” Pete says. “You really think some computer genius stole her key-signal? Then just happened to find her spare key stowed in the glove compartment or under the seat? Her spare key that she
forgot
? That's pretty far-fetched, Bill. Especially when you add in that the woman's picture could have been next to Type A in the dictionary.”
Calmly, as if he had not used his jacket to cover the severed arm of a woman he loved not three hours before, Hodges summarizes what Jerome found out about stealing the peek, representing it as his own research. He tells them that he went to the Lake Avenue condo to interview Olivia Trelawney's mother (“If she was still aliveâI didn't know for sure”) and found Olivia's sister, Janelle, living there. He leaves out his visit to the mansion in Sugar Heights and his conversation with Radney Peeples, the Vigilant security guard, because that might lead to questions he'd be hard-pressed to answer. They'll find out in time, but he's close to Mr. Mercedes now, he knows he is. A little time is all he needs.
He hopes.
“Ms. Patterson told me her mother was in a nursing home about thirty miles from hereâSunny Acres. She offered to go up there with me and make the introduction. So I could ask a few questions.”
“Why would she do that?” Isabelle asks.
“Because she thought we might have jammed her sister up, and that caused her suicide.”
“Bullshit,” Pete says.
“I'm not going to argue with you about it, but you can understand the thinking, right? And the hope of clearing her sister of negligence?”
Pete gestures for him to go on. Hodges does, after finishing his water. He wants to get out of here. Mr. Mercedes could have read Jerome's message by now. If so, he may run. That would be fine with Hodges. A running man is easier to spot than a hiding man.
“I questioned the old lady and got nothing. All I managed to do was upset her. She had a stroke and died soon after.” He sighs. “Ms. PattersonâJanelleâwas heartbroken.”
“Was she also pissed at you?” Isabelle asks.
“No. Because she was for the idea, too. Then, when her mother died, she didn't know anyone in the city except her mother's nurse, who's pretty long in the tooth herself. I'd given her my number, and she called me. She said she needed help, especially with a bunch of relatives flying in that she hardly knew, and I was willing to give it. Janelle wrote the obituary. I made the other arrangements.”
“Why was she in your car when it blew?”
Hodges explains about Holly's meltdown. He doesn't mention Janey appropriating his new hat at the last moment, not because it will destabilize his story but because it hurts too much.
“Okay,” Isabelle says. “You meet Olivia Trelawney's sister, who you like well enough to call by her first name. The sister facilitates a Q-and-A with the mom. Mom strokes out and dies, maybe because reliving it all again got her too excited. The sister is blown up after the funeralâin your carâand you still don't see a connection to the Mercedes Killer?”
Hodges spreads his hands. “How would this guy know I was asking questions? I didn't take out an ad in the paper.” He turns to Pete. “I didn't talk to anyone about it, not even you.”
Pete, clearly still brooding over the idea that their personal feelings about Olivia Trelawney might have colored the investigation, is looking dour. Hodges doesn't much care, because that's exactly what happened. “No, you just sounded me out about it at lunch.”
Hodges gives him a big grin. It makes his stomach fold in on itself like origami. “Hey,” he says, “it was my treat, wasn't it?”
“Who else could have wanted to bomb you to kingdom come?” Isabelle asks. “You on Santa's naughty list?”
“If I had to guess, I'd put my money on the Abbascia Family. How many of those shitbags did we put away on that gun thing back in '04, Pete?”
“A dozen or more, butâ”
“Yeah, and RICO'd twice as many a year later. We smashed them to pieces, and Fabby the Nose said they'd get us both.”
“Billy, the Abbascias can't get anyone. Fabrizio is dead, his brother is in a mental asylum where he thinks he's Napoleon or someone, and the rest are in jail.”
Hodges just gives him the look.
“Okay,” Pete says, “so you never catch all the cockroaches, but it's still crazy. All due respect, pal, but you're just a retired flatfoot. Out to pasture.”
“Right. Which means they could go after me without creating a firestorm. You, on the other hand, still have a gold shield pinned to your wallet.”
“The idea is ridiculous,” Isabelle says, and folds her arms beneath her breasts as if to say That ends the matter.
Hodges shrugs. “
Somebody
tried to blow me up, and I can't believe the Mercedes Killer somehow got an ESP vibe that I was looking into the Case of the Missing Key. Even if he did, why would he come after me? How could that lead to him?”
“Well, he's crazy,” Pete says. “How about that for a start?”
“Sure, but I repeatâ
how would he know
?”
“No idea. Listen, Billy, are you holding anything back? Anything at all?”
“No.”
“I think you are,” Isabelle says. She cocks her head. “Hey, you weren't sleeping with her, were you?”
Hodges shifts his gaze to her. “What do you think, Izzy? Look at me.”
She holds his eyes for a moment, then drops them. Hodges can't believe how close she just came. Women's intuition, he thinks, and then, Probably a good thing I haven't lost any more weight, or put that Just For Men shit in my hair.
“Look, Pete, I want to shake. Go home and have a beer and try to get my head around this.”
“You swear you're not holding anything back? This is you and me, now.”